"Let me ask you! Why can women from other families be so well-behaved and obedient, but when they come to my house, every one of them is covered with hidden thoughts. As long as I tell half a lie, they can tell it by smell, and I'm surprised.
Now, wouldn’t it be better for the two sisters to marry me together? I love both of them, and I’m not lying to them..."
The customer sitting at the bar was drinking wine and talking nonchalantly. At first glance, he thought he was drinking too much and was talking to himself, but if he looked carefully, he could see that he was at the feet of this man.
There is also a big red hunting dog squatting. The hunting dog looks like a dog and wears a leather jacket studded with bright studs. There is actually a pair of big toad glasses on its eyes. The pair of dog eyes behind the glasses are looking at it furtively.
The dancers in the field seemed not to hear what their master was saying at all.
"Hey! I'm talking to you, do you hear me?" The man kicked the big dog impatiently. The big dog tilted its head and looked at him, raised its paw and popped out a sharp claw, and asked lightly: "What day is this?"
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"Damn it, do you think I drank too much? Of course it's one!" The man slapped the bar counter angrily and glared at the big dog, but the big dog quickly popped out three sharp claws and asked quickly: "Then one
What does plus one equal?”
"Of course it's three!" the man replied without thinking, completely unaware that he had been taken into the ditch by his dog. The big dog squatting on the ground put away its paws and scratched its neck out of boredom.
He said helplessly: "Really! You see, your IQ is infinitely close to zero. What can a smart three-headed dog say to a drunkard like you? I beg you to let me go, Master.
You've been dragging me here talking drunkenly for two hours. I'm dressed so handsome just to pick up girls. I'm not a confidant, so I can't comfort someone like you who resents men like you!"
"Oh, you've rebelled. You want to leave? No way, I tell you!" The man rolled up his sleeves angrily and said with a loud tongue: "I don't want to be happy, so don't think about it. Get up and drink with me!"
"Oh my god, I'm only four years old, you actually want to force an underage dog to drink? Hehe~ But I like it!" The big dog lay on the bar with a smile, then patted the bar and shouted: "Hey! Pretty!
Girl, give me a glass of tequila! It will be credited to my master’s account!”
"Here you go, Mr. Mi!" The bartending girl quickly put the wine glass in front of the big dog, then winked at him and said, "Master Mi, you are so handsome tonight. If you hold another cigar in your mouth, it will be faster."
It’s so cool and fascinating!”
"Hehe~ There is a 'big rolled cigar' down there, do you want to try it?" The big dog smiled slyly, but the girl gave him a wink and said, "Okay, but if you can help me get it,
With the green card from Neizhuang, I can help you taste it every day!”
"Come on~ Come on, are you dreaming when the genius has just turned dark? Do you think your Mr. Mi is a genius?" Michael shook his head disdainfully, bit down on the wine glass and drank it in one gulp, then stretched out his tongue and drank it from Lin Tao's hand.
The cigarette was rolled up to his mouth, and he skillfully took out one and held it in his mouth. He grinned and said to the girl: "Help me light the fire for you. When I am in a good mood, I can get you two ginseng fruits to eat."
Yes!"
"Tch~ don't fool around here. Xiaoli has played with you two or three times, right? You just gave me one, and it was bitten by someone, so I don't believe you!" The girl curled her lips reluctantly.
She willingly helped Michael light the cigarette, but Michael said sarcastically: "It would be great if she has some good looks. She even cured her gynecological diseases, and she didn't even have time to thank me!"
"Come on, who doesn't know that ginseng fruit has to be eaten regularly to be effective, and the half of it is useless, otherwise the old problem will relapse in a few months!" The girl rolled her eyes angrily and turned away, but she knew
Michael coaxed many of her sisters into bed, but he was famous for being a tough guy. He was also scared to death of his wife, Ashue, and had to go to the barren mountains to get things done.
"Hey~ why are women so snobbish nowadays? Why can't we talk about pure love?" Michael wagged his tail proudly, then turned to look at Lin Tao, who had a depressed face, and said, "I mean, Master.
, Don’t be a full man and don’t know that a hungry man is hungry. In the final analysis, those bullshit of yours are just too many women, and they are all worries about happiness. If you ask me, you should throw Susu on the bed and fuck her once and for all.
If you feel comfortable, you will naturally obey me. Do you still dare to show your shame?"
"Gungun, it's a bad idea. If I have the ability to pin her down on the bed, why should you teach me?" Lin Tao glared at Michael angrily, and Michael nodded sincerely and said, "That's right, that girl.
