Chapter 203 The Cosmic Demon God Totem Project (Part 2)
The next day, in Asgard's fairy palace, Ancient One handed Odin a small thing. Odin put the small black device in front of his eyes and looked at it, and then looked at it further away. It seemed that
A little curious.
Then a projection suddenly popped up on it, and Odin almost threw the thing out. Mephisto, who was waiting below, was already impatient. He said, "Can you hurry up? I've been waiting for a long time!"
Odin rolled his eyes and used magic to fix the device in the center of the room, ensuring that everyone in the room could see the projection.
Without having to face these demons directly, Strange seemed much more relaxed in the projection. He said: "Let's start. Ask questions from left to right, one question per person. After answering, you cannot ask further questions. After completing the round, start from the beginning again."
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Mephisto immediately said: "Let me go first. What happened to the establishment of a stable lending system you mentioned last time? There are also interest rate benchmarks that you did not explain clearly, and contract fraud..."
Strange, who was standing in the room, turned around and asked the financial practitioners at a table behind him: "Did you hear that clearly?"
One of the men in suits and glasses said without raising his head: "This is my specialty, the so-called interest rate benchmark..."
After more than ten hours, Strange's mouth was dry and he said to Gu Yi: "Teacher, let's go here first today..."
He looked back and saw that most of the people behind him had fallen down. After all, they had been brainstorming for more than ten hours without eating or drinking. The devil was fine, but humans couldn't stand it.
As soon as they heard that they were going to rest here, the demons stopped working, especially Mephisto. The Lord of Hell had never discovered that humans were so good at defrauding before... Oh no, that's called finance.
Mephisto decided, the devil's deal, can that be called deception? That's called finance! Do you understand finance?
What's the price and conditions? Quickly change your mind. They're both called deposits and loans. What's wrong with me collecting too much debt? That's called interest!
The interest rate is high? Didn’t I write it in the contract...didn’t I write it in the contract? What? What I wrote was too complicated? Then don’t sign it then!
The devil has endless interest in fraud. Mephisto asked countless questions about the lending system, hoping to learn the essence of human economics overnight.
In the demon gods' view of time, less than 0.001 seconds has passed, and humans are already starting to cry out that they are tired? How can this race be so weak?
But there is nothing the devil can do if he doesn't like it. Human beings have such a constitution that they need to eat, sleep, and rest.
The main contradiction now is the contradiction between the demon gods' strong thirst for knowledge and the limited energy of human beings.
There was no other way, so Nick could only find another group of people and let them work two shifts, which eventually turned into three shifts.
Later, it was still not enough, and Strange had no choice. At this time, Ancient One proposed that the demons leave a magic circle for communication, so that they could contact the financial practitioners on the earth at any time.
But the result still doesn't work, because ordinary humans are not magicians. You can't expect a group of ordinary people who have received decades of scientific education to learn to meditate, focus, and communicate with the universe overnight. This requires talent, and ordinary people cannot use magic circles at all.
In the end, it was the magicians of Karma Taj who fixed the magic circle on human mobile phones, so that the demons could make calls to humans.
At the beginning, the demon gods were all fighting each other randomly, chatting with whomever they caught.
Because many demon gods do not understand the human life form, they do not know that their individual memories are not the same, and their personalities are also different. As a result, the conversation ends up being inconsistent. Halfway through the conversation with one of the people about the previous question, the conversation ends again.
The caller changed to another person, and the question ended up having to start from the beginning again.
Strange is responsible for teaching the demons how to call the same person, while Nick is responsible for selecting exclusive customer service for different demons.
After working on it for a long time, the professionals were finally able to communicate smoothly with the devil and answer their questions.
Nick found a building in Greenwich Village and crammed all the people in. Ancient One transferred a group of mages from Kama Taj to settle in to help professionals connect with the devil, while agents from S.H.I.E.L.D.
Take care of the food and daily life of this group of people.
Finally, Strange named the building "The Holy of Holies."
But this alone is not enough. The initial investors have been found, but subsequent business development and publicity still need people.
You can't expect ordinary humans to run around all over the universe running business and attracting customers, they can't do that either.
Ancient Yi and Odin searched around for a long time. Finally, Mr. Odin looked around and saw that my little son was idle. Let him go!
So, Rocky became a salesman gloriously.
If you want more people to join, you have to make a name for yourself. Even if others don't join immediately, you have to let them know that this is happening. To put it bluntly, it means handing out business cards to people all over the universe.
That day, Loki was thrown out of Asgard by Odin with a confused look on his face while holding a stack of business cards.
Originally, his brother got into trouble and was thrown to the earth. Loki was gloating about it, but he turned around and was thrown out too.
Thor was thrown out. Although he had no power or weapons, he still had no mission and no one cared about him wandering around the earth. But Loki could not do that. He had performance indicators.
If you want to say that Loki is an unmotivated person like Thor, forget it. He just has ideas about the throne. Although he didn't participate in the Demon God's Lecture Hall before, he also knows that this should be one of his father's.
It's a big job, and you'll definitely show your face when it's done.
So, Loki embarked on his cosmic MLM road.
