"Come down, the police are here!" Lin Tao patted Yang Xiaomei in his arms angrily. Yang Xiaomei's pretty face was pale and she looked frightened. She didn't even argue after hearing Lin Tao's taunts, and slowly walked out of Lin Tao's arms.
After coming down, he immediately grabbed Lin Tao's coat and wouldn't let go. His delicate body would shake slightly from time to time. It was obvious that he was really frightened.
"Hey, little Taoist priest, what will happen if those talismans fall down? They won't hurt anyone, right?" Luo Rong was actually pretending to be calm. After all, anyone would be frightened in the face of such legendary and weird things.
The sharp dagger she pulled out and inserted back in one moment betrayed her nervous state of mind at the moment.
"If the talisman falls off or is damaged, they are gone. It's useless to stick another talisman on it!" Jin Dazhuang smiled naively, and then said: "And in order to prevent the talisman from being blown off by the wind, I glued double-sided talismans on the back of the talisman.
Glue, guaranteed to be secure!”
"Da Zhuang, how many of these zombies can you control?" Lin Tao held Bai Shan in his arms and asked with interest.
"These are the most common zombies. I can control up to twenty of them at a time. But if they are bronze armored zombies, two is my limit. After all, my skills are still weak. My master can control fifty ordinary zombies at a time.
No problem!" Jin Dazhuang said with a smile.
"Bronze armored zombie? Are there more powerful zombies?" Lin Tao asked curiously.
"Of course there is. A corpse that has not decayed for hundreds of years can be turned into a bronze armored corpse. But it is basically difficult to find it now. Most modern people are cremated. You have to go to some old pits and tombs to find it.
, if you encounter a thousand-year-old corpse, my master can refine it into a more powerful silver-armored corpse or golden-armored corpse, hehe~ But even my master has never seen those things, he just looked at them in the museum.
I've been there a few!" Jin Dazhuang answered truthfully.
"You are not some kind of corpse exorcists, are you?" Yang Xiaomei finally regained her composure, hiding behind Lin Tao and asking with her head raised.
"Strictly speaking, we are indeed a Corpse Exorcist Sect, but we are their branch. Our ancestor founded our Corpse Exorcist Sect five hundred years ago independently, but now few people are really willing to become Taoist priests.
Most of them are swindlers, so our sect only consists of me and my master!" Jin Dazhuang scratched his head in embarrassment and smiled very shyly.
"Then what do you do for a living? There shouldn't be anyone hiring you to remove corpses now, right?" Lin Tao asked with a frown.
"We actually make zombies just to pass on the incense. My master never received the business of exorcising corpses decades ago. Now people use freezers to transport corpses. But we are Taoist priests. Of course, Taoist priests are
As someone who makes a living by fortune telling, my master’s name is Zhang Banxian, so the fortune telling is accurate!” Jin Dazhuang said with some pride.
"Then did he expect that there would be such a big disaster in the world?" Yang Xiaomei asked with some dissatisfaction.
"Numerology is actually a very vague thing. It can only grasp things in the general direction!" Jin Dazhuang frowned and thought for a while, and said: "My master has said before that there will be a catastrophe that will affect the entire human race in the year before last.
, but my master doesn’t know the specifics, but before the catastrophe comes, my master has already passed away in the Taoist temple!"
"Then let's see who among us can live the longest and who has the shortest life. You should be able to read their faces, right?" Yang Xiaomei asked with a smile, as if she wanted to make things difficult for this nagging little Taoist priest.
"That's okay, I've already started practicing fortune telling!" Jin Dazhuang nodded without hesitation, and without looking at Lin Tao and the others carefully, he pointed at the unconscious fat man Lao Wu on the ground and said, "He won't survive tonight...
…”
"Damn!" Yang Xiaomei immediately frowned and cursed: "Little Taoist priest, are you deceiving us? Everyone knows he won't survive tonight. When he wakes up, ask him a few words. Even if we don't kill him, will you forgive us?
Did you kill him?"
"I...I haven't finished speaking yet!" Jin Dazhuang muttered aggrievedly, then pointed hesitantly at the female doctor who was squatting aside and crying secretly, and said: "And...and Sister Chen, she...her face
The air of death is so dense that you won’t live long!”
The female doctor was stunned by Jin Dazhuang's words, but she laughed miserably: "Just die, is it better to be alive now than to be dead?"