She is so tough, I can't conquer her even if I don't show my sincerity... Oops! Forget it, let's get drunk today while we have wine, and buy a few bottles of Wuliangye, and your cute little Lele will drink with you until dawn!"
"Go away! Don't lie to me for drinking. You can't even fill your belly with ten bottles of wine!" Lin Tao grabbed the bottle and took another big gulp. When Michael saw that his plot had not succeeded, he had no choice but to
Bored, he lay on the bar and stole Lin Tao's peanuts, eating several of them with his big tongue.
"Handsome boy! Are you drinking?"
Suddenly a gust of fragrance hit her face, and a very fashionable beauty sat next to Lin Tao. She looked at him with a smile and said, "Drinking alone is boring. It happens that I am also alone. Are you interested in drinking together?"
Lin Tao turned around and looked at the other party. She was a very good-looking woman, and she was no ordinary wanderer. The beige skirt was neither long nor short, just enough to expose her knees. She wore a pair of flesh-colored stockings on her slender legs, which were wavy.
Her long hair was permed into a large S-shaped curl, and the makeup on her face was not too heavy, which just gave her a bit of brilliance.
"Okay, let's have a drink first!" Facing the pleasing beauty Lin Tao, he didn't care. He held up the wine bottle and filled the beauty's glass, but the beauty said with a smile: "This is not drinking, but pouring wine. Waiter,
Please pass me the bottle of 12-year-old Chivas Regal on the shelf...yes, a whole bottle!"
The unopened twelve-year-old Chivas Regal whiskey was placed in front of the beauty. The beauty actually had no intention of asking Lin Tao to pay the bill. Instead, she opened a white bag she carried with her and took out a hundred-jin denomination from the bag with her orchid fingers.
Red food stamps, this type of food stamps are officially issued by Qingshan County. Because of their good reputation, they can be circulated and used in any shop in Jindian Villa. They have a five-to-one exchange rate with the work score card issued by Jindian Villa. Five-pound food stamps
Change to a work score card, but people who do business in the villa prefer work score cards, because with work score cards, you can buy ginseng fruits and rare materials directly without queuing!
"Give me some more snacks, and the remaining money is your tip!" The beauty handed the food stamps to the bartender in an elegant manner. The bartender girl's eyes immediately lit up. After all, there are not many such generous guests.
See, excluding the money for drinks and snacks, she can still save seven or eight kilograms of food stamps!
"I'm sorry, I can't drink white wine!" The beauty smiled apologetically at Lin Tao, skillfully opened the bottle and poured herself half a glass, then shook the bottle in her hand and asked, "Would you like some to try too?"
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"Contrary to you, I'm not used to drinking foreign wine!" Lin Tao smiled and shook his head. Seeing the beautiful woman opposite holding up the wine glass to signal, Lin Tao also raised the glass generously and touched her lightly, but he didn't expect the other party.
He actually drank more than half a glass of wine in one go, but his face immediately turned red.
"Whew~ It feels so good! It burns from my throat all the way to my stomach. Look, the hairs on my arms are all standing up!" The beauty pursed her lips and gently patted her somewhat majestic chest, and happily raised her arms to show Lin Tao.
She had goosebumps on her skin, then smiled and said to Lin Tao: "Hehe~ Can't you tell? In fact, I am a good drinker. I used to say that I will never get drunk after a thousand cups!"
"I really didn't see it, there are two brushes!" Lin Tao also laughed, turned around and picked up a cigarette on the table, took one in his mouth, and then asked the beauty: "Do you want one?"
"Hmm..." The beauty looked at the "Cordyceps sinensis" hesitantly, and said tangledly: "Many living examples tell us that as a single woman, you must not accept cigarettes from strangers casually, but who knows?
I'm here to drink with you, so just smoke one. If you're a bad guy, just think of it as bad luck for me!"
"It's just a cigarette, it's not as complicated as you think!" Lin Tao smiled bitterly and shook his head, handed the cigarette over, and helped him light the cigarette in a very gentlemanly manner. The beauty took a sip of the cigarette and slowly exhaled a stream of plain color.
However, he became interested in Michael behind Lin Tao. He pointed at Michael who was peeping his head and said: "Is this your dog? He is so interesting and his expression is so rich, just like a curious child!"
"Damn dog, you are free. You can go and play wherever you like!" Lin Tao glanced at Michael lightly. When Michael saw that his master was actually very unscrupulous and favored sex over friends, he immediately disdained him.
