"Uh-huh..." Lin Tao felt like his whole body was falling apart. Even with his extraordinary willpower, he couldn't help but hum.
Slowly opening his eyelids, which seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, the first thing that caught his eye was a huge dog head. The dog's head was covered with blood that had formed scabs, and a long dog tongue was on Lin Tao's face.
I was licking it with great pleasure, and kept making "pah, pah, pah, pah" sounds.
"Go away, Michael, your mouth stinks!" Lin Tao weakly pushed away the three-headed hell dog with only one head left. He endured the pain all over his body and sat up. He felt that his head was
There seemed to be thirty helicopters taking off at the same time, which made me feel dizzy.
"When is it Michael?" Lin Tao touched his head. He didn't know if he had hurt his brain, but he actually asked the dog next to him.
"It seems to be almost noon!" Something incredible happened. This dog actually spoke human words, and also spoke with an authentic Texas accent. It was seen licking the saliva around its mouth. It was very humane.
He patted his belly and said, "Master, I'm so hungry. I want to get something to eat first!"
Lin Tao took out a few scarlet capsules from his pocket, raised his head and swallowed it. He shook his head and said, "It's so damn unpalatable... Are you okay now that you're missing a head?"
The red hunting dog named Michael raised its back paw, which was as thick as an adult's arm, scratched the spot where the other head was still there, shook the dog's head in confusion, and said with a full expression: "
There seems to be no problem, I'm doing very well! It's just that I may lose some of my advantages when fighting in the future!"
"How are you? I thought you died last night!" Lin Tao gently rubbed his abdomen and said in confusion.
"Haha~ That's a bitter trick, didn't you teach me that? That damn skinner pushed me there, and I could only get beaten. If I didn't sacrifice myself and pretend to be dead, those little bastards would definitely kill me, grandpa.
!" Michael looked extremely proud, and the one wagging his tail looked really like a human.
As if he was used to Michael's stinky fart, Lin Tao shook his head helplessly, looked up at the unfamiliar surroundings, frowned and asked: "Where is this? Has the zombie wave left?"
"Hoo~ Master, if you didn't tell me, I almost forgot. The tide of corpses caused by those bastards last night was so fierce. If I hadn't carried you to run away, our master and servant would have become fertilizer in this jungle early in the morning.
!" Michael wagged his tail proudly, but said strangely: "But Master, I'm just curious, why don't those living corpses bite those vampires? They walk around them one by one, as if they are afraid of stepping on dogs.
Like shit!"
"I don't know either!" Lin Tao slowly shook his head. This was what he was puzzled about. Last night, the vampires walked calmly among the corpses, and not only were they not attacked by any living corpses
, and also attracted a large number of living zombies to attack them crazily.
"By the way, Master, I found something good on Glass's body, which should be the target of our mission this time!" Michael's eyes suddenly lit up, and he opened his mouth happily and spit out a shiny gold watch, but
His face immediately turned red, and he said shyly: "No, no, this is the right one, hehe~ Glass is dead, so we can't waste his gold watch!"
As he spoke, Michael spit out another piece of shiny silver metal from his mouth. He held it in his mouth and handed it to Lin Tao's hand with a charming smile. Lin Tao frowned and took it, looking at the piece of metal carefully.
, the metal block is square, about the same size as a delicate Rubik's cube, but there are no gaps on it. Instead, there are black mysterious patterns engraved on the whole body, which looks very much like some kind of tribal totem.
Lin Tao held the box in his hand and studied it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out the reason. However, Michael couldn't wait to say from the side: "Master, I'm almost hungry. Let me go and get something to eat?"
"Go! I have to rest for a while to absorb the power of the medicine, but don't run too far. I don't have the ability to protect myself now!" After Lin Tao said that, he put the box into his pocket and found a big tree to lean against and close his eyes.
Refresh yourself.
Michael jumped out with an excited "swoosh". After a while, he heard a lot of chickens and dogs in the forest, and the angry roars of wild beasts kept ringing. Half an hour later, Michael actually dragged a
The brown bear, which was two to three meters tall, came back, but the most terrifying thing was that the brown bear seemed to have been knocked unconscious and was still breathing hot breath from its mouth.