Loki is much smarter than his brother, and he certainly knows who to turn to for this matter.
He warmly invited Strange, the future supreme mage, and spent several days eating, drinking, and having fun in the nine kingdoms, and then understood the principles of pyramid schemes from him.
After understanding the principle, Loki, as the God of Deception, felt that there was something going on in this matter, and if it was done well, he might be able to gain both fame and fortune.
The most difficult part has been taken care of by Ancient One and Odin. The great demons have already made the first round of investment. Loki's job is only to cast a wide net to catch more fish.
How else to ask God to reward you with food? What better match is there than the God of Lies and MLM?
Loki would do whatever he wanted when he was bored, and he could trick others into doing somersaults one after another. As soon as his subjective initiative came up, within a few days, all the demon gods in the universe heard a resounding name - "Cosmic Demon God Totem"
"Shared Wealth Project".
As the god of lies and deceit, Loki understood the essence of MLM without any teacher, such as "if you miss this time, wait twenty thousand years", "become bigger and stronger and create greater glory", and "congratulations to Crimson Dimension"
In the main event, I always like to bring up the power of a billion years"...
During this period of time, the entire universe was full of Loki's figure running wildly, from the Split Realm to the Lingering Realm, from the Pegasus Nebula where the aftermath of the war had not yet extinguished, to the Andromeda Nebula that had been silent for a long time, from the central Newport to the edge of the Black Realm,
Interstellar wars, galaxy gatherings, weddings and funerals, weddings and funerals, gongs are played in ten places, and he is there in nine.
Thor? So unfamiliar!
"Hello, the Holy Sanctuary of the Nine Kingdoms... Sorry, it really can't be higher. We have regulations here. Only super-dimensional demon gods can raise it to more than 6%... That's it. In fact, you can also choose to jointly invest.
,This is our new business..."
Strange walked forward quickly with the phone in hand. He said quickly to the other end of the phone: "Your Highness Loki, the business on Sakaar can be suspended for a while. The people there are really too poor and very poor."
He is stingy. Apart from calling and harassing customer service every day, he can't squeeze much profit at all. That Gao Tianzun is the same..."
What he passed was an office area. However, the people sitting here were dressed a little strangely. Some were wearing suits and ties, some were wearing mage robes, and some were even wearing prison uniforms. It seemed that they were just pulled away due to lack of manpower.
Came here...
"Hello, the Holy of Holies of the Nine Kingdoms, what?...Can you repeat it again? Translate! I need a translator! Here comes another one who doesn't understand!" shouted a female white-collar worker in business attire.
The young mage wearing a yellow mage robe hurriedly ran to the female white-collar worker. He took the phone and uttered a series of strange words. Then he hung up the phone and said: "Which backwoods demon is this? Could it be the edge of hell?"
Right? The accent is too strong!"
Strange continued to walk forward, and where he passed, there was an endless stream of voices talking on the phone.
"Hello, the Holy of Holies of the Nine Kingdoms, uh... sorry, we don't provide this service here, ah... yes, I know you are anxious, but we are not responsible for finding dogs here, okay... I will help you
Just to ask."
On a seat, a young man stood up and quickly ran to Strange and asked: "Mr. Strange, a demon asked us to help him find his dog. He said that his dog was lost and he was very anxious.
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"Looking for a dog?" Strange covered the phone receiver, looked at the young man and said, "We are a financial firm here and are not responsible for looking for dogs... Forget it, ask him where the dog was lost?"
What does it look like?”
The young man ran back to his seat, picked up the receiver and said, "Really? Okay... ok, three heads? Oh, it's four heads, ok... no problem, we'll try our best and get back to you within two hours."
,...Oh, no, we don’t allow private collection of bonuses, thank you.”
He put down the phone again and shouted to Strange: "He said he lost it in the upper dimension of the spiritual world. It was a blue four-headed crow with three claws in total..."
Loki on the other end of the phone also heard the young man's cry. He said, "Isn't that Campbell's pet? How did he go to the upper dimension of the spiritual world?"
Then he said to Strange: "There are five little demon gods in the lower level of the spiritual world. They are quite well-informed. Please ask them."
Strange put down the phone and shouted: "Who is the person in charge of that area of the spirit world?"
A female mage flashed up to Strange and said, "It's me, but they had a fight yesterday and broke the network cable, so we can't contact him now."
"Forget it, let me take a trip." The female mage continued: "The spiritual world is not far away. Can you help me ask, if I see the four-headed bird, where should I send it?"
"Okay, wait, let me take a look...the calling area is the middle layer between the hell dimension and the star realm. Fortunately, it's not far..."
At this time, Strange's phone rang again, but it was not from the devil. Peter's voice rang on the other end: "Mr. Strange! Come here! Two symbiotes are fighting in New York, and I can't stop them.
Stop them, oh! God! Don’t go over there..."
"Symbiote...what?"
Before Strange finished speaking, the floor shook violently, a corner of the building was directly smashed, and a huge gray monster jumped onto the roof, followed closely behind him by a black monster.
Strange saw that chasing these two monsters was a slightly smaller one...Purple Spider-Man???