"Okay, listen big guy, you can't hit those cars that are honking their horns. There is no rule in Hell's Kitchen against honking their horns during the day..."
Steve pulled Thor back who was about to rush out and said to him seriously: "If you continue like this, you may be arrested and sent to a mental hospital. According to the psychiatrist I know, you will
Very unlucky."
"Why do you Earthlings speak so strangely? I can't understand your accent at all. Why do you have to hold your voice when speaking? Can you be more manly?!" Thor said loudly.
Steve took a deep breath. He had really had enough of Thor. He grabbed Thor's arm with his right hand to prevent him from walking around, and then took out his cell phone with the other hand to call Nick.
"Nick, if you insist on me taking this guy with me, can you get him a translation device as soon as possible? The two of us can't communicate at all!"
Yes, the first problem Thor encountered after coming to earth was his strange accent. Of course Thor can speak English, but when he last came to Earth, English was still not spoken in the United States.
of.
To be precise, when he last came to Earth, the English spoken in England was not the English spoken today.
As a result, his current language structure is Old English words and grammar, coupled with a strong Asgardian accent.
But the country he is in now is the United States, a place that has always planned to expel British English as an English language.
This made their communication very difficult. When Nick originally asked Steve to keep an eye on Thor, Steve had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem. He planned to take Thor with him in New York City during his morning jog.
Go around and show him where he will live next.
As a result, in just a few dozen minutes, Thor was like an energetic husky, wanting to rush up and take a bite of everything he looked at. Steve was very suspicious that this might be Thor's revenge for the one he gave him.
fist.
Steve stood at the intersection, with one hand on his hip and the other holding Thor, and said helplessly to him: "If you are retaliating for the punch I gave you, then okay, I can apologize to you, but this is also
That's not my intention, you have to find a doctor who is good at physical therapy."
"And this is no reason for you to knock on other people's car windows on the street, move barricades at will, and kick paint cans away. If you keep doing this, you will not only receive a punch from me, you will be beaten!"
Steve spoke earnestly, but Thor didn't quite understand.
Steve also saw that he was talking to a cow. Just when he wanted to continue persuading, his cell phone rang, and Schiller on the opposite side said to him: "Captain, could you please come to Stark Tower? We may
I need you to do a strength test."
After Steve hung up the phone, he immediately dialed again and said, "Hello? Is Peter here? Oh, I'm his friend Steve. Can you please let him answer the phone?"
"Hey, Steve, what's wrong? I'm eating!" Peter was a little vague when he answered, obviously he hadn't swallowed what was in his mouth.
"It's like this. Nick gave me a task. To put it simply, it's to take an alien on a tour in New York. But now I have other things to do. Can you come over and help me with the shift?"
"Traveling with aliens?...Really? Where is that?...So magical? Oh..." Peter lowered his voice. It was obvious that there were family members beside him. He paused and swallowed the food in his mouth.
Go down and continue: "Wait a minute, I'll be there soon."
After a while, Peter ran over from the other end of the street. He was still wearing a Captain America commemorative T-shirt. When he walked forward, he specifically pointed to the shield pattern on his chest. Steve said to him
He smiled, patted his shoulder and said, "If you want, I can use a shield to print one for you, guaranteeing a 1:1 restoration."
"Really?" Peter asked in surprise, and then he said hesitantly: "But it seems a bit disrespectful. After all, it is the symbol of Captain America's honor."
"It doesn't matter, as long as you complete this task for me, I will give you one, and it will also come with an autograph."
Peter was so happy that he almost jumped up. He immediately grabbed Thor and said, "Don't worry, keep it on me!"
Steve gave him a thumbs up and watched Peter pulling Thor away from him. He sighed, feeling a little guilty in his heart. He always felt like he was lying to a child.
Thor was even more unhappy when he was pulled by Peter. Asgardians believe most in the principle that the big fist is the boss. Although he was dissatisfied with Steve sneaking up on him and giving him a punch, he also admitted that that man was a strong man.
warrior, but what is going on with this guy? Why does he look like bean sprouts?
After Peter walked a few steps, he suddenly stopped. Thor was stunned. He looked Peter up and down and said, "Are you tired from walking? How about I carry you?"
Thor's world view is very simple. In addition to the fact that big fists are the last word, there is also the idea of helping the weak and taking care of the old, weak, sick and disabled. In his view, Peter is just a child, and he is considered relatively weak among the people on earth.
class, may need his help.
"Tired from walking, no, of course not. Although my home is a bit far from here, it's not too tiring."
"I just suddenly thought of where to take you, we..."
"Leave me alone, that annoying guy is finally gone. I want to go around on my own!" Before Peter could finish speaking, Thor turned around and left. He didn't need a child to lead the way.