"Sister Chen, please look away!" Jin Dazhuang looked at the female doctor sadly, and then suddenly turned back to look at a middle-aged woman among the survivors. The woman's face turned pale at Jin Dazhuang's unspeakable expression, and she retreated in horror.
He took a step forward and stammered: "You...you can't joke with aunt. I'll be nice. What will happen?"
"I don't know!" Jin Dazhuang shook his head feebly and said: "But...but Auntie, the death aura on your face is as heavy as Sister Chen's. You know, our Corpse Rift Sect is the most accurate at detecting death aura!"
The middle-aged woman's feet suddenly went weak, and the few people behind her didn't support her, so she fell to the ground. She seemed to remember what Jin Dazhuang said when he showed them their faces before, that those people he said would not die soon.
Without exception, everyone died unexpectedly. She seemed to have lost her soul at this time. She collapsed on the ground and murmured: "How is it possible... How is this possible..."
"Hey, little Taoist priest, you haven't talked about us yet!" Yang Xiaomei keenly discovered that none of the survivors refuted Jin Dazhuang's words. She hurriedly waved to Jin Dazhuang and shouted: "Look at us, what do we look like?
Sample?"
"Officer Yang..." Jin Dazhuang frowned and looked at Xiaomei Yang with a very strange expression. He tilted his head and looked at it for a long time before saying uncertainly: "According to what the master taught me, Officer Yang should be a woman.
, but Officer Yang happens to be a woman with a male body. It stands to reason that people like you are naturally charming.
Bone, if you are a man, it is impossible to be a policeman. You should be a very famous star. Only women can enter the officialdom, and have a lot of love and good luck, but they only have enough food and clothing, not wealth.
What’s your appearance, Officer Yang... I’m sorry for my poor eyesight, but I really can’t understand your face!”
Jin Dazhuang's words were quite old-fashioned, but his words made Yang Xiaomei speechless. She didn't think that Jin Dazhuang had figured out that she was a woman, but she thought that this boy might really have two skills!
"As for these people..." Jin Dazhuang looked at Luo Rong and the others aside, and said very confidently: "This soldier sister has neither official nor financial luck, and is full of evil spirits. An ordinary man cannot become your husband.
, to put it simply, I can’t conquer you. If we force the union, we will die sooner or later. Uh... Sister, don’t mind speaking too frankly. Just saying nice things is the trick of a charlatan!"
"Then what do you mean, I can never get married for the rest of my life?" Luo Rong looked calm, but glanced at Lin Tao beside him.
"That's not true!" Jin Dazhuang shook his head and said, "You have to find a man who can restrain your evil aura, and...and..."
"And what? Say what you have to say, and I won't beat you!" Luo Rong said displeased.
"And judging from my sister's appearance... Even if she gets married, my sister is still a side wife, that is, a concubine. It is difficult for her to become a main wife. However, the law now prohibits three wives and four concubines, so... my sister may
Be someone else's lover!" Jin Dazhuang said this sentence with a stiff smile on his face and was very embarrassed.
"Little Taoist..." Luo Rong's eyes narrowed completely. Just when Jin Dazhuang thought she was going to go crazy, Luo Rong said with a half-smile, "I'm beginning to believe you have some skills!"
"If I'm not sure, I won't tell nonsense, otherwise my master's sign will be ruined!" Jin Dazhuang said nonchalantly, then turned his eyes to Laura, and then said with a smile: "This foreign sister, you
The first half of life was full of ups and downs
Zhe, I lost my mother when I was young, and I think I lost my father recently, but your suffering is over. From the time you lost this arm, you are about to change. As long as you don’t seek death, there should be nothing serious in the rest of your life, and you will be safe.
lifetime!"
"Thank you!" Laura, a Catholic, didn't seem to believe in these things, but she still thanked her politely.
"This last sister..." Jin Dazhuang looked at Bai Shan who was full of curiosity in Lin Tao's arms, scratched his head and said in embarrassment: "Sister, I told you the truth, don't be angry!"
"Tell me, I'm very curious!" Bai Shan nodded expectantly.
"My sister also has the appearance of losing both of her parents in her early years. Her career fortune is very strong. With a little effort, she can achieve success, but in terms of relationships..." Jin Dazhuang hesitated, and after thinking for a long time, he said: "To be honest, my sister is a wealthy person.
However, Hongxing is destined to get entangled with another man after marriage, and even bring disaster to herself!"
