Chapter five hundred and sixty nine exorcism and bat spirit
Update time:2013-11-21
"Malego did it! Whoever didn't zip up his crotch, let you self-righteous sons out. I've been watching you fools for several days. If I don't beat you till you're out of your body today,
, when the two Buddhas ascend to heaven, I will be your father..."
There was an angry shout, and a man holding a rifle strode out from the crowd. This man was not the notorious Zhang Ertiao of Jindian Villa, nor was he the "fake honest" Meng Heizi, but the number one figure in the anti-espionage agency of Jindian Villa.
, the boss of Dongchang——Mark!
Mark is also a foreigner, and his angular face is much more handsome than those vampires. However, his swearing is not only a national curse in China, but also his words are smooth, without even a hint of foreign accent, which makes several vampires
The foreigner's curses were all in a daze, and it took him a long time to realize that Mark's entire sentence was a curse.
Mark hangs out with Zhang Xu's gang of gangsters every day. This senior agent of the British Intelligence Service has inevitably been exposed to many bad habits. His swearing skills have been greatly improved. Just take a few steps forward and use the muzzle of his gun.
Pointing at the leading foreigner from afar, he said arrogantly: "My grandson, if you are wise, please surrender obediently and stop resisting in vain. Grandpa will leave a note of his body for you!"
"Hmph~ Do you really think we are doomed?" Seeing that he was surrounded, the leading foreigner stopped hiding. He slowly stood up from the ground and said disdainfully: "Although your bullets can hurt us, you are sure that your bullets can hurt us."
Can you catch up with us? The only one here
The only one who can keep us is Lin Tao, but he is not here now. What other means can you use to stop us? It is very easy for us to leave here! By the way, have you protected the owners and their wives? I have wanted to try it for a long time.
Taste their taste, hehehe~"
"Don't be so verbose. If you want to die, just come here!" Mark raised his head proudly, patted the rifle in his hand and said, "The owner of the village didn't leave us many special bullets, just over a thousand.
A hundred of us are shooting together, but you should show me how you escaped in the hail of bullets. Even if you all turn into flies today, I will shoot off your dog legs!"
"Jie Jie... Let's wait and see!" The foreigner laughed. In front of everyone, he suddenly opened his arms. He heard a "chi la" sound, and the clothes behind him suddenly tore open, and a pair of
The terrifying black wings turned out to be
Suddenly unfolded from behind him, it was a pair of bat-like hairless bone wings, which were so huge that they almost covered the entire road, and the three golden dark lines on the wings represented the count of his blood race.
His identity and strength are extraordinary.
"Poor humans, our noble vampires are the rulers of the entire world. As long as there is sky, we can fly to our heart's content. You are the ones who pissed us off tonight. We will spread fear across every inch of the land here.
, just wait to bear the wrath from the Vampire Clan!"
The leading foreigner really showed his terrifying side, his wings covered the sky and the sun was shining, and his fangs were shining. The men he brought were not to be outdone, and even roared and revealed their true colors, just like two people climbing out of hell.
A terrifying demon, and the ordinary people who saw this scene were all frightened and involuntarily took a few steps back. But Mark, who was standing in front of the crowd, smiled strangely, full of schadenfreude.
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"Die, idiot..."
There was a loud shout, followed by two black objects, which struck the faces of the two vampires like lightning from the roof. The vampire count standing in the road snorted coldly, looking at the two naked bodies with unusual contempt.
A brainless thing, that speed is definitely fast enough in the eyes of ordinary people, but in the eyes of the vampires who are known for their speed, it is like a turtle crawling. Both vampires sneered and waved their hands casually, easily
He tore apart the black object that flew in front of him.
With a "hoo!", something unexpected happened. The two black objects were neither offensive weapons nor grenade bombs. They were just two ordinary black plastic bags, including the contents inside.
They are all more common and have no lethality at all, but in terms of malignancy, they are absolutely second to none. Those bright yellow and smelly things are called human yellow in Chinese medicine, but they have a more popular name - stool!
As soon as the plastic bag was torn, the fecal water contained in the bag poured over the faces of the two vampires, mixed with the villa's specialty, the freshly baked auntie was also mixed in, and the two were just flapping their wings and getting ready to rise into the sky.
All the vampires were startled...
The next second, after they tasted the taste in their mouths, coupled with the extremely foul smell, the two vampires in their prime seemed to have drunk the most powerful concentrated dichlorvos. Two "boom" sounds came out of the air.
He fell straight down and hit the ground. He didn't even feel dizzy. He lay on the ground and vomited.
"Both feces and menstrual blood can drive away ghosts. They have no power now. Come on, brothers, beat these monsters to death..."
