"Uncle, I'm afraid, let's go." The baby said softly, pulling on my clothes.
"Haha, uncle? It turns out that old cows eat young grass. Little beauty, the uncles will check your body later." Huang Mao said in a wretched manner.
I burped and said, "Sit next to me, baby. Let's sing. What do you want?"
"Fuck, you really don't think of yourself as an outsider, brothers, I'll cut him off." Huang Mao shouted loudly.
Several colorful people gathered around me. Ben and I didn't even look at them. We looked at the trembling baby and said, "Don't worry and sing. My brother is here. That Li Yan, come and sing."[
When Li Yan heard my voice, she sneered at me and said, "You'd better leave quickly while you're not hurt yet. We'll take care of the baby."
This care is very meaningful.
"Show this boy some sense. I'll eat meat tonight and I won't forget you guys drinking soup." Huang Mao shouted excitedly.
A short man took out a dagger from his arms and said to Huang Mao: "I'll go first. I'll be second tonight."
The short man said with a lewd smile on his face, and stabbed me directly with the dagger. These boys are definitely not students. A student would not be so ruthless and go straight to the vital point. If he were an ordinary person, he would probably really do it tonight.
I'm going to fall down here.
But I am not an ordinary person. The dagger grazed my side. The short man was obviously stunned, and Huang Mao behind him yelled: "Fuck, Erzi, you damn drunk, you can't even stab anyone."
The short man wiped his eyes and stabbed me a dozen more times, but still didn't hit me.
I also found the song I ordered. I watched the baby sing: "Sister, sit on the bedside. Brother, come and give me a hug..."
Suddenly everyone around was stunned. The baby looked at me in surprise and said, "Uncle, you are out of tune."
"It's okay. What you sing is your own personality. Are you done yet? If not, come over and sing." I smiled and greeted a few people loudly.
"Brother Huang Mao, this person is too evil." The short man's legs were shaking a little.
"Fuck, let me do it, you are a piece of trash." Huang Mao took the dagger and stared at me and said.
"Uncle, they are too fierce, let's go." The baby's look was full of fear.
"It's okay. If you don't like these people, I'll kick them out."
As I said that, I stood up coldly and stared at Huang Mao. Huang Mao almost fell down when his eyes met mine. After many years of being a killer, the murderous intent in his eyes was real.
"I don't want the baby to see the blood. Leave it alone or let me throw it out."
Huang Mao suddenly became angry, and regardless of the murderous look in my eyes, the dagger stabbed not me but the baby next to me. Before he could get close, he touched the wine bottle on the table, and there was a bang. Huang Mao covered his head.
Rolling on the ground.
I threw the remaining bottle of wine on the ground and shouted coldly: "Get out!"
The few remaining people were relieved and hurriedly supported Huang Mao on the ground to leave.[
"Wait a minute, settle the bill before leaving."
After the few Huang Mao left, they looked at the waitresses and said, "Why don't you get out."
The baby and I were the only ones left in the private room. I smiled and said, "Are you scared? It was a little bloody just now."
But there was no fear on the baby's face. Instead, he looked excited and said, "Uncle, you are so awesome. I will also practice bottle skills when I get back."
I suddenly broke into a cold sweat on my back. I could imagine a cute baby holding a wine bottle, shouting and hitting people on the street.
The most important thing is that if Tang Xin knew about it, he would cut me into eight pieces, no, sixteen pieces.
"Let's just sing."
"Well, then uncle must teach me Bottle Kung Fu. I want to sing Little Man Waist." The baby finally laughed.
Small waist? Divine Comedy.
…
We didn’t sing for a long time, but the door of the private room was kicked open. The baby and I were singing to the climax, and we were very unhappy to be disturbed.
"You just beat up my cousin. Don't you know that this is my saber-toothed tiger's territory?" The speaker was a naked man with tiger-shaped tattoos and murderous eyes.
When the baby saw this man, he screamed and hid in my arms. Seeing the baby's scared look, I patted her shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, I will make him a toothless tiger."
"Fuck, don't be crazy, kid. Come out and challenge me if you can." This guy proposed directly.
Anyway, I was tired of singing, so I said to the baby: "Let's go back to find Tang Xin and the others."
