"You kids, why do you insist on drinking?" Yang Qingqing glared at Xiao Chao with a look of hatred, while Xiao Chao frowned and said: "They are my little brothers. If anything happens, I will be responsible.
, what are you in a hurry for? Besides, if you’re a manly man, can you be called a man if you don’t smoke or drink?”
"What you are saying is simply a fallacy. There are many men in the world who don't smoke and drink. How can you pretend to be an adult if you are under your age?" Yang Qingqing also lost his temper and looked very angry. Lin Tao waved his hand and said: "Okay, who is young?
We all had a rebellious phase when we were young, so let’s not discuss this for now! Xiaochao, let me ask you, are you sure those who stole our supplies are strong? Since they can get into the sewers, why don’t they run back? "
"Oh~ you are not from us, you don't know!" Xiao Chao scratched his head in frustration and said: "The sewers in the city are not connected to the ones outside at all, and there is a way to drill into the sewers. We have been thinking about it for a long time.
It even took two friends to die before I could master some tricks. Some of the sewers outside the city are wider than those in our city, but there are some inside.
There are still living corpses hiding in many places, and sometimes there will be a lot of them when you get out. If you don't know how to go in, you will die, so we are the only ones who know where you can go and where you can't go! If those people want Qiangqiang to help
It's very simple for them to work hard, as long as any one of the three of them is detained, Qiangqiang will definitely not leave them alone without loyalty!"
"Yes! Yes, your analysis makes sense!" Lin Tao nodded in appreciation. Xiaochao's brain is indeed very useful, otherwise it would be impossible to get their teacher. If given time, as long as his luck is not too bad,
This kid can definitely make a name for himself.
Everyone chatted again, and Yang Qingqing, who got up and made a cup of tea for Lin Tao and the others, said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Brother Lin. I misunderstood you before. Xiaochao and the others only stole your guns to protect us. Please don't."
Sorry!"
"It's okay! I quite like this kid!" Lin Tao looked at Xiao Chao with a very confident face and said with a smile: "If he were older, I would definitely call him into our army!"
"How many people are there in your army?" Xiaochao asked with hope.
"It's not too much. If you include female soldiers, there will be more than six thousand people! Of course, in order to defend the city, tens of thousands of militiamen can be recruited at any time!" Lin Tao said.
"Wow! There are so many!" Xiaochao immediately became excited and asked: "Uncle, can you take us to your gathering place? We don't need you to feed us. We can feed ourselves by drilling into the sewers. Wait until I come back
Can you join your army when you are older?"
"We don't have sewers for you to drill into. The only ones who drill into our sewers are thieves!" Lin Tao happily patted Xiao Chao on the shoulder, and then said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Xiao Chao, we are out this time.
You are going to Nanzhou, and it may take several months to return to the city. If you want to go to our city, you may have to wait a few more months!"
"Okay!" Xiaochao nodded frustratedly, then raised his head and asked excitedly: "By the way, uncle! I just saw you upstairs and you are very powerful. You came all the way here with a knife. So much work
You have killed all the corpses. Can you...can you help us get some supplies? Nine hundred kilograms of rice is too difficult for us. I'm afraid that if time goes by, those people will tear up their votes. I
Tell you all the places in the city that have food!”
"Probably not for the time being. After all, Qiangqiang and the others can help them find supplies!" Lin Tao shook his head, and then said: "Okay! We won't leave today and will help you collect the nine hundred kilograms of ransom!"
"
"Really? That's great!" Xiaochao cheered, turned to Yang Qingqing and shouted: "Honey, hurry up and start cooking, I'm going to receive the distinguished guests!"
"Go, go, you're not ashamed!" Yang Qingqing's face turned red and she rolled her eyes at Xiaochao, but her eyes were filled with a strange kind of doting. Lin Tao also smiled and snapped his fingers and said: "Wife
! Bring all the food on the motorcycle, I want to have two drinks with Xiaochao at noon... Haha~ It’s just a drink!"
"No! There's no way to enjoy a drink!"
Unexpectedly, Xiaochao shook his head, pulled out a bottle of white wine from the carton on the ground, and said proudly: "Did you see it, Wuliangye! This is also a good wine that I treasure, and don't underestimate us, either.
When we were short of water in the past, everyone here drank wine to quench their thirst. My wife was even known as a person who could drink a bottle of liquor without pouring a bottle of liquor, so I never had the opportunity to take advantage, haha~"
"Xiao Chao! The more you talk, the more outrageous you are. Do you have to force me to teach you a lesson?" Yang Qingqing stood up with her eyes wide open, but she was only half a head taller than Xiao Chao, and even though she was older, she was probably only half a head taller.
He was only seven or eight years older, so he didn't have much momentum. However, Xiaochao cared about her very much and immediately bowed and apologized: "Okay, okay, I won't talk nonsense about the boss. I'm just a cook."
A wife must be in charge of her life!"
"Hmph~ Come back if you go to the gathering place from now on. Being with those stinky men will only teach you bad things!" Yang Qingqing snorted with anger on his face. Xiaochao immediately smiled and saw Luo Rong standing there.
