Chapter four hundred and fifty first profiteer's village
A tree without bark will definitely die, but a shameless person is invincible!
Lin Tao finally understood the essence of this sentence, and could only say with a wry smile: "It seems that everyone comes out to beg for food, it's not easy!"
"It is indeed not easy. Food is in short supply and expenses are high in all aspects. I want to change my name to "Stressful"!" Old Brown nodded tiredly, then sat down on the chair and said: "In the words of you Chinese,
I have been unlucky for the eighth time in my life today. I lost the equipment of fourteen people out of nowhere. Colonel Lin, you should at least give me an order today, otherwise I won’t even be able to afford to go to the red light district!"
"Okay!" Lin Tao nodded without hesitation and said, "Weapons and ammunition, I'm only interested in these two things at the moment!"
"I can get you a regiment of weapons, but the ammunition..." Old Brown said awkwardly: "I'm really sorry, the city has always been very strict about ammunition management, after all, it has to be reserved to face possible dangers at any time.
There is an incoming wave of corpses, and we are also in short supply of ammunition. Even if I try hard to get it for you, it is not cost-effective for you. You can buy one bullet for one kilogram of rice. I don’t know if you can accept this price!"
"Holy crap! Is it so expensive?" Zhou Meng looked at Brown in disbelief and said angrily: "Then we might as well get it ourselves!"
"Not everyone has the ability to get ammunition. This is China, not the United States where guns are rampant!" Old Brown smiled easily and said: "Just half a year ago, there was a small gathering place in the west.
Originally there were only a few hundred people, but because the zombie tide took away a large number of living corpses, they easily took over a large supermarket. In two or three months, they expanded the scale to 5,000 people, so they gathered there
leader
He made himself an emperor, and found hundreds of mistresses alone. But just because they planned a military camp to get ammunition, not only did all the people they sent were wiped out, but the terrifying living corpses of soldiers came after them.
, completely eating up their entire gathering place. If our Lord Mayor hadn’t urgently dispatched the army to eliminate those corpse soldiers, even the farmers outside our city would have been affected. Those corpse soldiers would have fired!
"
"So awesome? A living corpse that can shoot?" Although he had heard Lin Tao say it before, Zhou Meng was still shocked.
"Uh-huh!" Old Brown nodded and said: "Zombie soldiers are the names we gave to those mutated living zombies. We also lost a lot of people that time. After all, we humans suffered a lot from fighting the undead warriors!
By the way, Colonel Lin, how many of these fruits do you have? It tastes so good, I want to buy some back!"
Lin Tao glanced at Zhu Deli beside him, who immediately smiled and said: "It's not a lot, maybe one or two thousand catties!"
"So much?" Old Brown immediately became excited and said loudly: "Hey~ the fruit is very valuable. It seems that we must cooperate this time. Tell me quickly what are you missing? Rice? Frozen meat? Clothing? Life.
Supplies? Or women, cement or whatever!"
"What do we lack?" Lin Tao looked at the people around him and asked in confusion.
"We're not short of food for the time being, it's just that it's meaty. We also have more women. On average, one brother can have at least two or three. It's so tiring that we'll be exhausted and we still have to keep food, clothes, etc., last time Zhang Xu
There is still more than half of the cart of cloth we got. I really don’t know what is missing, and they can’t get the ammunition!” Zhu Deli said helplessly, spreading his hands.
"I have five hundred boxes of Rejoice, do you want them?" When Old Brown heard that these guys were so rich and didn't lack anything, he had no choice but to say in frustration: "There are also a lot of coffee bags, and condoms...
Uh! I guess you don’t like this. If it doesn’t work, I’ll give you some cigarettes in exchange!”
"It seems that we will accept everyone who comes just for cigarettes!" Zhu Deli nodded thoughtfully.
"Boss, electricity, they don't have electricity!" The blond female escort in lingerie nudged Old Brown with her elbow and reminded him softly.
"Aha! By the way, why did I forget my own housekeeping skills?" Old Brown slammed the table excitedly and said: "Electricity, do you need electricity?"
"Is it possible that you can build us a power plant?" Zhu Deli asked with a strange look on his face.
"Of course!" Old Brown said confidently: "But it's not a large power plant, it's wind power and solar power! The batch of goods that just arrived the day before yesterday are all wind turbines and solar panels.
How about it? It’s enough to power your small villa. I think you don’t want to waste diesel to generate electricity anymore, right?”
"Are you responsible for helping us install it?" Zhu Deli slowly tapped his fingers on the table and asked suspiciously.
"Ofcour!" Old Brown stood up excitedly and said: "Even the generators in the county are assembled by our company. This is not a problem at all! Look, gentlemen, we finally found a common topic. It turns out you have nothing.
What is missing is construction to make your homes more comfortable and better, bid farewell to primitive society and welcome the arrival of the electric age!"
"That's totally fine!" Lin Tao smiled and nodded.
"Not only is it possible, it is simply great. Then you will realize how cute Old Brown is!" Old Brown was extremely excited and said in high spirits: "As long as there is electricity, our supporting projects will be ready.
, you will be pleasantly surprised to find that the TV can be used again, the radio station has signals again, and air conditioning and computers are all a thing of the past!"
"Really? Do you have a TV station and a radio station?" Lin Tao was really shocked.
"Yes, yes! Just last week, our first TV station was established. The TV set will be a best-seller soon, and we have two radio stations!" Old Brown said with a mysterious face: "And in the city
We are installing signal towers and want to connect all large and small gathering places. By then, all we need to do is make a phone call. Oh! What a blessing!"
