"You...you dare to trick me?" Jiaojiao gritted her teeth and looked at Yang Xiaomei, but Yang Xiaomei shrugged her shoulders in embarrassment and said with a smile: "It's just for fun, why take it seriously!"
"No, I want to verify my identity myself!" Jiaojiao rolled her eyes and immediately inserted her hand into Yang Xiaomei's collar. Yang Xiaomei exclaimed, and the little woman's voice immediately came out: "Hey... what are you doing? Don't mess around.
Touch it, ah... it hurts, don't... don't pinch there..."
"Ha! I thought you were at the airport, but it turns out you have some breasts!" Jiaojiao withdrew her hand with a proud look on her face. After sitting back in her seat, she saw that everyone was getting excited. She looked at Yang Xiaomei with bright eyes and asked.
: "Hey! Are you really gay? Are you having an affair with Luo Rong?"
"What are you doing?" Yang Xiaomei rubbed her sore breasts from being pinched by Jiaojiao. She felt that this girl's eyes were very strange, as if she had discovered a new toy and was so excited.
"Tell me first, are you having an affair with Luo Rong? Has your husband discovered it?" Jiaojiao asked impatiently.
"Before Lin Tao met us, Rongrong was my eldest wife, but after that guy came, I was not allowed to touch Rongrong!" Yang Xiaomei looked at Jiaojiao strangely, and added: "But now he gradually
If he turns a blind eye, he won’t suffer much from playing with us women anyway!”
"Tch~ You haven't become a black fungus after playing too much!" Jiaojiao sneered, and then said in disbelief: "Hey~ I guess you are already a black fungus, right?"
"Damn! You are the black fungus. Don't be too authentic if I am a fan!" Yang Xiaomei immediately retorted angrily. Seeing the difference in Jiaojiao's eyes, she licked her lips again and asked quietly: "What? You are also interested?
?”
"Actually... I also played this with some of our female colleagues before I met my husband, but I'm not a lesbian, I just think it's fun!" Jiaojiao whispered mysteriously.
"Haha~ Then if you didn't tell me earlier, it turns out that we are the same people!" Yang Xiaomei suddenly became excited, impatiently pulling Jiaojiao and saying mischievously: "Why don't we give it a try tonight? My skills
Very good, I guarantee your satisfaction! And it doesn’t matter even if Lin Tao finds out, I have plenty of ways to deal with him!"
"Not tonight. I'm going to mount my horse with real guns tonight. My husband's thing is much better than your plate grinding machine!" Jiaojiao said very proudly.
"Hey, isn't he just a little thicker? His movements are simple and he has no skills at all. He only knows how to rush around. He doesn't have as many tricks as I do!" Yang Xiaomei said with disdain.
"You...you have slept with my husband?" Jiaojiao looked at Yang Xiaomei in shock.
Yang Xiaomei's face turned red and she quickly explained: "How is that possible? We saw him and Rongrong doing it when we were camping!"
"I'm warning you, homosexuality is a very promising career. If you dare to mess with our husband's ideas, I'll just smash your breasts!" Jiaojiao threatened in a naive manner, waving her little fist.
"Don't worry, he and I won't call each other, but when can we have a date? Beauty!" Yang Xiaomei asked with a coquettish smile.
"It depends on my mood. I'm afraid I won't be able to do it in less than ten days and a half. My husband hasn't really been close to women for so long, and he is still so fierce. Wow... now I can have some fun."
Here you go!" Jiaojiao crossed her arms and looked happy, but she looked at Yang Xiaomei and pouted her lips fiercely. She thought to herself that Lin Tao, that country bumpkin, could do so much by tossing and turning, even migrant workers could play better than him!
The turmoil caused by Yang Xiaomei here is finally over. Over there, Zhu Deli and a group of people also happened to be late. Several sturdy men behind him were holding twenty or thirty boxes of high-end wine in their arms.
, it seems that he really intends to stay drunk tonight.
In addition to a few bodyguards, Zhu Deli came with a beautiful mature woman and another young woman. The young woman was naturally Su Ya, who had an affair with Lin Tao. She was still wearing an everlasting plain white dress.
, the long skirt stretches all the way to the instep, and the loose style
All the parts of her body that should be covered and should not be covered were tightly covered, but today for the first time, her face was painted with a medium amount of makeup, and she also had a pair of sparkling diamond earrings on her ears. Look at her
Her hair, which was neatly tied back on her head, was obviously deliberately groomed.
"Brother Zhu, I've been waiting for you to come. Come on, hurry up, serve the food!" Lin Tao, who was already half drunk, stood up unsteadily, waving his left hand as fast as a conductor, even though he was saying hello.