Lin Tao opened one eye and saw Michael dragging a whole bear back, and immediately cursed: "Bitch, I asked you to go hunting and you brought back a bear. Can you eat it?"
Michael let go of the bear claw that made him drool, and turned around and said aggrievedly: "Didn't I see that you were injured and wanted to get something good to replenish it for you? Bear bile can cure all diseases, otherwise I would have spent so much money.
Are you willing to get such a big guy? Master, you must understand me!"
Lin Tao immediately rolled his eyes and said with disdain: "Don't think you are so loyal. I don't know you yet. Before you arrived in Russia, you asked me if there were bears here. It's not your fault.
Do you want to eat bear paws?"
Michael was told off by Lin Tao, so he could only smile stupidly and said: "Hey, aren't they all the same? Master, you eat the bear's bile and I eat the bear's paws. We, master and servant, are blessed together!"
"Stop being so damn righteous, okay, okay, I'll rest for a while and you can deal with the bear!" Lin Tao cursed helplessly, and had no choice but to close his eyes and rest.
"Haha, fresh bear paws are roasted alive!" Michael cheered, pounced on him and bit off the main artery on the brown bear's neck with one bite. However, the fainted brown bear only twitched a few times and died without even humming.
.
Michael, whose mouth was full of blood, raised his head and took a sharp breath. His originally dry belly immediately swelled several times, and a red flame more than two meters long came out of his mouth. The flames covered the whole body of the brown bear almost instantly.
, and within a short while, the smell of barbecue emitted from the brown bear's carcass.
More than an hour later, one person and one dog had a delicious meal. Moreover, the pills Lin Tao swallowed before were obviously medicines that can cure injuries. Now Lin Tao can move freely, but he is still relatively weak.
Unable to bury the remains of his comrades with his own hands, Lin Tao could only take out three cigarettes, light them, and stick them in the sand. He suppressed the grief in his heart and bowed three times in the direction of the accident last night.
"Huh..." Michael burped loudly, walked up unsteadily, picked his teeth with the tip of a shiny claw on his dog's paw, and asked lazily: "What should we do now?"
Lin Tao took out the military GPS he carried with him and tried it. Fortunately, it was not damaged in the battle. After a little identification of the direction, he said: "Let's walk fifty kilometers to the west. Someone will come to pick us up there!"
"Oh my God, my god, there are still fifty kilometers left. I wonder if my thin arms and legs are the most afraid of walking?" Although Michael was unwilling, he could only shake the dog because he had eaten it.
The half-bear turned into a huge belly and followed Lin Tao. He didn't want to stay in the damn deep mountains and forests and become a wild dog from hell, even if there were delicious bear paws here.
…
"Master, can we go back this time without staying in that hellish place in Texas? Then we can find a big house and raise hundreds of female poodles. Well, actually I also like golden retrievers.
Although their bloodline is not very good, they don't have the cold arrogance of VIPs. But I don't want St. Bernard. I don't like big fat people. I like people with hot figures. Hehe~ Master, why don't you find some beauties for me?
Come on..."
Michael had been talking to himself after Lin Tao for several hours, like a machine gun that never stopped. Fortunately, Lin Tao had long been accustomed to it and ignored it even half a sentence. But suddenly, Mi Jia was rising when he spoke.
Caleb actually stopped talking and just stood there shaking his ears.
"What's wrong?" Lin Tao also stopped and looked at him, knowing that apart from delicious food and bitches, the only things that could shut him up were enemies.
"A helicopter has just landed fifteen kilometers ahead. I don't know how many people are there!" Michael said in a serious tone, tilting his head.
Because his watch was broken during the battle, Lin Tao looked up at the sky, estimated the time in his mind, and said: "Looking in the direction, it should be the person coming to pick us up, but how come it's five hours ahead...
Come on, Michael, stop being wordy and pay attention to what’s going on around you!”
Michael nodded and said with a playful smile: "Don't worry, keep it with me, even if a fly flies by us, I will tell you whether it is male or female!"