"Brown!" Lin Tao looked at him with a wry smile and said helplessly: "It seems that you came here with the intention of emptying our pockets!"
"Aha! You are right. Helping others is Old Brown's virtue. It's just that Old Brown has to charge a small handling fee, but it is definitely worth the money!" Old Brown rubbed his fingers and laughed.
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"Lao Zhu! I leave this matter to you, you are the expert!" Lin Tao patted Zhu Deli on the shoulder and stood up, then said to Zhang Xu: "Find some good clothes for others to wear, Lao Brown is a friend
!”
"No problem!" Zhang Xuxing replied hurriedly, and then said to the female guard with excitement: "Hey beauty, do you want to choose clothes with me?"
"Do you want to go on a date with me?" The female guard winked at Zhang Xu without shyness, raised a finger and said sweetly: "One hundred pounds once, I will let you taste a real European hottie.
!”
"..."
Old Brown and his party stayed at the villa that night. Under the leadership of Zhu Deli, they fully inspected the villa to see where it needed to be built and where it needed to be built. Apart from the confidential area, Old Brown went to all the places he could go.
Old Brown can deceive, but Zhu Deli can deceive even better than him. The two big deceivers spent a whole night together, and finally reached more than a hundred deals. However, when Lin Tao took a look at it, he found that there was
Most of them are made of antiques and yellow
Completed by Jin, their Jindian Villa didn't have much, except for antiques and cultural relics that could be loaded into cars. In the end, Old Brown even took a fancy to Xiao Chun's coffin, and replaced it with ten boxes of shampoo and ten boxes of soap.
Plus 10,000 festive balloons and 500 fireworks.
Only then did everyone realize that Old Brown was really messing around with everything, and the resources in his hands were just a grocery store!
Old Brown had gained a lot from this trip, but he was extremely dissatisfied that there was no red light district in the villa. He even wanted to spend a lot of money on a few beautiful little girls, but they refused to do it, saying that the villa was not allowed to do so.
**easy
, but when Old Brown saw Zhang Xu using a hundred kilograms of rice to fuck his female guard until she couldn't get up, covering her butt as if she had hemorrhoids, he immediately understood that the laws of these bullshit villas were all aimed at them.
of these outsiders.
In the end, under Zhu Deli's mediation, he reluctantly gave up his two little wives to serve Brown, but slaughtered him for a full 500 kilograms of rice. After Brown was satisfied, he sadly discovered that those two women were nothing but water.
In the tank, his European-sized little brother could only dangle around in it, unable to find the bottom like a toothpick, which made Brown yell in grief and anger, Jindian Villa is full of dealers!
Fortunately, Brown left happily with a big order in his arms. Before leaving, he helped the people in the mountain village get a temporary antenna and searched out the TV channels in Qingshan County. So the people in the mountain village stopped watching TV every night.
I was in a hurry to go to the original men's and women's activities, but chose to go to the Archway Square to watch TV.
Because Qingshan County TV station has many programs, not only the latest trends of corpse tides, but also tracking of small groups of more than a thousand corpses, and the most popular strip weather forecast, the beautiful female host said while saying
Due to the weather, the clothes on my body were reduced piece by piece. A group of locals in the villa were screaming excitedly. If the phone hadn't been connected to the county seat, they couldn't help but want to call in and participate in the on-site activities.
It's just that this TV station has a lot of tricks, but the explanations of the Holy Light's teachings that are interrupted from time to time are very off-putting to the people of the Villa. They are even more irritating than the advertisements. An old foreign nun is sitting there holding a Bible and reading to you.
For hours, its only function is to act as a sleeping pill!
Almost overnight, all the TVs in stock in the villa were dug out, and before his engineering team arrived, the cunning old Brown sent people to drag another hundred TVs over and sell them to the people of the villa.
Then I suddenly realized, no wonder the old fox was so kind to help them build an antenna to watch TV before leaving. It turned out that he was waiting for this!
Looking at the advertisements in the county electrical appliance store, I saw that the price of the TV that this guy sold to me was more than twice as high. But I couldn't not buy it because the owner said that the last time he went out before the year was mainly based on TV.
The main purpose is to search for food. Appliances that are heavy and difficult to carry will definitely not be considered. Moreover, everyone is used to watching the heart-pounding adult program at 9 o'clock every night, which is all live in the live broadcast room.
During a performance, if you can dial in the phone, you can even direct the men and women at the scene to do something!
The small lives of the prostitutes in the Villa became more and more colorful. Until the day when Old Brown came with the engineering team, he actually sold a batch of TV series to the Villa residents at a low price. The price was actually lower than what was sold in the city. I thought that Old Brown
Brown discovered it because of his conscience. Finally, under Zhu Deli's repeated questioning, Old Brown revealed the truth. It turned out that these TV series were all obtained from the university town, because the university town had just issued an order to set up their own
Before the TV station, no one was allowed to watch TV, for fear that people would be tempted to defect to the county town or villa!
After hearing the news, the people in the mountain village were not only sympathetic but also very excited. Although our lives are a little worse than those in other counties. There are no colorful red light district nightclubs or even casinos, but we are still better than those below.
Compared with the miserable people of the university town, this place is simply a paradise of freedom. As long as you don't kill people, set fire, or become the owner of the village based on whims, no one will restrain you. Moreover, each of you has two or three wives. What else do you want?
No matter how bad things get, the people in the villa have never starved to death!