Zhu Deli, but his eyes are dead
He stared hard at Su Ya beside him. As soon as Su Ya made contact with his fiery eyes, her whole body felt as if it had been burned by fire. The white and tender skin on her neck quickly turned a touching bright red, even the roots of her ears were red.
of charming.
"Xiaoya! I miss you so much!" An excited figure from a distance rushed over and hugged Su Ya, kissing her on the face excitedly, but Su Ya froze, covered her mouth and said "vomit"
A sound of retching, goosebumps on the back of my hands
They stood up densely. Zhu Wei, who was hugging her, immediately noticed something strange about her. He understood that this was Su Ya's mysophobia, so he could only say apologetically: "I'm sorry, I drank wine in my mouth and it irritated you."
Alright?"
"It doesn't matter, it's my fault!" Su Ya wiped the saliva from her face and shook her head gently, her well-educated and sensible look was like a model of a lady.
"Oh~ you young couple, if you want to make out, go back and make out, what are you doing?" Zhu Deli scolded with a look of relief, then pulled Zhu Wei to Lin Tao's main table and said loudly: "Xiaowei, you must do it today
Come and have a drink with your brother-in-law on behalf of dad. There are not many relatives left in our family. You must get closer to your brother-in-law in the future and let him teach you the principles of life!"
"Hey! I understand, dad!" Zhu Wei nodded happily and said seriously: "I will definitely follow my brother-in-law and work hard in the future!"
"Good boy, you should have had such determination a long time ago!" Zhu Deli also happily patted Zhu Wei on the shoulder and said loudly: "Brother Lin, let's stay with the whole family tonight until we get drunk."
"Wait, wait, wait!" Lin Tao waved his hand to stop, looked at Su Ya with bright eyes next to Zhu Wei, and said hesitantly: "Uh...this is my sister-in-law, right? I didn't even recognize her last time we met. It's really a sin.
ah!"
"Xiaoya, call someone quickly, Brother Lin, this is your brother-in-law!" Zhu Deli said quickly.
Su Ya felt itchy with hatred in her heart, thinking: What are you pretending to be, you pervert? How do you expect to get to know me? You already know every hair on my body, but today you are taking advantage of me in front of so many people.
, I am two years older than you!
But thinking about it, Su Ya, who has always been good at disguising herself and whose acting skills are comparable to those of Oscar-winning actresses, still stepped forward and shouted to her lover in the gentlest tone, uncharacteristically: "I have met Brother Lin!"
"Um... I heard that Xiaoya loves to be clean, right? Our table is full of smelly old men. It must be uncomfortable for her to sit here. Xiaowei, please take Xiaoya to sit at their women's table.
Well, it smells delicious there!" Lin Tao pretended to be concerned, but in fact he was really embarrassed to face his mistress's family of three at the same time. The pressure was too great!
Su Ya's eyes instantly revealed a murderous look that only Lin Tao could understand. She narrowed her eyes and silently made a mouth gesture to Lin Tao. Lin Tao could tell immediately that Su Ya was clearly saying - you are finished!
"Let's go, Xiaoya, I'll take you there!" Zhu Wei happily pulled Su Ya aside. He also knew that his wife would not be happy to sit with a bunch of big men. Now Lin Tao can take the initiative
It's best to speak up.
"Xiaowei, let your wife sit at our table!" Bai Ru stood up and greeted Su Ya. After Su Ya hesitated for a moment, she felt that there seemed to be no other choice, so she had to bite the bullet and walked over.
She didn't know if it was because of a guilty conscience, but she always felt that Lin Tao's wives seemed to know something, and inviting her over for dinner was more like a Hongmen Banquet.
However, the attitudes of the next few girls made her relax. Knowing that she had thought too much, she was affectionately pulled to her side by Bai Ru and sat down. Bai Ru seemed to know a little bit about her rumors and asked Liu Lianlian to sit with her on her seat.
The tables were covered with clean tablecloths.
"Sister, you are so beautiful!" As soon as Su Ya sat down, Yang Xiaomei couldn't take her eyes away. In her opinion, Su Ya was simply the most perfect goddess in her mind, dignified, soft and full of bookishness.
, and her conservative style that is rare in today’s society
, all these made Yang Xiaomei's heart throb like a fire. She knew that this was a very difficult woman to deal with. The difficulty level was almost as difficult as getting Bai Ru into bed. But the greater the challenge, the greater the excitement. Yang Xiaomei had already begun to make plans.
How to attack her.
"Thank you!" Su Ya nodded politely. Although she looked at Yang Xiaomei and said it, there was no smile on her face at all, and there was a vague feeling of being repelled thousands of miles away!
"Sister, what should we do about Xia Lan? Do you want to ask her to come over and sit down?" Cao Mei whispered in Bai Ru's ear, and now Xia Lan was sitting with a group of old and young people from the wooden house village. She was out of place.
