Zhang Xu's personality is a bit like a live treasure. With him around, everyone enjoyed the meal happily. Even Bai Ru, who always eats very dignifiedly, was teased by his poor talk and smiled from time to time. This shows how good this guy is at playing tricks.
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"I said Zhang Da is cheating, you are too good at breaking up, aren't you? How can a living corpse be frightened?" Jiaojiao held her rice bowl in both hands, but looked at him with disdain with her big eyes, saying what Zhang Xu just said
I don't believe the story at all.
"It's a real sister. That woman was disfigured before. She wore a big mask and sunglasses all day long. We didn't know what her true face looked like. Once we suddenly encountered a living corpse, she took off the mask in panic.
Originally, the living corpse had already pounced on her, but as soon as he saw her majestic face, he was immediately frightened to death. He didn't even eat anyone, and ran away with a roar. What do you think of that woman's face?
How terrifying it is, I only saw half of her face, and I almost vomited out all my overnight meal!" Zhang Xu was spitting and making exaggerated gestures with his hands.
"Just blow it!" Jiaojiao rolled her eyes at Zhang Xu, raised her neck and drank the broth in the bowl.
"I really didn't lie to you. Although the woman is dead now, there were many people at the time who could testify!" Zhang Xu became a little anxious and shouted with a look of injustice.
"Zhang Xu..." Lin Tao lit a cigarette and looked at Zhang Xu, and said seriously: "The living corpse was probably not frightened by the woman's appearance, but mistakenly thought she was another high-level living creature.
Corpse, that’s why I was scared away!”
"High-level living corpses? Is there such an ugly living corpse?" Zhang Xu was stunned and put down the wine glass in his hand with some surprise. The others also gave up teasing and looked at Lin Tao seriously.
"Yes!" Lin Tao nodded seriously and said slowly: "There is a kind of female living corpse, which we call 'resentful women'. This kind of living corpse must have carried a lot of resentment during its lifetime and had direct contact with it.
The source of infection, once the corpse transforms, she will become very terrifying, and unlike ordinary living corpses, they will rot all over and lose their hair. Except for a very terrifying face, they almost maintain the original appearance of humans.
But although they are very scary, they don’t take the initiative to attack humans. However, if you take the initiative to provoke her, not only you, but also me will be finished!"
"Who would provoke her after seeing that kind of terrifying face? I'm almost crazy!" Zhang Xu swallowed and shook his head in a hurry.
"Then what would you do if you saw a girl with a graceful figure and an unimpeded figure squatting on the ground covering her face and crying in the wilderness?" Lin Tao smiled slightly and looked at Zhang Xu.
"Should...should go up and ask her what's wrong?" Zhang Xu blinked and replied subconsciously.
"That's it!" Lin Tao spread his hands and said helplessly: "If I told you that she was a resentful girl, would you regret it so much that you would cut out your own tongue?"
"Ah? That thing can still pretend to cry to gain sympathy?" Zhang Xu was beyond shocked and looked at Lin Tao in disbelief.
"She's not trying to win sympathy. That's what resentful girls are like. When they don't get angry, they cover their faces and cry almost all the time!" Lin Tao also sighed helplessly and said solemnly to everyone.
: "You must remember what I said. If one day you see this kind of weird woman squatting there crying, you must not be curious or compassionate. Not only will it kill you.
, it will also harm everyone, even...including all the living corpses around you!"
Hearing Lin Tao's words, everyone nodded quickly with green faces. After all, a woman with disheveled hair was squatting and crying in the wilderness. Just thinking about that scene was terrifying enough, and the resentful woman didn't even let her own people go.
After all, who dares to move forward?
"Ah~ Eat and drink enough. Sisters, let me give you a listen!"
Zhang Xu was so full that he was so lazy that he hurriedly took out a black iPhone from his trouser pocket. It turned out to be the most popular iPhone 6 before the apocalypse. He fiddled with it a few times while holding it in his hand.
Melodious music immediately came from the mobile phone. Zhang Xu put the mobile phone on the table, smiled at the girls and said: "There are not many songs, just listen to it. The effect of this speaker is quite good!"
"Huh? You didn't drive here, where did you charge your mobile phone?" Jiaojiao curiously picked up Zhang Xu's mobile phone and fiddled with it gently. Things like electrical appliances have undoubtedly become top treasures nowadays.
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"Sister, there seems to be something called a solar charger in this world. As long as you are not too unlucky, you can still find a lot of them in some stores or cars where you buy mobile phones!" Zhang Xu said with a smile.
Holding a piece of Chinese medicine, he said with a proud face.
"Ah! You, you, you...why are you so obscene? Why are all the bed photos of naked women on your phone?" Jiaojiao, who was flipping through her phone, suddenly screamed, but although she spoke with contempt, her eyes were full of disdain.
The boss was very excited and flipped through one page after another.
