Is there ever a war where the battle is one-sided and begins as soon as the troops approach the city?
The answer is of course yes. Lin Tao's army is by no means the first unstoppable army in history, and it will never be the last. However, the process was too unexpected. Basically, all the small gathering places around Qingshan County surrendered unconditionally.
The gongs and drums were played to welcome the troops stationed in the university town. Even if there was resistance, it was only sporadic resistance. There were even many instances of subordinates rebelling and killing their leaders!
Lin Tao's troops were getting bigger and bigger like a snowball. Although a considerable number of them were just trying to catch the autumn wind and plunder those gathering places who dared to resist, the mighty momentum alone was enough to scare people. Even Lin Tao didn't understand.
How could the number of people following them expand from thousands to ten times overnight!
When Lin Tao looked at the city gate of Qingshan County from afar, only ten days had passed since the day of his expedition. The defeated troops of the Alliance either retreated back to Qingshan County or retreated to Beast City, and Lin Tao and Luo Rong also
I finally figured out one thing. This is not a serious war at all. The enemy we are facing is not a regular army at all. They are mothers if they have milk. It is not an insult to describe them as a peasant rebel army.
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"How's the situation?"
Lin Tao slowly walked up a dirt slope, surrounded by lush cornfields. He took the telescope handed over by Zhang Xu and looked ahead. Five kilometers away was Qingshan County, the most populous county within a thousand miles.
, According to a war, this is already a very close offensive and defensive distance. Lin Tao, holding a high-power telescope, can even see clearly the beards of the soldiers on the city wall!
"The situation is not very good..."
Zhang Xu stood up from the ground, casually broke off a corn cob and put it into his mouth to chew, and then muttered: "This place is no better than other places. Although Luo Yudie has not made the management of this place impregnable, most of the
All the top military generals have been replaced by her people, and those guys have been brainwashed by the Holy Light Religion.
If we attack by force, they will definitely defend, and after all, our troops do not have the strength to attack by force. The people who defend the city are heavy artillery that can deal with millions of corpses. One shot can hit our city. If this is true
The fight is open and no one sticks to the bottom line. In the end, the people on both sides will be the unlucky ones!"
"What a wonderful city. How much manpower and material resources have been spent to build it to its current scale. Even if it can be conquered by force, what is the use of a devastated city? We humans have suffered enough!"
Lin Tao sighed softly and put down the telescope. The city was already full of soldiers defending the city. The large number of officers supervising the battle were mobilizing at the top of their lungs. They looked like they were ready to fight to the end, but Lin Tao's eyes showed
A touch of light
He scorned and said to Zhang Xu calmly: "It's time to change the situation. Order our soldiers to surround Qingshan County in a fan-shaped semi-circle, but not to attack. Those stragglers who came to fight against the autumn wind should rush to the west. Save it."
We are harming other farmers here!"
"Boss, do you have any good tricks?"
Zhang Xu suddenly became energetic. As soon as he heard Lin Tao's tone, he knew that he must have a good idea, but Lin Tao smiled mysteriously and said, "Why are you so anxious? You will know by then. It should be done in two or three days at most."
The results are there, just wait patiently!”
"Can I not be in a hurry? This war has been going on for almost a year, and I don't even have time to be intimate with my wife a few times. Every time I pick them up, sleep with them, and then leave. It's like comfort women, and
I didn’t even see my son’s teeth grow, and I felt really panicked!”
Zhang Xu looked at Lin Tao with a bitter look on his face, but Lin Tao sneered, kicked him on the butt, and scolded him with a smile: "Don't complain to me here, those big ladies and little wives in the gathering place, you are like this
Don’t you sleep too much in the new year? Your belly is so big, right?”
"Damn! Which bastard told you this? He even exposed my privacy!"
Zhang Xu rolled his eyes depressedly, never expecting that Lin Tao had already found out all about his troubles, but before he could say anything with a playful smile, a big fat man ran away from the cornfield.
He came over, rubbed his hands and said to the two of them: "Both leaders, the food and drinks are ready. How about we go have a few drinks first and then talk about business?"
"Is this farm your own?"
Lin Tao picked off a corn cob and held it in his hand, looking around. Although the grains were not as plump as the American sweet corn before the apocalypse, it was very rare to grow like this in today's environment. The fat man was also smiling.
He nodded and said: "Yes, yes, my surname is Zhao, and I run this place, but the countryside is really not something you can judge!"
"That's great. For a farmer as capable as you, we must set more examples in the future!"
Lin Tao smiled and threw the corn cobs into the fat man's hands. He turned around and walked out and said to Zhang Xu behind him: "Remember, all the expenses we spent here must be paid back to others when we leave.
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"No, no, no, it's my honor to treat you all to dinner, how can I ask you to pay for it? Isn't this a slap in my face!"
Fatty Zhao hurriedly raised his hands and followed Lin Tao fearfully, but Zhang Xu laughed and said: "We are not Japanese devils entering the village. Our university town army will never take a stitch from the people. This is an old tradition of the revolution.
,haha~”
Fatty Zhao’s dinner was served in the courtyard of the farm. Three large round tables for fifteen people were surrounded by officers from the university town. Fatty Zhao must have dug out his old dishes, and the meat and vegetables were served like water.
At the top, the adult wine was poured out as if it was free of charge, and Lin Tao also knew that they were treating them as gods of plague, so send them away as soon as possible!
"Come on, come on, Master Lin, please take a seat, please take a seat quickly..."
Fatty Zhao led Lin Tao to the chief seat with a smile. When he saw a short-haired female officer sitting next to him without hesitation, Fatty Zhao didn't care. He waved his hand and immediately walked out of the room.
