Chapter 2022: Light up the strange dreams in your heart (17)
After Schiller expressed his speculation, the situation became a little delicate.
"So we are now trapped in a rules game." Stark looked at Schiller and asked: "You have to defeat the opponent in a specific style to have a chance of winning, right?"
Schiller nodded and said, "Although it's not clear what the consequences of breaking the rules will be, the least severe thing is that we will be kicked out of this amusement park directly. I think it's best not to take the risk."
Strange sighed and said, "It would be great if Loki was here. He should be able to use illusions to create some cartoon characters to fight these monsters."
Schiller shook his head and said: "Loki's illusion is indeed effective, but he may not have seen so many human cartoons, and the illusion characters he created may not perfectly meet the requirements of the rules."
"So what now?"
Bruce never thought that there would be unsolvable problems for him. This kind of children's cartoon is funny and cute, but the key is that there can't be any bloody and violent scenes, and there can't be offensive language, otherwise it will be banned.
Considered as bad guidance, this is the most troublesome.
Even if he jumps out in a funny manner to duel with the monster on the other side, as soon as the batarang is thrown out, the rating is already hovering on the edge of PG-13. If he fights with his fists again, no matter what method he uses,
It is impossible to be classified into the family fun category.
Of course, it is also possible to transform into an angel to purify dark creatures, but again, this is a bit too close to a fantasy set, and I am afraid that accidents will occur frequently and there will be many complications.
But Strange's words did provide a few people with an idea. If they, who don't have a family-friendly style of painting, can't do it themselves, they can also make some summons.
Stark tried it. The unmanned robot carried in his mecha could fly out and would not violate the rules, but it could not attack. Otherwise, it would be considered to have elements of science fiction violence and would be kicked out of the children's classification again.
go out.
Stark used a drone to fly around the front and back gardens of the Ghost Mansion and found that there were a lot of monsters. Even if there were no rules restrictions, he could use the mecha to kill everyone for a while, but now he couldn't do it himself.
Even more troublesome.
After Schiller pondered for a moment, he walked up to Bruce and whispered a few words to him. Bruce nodded, and then with a flash of holy light, his figure disappeared from the spot.
"What did he do?" Stark asked a little confused.
"Of course we are bringing in reinforcements."
When Strange was about to ask, Schiller looked at him and said, "I'm afraid you have to go too. This game cannot be won by ordinary rules."
Strange was a little confused and asked: "Should I go too? Where?"
At this time, he found a tall black figure standing behind Schiller, with a skull and falcon head on his head, a huge staff in his hand, and flickering lights in his eyes.
"Kongsu?!"
About five minutes later, Strange, who had left later, came back first. In addition to Kong Su, he was followed by a golden-haired, sizable lion and a muscular black leopard with gorgeous feathers.
A stork, a slightly skinny king cobra, a slightly gloomy vulture, and finally even a small dung beetle, also known as a dung beetle.
Apparently, Schiller's solution was to summon his animal friends.
As long as you are a human with normal head-to-body proportions, it is easy to increase the rating due to violent behavior in various films, but this judgment standard is not unreasonable. After all, humans will be more afraid of similar violent behavior.
But if the protagonist is replaced by an animal, on the one hand, humans will not have other associations with its actions, and on the other hand, animals’ hunting is a natural instinct, which can also be explained as allowing children to feel the wonders of nature.
When talking about animal gods, we have to mention the heaven in African mythology, which is the headquarters of animal gods, and humans have good relations with these animal gods.
First of all, the Black Panther has protected Wakanda for generations and has a good relationship with the tribal people. Secondly, they are all members of the Holy of Holies. The Supreme Mage personally invited them, and it was for his sake that they were accepted.
Secondly, Schiller and Kong Su were also relatively familiar with each other. Although Kong Su later left Schiller's thinking palace to manage the underworld, they were still friends.
Finally, they are also more interested in this kind of strange rules, or they have had enough to eat and drink for a long time and have nothing to do, so they might as well come and join in the fun.
Not long after, Bruce came back with his reinforcements, but this time there were three people standing behind him, namely Lucifer, Natasha and Pamela.
Lucifer's face was full of helplessness. Looking at the faintly visible kiss mark under his shirt, you could tell that he must have been interrupted from a good deed.
But as soon as Stark and Strange saw Natasha behind him, they knew Lucifer had escaped death.
As for Pamela, neither Stark nor Strange understood why this seemingly ordinary female college student appeared here. Could it be that she also had the ability to create hallucinations similar to Loki?
Who knew that Lucifer, who was standing at the front, suddenly took out a lot of boxes under Pamela's command, and piled them all in the hall at the entrance to the queue.
Pamela pushed up her glasses, yawned, and then said: "Plants have undergone three generations of innovation, and now they have reached commercial standards in terms of tolerance and combat effectiveness."