He seemed extremely alone, staring at the table blankly from beginning to end, without saying a word to anyone.
"No, Zhu Wei didn't pay attention to her, why should we bother with this? But she looks quite pitiful. You tell Jasmine not to help and go to accompany her friends!" Bai Ru already knew from Luo Rong.
After learning what Xia Lan had done, even though I despised her a little in my heart, I felt more
She is still somewhat sympathetic, but as Lin Tao's former girlfriend, Jasmine is much more forthright. She lives with her current boyfriend in the villa. Even the somewhat petty Jiaojiao does not reject her. She occasionally has some fun with Lin Tao.
No one minded the naked joke and just laughed it off!
The hot dishes were quickly served on the table. The plates of solid meat dishes made the people in the mountain village, who had no fat in their stomachs, wish they could go shirtless. It was almost as soon as a plate was served, and the whole plate was cleared. Even Bai Ru and the others didn't have any on their table.
What's so good, a group of little she-wolves headed by Jiaojiao, in line with the principle of not eating their men's things for free, their mouths are full of oil and their eyes are glaring!
Bai Ru had already seen Jasmine go to Xia Lan. Xia Lan said a few words and then lay on Jasmine and started crying. Bai Ru shook her head and sighed. As soon as she turned around, she heard Su Ya next to her ask: "Bai Ru
Ru, how old is your baby?"
This is the first thing Su Ya has said so far. Bai Ru and the others are talking. Su Ya is listening quietly. When she hears Su Ya's question, Bai Ru touches her belly with a loving look on her face.
Said: "The little guy is more than four months old. He may have learned that his father is back today and has been making a fuss in his stomach!"
"It's been more than four months!" Su Ya nodded slightly, but her eyes were fixed on Bai Ru's belly, with an intriguing light flashing in her eyes.
"You should also cheer up Xiaowei. Although it is still difficult for everyone now, children are our hope for continued reproduction after all!" Bai Ru said very sincerely.
"Actually..." Su Ya looked at Bai Ru and hesitated. The words almost reached her lips but she swallowed them back. She then said, "Does Lin Tao like boys or girls?"
"That donkey in our family!" Bai Ru shook his head angrily and said narrowly: "He is easy to talk about in all aspects, but he is particularly serious about having children and raising children. One thing he often says to us is "birth"
Sons will be rewarded, and daughters will be raised by themselves, haha~ Although we all know he was joking, it also shows that his favorite is boys!"
"This patriarchal bastard!" Su Ya muttered through gritted teeth. Bai Ru didn't hear clearly and asked in confusion: "What did you say?"
"Oh, why did you call Lin Tao a donkey? It's so ugly!" Su Ya covered her mouth and chuckled.
"Haha~ Su Ya, this allusion comes from our eldest sister!" Jiaojiao had almost finished eating at this time. Seeing everyone looking at her curiously, she wiped her mouth and said proudly: "Everyone.
She’s a woman, you can’t spread these private conversations outside…”
"I knew you were going to show off!" Bai Ru looked at Jiaojiao angrily, but it was rare for her to be so happy today and she couldn't get angry, so she heard Jiaojiao say excitedly from the opposite side: "Speaking of which, one day, our husband will be talking to me
The battle between the second sister and the second sister was so intense that the whole place was filled with howling ghosts and howling. Unfortunately, only half of the battle was completed. The relatives of the second sister’s family actually came. It is said that our husband’s eyes were as red as those of a cow. He couldn’t hold it in any longer, so he ran to find my eldest sister.
But when our husband opened the door and was about to go in, the eldest sister screamed. My husband quickly asked her what was wrong. The eldest sister said that your thing is as long as a donkey. It came in first before the person could reach it. It was scary.
I thought it was a snake..."
"Puch..." When several women thought that Lin Tao's thing was so long, they covered their mouths and tried to laugh while their faces turned red. Only Su Ya on one side nodded with understanding and thought to herself, it's not just a donkey, it's a donkey.
Not as long as him!
"Hey! Don't laugh, it's not the most exciting time yet!" Jiaojiao suddenly and mysteriously continued: "By the way, my husband got so angry that he just pounced on my eldest sister, but what happened?
We didn't hear the eldest sister's voice for a long time, so our husband asked her strangely, "Baby, why don't you scream no matter how much you scream? It's so incompetent!" But at this moment, my eldest sister let out an amazing scream, shouting loudly
He said, Oh my God! Your donkey thing is going to be stabbed into someone's stomach. How can I scream? So... from now on, our husband has been nicknamed a donkey!"
"Hahaha..." The women at the table burst out laughing, and some of Zhang Xu's family even laughed so much that they shed tears. Bai Ru blushed in embarrassment and said to Cao Mei angrily: "Mei
Son, tell the sisters about Xiaojiao’s scandal and make her proud..."