Seeing the baby nodding, I stood up and straightened my clothes.
When we walked out of Hall K, there were already more than 20 people around. It didn't look like a one-on-one challenge at all.
"Cousin, this guy beat me and threatened to beat me up." Huang Mao said with added jealousy.
"Fuck, brothers, chop this guy up for me, don't hurt the little beauty next to him." Looking at the lewd smile on that tiger's face, I suddenly felt that this punch should be more focused.
The baby was not afraid this time, but excitedly hid aside and shouted: "Uncle, I'm going to find you a wine bottle."
Immediately, the baby really thought the wine bottle was the enemy.
Faced with more than 20 people gathered around me, I looked at the time. It was getting late, almost 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Tang Xin and the others should have finished shopping, so we should solve it as soon as possible.[
Before the other party could take action, my figure appeared directly behind a person. I sneered and said, "You can't go to my wife's bed tonight."
He kicked the man away without even looking at his miserable state, and rushed directly towards the other man.
In less than a minute, more than 20 people fell to the ground and howled. Some tiger on the side looked at me in a daze, and the machete in his hand fell to the ground. As he watched me walking towards him step by step, he knelt down and said
: "Brother, I was wrong, just treat me like a fart."
I was too lazy to do anything and said to him: "Take care of your cousin. If you let me know that the baby is missing a hair, I will make you hairless for the rest of your life."
The boy suddenly shuddered, kowtowed and said: "Brother, brother, I know, I will protect the baby well in a while." Looking at me staring at him, he hurriedly changed his words: "No, no.
, it’s my aunt.”
"Uncle, I can't find the wine bottle, can you use mineral water bottles?" The baby dug out several mineral water bottles from somewhere and said with heavy breaths.
Turning around and looking at her flushed face, I was stunned for a moment as her chest moved up and down with her violent breathing.
"Uncle, is that okay?"
I woke up from my daze, smiled and said, "Okay."
Ah! The baby exclaimed as he looked at the scene in front of him.
I finally found Tang Xin and the others, and seeing Madman and Tang Zheng covered in bruises, I realized what a wise choice it was to sing.
"Ye, you escaped a bullet. I finally know how scary women are." The madman put his things in the car and complained.
I smiled and was about to answer the madman when Tang Xin took out a piece of clothing and said, "Ye, let's see if you like the clothes I bought for you."
Not to be outdone, Shuang'er took out a pair of pants and handed them to me and said, "Ye, these are the pants I bought. Let's see if they look pretty."
"Oh, after a long day's work, it turned out that I was just making wedding clothes for others." The madman sighed when he saw such a scene.
I held the two beauties in my arms and said, "Haha, do you want this set of clothes for you?"
Seeing the murderous looks of the two beauties, the lunatic shook his head hurriedly and said, "I'm afraid I'll die."
My phone rang and it was Shanzi.
"Yi Zi, I have brought your things to you, and I have also rented the apartment you want to rent. This time it will be absolutely private, so don't worry."
"Shanzi, thank you."
"Damn, when did you learn to be so disgusting? We grew up wearing the same pair of pants. Ever since I heard that your place was unsafe last time, I wanted to find a good place to live. This time, I feel at ease. Grandpa is not here.
You are my dearest person."
When it comes to my grandpa, I still have no clues. I feel lost for a while. I don’t know what these people are doing. They haven’t said anything about threatening me. Does it really mean that I don’t have enough influence in the game now?
"I'll wait for you at Longfei Street." Shanzi saw that I didn't speak for a long time, left an address and hung up the phone.
"What's wrong with Ye?" Tang Xin looked at my downcast expression and asked worriedly.
"Nothing? Let's go see our new home." I said trying to make myself laugh.
"New home?" the two women said in surprise at the same time.
I didn't tell the two girls at first, for fear of revealing something, that place was obviously unsafe. Although I didn't care, I couldn't let the two beauties get hurt at all.
Longfei Street is not very far. I quickly found it under the guidance of Madman. I felt a gaze staring at me. I looked in that direction and saw Shanzi. He waved his hand towards me.
The place Shanzi was looking for was a community. This kind of place was pretty good and safer than that desolate place.
