Thor rushed over with lightning speed and stood by the door, blocking Loki's move to open the door and come in.
Loki stood outside the door, showing a sweet smile to Thor while forcefully opening the door and saying, "Dear brother, how have you been recently? I miss you a little."
Thor pulled on the door frame with all his strength, gritted his teeth and said, "What trouble did you get into again?!"
"You really make me sad!" Loki covered his face with one hand, drooped his eyebrows and the corners of his eyes, making a very sad expression, and then said: "I didn't cause trouble, so I can't come to chat with you.
Do you want to chat? You know, it will be Christmas in a few days. This is a day for family reunion..."
"Who did you deceive again? How much money did you defraud? When did you come to your door?" Thor asked in rapid succession.
Loki pursed his lips, stared at Tuo with sad eyes and said, "Brother, in your eyes, am I just a liar?"
"Yes." Thor replied without thinking. Loki's eyes gradually turned red, but Thor remained unmoved. He firmly grasped the door frame with one hand, preventing Loki from opening it.
Counting on the fingers with one hand and saying:
"In the past few weeks, I have received an average of more than 60 calls a day, all of which are complaints about illegal sales, contract fraud, and simply money fraud!"
Thor's hands began to tremble a little. He stretched out a finger and pointed at Loki's eyebrows and said, "Do you know how much effort I put in to get all these calls to hit me?"
here?!"
He gritted his teeth and said: "Do you know, if these calls were made to the Father and Queen of the Gods, you would be beaten until you are lying in bed and unable to get up! Even if Sif knew about it, what would happen next
For hundreds of years, you won’t even think about raising your head!”
Loki stretched out an arm, raised it above his head, leaned against the door frame and said: "Thank you very much, my respected brother, the great God King of Asgard, do you mind if you make more than 60 phone calls a day?
, and add a small, inconspicuous, non-threatening, domestic phone call to the nine major countries?"
Thor stared, looked at his smile and said: "Who did you lie to again? The domestic phone numbers of the nine kingdoms, my God, it can't be Gu..."
Thor looked back at the few people who were looking here, and then said: "There are many people here, let's go back to Asgard..."
Loki deliberately pursed his lips, raised the corners of his lips, and stared at him. Thor had a bad premonition. Sure enough, soon, his cell phone on the table rang.
Thor's hand holding the door frame did not relax at all, and he winked at Peter. Peter picked up the ringing mobile phone and threw it towards Thor. Thor caught the phone and pressed the answer button, and there was a voice from the other side.
Strange's voice.
"Hello, His Majesty Thor Odinson, this is the Holy of Holies of the Nine Kingdoms. I am Stephen Strange. Now, I want to talk to you about your brother Loki's stealing of the Time Stone.
…”
Thor immediately opened his eyes and looked at Loki, who was holding a green gem and showed him a bright smile.
"Wait a minute, Stephen!" Thor pressed the door frame tightly, and then said: "Didn't you prepare some safety measures for Loki before lending him the gem? I thought you were sure that you would not be
I exchanged it secretly and lent it to him!"
"I prepared safety measures, but they are useless. Your brother is worthy of being the first mage in the nine realms and a very good god." Strange replied very smoothly: "So, what about your brother?
What do you think of the economic losses caused to the Holy of Holies?"
"Wait! Stephen! Can we discuss the term 'stealing'? Well, Loki is the prince of Asgard, and the Holy of Holies has contacted various forces in the nine kingdoms. When this matter spreads, what will happen to Asgard?
Guardian's reputation is really a bit..."
Strange, who was on the opposite side, cleared his throat and said: "I have a second statement here, which is a 'lease contract'. It's just that the rent terms in the contract may be a little more stringent..."
"We will compensate!" Thor gritted his teeth and said decisively: "As long as you don't mention Loki's name, you can set the price as you like!"
After hanging up the phone, Loki shrugged and explained: "This is a trap, we were caught."
Loki looked at the Eye of Agamotto in his hand and said: "When Stephen lent it to me, I did secretly replace it, but after experiencing many times of time travel, this thing has run out of power."
"I can't use it now, but I still have to pay the rent. I really didn't expect that Stephen could be so despicable and shameless, just like Schiller!"
"Why on earth did you steal it?!!! Thor raised his voice and shouted: "If you didn't steal it, wouldn't these things happen?!"
He let go of his hand angrily, turned around and entered the house. Loki, who was standing outside the door, shrugged with a playful smile, opened the glass door, and wanted to go in, but he didn't notice at all that from the distant horizon,
A small black shadow flew towards him quickly.
"boom!!!!!!"
Stark looked at the gauntlet back in his hand, and Loki, who was hit on the back of the head by the high-speed flying gauntlet parts and fell directly to the ground. He shook his head and said, "This is what the automatic retrieval system cannot recognize."
Typical item - such a weak god."
Eddie leaned on the sofa and crossed his legs, took out a cigarette and lit it. After taking a puff, he said: "I thought of a great name for your suit - 'Justice Execution', how about it?"
Loki lay on the ground, supported his body with his arms, but then relaxed his strength and let himself fall back on the ground, and then said: "Tony Stark, if you don't come and help me within thirty seconds,
Just wait for me..."
"A weak threat, right?" Schiller looked at Stark with a smile and said. Just as Stark was about to smile, he heard Schiller say: "I'm already looking forward to Howard and Maria coming tomorrow.
