On a night of heavy rain, the clown disappeared alone at the end of the dark street, like a silent man who was burdened with countless tragic stories.
Mainly because the Joker really didn’t know what to say in Gotham’s good neighbor’s acceptance speech, so he decided to reluctantly leave this award to Spider-Man alone.
Well, it's actually because Spider-Man is so annoying. His style of painting is completely different from that of this silent city. Not only does he have to chat with the clown every minute, but when the clown doesn't respond to him, he just talks about his story alone.
s story.
The Joker is a person with excellent endurance. Just imagine him as a crazy version of Batman. He has all the qualities of Batman, including willpower. He can endure anything in order to achieve his goals.
He planned to wait until Spider-Man had nothing to say and then he would be quiet. But who would have thought that Spider-Man would have countless endless stories to tell in his short life of more than ten years.
When Spider-Man finished recounting almost every minute detail of his life experience and began to detail the life experiences of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, the Joker knew that there was no point in enduring without results.
And Spider-Man doesn’t just tell it to the Joker.
The bicycle fell on the side of the road, and he wanted to make a comment about the bicycle, saying that parking it indiscriminately was against public order and might trip people or even crush pet dogs to death.
Someone is carrying heavy objects upstairs, and he wants to teach them how to exert strength in the waist so as not to injure the muscles, and which leg is easier to carry upstairs with the center of gravity when carrying heavy objects.
The drain pipe on the roof was dripping with water. As he hammered away at it, he began to talk about the effect of gravitational potential energy on raindrops, as well as the history of making metal drain pipes, the life of the inventor, and the economic background of the era of large-scale use in the United States.
For the first time, the Joker abandoned the object of his use without any external interference or extracting any residual value, just because he was simply too annoying.
But if Spider-Man is abandoned, it is impossible for the Joker to walk around the streets to find Robin like Spider-Man.
The clown's super wisdom told him that Robin's behavior pattern has completely changed now. If he uses the previous behavior pattern to trap them, he is likely to make mistakes. It will be difficult to catch them out using the previous method.
The Joker returned to the Joker Gang's headquarters and found that Harley Quinn was not there. He directly sent a message to all the people, asking them to search for the Robins in Gotham.
As a result, before the searchers could send back any news, Jason Todd, Batman's second Robin, opened the door of the Joker Gang with a howitzer.
"People inside, listen! From today on, we take over everything on Nottingham Street. Either join the family or die!"
When the red hood and the clown rushed in and stared at each other, both of them were stunned.
"clown?!!"
The Joker thought that Red Hood would rush up to him again, grab him by the collar, throw him to the wall and punch him a few times, so he simply didn't run or move.
But the red hood stared at the clown in surprise and said, "Joker? Why are you here? I heard that this is the territory of the gang?"
Then Red Hood looked around the surrounding environment and discovered the many graffiti with smiling faces and the spray-painted graffiti with the image of the clown in the center of the wall. He showed an expression of sudden realization. When he looked at the clown again, his eyes were a bit wrong.
"So you are also a gangster?!"
"...This is not a gang!"
"But you are their boss, they all listen to you, and then you commit crimes together. What is this if not a gang?"
"They are just cannon fodder I recruited!"
"The gangsters are all cannon fodder!"
After the words fell, the red hood put away the rocket launcher on his shoulder, shook his unsupported leg in a rogue manner, touched his nose with his hand and said.
"His Excellency Godfather said that to be a gangster, you must first have a broad mind. In this case, I won't care about the bad things you did in the past. How about you and your men following us?"
"You...Batman..."
"What are you talking about? How do you know Batman? You can't live without Batman, right? Please tell me, do you want to do it?!"
The clown's current mood can be summed up as - all the words he said were my words!
After experiencing the initial shock, the clown took a deep breath and came back to his senses. He crossed his arms and looked at the red hood in front of him and said: "What on earth are you doing? Batman's serious face finally drove you crazy.
Already?!"
"As you can see, we just established a gangster family in Gotham City." The Red Hood shrugged, as if he was just talking about what he had eaten this morning. He put the rocket launcher up and punched the ground, staring.
The clown said: "Don't change the subject. You are the last gangster on this street. Once we deal with you, this street will be under our control."
"Seeing as you are an old acquaintance of ours, I'll ask you one last time, do you want to do it?!"
Just as the clown was about to say something, his group of mentally disturbed clown fans couldn't bear it anymore. They saw a man rushing out from behind a pile of discarded cans, shouting a strange gibberish language,
Take a gun and shoot this way.
Immediately afterwards, "boom boom boom", "bang bang bang", and "swish swish" were heard. Suddenly, the entire clown gang became the scene of a gang fight. After more than ten minutes, Jason and Harley brought people over to clean up.
At the scene, I happened to meet Harley Quinn who was passing by.
Harley Quinn stood in front of the street and looked blankly at the pile of grotesque blackened remains in front of her, with only one sentence in her mind - Where is my house???