Walking into the house, the decoration inside was very good. Shanzi smiled and said, "How is it? The owner went abroad, so I rented the house directly for three years."
"It's good. Shanzi is very efficient in doing things." Tang Xin said with a smile.
"It's just one." Shuang'er's face showed regret. Everyone looked at her, and she continued: "The bed is just not big enough."
"Haha." I laughed dryly to interrupt everyone's petrification. This bed is indeed not comparable to xz's bed. It was specially customized by Shanzi.
Shuang'er also realized that there was ambiguity in his words and hurriedly explained: "I didn't mean to sleep with Ye Zi in bed."
"Uncle, do you sleep with your two sisters every night? When will you give birth to the baby?"
Pfft! I whispered in Tangxin’s ear: “Your family’s sex education method is really a failure.”
After a night of cleaning, everyone was very tired. Tang Zheng and his wife said goodbye and left. The baby stayed tonight. It was not far from the school anyway, so Tang Xin agreed.
Shanzi touched his tired shoulders and said, "Let's get together again tomorrow. I'm too tired tonight. I'm going home."
"It's very late in Shanzi, do you want to find a place to stay first?" I looked at the time and said.
"No, it's not very far." As he said this, Shanzi forcefully opened the door opposite us.
Damn, Shanzi actually lives across from us. It's really not that far away.
"Don't look, I'm closing. I won't invite you to visit tonight." Shanzi didn't explain much about our surprise.
"Brother, you see you have a lot of vacant rooms, so just take me in." The madman said with a smile on his face.
Shan Zi was also very happy and said: "Okay, come in, I happen to be short of companions. There are no beauties, so men should make do with it."
After the madman got in, the door was closed, and another pair of good friends appeared.
The beauties had worked hard all day and all fell asleep quickly.
Looking at the time, the game started in half an hour. I didn't sleep, waiting for the game to start.
After entering the game, I did not appear in a square, but in a huge battlefield, surrounded by the sounds of various fighting.
Creatures that I had never seen before appeared one after another. Looking at the black mist on their bodies, I could probably guess that these were creatures from the demon world.
The huge figure stepped over my head. This time there was no panic like the first time. These illusory...
The powerful body directly smashed open the city gate. The soldiers inside tried their best to resist the invasion of monsters, but these demonic creatures were too strong, and there was blood everywhere they went.
Although there is no scene of intestines flying around, the blood all over the sky and the nauseating smell of blood are enough to make people unforgettable.
The scene in front of me suddenly changed. I appeared on the city tower. The creatures from the demon world invaded Wangyue City, and ordinary humans became the food of the creatures from the demon world.
A woman screamed and ran, but was grabbed by a huge hand. The tall giant ignored the woman's struggle and stuffed her into his mouth, causing blood to splash everywhere.
"God, please forgive us, please save our people." A middle-aged man in gorgeous clothes at the top of Wangyue City shouted into the air. This should be the king of Tianfeng Kingdom.
"Father, let's go quickly, the demons from the demon world are about to attack." This voice belonged to Feng Wan'er.
"No, I want to be with my people." After saying this, the king slowly closed his eyes, and various lights appeared around him.
"No, father." Feng Wan'er shouted loudly.
"Prince, today I will activate our highest magic, the hope of Tianfeng Kingdom. In 200 years, you will wake up, find the legendary warrior, and save our Tianfeng Kingdom." This is the last sentence of King Tianfeng, and then the whole
The world seems to be snowing.
All demon creatures disappeared immediately when they encountered this snowflake. Such a powerful magic, all ordinary humans slowly turned into snowmen and disappeared into the air.
"Humble humans, do you think you can save your people in this way?"
Half of the human race has disappeared, and many are still in a snowman state.
A powerful figure stood on the top of Wangyue City. He kept chanting spells in his mouth, and balls of blood-red light directly enveloped Wangyue City.
The remaining snowmen have melted, and each one has a fierce face. These are the zombies I saw in Moon Moon City.
Everything finally calmed down. This is a replay of history. Although it is only a small fragment, we can already know the horror of the devil world.
"Master." A voice sounded.
I looked at the pet in front of me in surprise, is this one?