"Please, can you please see the male protagonist clearly before talking about me? That person is the son of the boss I killed, and this is his cell phone!" Zhang Xu didn't care about being called obscene, and just rolled his eyes helplessly.
That's all.
"Huh? Sure enough, it's not you, but this person looks quite handsome. Why are his tricks so perverted? Haha~ And with a man... eh? Sister Ru, sister Ru, come over and take a look.
This, this..." Jiaojiao suddenly raised her cell phone, pounded the table and shouted excitedly, her expression as fresh as discovering a new world.
"Jiaojiao, have you had enough? Why don't you ask me to look at such disgusting things!" Bai Ru, who was packing her things, frowned displeased and looked at Jiaojiao helplessly.
"No, no, I didn't ask you to see the nude photos! It's the two people above. You know both the man and the woman. Come and take a look!" Jiaojiao excitedly handed the phone to Bai Ru and pointed at the phone with a look of surprise.
Photos shown.
"What? Do I know you?" Bai Ru was stunned and hesitantly picked up the phone to look at it. But the next moment her face suddenly changed and she quickly threw the phone back. She crossed her arms in disgust and cursed: "Don't
Tell me about them, they can do such dirty things, it’s really disgusting!”
Seeing the sullen expression on Bai Ru's face, who had always been calm, Lin Tao looked curiously at the table and saw that the photo displayed on his phone was a very hot and passionate photo, in which the protagonists were two men and one woman, with a pretty girl in the middle.
The man was naked and standing beside the bed with a proud face. Under his legs, two naked men and women were kneeling. Their faces were flushed and they were licking together very hard.
They were dirty objects, and the man in the middle smiled very evilly, pressing their heads tightly with his hands, and his expression was extremely satisfied.
"Is he your friend?" Lin Tao looked at Bai Ru and asked with some uncertainty.
"We barely know each other!" Bai Ru bit her lips and nodded with a complicated look on her face.
"Master Lin!" After Jiaojiao flipped through the next few more hot and exciting photos, she immediately lay down on the table excitedly and said in a very gossipy tone: "That man's name is Shao Ming, he is Sister Ru's former rumored boyfriend, and he is also a
A famous domestic actor, he starred in the movie "Furong Love Me Again". His affair with Sister Ru was widely rumored back then. And this woman, named Ding Feifei, is a little singer. According to rumors
...She was a third party who stepped in and took Shao Ming away from Sister Ru! Is that so? Sister Ru!"
"Of course that's not the case!" Bai Ru looked at Jiaojiao angrily and said angrily: "Don't you know about things in the entertainment industry? When Shao Ming was favored by our company, the company arranged for me to have some scandals with him.
, to increase his popularity, so we deliberately took some ambiguous photos for those reporters. As for that Ding Feifei, it was Shao Ming who took it upon himself to do this because he saw that the scandal topic was going to die down.
, he and I almost fell out!"
"Oh? So that's it! I said Sister Ru's ability is not that bad. She can be robbed of her man by a woman with big breasts and no brains!" Jiaojiao nodded in realization, and then looked at the side excitedly.
Zhang Xu asked: "Hey! Big liar, is that Shao Ming in your gathering place? Is he dead?"
"That pretty boy selling chrysanthemums!" Zhang Xu flicked the cigarette butt in his hand with disdain and said, "They seemed to be filming some kind of movie, and it happened to be filming near our gathering place. When the disaster broke out, the entire crew hid.
Went there, but even though the pretty boy had played several tough guys with stunning looks, he was the softest softie. He never dared to go out to find food, and he didn't even step out of the door. Fortunately, the gathering place
There are many men with sexual orientation issues here, otherwise he would have starved to death long ago. Now he earns food by either selling his anus or her woman's meat, but they are both somewhat famous stars after all.
For example, the damn guy I killed liked to order their couple's sex scenes, so there are quite a lot of people patronizing their business, so they won't starve to death!"
"Damn, are you so cowardly? Fortunately, I liked him for a long time because of his role in "Doomsday Heroes". It really blinded my beautiful eyes!" Jiaojiao immediately curled her lips in disdain, and goosebumps appeared all over her body.
pimple.
"Haha~ If you are unhappy with him, I will ask him to lick your feet when you have the chance to see him. He is famous in our place for 'killing athlete's foot in one go'. No matter if you have sweaty feet, smelly feet or athlete's foot,
He will definitely lick two ham sausages clean, and many people's athlete's foot has been licked away by his saliva for many years!" Zhang Xu burst out laughing.
"Oh my god? So cheap!" Jiaojiao shook her head in disgust, pointed at her little feet and said disdainfully: "My aunt won't let him lick her beautiful feet, so I won't give him a huge advantage!"
(Shao Ming! I’m a little trickster who was arranged by a book friend’s VIP to fuck the little devil. Please don’t mind if you prank me!)