"I'm crazy" and "Everyone else is crazy except me". As long as you can firmly have one of these two mentality, life will be a lot easier. Since ancient times, people who are crazy or not are the most miserable.
When you look at certain things from the perspective of a madman, you will find that they are not only not difficult, but also full of bizarre and absurd fun. The most fun thing is the shocked expressions of various people.
When you can detach yourself from the rules of normal people, those expressions of surprise or disgust that look at you as if you were a monster become a rare pleasure in life, the kind of thing you can do while lying on the bed before going to bed at night
I have to relive it all over again in my mind.
When Natasha realized this, she unexpectedly discovered the most fun part of the whole thing. So after preparing the charcoal, she carried the bucket of charcoal to the camp by herself.
The very center is where Nick and Steve set up camp.
At this time, the sun has already dropped halfway below the horizon, and the light is gradually dimming. Nick and Steve, who have already set up the canopy, are trying to use the wires Eric connected to provide power to the light strings they brought over.
.
"Oh, you've done it, Natasha." Steve showed a bright smile to Natasha, without expressing gratitude or politeness, and he didn't think Natasha was moving alone.
Barrel charcoal is a great job.
But Natasha put the bucket full of carbon next to her with a "bang" and let out a sigh of relief, as if she had put in a lot of effort. This really aroused the curiosity of Steve and Nick.
Nick wrinkled the muscles around his eyes and looked at Natasha and said: "God, aren't you? Did you just walk two hundred meters? As for making it seem like you just rushed through the entire SHIELD for eight hundred miles
Is it the same if the bureau urges me to pay my salary?”
Natasha pushed her long red hair back, rolled her eyes slightly teasingly, shook her head and said: "It's not tiring to deal with these blackened pieces of wood, but it's not tiring to deal with those people who don't know how to look."
The stupid girl’s atmosphere is different.”
Nick and Steve exchanged a look, and Steve looked back at Gwen Spider-Man, who was rummaging for something in the room, and then looked at Natasha and said: "Gwen just went to find you, she and you
What did you say? Or what did you say to her?"
"I'm just reminding her that she's not of age yet, and give up on her plan to get drunk among all your parents."
The focus is obviously on the first half of the sentence. Nick and Steve exchanged this information with their eyes. Nick is not a person who likes to talk in circles. He walked directly to the charcoal bucket filled with charcoal and took it from Natasha.
Passing the long fire tongs, he turned over the charcoal and said, "Honestly, Natasha, what's going on between you and Schiller?"
"What do you think is going on between the two of us?" As soon as Natasha finished speaking, she saw that Steve was about to open his mouth to answer, so she interrupted Steve helplessly and said, "Of course, some adults often talk to each other.
It’s not surprising that it happened to us.”
"God, you can be more tactful." Nick helplessly spread his hands and looked at the sky. He shook the muscles of his arms as if he was not used to it. He stared at Natasha and said, "Okay, tell me in detail, whether it's
As the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and an old friend of you and Schiller, I want to know what is going on."
"Do you still have this kind of hobby?" Natasha wrinkled her nose, looking a little disgusted.
"It's not the kind of details you think." Nick started to growl, and he said loudly: "I mean before that, how could you two... then why not before... I mean, who took the initiative?"
"Who else could it be? Nick, you should know that I am an excellent hunter, and an experienced hunter must be patient."
Nick opened his mouth in shock, as if he wanted to swallow the whole house and the entire lake together. Steve also looked at Natasha with shocked eyes and said: "Don't you want to say that you have actually been
Have you been hunting Schiller?"
"It's not that long." Natasha replied ambiguously, then she raised her chin and said: "It's almost the end anyway, I won't let anyone interfere with me, no matter how powerful or noble he is, you understand me
of."
Nick's face wrinkled up like a dumpling with stuffing exposed, and Steve had not yet recovered from the aftershock of shock. Looking at their expressions, Natasha felt happy in her heart.
Of course, it's not enough to just have fun with them, Natasha has not forgotten the business, she also has to go crazy in front of Luo Ji.
But considering that Loki and Thor were now together, and Thor might strike down anyone who spoke disrespectfully to his sister with lightning, Natasha could only pretend to be concerned and join in their conversation.
Schiller walked back to the tent area on the rocky beach and said to Nick and Steve: "I have confirmed most people's menus, and most people think that our barbecue should have marinated pepper skewers.
Black pepper or Mexican pepper kebabs, steak and lamb chops, plain grilled fish with coarse salt or brushed with cream sauce, and at the same time there should be a bowl of hot borscht, so that everyone is a little cold."
"For the staple food, we can make pancakes and wrap the food in them to make tacos. We can also make mashed potatoes and pour the fish soup and sauce on them. We also have the pasta that Rocky and Gwen bought. The vegetables include broccoli and carrots.
and parsley.”
"Of course, I want to make another fish soup and make fried squid from the many squid you caught. There are also some small clams and small fish. It would be a waste just to use them as seasonings. Why not
Add some mixed vegetables and fry together."
Schiller thought for a moment and then said: "Most of the food that people can provide is fish, so Charles and I thought of several ways to cook fish, such as fish and chips, a dish from his hometown, and we also had potatoes.
"
"I brought a stew pot and beer, so I can make a steamed seabass. The sashimi of the fish produced here is not suitable for eating raw. Coating it with starch to make a slippery fish fillet is a good choice. Gwen suggested making the fish.