Bai Shan's face turned pale, and her delicate body twitched like an electric shock. She subconsciously jumped down from Lin Tao's arms, bit her lip and asked Jin Dazhuang: "Xiao Jin...will I have time to settle down?"
?You can’t be entangled with it for the rest of your life, right?”
"Actually..." Jin Dazhuang suddenly gritted his teeth mid-sentence, looked at Lin Tao sitting on the chair, a deep fear flashed through his eyes, and he said with difficulty: "Actually, I saw the relationship between you and Brother Lin.
You can tell from his appearance that he is not your sister's husband, right? It shouldn't be him who was entangled with you originally, but... But Brother Lin appeared, and I can no longer see my sister's life. It's too blurry, too blurry.
!”
"What? Is there something wrong with my husband?" Luo Rong walked to Lin Tao nervously, looked directly at Jin Dazhuang, and said, "Little Taoist priest, please show my husband a closer look. Don't make a mistake!"
Unexpectedly, Jin Dazhuang didn't dare to look at Lin Tao at all. When Yang Xiaomei urged him impatiently, he said with a sad face: "I... I don't dare to look!"
"What do you mean you don't dare to look? Even if what you say is wrong, my husband will not kill you!" Luo Rong frowned and said displeased.
"Xiao Jin, you can say whatever you want, and I can listen to whatever you want, it doesn't matter!" Lin Tao smiled indifferently. Although what the little Taoist said was very accurate, he knew that no one could tell about his fate, let alone
He is Zhang Banxian's apprentice. Even if Zhang Shenxian comes, it will still be of no avail. His fate has completely changed when he came to the human world. To put it mysteriously, his destiny has long been no longer within the five elements.
Jin Dazhuang hesitated for a long time this time, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Lin... Brother Lin's face tells me that he should be a person who has been dead for a long time, at least... it has been five or six years at least, and he is surrounded by
surrounded by death,
Compared to the bronze-armored corpse, I saw a ghost possessing a person once. The master said it was a skinned ghost crawling out of hell. Brother Lin gave me the feeling... exactly like that ghost, so
I dare not look at it!"
"Damn, little Taoist priest, do you have to say that you are so scary? Are you still a ghost? I think you are just a liar!" Yang Xiaomei immediately sneered, but Luo Rong, who knew the truth, raised his eyebrows and thought that this little Taoist priest was really a real ghost.
He is not comparable to a third-rate liar. If Lin Tao had not come to the human world now, wouldn't he have been dead for many years?
"I...I'm not lying!" Jin Dazhuang immediately felt aggrieved and whispered: "And...and Brother Lin's evil spirit is worse than that of the soldier sister. He...he must have killed many people, so much so that the innocent souls are still alive."
I don’t dare to get close to him, so if you follow him, you will definitely not be haunted!”
"Brother Tao, I've always wanted to ask you, um... how many people have you killed?" Yang Xiaomei stretched out half of her head from behind Lin Tao and asked cautiously.
"Haha~ It should be quite a lot!" Lin Tao gave an ambiguous answer, then stood up and looked at Jin Dazhuang, and said with a smile: "Xiao Jin, you are very good, and you are a master of fortune telling, but have you ever heard of it?
A powerful method called changing one's fate against the will of heaven?"
"Change your fate against the will of heaven?" Jin Dazhuang's breathing stagnated, he looked at Lin Tao in disbelief, and said in great surprise: "Oh! No wonder, no wonder Brother Lin is still alive and well, you... you actually used Tongtian's
You have changed your destiny through extraordinary means, no wonder I can't see your face!"
"Haha~ So there is a mountain as high as a mountain, and one of my former friends can use such a big trick!" Lin Tao made some nonsense, looking at Jin Dazhuang with an excited face, he and Luo Rong were laughing in their hearts.
After a while, Lin Tao did not go to see Jin Dazhuang again. Instead, he slowly walked to the unconscious Lao Wu, kicked him playfully, and said: "Friend, after listening to it for a long time, the ground is very cold. I don't want to get up and talk to him."
Shall we talk?”
"Grandpa, have mercy on me..." Lao Wu, who had been lying on the ground pretending to be dead, suddenly got up, crawled in front of Lin Tao with a bruised nose and face, knelt on the ground and cried: "Everyone... Grandpas and grandma, please let your grandson go. I really
You are forced to do so. If you spare your grandson's life, I will be a cow and a horse for you in the next life!"