With that, Thor planned to leave by himself, and Peter chased after him and shouted: "Hey, wait! My signature T-shirt..."
"Don't do that! Don't cross the road, that's against traffic rules! Wait...don't touch that car, no! Don't kick in the door, others will think you're robbing..."
Steve could still hold Thor forcefully, but Peter could only stop him and ask him to change direction.
"I didn't, hey, stop! Don't go that way! There's construction going on over there, no... don't come back over the roadblock... there might be..."
"Why do you Earthlings think I'm a fool? I'm the prince of Asgard, of course I know what to do! I..."
"boom!"
Two minutes later, Peter grabbed Thor's feet and pulled him out of the mud. He looked at his T-shirt that was stained by the mud and said, "This is a new genuine souvenir I bought, and it's quite expensive..."
…”
Thor said angrily: "Can't you humans make bigger roadblocks? I thought it was just a low wall, and it was someone else's yard inside!"
"Okay, listen, Steve told me that you are an alien, so I can ignore that you don't know any of this common sense, and it seems that you don't speak the language of the earth very well and can't understand what I say.
It’s understandable, but you can at least understand my movements, right?”
Peter made a cross on his chest with his arm, and said: "This means you can't go. The places you are not allowed to go are likely to be dangerous. Fortunately, this time it is just a mud puddle. If there are wires or something underneath, it will be fine."
Oops, you really have to listen to me!"
Thor ignored Peter and walked forward with his arms folded. Peter chased him. Thor turned around and said, "You are just a child. Where are your parents? They just let you walk around the streets like this."
Hanging out?”
"I've finished all my summer homework, so I can go out and play. Oh, I haven't said it yet. I'll take you to my favorite video game arcade. You will definitely like it there."
"What is that place?"
"It's a place to play games. There are many game consoles there, and new models have recently been launched. I haven't gone there yet. Let's go!"
"Oh, by the way, wait a minute, I'll call a friend of mine."
Peter took out his cell phone and said to the other end of the phone: "Pikachu, what are you doing? Yes, see you at the same place..."
Five minutes later, Peter and Thor appeared in an arcade on the edge of Hell's Kitchen.
He came to the door, but did not go in. Instead, he walked in along an alley next to it. After a while, a yellow figure jumped on the wall, and then jumped directly into Peter's arms. Peter and Pikachu exchanged blows.
Palm, said: "Long time no see! Man!"
"Ha, I don't know who is so dazzled by his little girlfriend that he hasn't come to play with his buddies for so long!"
"Dr. Schiller went on a long trip, didn't you want to help him look after the store? I thought you were busy, okay... okay, I'm sorry, don't call me!"
Thor was very curious about Pikachu. He said, "Is this your pet? Why is he so yellow?"
As he said this, he was about to reach out to touch Pikachu. As soon as he reached Pikachu's head, he was electrocuted and screamed "Ouch". Peter quickly grabbed Pikachu's tail and said, "Stop it, you've already shocked others."
...Oh, I forgot to introduce, this is my good friend Pikachu, the two of us are the best partners!"
"Did we have a group name before?" Peter looked at Pikachu and asked. Pikachu held the two short hands and stood on Peter's shoulders and said disdainfully: "How about the group name Spider and Rat, twin pests of the sewer?"
"Of course it's not good, it tastes too strong."
Seeing Peter and Pikachu playing around, Thor actually became quiet. He even said with a little nostalgia: "I also had a pet before, a smart and clever hound, but it was a pity that it died in the battle."
"Have you ever raised a dog?" Peter looked at Thor and asked, "Do aliens also have dogs?"
"Of course, Asgard is not far from the earth, and many of our living habits are very similar."
"Then you still..."
"I just can't stand those cars that make random noises, you know? If someone dares to let a chariot make noise on the roads of Asgard, he will be whipped."
"And those roadblocks, they don't serve as a warning enough. Even children can climb up them."
"There are also those who use strange cans to graffiti on the walls. In Asgard, if you dare to graffiti on the walls, you will be imprisoned."
"Uh... Actually, it happens on Earth too, but that place is a bit messy and no one cares about them."
"If you say that, it seems to make sense. You said that you were the prince of Asgard before, so it is logical for you to take care of these things. However, this is the earth, and you are not a prince. If you rush up directly, you may get beaten."
"My father is the master of the nine kingdoms, and the nine kingdoms also include the Central Court. And I am the future master of the nine kingdoms. Of course I have to take care of these things when I see them."
Peter was about to say something, but Thor said: "Where is the fun thing you mentioned? I don't think it would be more interesting than going hunting."
"Hunting? That's all in the Middle Ages, right? Come on, I'll show you some modern amusement facilities. You'll definitely find it great!"