To make puree sandwiches, Charles happened to bring a portable blender."
Seeing that the two people were just looking at him dumbly, Schiller had to remind him: "Do you two have anything else to add?"
"Well, I don't have any. I can eat anything." Steve began to nudge Nick hard with his elbow, and Nick was not willing to show weakness and squeezed him.
The two of them winked at each other for a long time, and finally Nick put his hand into a fist and coughed twice. He walked up and patted Schiller on the shoulder and said, "Of course, we have no objections about the menu. It just depends on what the girls want.
We may be late tonight, and we may be drunk. Do you want to make the bed in advance?"
"Oh, you reminded me." Schiller said nonchalantly, as if reciting a line. He said: "I can't bear to lie down on the bed without making it before going to bed. Thank you for reminding me, I will go now."
Suddenly, Schiller felt a hard object in his hand. Nick put a pistol into Schiller's hand and said: "Take this, doctor, although I know you don't use it often, but we have to beware of bears."
, they’ve been very hungry recently, right?”
Schiller took the pistol and fiddled with it a few times, then turned around and headed to the cabin as if he didn't understand the meaning of Nick's words.
Although this lakeside house is called a cabin, it is more like a vacation villa. Eric said before that it is not unreasonable for the owner of the house to pay high property taxes for it. This villa is actually very large.
There are seven rooms, four of which are main rooms and are very spacious.
Seven rooms are arranged on both sides of the corridor. Schiller's room is at the end of the corridor, and the window here can just see the place where they camped. Because of the angle, Schiller only needs to stand further in, and others will not be able to see it.
to him.
Seeing Natasha talking to Thor and the others, Schiller showed a smile. He looked down at the pistol in his hand, which was the standard Glock 17 of SHIELD.
Schiller walked to the bedside table and glanced out the window to make sure no one could see him. Then he took apart the entire pistol at an extremely fast speed, took a look at the brand new rifling, and then put it back together.
The process flowed smoothly and there was no time to think at all.
Schiller then placed the pistol in the drawer of his bedside table and began to make the bed.
While making the bed, he glanced at the scene outside the window with his peripheral vision, and then he noticed that Natasha had been chatting with the people in Asgard for a long time, mainly with Hela.
The movements of Schiller's hands slowed down slightly. From his angle, he could just see Hela's aggressive eyes flash past.
The eldest princess narrated her experience of conquering the universe. While narrating, she pretended to casually walk past Natasha and lightly scratched the back of the female agent's arm with her nails.
Natasha raised her eyebrows almost imperceptibly. She looked at Hela's profile that flashed past. She was powerful, beautiful, and noble - gender was usually not an issue.
Schiller, who was behind the window on the second floor, slowly narrowed his eyes.
"Where did Gwen go?" Luo Ji asked with great interest. Just as she was about to look back to look for Spider-Man Gwen on the skyline, she felt someone pat her back.
"I'm here." Gwen Spider-Man took a step across. Luo Ji bent his eyes and smiled at her and said, "I thought you really flew into the reed swamp. The pair you bought before...that's what
What... Fruit Cards, how do you think it is played? I don’t want to lose to anyone in the evening game, you have to make sure that I fully understand the rules, so that it is fair."
"What fruit card? That's the German heart disease card! Ignorant Asgardians." Gwen Spider-Man shook his head and said proudly: "Anyway, neither of us know how to cook. I can teach you how to cook during this time."
What do you want to do? Come on, let's go back to the house first.
Before Luo Ji could answer, Gwen Spider-Man rushed into the cabin again. Thor turned to look at Luo Ji and said, "What's wrong? Why are you interested in that Gwen Spider-Man again?"
Luo Ji slowly stopped smiling, stared at Gwen's back and said, "I'm not interested in Gwen, I'm interested in Spider-Man."
"You're not mistaken, Peter can..."
"There's more than one Peter Parker."
After speaking, Luo Ji followed Gwen Spider-Man. When they walked into the living room on the first floor of the cabin, Schiller happened to come down from the second floor.
"Gwen, I think we need to talk about the paper you handed in last issue - I just saw it in the mailbox. Miss, I call it appalling. Are you okay with that?"
Spider-Man Gwen opened her eyes wide and opened her mouth as big as an egg. She glanced down at her watch, and then let out a cry of grief and said: "Dean, aren't you?! Can't you break your relationship with me even on vacation?"
Is it a habit to read papers every Monday night?!!”
"No." Schiller stood at the top of the stairs, tilted his head slightly to look at Gwen Spider-Man and said: "I found 37 spelling errors in your essay of less than 500 words, which broke my heart.
Another student recorded a whopping 29 errors. Miss Gwen, do you mind if I invite Sheriff George to enjoy this amazing masterpiece with me during this wonderful time on Monday night?"
"No! Don't!!" Gwen Spider-Man wailed: "I just had an argument with George of this universe!! You can't let him know... Well, don't look at me like that, Devil Dean! I
Let’s change it now, okay?!”
Schiller turned and walked up the stairs, without looking back, and said, "Come to my room. Don't even think about eating until you finish changing."
And when Natasha finally ended the conversation and turned around, she happened to see Gwen Spider-Man walking behind Schiller through the window of Schiller's room.
Natasha was stunned.
People who have fun will eventually become happy people. I would like to call it the first fun theorem in the universe.
