It seems that he was caught soliciting prostitution. Thinking about Shanzi in the house, I am afraid that this time it is really not clear.
"I am a good citizen, I won't move, please be gentle."
A tall policeman said righteously: "Are you soliciting prostitution?"
"I don't."
Ah...oh...excited moans came from the room.
A policeman pointed to the bedroom. The tall policeman walked over and kicked him away.
Is it necessary to open the door? The door is not locked. Can't you just open it gently?
The beauties in the room were frightened. One of them, a very experienced woman, squatted on the bedside with her hands on her head.
The other one was pinned down by Shanzi and tried to break away, but was pinned down by Shanzi's powerful body.
Under the eyes of everyone, Shanzi sprinted a few more times, and a happy smile suddenly appeared on his face. This boy actually ejaculated in front of everyone.
"Boy, get up and put your hands on your head." the tall policeman shouted.
Shanzi sat up straight without finishing his thoughts, as if he hadn't woken up yet: "What's the hurry? Next one."
This kid!
Staying in the small dark room, this small dark room has a familiar feeling.
At the back are several big characters: leniency for those who confess, and severity for those who resist.
The small dark room slowly opened, and the bright light made it hard for me to get used to it.
It was the tall policeman. He sat down and said coldly: "How many times has it been?"
"What?"
"How many times have you visited a prostitute?"
"This is the first time, no, no, I'm not a prostitute." "Lie, look at the big words behind you, I'm not a prostitute. You're waiting outside the door for the next one. You're young, you have a lot of tricks, and you even play double sex. I all..."
Cough! Cough! The tall policeman coughed twice and continued: "It's not the first time. If it was the first time, how could he be so calm when he saw us coming? He must be very experienced."
If I had known this injustice, I would have resisted with all my strength.
When I didn't say anything, the tall policeman shined a bright light on me and said, "Really?"
"Uncle, I really just came with Shanzi. He just fell out of love and was looking for a woman to vent his feelings." Now I can only drag Shanzi into the water. Who told him to be single now? I still have two tigers at home.
"Lying, it seems that education is not enough. Look at the wall behind you and think about it." The tall policeman pointed at the eight big characters behind me.
Alas! I couldn't help but sigh.
"That prostitute, someone came to redeem her." A man's voice came from outside.
The tall policeman glared at me and took me out.
Shanzi is already outside, with two panda eyes, and is now completely sober.
He was looking at me with his big innocent eyes, as if I had brought him into prostitution.
It's over, it's Shuang'er and Tang Xin, why are they here?
It must be Shanzi, this kid, I'm obviously here to accompany him through his sad period, but now I feel like the saddest one is me.
"Sit down." A cold voice said.
The two beauties stared at me with murderous eyes. In fact, I wanted to shout: "I am not visiting prostitutes, I am just passing by."
The arrival of Tang Xin and Shuang'er caused the surrounding people to tremble and stop to watch, and the people around them were talking a lot.
"Why do you still engage in prostitution when you have such a beautiful girlfriend?" asked a beautiful policewoman.
"Men, just for a thrill."
"If I had a girlfriend like this, I would stay at home every day."
…
"That prostitute, I think your life is quite happy, why are you still going out to whore?"
I am prostituted to your sister, so I cannot change my name, but I can only think about it in my heart.
I insisted on the spirit of police-civilian cooperation. I kept winking at Shanzi and said, "I really came here with Shanzi. He wanted to vent."
"Look at what I'm doing. I can help you with the secret drinking when you were a kid, but I really can't help you with the prostitution." Shanzi quickly cleared up the relationship.
Now I have the urge to strangle this kid to death, but I will fail at the critical moment.
"Uncle policeman, please listen to my explanation, I..."
"I'm 31."
"Brother policeman, I..."
"We have evidence." The tall policeman said and called out the two prostitutes.
At this moment, the two prostitutes came out very cooperatively and were full of experience.
“Who offered to serve?”
The two prostitutes pointed at me.
"Who gave you the money?"
The two prostitutes pointed at me again.
Several people's eyes fell on me, and now they couldn't explain why.
"What else is there to say."
"Yes, in the future, when you cry out for injustice, you can cry out that it is worse than the broken leaves." I said with a grimace.
Tang Xin and the others kept staring at me fiercely without speaking. Silent women are the most terrifying.
"Who are you?" The tall policeman looked at Tang Xin and the others.
"Girlfriend." The two women said at the same time.
"It's normal for a prostitute to have such good fortune, but it's surprising that a young black guy like you has such a beautiful girlfriend," the tall policeman said.
This policeman really told the truth, I have always thought that I am quite handsome, at least among the top 700 million Chinese men.
"No, we are his girlfriends." Tang Xin and the others didn't think the matter was annoying enough, so they pointed at me and said.
There was an uproar around the place, and the tall policeman even said angrily: "Two maids and one husband? How could you do this? There are already very few women in China, and beautiful women are as precious as giant pandas. You still dominate two of them. How can you do this?"
Is China worthy of raising you? Are you worthy of our 700 million male compatriots? You are right..."
"Brother policeman, I admitted everything. I confessed and paid the fine. I am willing to accept the punishment of my motherland."
Shanzi giggled beside him, "You are the one who enjoys it, but I am the one who takes the lead in visiting prostitutes. I will remember you, boy."
The two beauties were so calm along the way, which made me feel uneasy.
After delivering Shanzi to the door of his house, Shanzi said with unfinished content: "Next time we go, I will still have endless aftertaste of last night's taste."
With a bang, I slammed the car door shut.
When I got home, two beauties sat angrily on the sofa and looked at me fiercely.
"Leniency for confession!"
"Resist to be strict!"
The two beauties remembered these eight words so clearly and looked at me with interrogating eyes.
I walked forward and gently held the two beauties in my arms and said, "I..."
"Don't touch us. Climbing into the bed of a woman like that is very dirty." The two beauties broke away from my arms and said with disgust.
In this situation, according to the record on page 59, line 13 of the Pick-up-Girls Code, one must be moved emotionally.
"Alas!" I sighed deeply.
The two beauties ignored me.
"Shanzi is an infatuated person..."
"Infatuated people will go to prostitutes?"
Cough! Cough! Shanzi, you have lost all my people.
I took a deep breath, with sadness on my face, held my head in my hands, and said in a deep voice: "Wen Qian's disappearance has caused great harm to Shanzi. He went to whoring just to vent himself. Note: I was just accompanying him, not
Not involved. Wen Qian probably won’t come back, so instead of letting him hold it in his heart, it’s better to let him vent.”
The anger on the faces of the two beauties diminished slightly.
"Actually, what I hate most is prostitution, but who made Shanzi my brother? Do you understand?"
Tang Xin and Shuang'er exchanged glances and said, "I'll let you pass this time. There will be no next time."
"Haha, actually I also have a mental disorder. I also need to vent. I wonder if these two beauties can..."