Harley looked at Harley Quinn, who looked exactly like her but was dressed like a punk parrot, and had only one sentence in her mind - Who is this???
At the same time, the Joker, who escaped unscathed, swallowed back his words that he agreed to follow the red hood. The gang is simply rude! There is no beauty!
Immediately afterwards, the Joker came to the Gotham Police Station, but this time he was not surrendering. He was very confident that he could convince the Penguin who was now behind bars to work with him to figure out what was going on.
As a result, he heard Gordon talking to a government official on the phone on the balcony on the second floor, revealing in words that the Penguin had just been fished out, and it was Gotham's new gangster family, the "Neville" family, who fished him out.
Once the word Neville comes out, what else does the clown not understand?
At this moment, the Joker suddenly realized that this might be the most invincible and huge fun in the history of Gotham.
Because it was only then that the clown discovered that these teenagers did not suddenly go crazy, but that they had really understood something.
They are even willing to put down their usual serious moral bottom line for the sake of this ridiculous gangster cause, and pay bribes to lure criminals in the police station.
And now he actually wastes time on stopping Robin, instead of rushing to Batman immediately, paying full attention to his every move, every expression, and watching this huge plot with Batman that may overturn Gotham.
Fun?
The Joker almost climbed out of the balcony of the Gotham Police Station on his hands and knees, and then came to the Batcave as quickly as possible, standing outside the Batcave and knocking on the door like Spider-Man knocking on the door.
"Open the door! Open the door! Is there anyone? Is Batman at home? Open the door quickly!"
After Batman opened the door, he saw the Joker standing outside. There was no surprise because he had already seen the Joker in the monitoring room.
The Joker showed a bright smile to Batman, clasped his hands, winked at Batman and said, "Robins are very busy recently, right?"
"What do you want to do again?" Batman narrowed his eyes and said.
Batman's tone was as if the Joker was concerned about the whereabouts of the Robins in order to attack the Robins, but he heard the Joker say.
"It seems that the new Robin doesn't like being around you very much. I do have a good candidate to recommend to you."
"……who?"
"I, what do you think?"
The Joker didn't let go of the shock that flashed across Batman's eyes, but he did sincerely recommend himself.
Not only is it fun to watch Batman up close, but also because Batman is the only one who has the same intelligence as him, can match his brainwaves, understands him very well, rarely talks without being annoying, and can attract the audience's attention.
The protagonist is the perfect companion.
What the Joker really thinks is that only Batman is worthy of watching this huge fun with him.
Taunt Robin, question Robin, understand Robin, and become Robin.
Batman took a deep breath, but he still stepped aside a little and welcomed the Joker into the Batcave with a serious expression.
He doesn't have the ability to read minds and can't guess what the clown is thinking. He just hopes that if he can drag this culprit with him, maybe he will have fewer plots against the Robins and his children will be safer.
Some, Batman always chooses this way.
The Joker, who had completely changed his mentality, returned to the Batcave as if he were returning to his own home. When Batman turned around, he saw the Joker slumped on the only sofa in the Batcave, holding a pillow in one hand and holding the bag that Jason didn't have before in the other.
He popped the finished snacks into his mouth - he was much more comfortable than Robin.
But it's not unreasonable. Every time Robin comes to the Batcave, he's either here to be trained or to quarrel with Batman. All the snacks he can't finish are because the atmosphere was fine at first, but he just stayed there.
There will be a quarrel, and then they will happily throw away the snacks and leave.
The clown was leaning on the sofa and eating potato chips. His mouth was full of potato chip residue and he said to Batman: "Where is your large screen? Move it out quickly. I just put the camera you installed in the clown gang's base."
You can adjust the wiring on that little guy with the red hood, right?"
Batman stood silently for a while, and soon, a huge projection screen appeared in the hall. The Joker was slumped on the sofa eating snacks, and Batman stood in the shadow behind, fully armed.
To the Joker's surprise, the first picture that appeared on the screen was not a gang fight filled with gunfire and bullets. Instead, a table appeared in the first-person perspective of the Red Hood.
The table is a bit messy, there is an unloaded gun on it, and parts are scattered everywhere, but there is a letter in the center of the table, and the letter paper has just been opened.
The surveillance screen zoomed out slightly, and Batman discovered that the Red Hood was standing behind the chair, and sitting on the chair was Red Robin, who was reaching out to dip his hand into the ink of the pen.
Red Robin picked up the pen and wrote a letter on a new piece of paper. It looked like he was going to reply to someone. The letter was half written, so he couldn't see what the title was. The red hood kept shaking like ADHD.
The content of the letter is almost completely unclear.
But Batman still used his amazing dynamic vision to capture the last words of the signature and the name of the recipient.
"...According to the plan, the action of conquering Nottingham Street went very smoothly. Our next goal is Baladi Street. Thank you very much for your thoughtful answers and guidance. We look forward to hearing from Sicily. God bless you forever.
To His Majesty the Reverend Godfather Carmine Falco.”