The dining table in Lin Tao's home is rectangular, not very big, but it is okay for a dozen slender women to squeeze in. Lin Tao is used to being surrounded by beautiful women while eating, sitting in the middle like a big man. Sitting there, Bai Ru is on the right, Cao Mei is on the left, and the remaining women are arranged below according to age.
"Lin Tao, Lin Tao, it turns out that I really thought you were a gentleman!" Zhang Hong shook her head with regret and said seriously: "But look at it now, are you collecting beautiful women as stamps? Just the formal ones. I have seven wives, and there are these informal ones next to me. If I come in again, I can have two tables of mahjong!"
"Pfft~" Lin Tao almost spit out a mouthful of soup. He didn't understand why these women liked to describe themselves as playing mahjong. In order to cover up his embarrassment, he had no choice but to pick up his wine glass and said nonchalantly: "Let's not talk about this anymore. Come, let’s have a drink first since we haven’t seen you for so long!”
"Have a guilty conscience!" Yang Xiaomei, who lowered her head and was putting rice into her mouth, muttered, then turned around and asked Jiaojiao beside her: "Baby, what on earth is going on with this woman?" Isn’t it too disrespectful to take your maid and seduce your husband??br />
"I can't help it. Her personality is like this, and we can't care about it. In the past, she drank too much and insisted on dragging Lin Tao to sleep with her. She is not a bad person. If you have anything, just say it!" Jiaojiao said! I looked helpless even as I ate the food.
Yang Xiaomei was a little depressed, biting her chopsticks and kept scanning Zhang Hong's body, but soon found that her sitting posture seemed to be wrong. Yang Xiaomei tilted her head and looked, but her eyes immediately widened because Zhang Hong actually raised her right leg. Stretching straight to the opposite side, Lin Tao opposite her had a tangled expression as if he couldn't poop out. If Zhang Hong's feet weren't teasing him, it would be a ghost. Yang Xiaomei shouted in shock: "Damn! Is this okay?"
"What's not good? As long as you think about it, you must do it. It's useless to just hold it in your heart!" Zhang Hong was keenly aware of Yang Xiaomei's surprise, and pointed a pun at Yang Xiaomei. Zhang Hong smiled slightly and said again : "Looking at your appearance, little sister, you should like pure and beautiful girls, right? How about I introduce two of them to you someday? They will definitely be more fun than this guy opposite!"
"I...I don't go whore!" Yang Xiaomei shook her head hurriedly with a red face.
"Although I'm a lady, it's still unopened and original. Don't you want to try it?" Zhang Hong said with a smile.
"Thank you, I have a lot of wives, that's enough!" Yang Xiaomei was afraid that Zhang Hong would say that she might like Lin Tao, so she hurriedly buried her head and continued to eat, and never dared to pay attention to Zhang Hong again.
After drinking and eating, everyone in the Lin family couldn't wait to go out together because tonight there is a large-scale blind date program "If You Are the One" in the Villa. After all, the entertainment activities in the Villa are still lacking, this kind of half-dating and half-talk show program Still very popular!
Lin Tao burped from wine and led a group of Yingying Yanyan out, focusing on taking care of Bai Ru and Su Ya, two big-bellied women. According to past practice, Su Ya should have returned to the courtyard alone at this time, but Firstly, she now plays mahjong with a bunch of women from the Lin family every day, and her cold personality has improved. Secondly, she doesn't want to leave a reputation for being difficult to get along with other women, so for the first time she wears a large dress to cover it up. With her swollen belly, she took Bai Shan and the Lin family members to participate in group activities.
Naturally, the Lin Tao family didn't have to carry benches to watch the show like others. The front row of seats at the show was reserved for them by convention. When they arrived at the largest open space in front of the villa, it was already packed with people, including more than a dozen heroic policewomen.
, was waving his baton and scolding the gangsters who tried to take advantage of the women in the chaos, and two homemade marshmallow carts were also placed aside. If anyone wants to eat marshmallows, just go up and process them yourself, and keep eating them.
Until it feels good!
Lin Tao was deliberately invited to the stage today as a special guest. He got a folding chair and sat on the side stupidly. The young man in charge of the lighting also specially put a spotlight on his head, illuminating his drunken face.