"I have already contacted the Lawrence family, who are engaged in the tobacco business, and want to use the route of supporting Mexico to vigorously promote them to various gang leaders who need protection. This time I will test it."
Schiller stood aside and only made an inviting gesture toward the front yard.
Pamela raised her hand, then froze on the spot, then knocked on her forehead and said: "I have been staying up late to study for my thesis and my IQ has dropped recently. Please be considerate."
Then she walked to the box herself, moved the box over, looked into the yard, lifted the box and threw it over.
Stark couldn't bear to see it anymore. They had tested it just now. No matter what they threw at the monsters in the yard, it had no effect. Although it would not strengthen the monsters like saying forbidden words, even if those monsters were smashed to pieces,
, can also stand up in a funny posture and continue to stare at him.
It was the same this time. The box hit a skeleton guard on the head and fell apart instantly.
Of course the skeletal frame's head was smashed off, but its limbs could still move, and it started looking for heads all over the ground again.
Just when the pale knuckles were about to touch the eye sockets of his head, there was a roar, and an emerald-green figure punched two of the skeleton's ribs away, followed by another set of uppercuts and punches.
Roundhouse kick.
"Ping ping ping pong!"
The skeleton flew upside down and hit the iron railing behind it, and immediately fell into pieces.
Stark and Strange's eyes widened, and they nervously took two steps forward to see if the skeleton would come back to life.
I saw a wisp of green smoke coming out of the mouth of the originally lost skull head, and the fire in the eye sockets flickered a few times and disappeared.
Bruce and Pamela high-fived.
Then Pamela began to direct a few people to move the boxes. First she pointed to the boxes on the left and said: "These are ordinary beating cabbages here. They are weaker than the one I just released. They can only swing their fists and their movements are slow."
Not very flexible.”
"The skeletons over there are relatively basic and don't have weapons in their hands. It's enough to just throw them over."
"But here is the upgraded fighter Cabbage. Not only can he do various uppercut combos, but he can also do roundhouse kicks. He can even jump to a height of about 1.5 meters. He is very flexible."
"They can be used against these shielded and common skeletons, and should be able to jump over the shield and hit the target directly."
"The boxes in this area are explosive droppers of wheat. After being planted, the upper part of the box will rotate to throw the wheat grains out, causing a small-scale bombing. The disadvantage is that the explosion cannot be moved, the power is not strong, and it requires a certain amount of preheating.
time."
"The zombies over there look rough and thick-skinned. I'm afraid the blade's fists won't be able to penetrate their defenses. An explosion will do just fine."
"Here is the ice bombing wheat upgraded by Professor Victor. The moment it is planted, all the wheat grains fly out and can freeze an area of about a flower bed."
"I'm not sure whether ghosts can be frozen. Let's throw two over to see the effect. If possible, we will plant them in front of the yard as the last insurance. At critical moments, we can seal the entire hall to ensure our safety.
Safety."
"And here, this is the drowning ghost-maker Erythrophylla. They can grow in all waters, and are good at pulling down things around them and drowning them. I see there is a large pond over there in the garden.
If they are thrown in, they should be able to deal with the nearby... What are they? Goblins? Goblins?"
Pamela squinted her eyes and looked at the group of small figures beside the pool. Bruce took a look and said: "Those should be garden gnomes. I heard Alfred say that they will fight under the roots of plants."
holes, damaged gardens, knocked over buckets.”
"Fortunately, they are not big in size." Pamela snapped her fingers and said: "The initial version of Erythrophylla is not very powerful and cannot pull things that are too big. This is their only shortcoming."
"Of course there is this upgraded version." Pamela pointed to another piece of jar and said: "Here is the blue hole giant macrophylla. Not only can it withstand water pressure of more than one thousand meters, it can also withstand such pressure.
Carry out cargo transportation below.”
"The Lawrence family plans to grow them from the seabed to Mexico, and then use Victor's dense ice technology to seal the goods. Not only will they not have to pay customs duties, but they will also save maintenance costs for the fleet in case of an inspection by the Coast Guard.
, and you can beat them to a pulp."
Stark and Strange immediately narrowed their eyes and looked at Pamela, who spoke calmly. They now doubted what type of tobacco business the so-called Lawrence family was engaged in.
Then Pamela pointed to the big boxes at the deepest place behind her with her thumb, showed a smile and said.
"This is a trump card that I have developed recently. I really don't need them in ordinary situations."
"Stop being so pretentious." Bruce said, "Let us take a look at your latest research results."
Unexpectedly, Pamela looked at Schiller and said, "I have to make sure that the professor is not there first. Is he here?"
Schiller shook his head gently, and Pamela walked briskly towards the huge boxes.
With a slight press of the button on the box, the wooden boards around the box collapsed instantly, and what was revealed inside was a broccoli that was taller than a towering tree.
"Introducing the invincible warrior without any flaws - the sacred tree Broccoli!"