Getting up to go out, he hurriedly deflected the embarrassment and said: "Auntie, you don't have to go out through the front door. There is a ladder outside this window. We all go down from here!"
"Oh?" Lin Tao stood up after hearing this and looked downstairs. There was a courtyard downstairs. Not only was there a bamboo ladder going up from downstairs, but an opened cement manhole cover was also directly in the courtyard.
Luo Rong quickly climbed down the ladder, and after a while he drove his motorcycle to the back door of the yard and came back with large and small bags. Xiao Chao's eyes lit up and he hurriedly climbed up the window and went down to greet her.
As soon as she came back with the things, she shouted: "Xiao Ling! Take the Coke and share it. You are allowed to drink two cups each at noon. Give the orange juice to my wife, she loves to drink this!"
"Yeah!" The little girl with braids ran up excitedly and took the bag from Xiao Chao's hand. The girl should be as big as Xiao Chao. She was wearing a floral short skirt and her red face looked particularly cute. From Lin Tao's perspective,
Look, this girl's facial features haven't grown yet, but within two years, she will be a graceful little beauty again.
"I've decided not to call you uncle. I'll call you Brother Lin. This way you can look younger and my wife won't always think I'm too young!" Xiao Chao came up and hugged Lin Tao's shoulders, looking like a kid.
Lin Tao smiled bitterly and said: "You can scream if you want, but my daughter is older than you!"
"Your uncle, it's normal!" Xiao Chao nodded as he should, then pointed at Xiao Ling's cheerful back and said: "Brother Lin, what do you think of Xiao Ling? She is one year younger than me, and she goes to the same school as me.
Yes, she is a classmate of their age. She is an excellent landscape painter and has won a gold medal in the province!"
"What do you mean?" Lin Tao turned around and said playfully: "You kid is eating from the bowl and still wants to dominate the pot? A teacher can't satisfy you?"
"Don't talk to me about this. We are all men. Do I need to explain this clearly?" Xiao Chao winked at Lin Tao and smiled, and then whispered: "You know, when a man reaches my age, his needs will increase.
It's getting stronger and stronger. Qingqing always doesn't let me touch her. She even uses her status as a teacher to teach me a lesson. At most, she gives me a kiss on the mouth. But I work hard every day, doing cow's work and eating cat's food.
Food, do you also need psychological comfort? I didn’t feel it before, but after Qiangqiang and the others were arrested, Xiaoling has been acting as my right and left hand these days. When she crawls in front of me, her butt always shakes in front of me.
Oh, wow, I just... haha~ I have some ideas! So I just want to ask you, how can two women marry one man willingly without quarreling? "
"I think your kid is deliberately being rude here, right?" Lin Tao looked at Xiao Chao helplessly, feeling that this kid's thinking was too mature, so he waved his hand angrily and said, "Don't ask me about this.
I don’t even understand it myself. Let me tell you, having too many wives is not a good thing. This is an uncle’s experience. Don’t do such stupid things that will get you into trouble as soon as possible!”
"But it's too late!" Xiaochao looked at the door mischievously, and then whispered: "Xiaoling is already mine. She doesn't mind becoming my wife with Qingqing, but I'm afraid Qingqing will be angry.
That’s why I never dared to tell her!”
"What? You...you kid...gave someone else's little girl?" Lin Tao smoked a cigarette and puffed away, gesturing about Xiaoling's height incoherently, and then angrily lectured: "You are simply blind.
What nonsense! Xiaoling is so young, how can you do such immoral things? You are too ignorant!"
"You're not young, just one year younger than me. If it weren't for the apocalypse, I would already be in the second grade of junior high school, and my development is also very good, almost catching up with Qingqing!" Xiaochao looked at Lin Tao inexplicably,
Only then did Lin Tao realize that he was looking at Xiao Chao by his own standards. Xiao Ling was already considered a pretty girl at his age, but Lin Tao still said seriously: "You are obsessed with these things at such a young age.
, Is it okay when you grow up? A man should put his career first, and you don’t know anything. What if you get Xiaoling pregnant? Aren’t you harming others!"
"Uncle! There seems to be something called a condom in this world, right?" Xiao Chao looked at Lin Tao with a mocking look, pointed to his bed and said: "I brought back several large boxes from the health store. They are at the gathering place.
After exchanging some food, I left a whole box for myself, do you want to give you a few boxes to play with?"
"You..." Lin Tao looked at Xiao Chao with a speechless expression, then waved his hands helplessly and said: "Don't tell me this, anyway, you know something. If you were my son, I would strangle you to death.
For such a young person to do such messy things, you can go cool down and don’t stop me from smoking!”
"Tch~ You yourself just said that your wife was your former class teacher, and now you are pretending to teach me a lesson!" Xiao Chao curled his lips disdainfully, and then whispered to Lin Tao: "I will take you to the bar at the gathering place tonight.
Come and have fun, the women there are very cheap, you can play with them for a kilogram of rice, and they walk around with their bare butts, I guarantee you have never seen them!"
"Get out!" Lin Tao rolled his eyes and pointed directly outside the gate. Thinking of an underage boy pimping him, Lin Tao felt a ridiculous feeling in his heart.