Chapter five hundred and sixty nine: such a robbery
"Hey, people inside, listen to me, I planted this road... Uh, no, I drove this road, I planted this tree. If you want to pass by, um, leave a path and buy it.
Wealth." The people in the carriage didn't know how long they would continue to laugh. The big man decided to shout again, and what he got in return was Ouyang Mingyue's louder laughter.
This time's line was even more funny than the one he shouted before. Ouyang Mingyue had to laugh again. This time, it made the big man even more depressed. I really don't know what happened this time.
Who is the robber, and why does the other person keep laughing as soon as he opens his mouth?
Is the slogan he shouted wrong? No, I have stayed here for so long and I have robbed many people. Every time I give a line, it will be like this. Although, I will get beaten up every time, and then some
A kind-hearted person will still leave a few taels of money for medical expenses, but he can be sure that this line is accurate.
But why was the person he met this time so confusing? The big man stood there blankly, touched his head with some confusion, and then thought to himself. Just when Ouyang Mingyue had had enough laughter
, Xuan Mingxuan's voice came slowly, with a hint of chill.
"If you don't want to die, you can just stand there." Xuan Mingxuan spat out such words coldly. The big man was a little angry. He was the one who robbed, okay? No matter how you say it, this line should be said
He was the one who said it first, he should be the one who said it: If you don’t want to die, just take out your money as soon as possible.
But not only did the lines he made the previous moment make people laugh for a long time, but the lines he didn't have time to say this time were snatched away by someone. Did he forget to check the almanac before going out today? Is he suitable to go out? Maybe the almanac
It said it was not advisable to go out. After all, as soon as he went out, he encountered such a situation.
How should he deal with this? He has never encountered it before.
"Xuan, don't be so cold. After all, he is also a robber, hahahahahaha..." Just when the big man was struggling, a female voice suddenly came out, and then she laughed in agreement with the big man.
He was getting depressed. Why was the other party already laughing before he even spoke? Is it really not appropriate for him to go out today?
Or is he wearing the wrong clothes today? It makes people want to laugh? But it's wrong. Every time he goes out to rob, doesn't he always dress like this? I remember once again, in order to increase the visual effect, he also deliberately dressed
He covered one eye with an eyepatch and pretended to be a one-eyed dragon, but of course, that time, he was beaten particularly miserably.
Alas, the past is too painful to look back on, so it’s better not to mention it.
"Hey, people in the carriage, did you hear what I said? Let me tell you, I am the most famous robber in this area, and I am also..."
"Don't make me say it a second time." Xuan Mingxuan's cold tone interrupted the big man who was about to chatter and said. This made the big man even more depressed. How could there be any reason not to let him finish? Although
He is the most famous robber in this place, but he is not famous because of his vicious reputation, but because he is famous for being beaten.
Every time after he introduced himself, he was usually greeted by a fist. But this time there was no fist, but wasn't he still finished speaking? Although every time after he finished speaking, the fist that was originally hanging high in the sky
The sun has already set in the west, but at least let him finish his sentence, okay?
The big man got entangled there, but Xuan Mingxuan didn't have the patience to fight with him here. Seeing that the sun had already reached noon, he still had to find a place with people, otherwise, his Yue
What to do if you're hungry? Therefore, Xuan Mingxuan didn't have the time to listen to what he was doing.
To put it bluntly, if you are looking for death, just stand there and don't move. Their carriage will naturally hit you directly. If you don't want to die, step aside and don't block the road. Otherwise, you will still die.
"I said, why didn't you let me finish? You interrupted me so much that I didn't even know what to say next. Although I usually got beaten directly after I finished speaking, at least
I know what to say, but you interrupted me so much that I didn’t even know how to continue...I said you..." Okay, so gibberish.
After a few words, the sun had already risen to ten minutes past noon.
I can't bear it, even my aunt can't bear it. Is this guy always such a fool when he talks in the past? Doesn't he think that he talks too much nonsense? No wonder he used to say,
If you were beaten directly, it would be unnatural for you not to be beaten.
Just when Xuan Mingxuan's eyes dimmed slightly, the coldness all over his body was exposed, and the area around him was frozen into ice sculptures for ten miles, the stupid bandit opposite him yawned, his whole body was trembling with coldness, and then he said something in his mouth
The people chattering there don't know what they are talking about.
Then Xuan Mingxuan didn't care so much, and directly injected a burst of profound energy into the horse pulling the carriage, and then the good horse roared and started running towards the front, and the man who was frozen was shaking all over.
The robber finally realized that what happened this time was really serious.
In the past, he was greeted with fists, but this time he was greeted by a carriage. Oh my god, if he didn't get out of the way, his reputation would be here for the rest of his life. Therefore, after seeing the carriage approaching, the big man finally
He came back to his senses, then ducked to the side, barely avoiding the carriage.
Then he stood up and patted the dust on his body, looking at the carriage that was driving away with lingering fear. It was really dangerous just now, but fortunately he dodged quickly, otherwise, his life would have been killed. Shoot
After dusting himself off, the big man seemed to remember something, and suddenly shouted at the back of Ouyang Mingyue and Xuan Mingxuan's carriage.
"Hey, you almost hit me, don't you know to leave some medical expenses? Anyway, I am also a famous robber here. Hey, how can you be so unreasonable? Hey, hey, hey
, did you hear it?" The big man shouted towards the back of the carriage.
The sound was enough to make all the birds and beasts in the forest fly away. Ouyang Mingyue, who was sitting in the carriage, heard the big man's words and couldn't help laughing again. This robber is really funny. Okay.
Well, just for the sake of his "performance" so hard, just give him some so-called medical expenses.
Therefore, Ouyang Mingyue smiled slightly, and a burst of spiritual power came out. The golden stator, which must have been shining brightly, hit the back of the head of the big man who turned around and was about to leave.
"Ouch." The big man cried out in pain, and then turned around angrily, wanting to see who took advantage of someone's danger to sneak up on him, but he didn't expect that when he turned around, he saw no one. Of course, except for the one on the ground.
The golden stator was shining under the sun. Could it be that his character had exploded today and a golden stator fell from the sky and hit him?