When I looked for you in your room, I happened to see Luo Ji lying on your bed..."
Stark stood up with a bang. Finally, Thor and Stark walked to Loki's side and helped him up. Loki wiped the dust off his shoulders gracefully.
He stroked his black hair and said, "Thank you, doctor, you are the only one who understands me."
After saying that, he came and sat down next to Schiller. The sofa, the couch, the single sofa and the chairs next to them were all full of people. A group of people gathered around the tea machine in the small living room and turned on the TV.
The sound of a cereal commercial came from inside.
Eddie brought the Nordic candies that Thor had brought from behind the sofa. He opened the gift box and found that it had been torn apart. All the candies with chocolate content had been eaten by Venom, but a few
No one minded, Schiller picked up one, peeled off the candy wrapper, put it in his mouth, and said:
"Have you heard? Nick plans to hold a dance party for Christmas this year. After all, we have been very busy in the past few years and have no time to get together."
Stark held a round candy with two fingers, frowned and looked left and right, as if he was a little afraid to put such an unknown ingredient into his mouth, he clicked his tongue, and then
explain:
"These old guys hold the same dance parties, wearing old-fashioned dresses, playing old-fashioned music, and dancing old-fashioned dance steps. If you ask me, why not rent a yacht and let everyone have fun together."
"Then, the news headlines the next day were, 'Stark Group joins hands with S.H.I.E.L.D. to indulge in extravagance, where are the taxpayers going?'" Eddie fed a candy to Venom who came out of his shoulder,
He took a sip of beer and said vaguely.
"If your plan does not include a beautiful woman on a yacht, I will tell Miss Pepper later that you need to add another item to your medical expenses." Schiller showed a friendly smile and continued: "
At that time, you will need a Luo Ji to prove that you are not powerless."
Stark suddenly turned his head to look at Loki, who gave him a bright smile and said, "It's free of charge."
Stark sighed deeply, as if he couldn't stand these profiteers who could cooperate at any time.
"If you ask me, we should hold a competition." Thor grabbed a large bag of potato chips and ate them "click-click-click". He suggested: "In addition to a few of our acquaintances, isn't there a lot of acceptance in Matt's place?
Are you a kid who has been training for a while? There are also those mutants. They are all here. It’s time to touch the bottom of these young heroes..."
Loki, who was next to Thor, quickly moved his chair to the side, as if he wanted to pretend not to recognize him. He fiddled with the Eye of Agamotto in his hand and said, "I think this year's celebration should be led by Agamotto."
Sgard took the lead in organizing it. After all, since Thor succeeded to the throne, the nine kingdoms have not held any large-scale events."
"Rather, when are you planning to hold your coronation ceremony?" Schiller looked at Loki and asked. Loki pursed his lips, glanced to the side and said:
"I don't have any coronation ceremony. There is no prince in Asgard at all. You might as well ask, when is the wedding of the God King planned?"
Thor glanced at Loki's expression and said nothing, but then he looked at Schiller and said: "You'd better not want to turn my wedding into a distribution site for membership gifts..."
Schiller showed a smile and shook his head. Peter looked around them and then said: "If there is really a dance, who are you going to find as your dance partner?"
As soon as he finished speaking this question, Venom immediately grinned, looked at Eddie and shouted: "Your first reaction just now was not me?! You are finished!!!"
"Hey, don't be like this. Although my ex-girlfriend is already married, I can always find another girlfriend, right?" Eddie spread his hands and said, "Instead of living with you, a parasite..."
"Apologise! Apologize quickly!!!"
"I should come with Sif." Thor peeled off the wrapper of a candy and said, "She hasn't been to Earth much yet. When she came to see me last time, she said she liked Earth's music. Maybe,
At Christmas, I should give her a music box..."
"Pepper shouldn't have time to come." Stark shook his head, not noticing the dull tone in his voice when he said this: "Obadiah's body is not suitable for work, and Howard has just come back, so there is nothing
I don’t know, now it’s up to Pepper to support the entire Stark Group, and she doesn’t even have time to celebrate Christmas.”
Thor patted Stark's shoulder, as if everything was silent. Loki shook his head and said, "I won't go either. Originally, dancing should be a ritual for you to pray to God, but in recent years,
, the development trend of human dance is something that even God can’t see, and I have no interest in it.”
"Speedball needs a follow-up visit." Schiller leaned on the sofa and said: "He is different from you. He is in the golden period of recovery and cannot be left alone. Therefore, I am afraid I won't have much time this Christmas."
"Captain will definitely be very sad." Peter pursed his lips and said, "He likes everyone to get together the most. This year, his old friends Bucky and Howard are back. He should be very happy."
Stark, who had drank several cans of beer, was already a little drunk. He leaned on the back of the single sofa, looked up at the ceiling, and said vaguely:
"Child, the world of adults is like this. There are many times of separation and few times of reunion. It is very rare to be able to chat here all morning like this."
Along with Stark's hoarse voice, the figure in front of the sofa gradually left. The soft orange sunlight coated the rusty balcony railings with a layer of gold.
Standing upstairs and looking down, people were rushing in all directions, leaving only a series of footprints on the snow.
When the figures dispersed, the room became quiet again, with only the commercials playing on the TV and the crisp sound of the wind whizzing by, blowing the bells on the pine branches of the Christmas tree.
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