At the top of the Phoenix Mountain, Tie Yuting finally found a cave in the dense grass, so Tie Yuting jumped up. The little bear 002 standing next to him covered his eyes with his hands and jumped down too.
Bang, bang!
"roll!"
Tie Yuting kicked away the little bear 002 that was pressing on him, and found that there were some dead bones under his feet. There were countless flying arrows stuck on the dead bones. They were almost like hedgehogs. They were obviously the corpses of those tomb robbers.
At this moment, there was a rumble, and Tie Yuting was shocked. It turned out to be a stone slab that blocked the robbery hole. Countless mechanical arms were drilled out of the surrounding walls. These arms were holding crossbow arrows, as if Tie Yuting only wanted to
If Ting makes a slight move, thousands of arrows will shoot him into a hedgehog.
"Holy shit!"
Tie Yuting broke out in a cold sweat. This broken road map was so confusing. He saw the door in front of him at a glance. Could it be that he had to break the door to escape?
System: You have entered the Gate of Life and Death at the entrance of Roger Moria Tomb. The only way to survive is to answer questions. Next, there will be questions at the Gate of Life and Death. As long as you answer all the questions correctly, you can enter the ancient tomb. The answering time is 20
Seconds, if you answer a question incorrectly, the machine will shoot 6,000 crossbow arrows once.
After the system prompt ended, a question immediately appeared on the door of life and death in front of Tie Yuting. Below the question was a countdown, 30 seconds, 29 seconds, 28 seconds...
Question 1: Cao Cao's family invited ministers, and during the dinner, two concubines quarreled over their favors. The two insisted on fighting to the death, shouting that they wanted the prime minister to make the decision for themselves. Cao Cao was so angry that he had a headache, and shouted loudly:
"You two will die together!" There was a sudden silence all around. Suddenly, a military general rushed out of his seat and knelt down on the ground and shouted: "I would like to thank the Prime Minister for your reward!"
Question: Who is this general?
After Tie Yuting read the title, he immediately said proudly: "This general is in the ban. He thinks that he will die together and he will be in the ban together."
A huge check mark immediately appeared on the door, then disappeared, and the next question emerged.
Tie Yuting said proudly: "Oh, it's a small trick. Although my IQ is not above 200, it is still over 100. Especially since I am the best at brain teasers, fight me!"
Question 2: Sun Wukong: "Sister-in-law, I'm inside you." Princess Iron Fan: "Uncle, come out quickly~ah~ah~" Sun Wukong: "Sister-in-law, I'm coming out, please open your mouth." Iron Fan
Princess Shan: "Ah~~"
Question: How did Sun Wukong come out?
Tie Yuting immediately wiped the sweat from his forehead, thinking that the designer who had a bright future might be a guy whose moral integrity was shattered.
But the countdown waits for no one, 12 seconds have passed. If he can't catch up in 20 seconds, Tie Yuting's mission will fail after a thousand arrows pierce his heart.
So Tie Yuting said: "It came out of the chrysanthemum!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Tie Yuting was shocked. He was afraid that the system could not recognize the meaning of chrysanthemum, so he was about to say: "Anal..."
Before he finished speaking, there was another check mark, and Tie Yuting breathed a sigh of relief. This door of life and death is indeed very intelligent.
Question 3: Zheng He discovered a magic lamp in Arabia. He thought that his long-cherished wish was about to be fulfilled. After rubbing it for a few times, a genie appeared: "Young man, I can grant you a wish. What do you want?"
?" Zheng He was overjoyed and expressed his wish excitedly. The djinn said "fuck" and angrily got back.
Question: What did Zheng He say?
In today's China, you don't have to be admitted to college, but you can pay money to go to college. Therefore, it is not difficult for Tie Yuting to let Zhao Dehua go to college. He went to college for 2 years and basically didn't study hard. He just studied game strategies.
Reading novels and watching unethical jokes, even if he has never heard any of the questions about life and death, is simply child's play for Tie Yuting.
Tie Yuting said: "Zheng He said: I want a J8!"
Anyway, the door of life and death has a high recognition rate. Everyone knows what chrysanthemum means. I think it can also recognize the abbreviation J8.
Another big check mark, Tie Yuting ushered in the fourth question.
Question 4: At the Red Cliff celebration banquet, someone asked Zhou Yu how he came up with the idea of using fire to attack. Zhou Yu said: "I have to thank my wife Xiao Qiao. At that time, I was thinking hard about how to defeat Cao Cao, but I couldn't figure it out. Then I saw
Xiao Qiao, suddenly you have a clever plan." The generals were puzzled, so Zhou Yu called out Xiao Qiao. When the generals saw that Xiao Qiao's peaks were straight, they suddenly realized: "There is a ditch!"
Question: What does it mean?
This one is even more retarded than the previous ones. Tie Yuting said lazily: "Where there is a ditch, there will be fire."
After the big check, the fifth question: Li Bai didn't like to study when he was a child. One day he saw an old lady by the river, preparing to grind an iron pestle into an embroidery needle. Li Bai laughed: How long will it take to grind this? The old lady said seriously:
If one day doesn't work, I will work for two days, and if it doesn't work for two days, I will work for three days. As long as I persist, I will always succeed. Li Bai was very ashamed, and he began to study seriously from then on. Because he deeply realized...
Question: What did he realize?
Tie Yuting thought for a while and said: "He realized that if he didn't study hard, he would be as stupid as that old woman.
The gate of life and death was immediately marked with a big check mark, but there was a line below: You are ruthless, keep taking the moves!