Seven or eight women came out, and then they pulled a young-looking woman
The beautiful girl pushed her to sit on the other side of Lin Tao and said loudly: "Master Lin, this is my goddaughter Xiaowen. I admire you the most, a hero who has experienced hundreds of battles, Xiaowen! Master Lin will be your guest tonight.
You took care of him, but if you make him unhappy, you are the only one I ask!"
"Don't worry, godfather, Wen'er will definitely serve Master Lin with all his heart..."
Xiaowen agreed with a soft voice, and looked shyly at Lin Tao beside her with her big watery eyes. Lin Tao had experienced many such battles along the way, and Luo Rong was sitting next to him like an ice cube.
Where can I dare to have anything?
With such a small move, he said to Fatty Zhao without squinting: "Boss Zhao, I don't think this is necessary. We are here to fight, not to inspect. We can just eat a little and end it. There is no need for wine and women."
Show up here!"
"Uncle~"
Xiao Wen called Lin Tao in a coquettish voice, gently holding his arm with both hands and saying: "Why do you chase people away as soon as I come? I haven't seen such sumptuous dishes for a long time, and she is not a woman."
It's a little girl... Wen'er is still a virgin!"
Xiaowen said the last sentence in Lin Tao's ear, her soft voice sounded extremely charming, but before Lin Tao could express his embarrassing attitude, Luo Rong next to him slammed the table and shouted: "A virgin is
Right? Zhang Xu, I leave this virgin to you, you can turn her virginity into a woman tonight!"
"Virgin? Have you had sex?"
Zhang Xuzheng took advantage of the two beauties in his arms, glanced at Xiaowen's face, and immediately said disdainfully: "The number of virgins who have slept with my brother is not only 100 but also 50. Look at your eyebrows.
, can you still be a virgin? Stop fooling us city dwellers here, come sit next to my brother, and I will bloom flowers in the backyard for you tonight, I hope you can still be a virgin there!"
"Haha~ Children are ignorant and cannot speak like adults. Leaders, please bear with me..."
Fatty Zhao's face froze, and he waved to Xiaowen quickly and angrily. Xiaowen's eyes immediately turned red, she covered her mouth and ran away crying. Fatty Zhao then breathed a sigh of relief, waved and shouted
He said: "Others, please hurry up and get busy. Fill up all the leaders' glasses of wine. I, Mr. Zhao, live in a remote and remote area. Nothing is good except for beautiful women and lots of good wine. Let's drink freely!"
Fatty Zhao was shouting excitedly, but his enthusiasm tonight was destined to be a cold blow. The officers sitting around the other table were all like hungry wolves, killing them with three axes and two planes.
The food in front of me was cleared away, and I didn't even look at the wine on the table. In the blink of an eye, I stood up and wiped my mouth and prepared to leave!
But just when Fatty Zhao thought he was lucky enough to encounter a group of troops with strict military discipline, the officers who stood up suddenly took turns reaching out their big hands and pinching the women's breasts expressionlessly.
For a moment, the women were choked and screamed, and finally, with Fatty Zhao's stunned look, the officers who had been stuck walked away gracefully!
"Haha~ Boss Zhao, don't worry..."
Lin Tao waved his hand to Fatty Zhao with some embarrassment, and said helplessly: "My brothers are just like this, they will die when they see a woman, but fortunately they all know what they are doing and know their propriety!"
"This...this..."
Fatty Zhao was so surprised that his jaw almost dropped. It took him a long time to turn around and said: "Well...then it's okay to drink some wine? People in Qingshan County are huddled in the city and don't dare to come out. It shouldn't happen so soon."
Just start a fight?"
"You can't drink alcohol, especially in this courtyard. Otherwise, if someone hits a cannonball, the top brass of our entire army will be wiped out in an instant!"
Lin Tao smiled and shook his head, and then said: "So I have to set an example. You can have all the wine in front of you removed. Let's just have some food!"
"Okay..."
Fatty Zhao nodded in frustration, walked slowly to Lin Tao, and asked: "Master Lin, how long will this battle last? To tell you the truth, since the war started, our lives have been getting worse day by day.
It’s been a tough day, the taxes in the city are getting heavier and heavier, I really hope you can take over the university town as soon as possible!”
"Don't worry! You have to eat your meals one bite at a time, and you have to fight your battles one at a time..."
Lin Tao casually put a chopstick of vegetables into his mouth, then nodded with admiration and said: "Not only are you good at growing vegetables, but I didn't expect that this chef is also very good. By the way, are you hiring?"
What kind of agricultural expert? Can you invite him over and let me get to know him?"
"Haha~ What a coincidence, he went into the city to do something, and you came to my place on the back. I guess he is trapped in the city now, but you will definitely see it when you liberate Qingshan County!"
Fatty Zhao shook his head apologetically, but Lin Tao didn't say anything. He just knocked the fat man in front of him and asked casually: "Where do you grow this lettuce? Why didn't I see it just now? This dish is better than mine."
Everything I ate before was good!”
"Uh...it's planted in the depression to the west. The terrain is low and it's blocked by a greenhouse, so you didn't see it!" Fatty Zhao smiled very honestly, and quickly brought a plate of fat meat to Lin Tao and smiled.
He said: "Eat vegetables, eat vegetables. The big fat pig that was just slaughtered at noon is so fresh!"
"Rong Rong! Eat it, this lettuce is rare now..."
Lin Tao turned to Luo Rong and smiled slightly, and Luo Rong also looked at him thoughtfully, and suddenly said something incomprehensible: "I will temporarily loosen the spell for you tonight, but if you dare to climb along the pole, you can
Don’t blame me for being ruthless!”
"How dare you! I guarantee that my heart will be as calm as water..."