I don't know who in the crowd yelled such a ridiculous voice, and everyone's passion suddenly burst out, rushing towards the two vampires who almost vomited out yellow bile water, countless sticks, and countless pairs of stinky feet.
, fell on them like raindrops, and there were not many good birds in the villa, so they were absolutely vicious. A group of women who had come to watch the excitement also mixed in excitedly, and their little feet in high heels were desperately thrusting into the crotches of the vampires.
He greeted me fiercely, only to hear a few muffled "pop" sounds, and the eggs shattered on the floor. The vampires even changed the tone of their screams, and they were infinitely closer to the effeminate eunuchs.
"Haha... I'm just saying this trick works. The ghost exorcism tricks passed down from our ancestors are really sharp. If we can't find the black dog, then if the black dog's blood is poured on them, they will be finished!"
Meng Heizi jumped down from the roof with great excitement. This invincible biochemical weapon that increased the size of his aunt was his bad idea. Seeing that the two poor vampires on the ground had been stomped to pulp, Meng Heizi shouted: "
Which girl has an aunt? Make some for the one in the house to try!"
"I've got it, I've got it. I just came here at night and it's hot..." A tough woman rushed out from the crowd. She bent over and dug into her crotch, and a bloody sanitary napkin was held out to her.
After holding it in his hand, he hurriedly ran to Meng Heizi and shouted: "Brother Hei, use me to smash that little bitch to death, so that they will know how powerful the women in our villa are, here!"
As he said this, a few more women generously contributed their own sanitary napkins. Meng Heizi didn't dare to take it with his hands, so he had to find a plastic bag to catch them all, but then pulled down his pants zipper in front of everyone.
Then he poured a bunch of urine into it. After he finished, Meng Heizi shook the plastic bag in his hand with a proud face. He smelled the disgusting smell inside, and even he almost got a stun. Finally, he turned around and faced
Xia Lan's hut shouted loudly: "Bat spirit, you are the only monster left now. There is no use hiding. It's better to get out and try the delicious wine grandpa brewed specially for you!"
"Hei... Master Hei, please don't accidentally hurt me. I'm in there too..."
In front of the broken window of the hut, a pale man stood up tremblingly. He raised his hands, and there was a big, skinny and pale hand holding his neck tightly, but he couldn't see his figure. He could only hear him trembling.
He said to Meng Heizi: "He...he took Xia Lan hostage. He asked me to tell you that if you dare to come over, he will kill you, but I am innocent. Please save me!"
"Bah~ Zhang Haichen, you asshole-selling rabbit, if you were innocent, the old sow would be able to climb a fucking tree!"
Meng Heizi spat heavily at Zhang Haichen, almost spitting on his face. At this time, Zhu Wei in the crowd also walked up with a rifle and said very jokingly: "Zhang Haichen, Zhang Haichen, I will
I don’t understand. You can even sell chrysanthemums to me. Where did you get the courage to betray my brother-in-law? Your latest move
Brother Mark knows everything about it. You are just here for the seeds of the ginseng fruit. For the sake of our classmates, you should persuade that winged monster to swear a poisonous oath not to come.
Since we are here, we will let you go together, otherwise we will let him taste the taste of feces and urine!"
"Okay, let me advise..." Zhang Haichen nodded hurriedly, turned away stiffly, Yongying muttered and didn't know what he was talking to the people around him, but after a moment he looked at Zhu Wei with sweating profusely
They stammered: "Viscount Rick said that if... he can release the people, he must also... hand over the seeds of the ginseng fruit!"
"Wishful thinking! If you let him talk nonsense again, I will take the blame for you. He is not arresting the owner's wife. I am afraid of him!" Meng Heizi's face shook with anger and he chopped his hands.
He grabbed the rocket launcher from a soldier's hand, put it on his shoulder and aimed it at the hut in front of him. Zhang Haichen screamed in fear. If the vampire hadn't stuck around his neck, this wimp would have collapsed long ago.
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"Heizi..." Mark on the side hurriedly came up to hold him down and whispered to him: "Xia Lan is the owner's ex-girlfriend. We don't know what the situation is. What if they still have a relationship and kill us?
It’s hard to explain!”
"Damn! What should I do?" Meng Heizi was stunned after thinking about it. He scratched his head irritably and said: "It's so troublesome. The owner of the village is not at home now, so I can't ask him if he still likes that woman. As I say
The village owner definitely doesn’t want her anymore, Xiaowei treated her like a dog and didn’t see the owner get angry at all!”
"Then we can't take risks. The owner of the village is a very nostalgic person. It's not like you don't know this. Otherwise, I would have discovered what Xia Lan did. If I didn't arrest her, I just wanted to wait for the owner to come back and deal with it!" Although Mark also felt that the matter was very serious.