The image is extremely clear. If there were more circles of light above his head, he would be like an angel about to ascend!
Opposite him, there were two beauties who were originally radio hosts, but they didn't dare to sit with him. His famous tigresses were looking at them with eager eyes. Who dared to tease him?
, I guess he might be the least popular man in the village!
The stage is not too big, a square stage with a length and width of exactly 20 meters. In addition to Lin Tao and the other three male and female guests, Qi Tiannan's girlfriend Wang Na and a young man who was originally a TV host stood in the center of the stage. On the left
There are ten unmarried young men in a row, and on the right are thirty unmarried women of various looks. Of course, there are also many young women who have been married before.
The show has already begun. Wang Na, as the mainstay, read out the opening remarks, and then teased the male guests with humor and asked them to introduce their general situation and previous careers one by one. Two people not far from Lin Tao
The little beauty on the radio also sang and told some jokes
, the combination of meat and vegetables made the atmosphere very relaxed, but Lin Tao was the only one in the audience sitting there smoking a cigarette, one after another, and his whole body was shrouded in strong smoke, and he could only vaguely
Seeing a pair of extremely unsightly Erlang's legs shaking happily, Wang Na didn't dare to say anything to him.
Because he was slightly drunk from the small wine, and the cool breeze was blowing on his body, Lin Tao felt that it was not too good. His eyes were rolling around on the beautifully dressed women, and he was making lewd comments about who they were.
Who has the most beautiful long legs and the fullest breasts?
At this time, it was the female guest's turn to introduce herself. When she mentioned what types of topics women have, Wang Na turned around and asked Lin Tao with a smile: "When it comes to this question, we have to ask our most beloved
Master, may I ask Master Lin, what type of girl do you admire most?"
"Young woman!!!"
An excited shout almost covered the voice in the microphone, but this shout was not answered by Lin Tao, but by a big red dog lying on the edge of the stage. Everyone was already familiar with why dogs can talk.
And over time, he has been classified as a pervert. He used to be able to sneak into the women's bathhouse without hesitation, but now he can't. If he dares to show even half of his head, he will definitely be beaten out by the women.
"Well! She is indeed a young woman. Women who have experienced the ups and downs are the most profound and know best about men's thoughts. They are considered the best among women. I, uh..." Lin Tao held his chin and was in a fugue state.
As soon as Michael finished shouting, he immediately answered without thinking
By the time he realized what he had said, several murderous glances had been directed at him from the front row of the auditorium. Lin Tao was agitated, stood up angrily and cursed: "Michael, what are you yelling at?"
Where are the police? Who asked you to let the dogs in!"
"The owner... you said that Michael is not an ordinary dog and that we should treat him like a human being. You just want us women to be careful about him!" A policewoman standing on the edge of the stage rubbed her baton very hard.
He said awkwardly.
"Hmph~ I'll let you go this time. If you dare to disturb the order of the scene, I will never spare you!" Lin Tao pointed at Michael angrily, but Michael looked indifferent and wagged his tail proudly. Lin Tao coughed awkwardly.
With a sound, he said seriously: "Just now I was
He misled. In fact, I admire women who have their own opinions the most. No matter whether the woman is ugly or beautiful, if she has her own opinion, she will naturally be wise, and with wisdom, the woman will naturally be very attractive. Among them, the representative
I personally think it must be my eldest lady!"
Lin Tao, whose soul had been stained by gangsters like Zhang Xu for a long time, has now mastered the tactful ability to talk to people and talk to ghosts. He flattered Bai Ru with a smooth slap, and who was at the scene?
Dare not to show off, thunderous applause immediately broke out, and Bai Ru's cold face gradually softened.
The show continues. The purpose of this show is to let the men and women in the villa to hook up and have sex, get pregnant early and give birth to the next generation, and contribute to the population base of the villa. In a broad sense, it is to work hard for the continuation of human life!
The twenty female guests had already introduced themselves, and some of them couldn't wait to select the same target. They were firing and flirting, making several untouched rookie brothers blush and have thick necks. But right there.