Question 6: A long time ago, a colorful divine bird brought grain seeds and scattered them on the earth. Emperor Yan collected them for sowing, and the land gradually became fertile. Huang Emperor in the next village heard about it and found Emperor Yan:
"Give me some seeds!" What did Emperor Yan say?
Question: What exactly did Emperor Yan say?
This stumped Tie Yuting a little, but after thinking about it for 3 seconds, an idea flashed through him, and he couldn't help but think of a scene in college.
A classmate in the dormitory turned on the computer and said: "Haha, I got the latest A, V Dong, Jing, Hot Out, One, Ben, Tao, Thousand People Killing 30G seeds.
Another classmate kept his mouth shut and said: "Seeds! I want them too, I want them too!"
The classmate said slyly: "Give me your email address."
Thinking of this, a smile immediately appeared on Tie Yuting's face and he said: "Emperor Yan said, give me your email address."
There was a bang from the door of life and death, and two huge doors opened. On one door was a line of words: You are so awesome, this sect should be defeated.
Tie Yuting did not leave, but smiled and said: "You gave me 6 difficult questions, how about I give you a few more now?"
Tie Yuting thought for a while and said: "The first question is, there is a girl who is very strict with her mother. Once she was invited by her boyfriend to go to a movie. When she was leaving, her mother told her to be smart and not to be taken advantage of by men.
If he touches you above, say no, and if he touches you below, say stop. The girl remembers it. When she comes back in the evening, her mother asks her if she has taken any advantage. The girl cries and says, "If he touches me up and down, I will do what you taught me."
, what did the girl say?”
The gate of life and death suddenly became ashamed, and a huge drop of sweat appeared on it in a humane manner. After a moment, he said in a voice like an old man: "I'm ashamed, I really can't guess it."
Tie Yuting said proudly: "The girl said, don't stop, don't stop."
The gate of life and death suddenly realized: "I see, you can ask another question. I have been guarding Roger Moria's ancient tomb for hundreds of years and have developed spirituality. I think you are only about 20 years old, so I don't believe the question you asked me."
I can’t answer any of them.”
It's weird that you can answer it correctly. Tie Yuting asked another question: "Yesterday, Xiao Ming was on a date with his girlfriend. While waiting for his girlfriend, he bought a yellow plate under the bridge and bargained with the middle-aged man.
The deal was done, and he put it in his coat pocket. In the evening, he went to his girlfriend’s house for dinner and met his future parents-in-law for the first time. Xiao Ming didn’t dare to raise his head. His girlfriend teased: What’s wrong? I’ve never seen you so shy before. What did Xiao Ming mutter under his breath?
The Gate of Life and Death hesitated for a long time but couldn't think of anything and then said: "Wait a minute, I will figure it out soon."
Tie Yuting smiled and said, "I'll give you 20 seconds."
After 20 seconds passed, he still couldn't think of the door of life and death. Tie Yuting said: "You are so stupid, you can't even think of it so easily. Xiao Ming muttered in a low voice, I didn't expect that your father sells pornographic discs."
The Gate of Life and Death was speechless. Why couldn't he come up with such a simple answer?
Tie Yuting was about to take a fan and shake it now. He continued: "Staying here is like sitting in a well and looking at the sky. Everything you see and think is too bad. I will give you some more mysteries and answers. If
If these all trouble you, I suggest you go out and practice."
"Late at night, six men were sitting around a room, seeming to be discussing something. A man who looked like a big brother said: "Fellow heroes, now that things are going on, do we want to go to Liangshan? If you agree, please raise your hands."
As soon as he finished speaking, five people raised their hands. Everyone unanimously looked at the only person who did not raise his hand. Faced with everyone's burning eyes, Liang Shan finally raised his hand."
When the Sect of Life and Death heard this, he burst into tears of laughter.
Tie Yuting continued: "How to describe a girl as beautiful? The answer is that since she moved here, the price of toilet paper in the supermarket in the community has increased."
"The real and fake Wukong hit Tathagata, and Tathagata said solemnly: "How do you prove that you are the real Wukong?" One of the monkeys shrank to the size of an index finger, jumped into Tathagata's palm, and peed on Tathagata's finger.
Tathagata was not angry, but had a happy face. The answer was Tathagata murmured, "It's still the original recipe, and it still has the familiar taste..."
.......
Boom! The door of life and death trembled violently, and finally collapsed. A wisp of ghost floated out and said excitedly: "It's so late to see each other, it's so late to meet! I should listen to you and go to the outside world to meet the market. Since we are destined
, I will give you this title.
System: You have won the title of Great Writer.
Great Writer: Permanently increases intelligence value by 80 points.
"Wow, you can get the title of a great writer just by saying some naughty jokes. We are really well-read, comparable to Confucius and Mencius."
After the soul of the door of life and death left, Tie Yuting couldn't help laughing, and then a flash of displeasure flashed in his eyes. He just went through the door directly. He insisted on wasting so much time here. This designer is so disgusting!
20 minutes later, a pinned post appeared on Sugon's official forum: After anonymous player reports, we verified that the dungeon designer's illegal design No. 021 was a waste of players' time in passing the dungeon, and contained some pornographic and illegal content. No. 021
They will be suspended for investigation and fined 2 months' salary. If any player finds that Shuguang has loopholes, bugs, unreasonable treatment, the copy is suspected of being too bloody, a waste of players' time, pornographic, etc., please report it and we will deal with it seriously.
(Some of the riddles here are from the Internet, and many people know them, but I can tell you that I am guaranteed to be the fastest to know them, and 2 of them were compiled by me. They are in the post bar and space.