With a "cut" sound, he jumped off the bar chair and took away Lin Tao's cigarette.
"Wow! It can actually understand you, haha! Why did it take your cigarette away? Does it know how to smoke?" The beauty looked surprised, but Lin Tao shook his head and said: "Leave him alone.
Come on, let’s have another drink!”
"Okay! But I can't drink so much this time. I don't eat much at night. If I drink too much, my stomach will hurt!" The beauty said as she poured herself a small half glass and gently touched it with Lin Tao's wine glass.
He touched and said with a smile: "Cheers! I wish me a happy time here tomorrow!"
Lin Tao raised his head and drank the wine in the glass, wiped his mouth and asked: "What? It sounds like you are here to play?"
After drinking the wine, the blush on the beauty's face became even more charming. She nodded and said, "Yes! Isn't this here just for fun? Is it also for work? It's been two years, and I can finally have a place to go on vacation, although it's a lot.
The place is unsatisfactory, but it’s better than nothing. I’m going to become a psychopath if I’m stuck in the county again!”
"Then why did you come alone?" Lin Tao asked with a smile.
"What a stupid question you asked!" The beauty giggled, pointed at herself and said, "Single! Do you know what single means? If I drag my friends over, how can I meet a handsome guy like you?
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"Am I handsome? Why didn't I know?" Lin Tao asked with a mixture of laughter and laughter.
"Haha~ You are very gentle but not humble at all, right! You are very handsome and have great taste, and your eyes tell me that you are a man with a lot of story, which suits my taste very well!"
The beauty pointed at Lin Tao and said happily.
"You don't want to have sex with me, do you?" Lin Tao was amused by the beauty's very direct tone, but the beauty waved her hand and said: "Although everyone longs for a one-night stand in their hearts, I can't afford it.
If you sleep with someone else, you will definitely fall in love with someone else's stupid girl, and if you are really a bad guy, I will be in a terrible situation. Let's just drink like this and don't have other thoughts about me!"
"Then you still dare to ask me for a drink?" Lin Tao deliberately showed a wicked smile.
"What are you afraid of? Go out and turn left 20 meters away and you will find the police station. If you dare to cause trouble, I will call the police, haha~" The beauty smiled cheerfully, and then said mysteriously: "Although the purpose of my coming out to play is to relax.
Yes, but I am not a fool. If you drink such good wine and smoke such expensive cigarettes, you will definitely not take advantage of my little money, so I am very relieved!"
"Since you're not afraid, let's drink!" Lin Tao smiled and picked up the wine glass and drank with the beauty. After a while, he drank four or five glasses in a row. The two of them chatted quite speculatively, and gradually they started talking about everything.
As time went by, Lin Tao discovered that although this woman looked like an office white-collar worker, she was not as capable and careless as her appearance showed.
In a daze, half of the bottle of Chivas Regal on the table was gone, and the beauty started to have too much. She was swaying slightly in the chair, but Lin Tao didn't want to get her drunk and take the opportunity to do something, so he ordered several kinds of pasta for the beauty to fill her stomach.
, and then asked: "I still don't know what your name is? How do you call it?"
"Hehe~ Actually, I really want to say that we don't need to know each other before when we meet. We can just have a good time! But this is too old-fashioned. You should call me Yin Yin! Zhu Yin's Yin!" The beauty shook her head and patted her.
He looked at Lin Tao and asked: "Then what is your name? What do you do?"
"My surname is Lin, and I'm doing some business here!" Lin Tao did not tell the truth about his identity. What he needs now is just a drinking buddy. Saying too much would be boring.
"Then do you know the owner of the farm here? He has the same last name as you!" Yinyin stretched her head over and said, with the strong smell of alcohol in her mouth.
"We know him, but do you have anything to do with him?" Lin Tao squinted at the other person. In fact, he didn't care if this woman was acting all the time. He was already a mess when it came to women. Although the other person was very beautiful, he didn't care at all.
No interest. Once you have no interest, you will naturally become adamant if you have no desire!
"Yeah! I have something important to do with him!" The beauty nodded hurriedly, stretched out her hands to make random gestures in the air, and said, "I want to stay in their villa tonight. My hometown is in Anhui, so
I really miss that old house with black tiles and white walls, but no matter how much money I pay, the guards say that no outsider is allowed to enter without the owner's approval, but I really want to stay there for one night, especially that
There are actually flowers growing on the walls of this small courtyard on the hillside, it’s so beautiful!”