At this time, the first row of the audience stood up
In front of a beautiful scenery, Zhang Hong, who was dressed in a hot look, strode onto the stage and generously asked Wang Na: "Host, I have a question to ask, since your village owner is the special guest today.
Can the male guest be included in the blind date?"
"This..." Wang Na hesitated for a moment, how could she dare to say yes, but think about it, even if Lin Tao was included in the blind date, no one would choose him, and he would simply become the Lin family's
Public enemy, those tigresses won't kill her until they kill her
What's strange, Wang Na, who had thought about this clearly, smiled and said: "The owner of the village is a role model for men in our village, and he is also the object of admiration for all the unmarried women in our village. We invite him to the stage today just to show off to the male guests."
As a role model, so..."
"Okay! That's enough!" Zhang Hong took over the topic before Wang Na could finish speaking, took the microphone from the male host, and said with a smile: "Since our village owner is a role model for blind dates, then Xiao
The woman shamelessly came here for a blind date today! Let me first ask Master Lin, what are your requirements for choosing a mate?"
"Uh... this!" Lin Tao didn't know what Zhang Hong had in mind. Now he was afraid of saying the wrong thing, so he said cautiously: "I have no demands anymore. A person must know how to be grateful and content.
, what else can I ask for? Whatever my wives are like, that’s what I ask for, nothing else!”
"Okay!" Zhang Hong smiled proudly, with an expression on his face that said I knew you would say this, and then said playfully: "Then let me give you my personal information first. My name is Zhang Hong. I was born in 1984.
I am 1.76 meters tall, and my measurements are
36g, 61,92. I used to be a graphic model and advertising planner. I had a short but unforgettable love. I am confident that my appearance can be used. So, please tell me, Lord, am I qualified to be your wife?
?”
"Wow~" Everyone was in an uproar when Zhang Hong reported that her bra size was 36g. Many men shouted eagerly, "I knew she was that big." Moreover, Zhang Hong was now naked.
,
This made everyone envious and at the same time they couldn't help but wonder, what kind of virtue did the owner of the village have in his previous life? There were so many beauties rushing to come to his door. Any one of his wives who could marry him would make them laugh even in their dreams, let alone
That’s a lot to say!
Lin Tao's old face turned purple. Faced with Zhang Hong's sharp question, which was almost forcing a girl into prostitution, he really didn't know how to answer. Seeing Zhang Hong looking at him with bright eyes, Lin Tao didn't dare to look at her at all.
Forget about all the wives in the audience
His eyes were cold, so he trembled all over, and actually used a move that he had just recently mastered, slapped his forehead fiercely, and shouted with pain on his face: "Yo... yo... what... what's going on?
Why is my head so dizzy? Ugh..."
Lin Tao covered his mouth and was about to run away, using the soles of his feet. He really couldn't play with these women. The experience he accumulated from long-term combat told him that the powerful methods he used when facing living corpses and even corpse emperors had reached the end.
All in front of these women
That’s right, you can easily turn all your steel-making skills into soft fingers. Seeing that the situation is difficult, it’s better to go ahead with the Thirty-six Strategies. But before he could stand up from the chair, there was an inexplicable loud noise.
But then came the sound, and the entire ground shook.
"boom……"
Like an earthquake, the stage made of wood shook violently. The twenty or so little women on it collectively screamed "Yeah" and instinctively squatted down with their legs folded. Lin Tao's face no longer looked dizzy.
He looked horrified, his face changed, and he shouted loudly: "What's going on?"
Fortunately, this was not an earthquake or an enemy attack. The shaking, which was not too strong, ended in just one or two times. Just as everyone was looking at each other, Qi Tiannan and Zhang Xu came out of nowhere and jumped up together.
But on the stage, there was a mysterious whisper next to Lin Tao. Lin Tao immediately frowned, nodded and whispered: "I guess he is overweight! Come on, let's go over and take a look!"
Lin Tao loudly said to Wang Na, "Go on." He turned over and jumped off the stage with Qi Tiannan and Zhang Xu. Everyone saw that it was nothing serious, so Wang Na patted her heart and stood up, smiling again and saying: "
Fortunately, it was a false alarm, so don’t worry about what’s going on. Let’s continue as long as the owner of the village asks us to continue. Come on..."