The clown just wants to say, I didn’t even call you, what’s your name? Can you open your eyes and see who of us is more fancy-dressed?!
Deadpool jumped from the second floor as if he had seen a ghost, and ran forward in a panic.
Ahead is the smoke bomb area.
Deadpool may be the only person in New York who knows how powerful the clown is, and he can even pinpoint which universe the two clowns are from.
Let’s not talk about which corner of the universe the long curly-haired clown who tripped him in front is from. Anyway, he is not too strong. The one he just saw on the balcony is definitely a super madman from the New 52!!!
This guy first killed the Bat Family, then took control of the Justice League, and finally almost destroyed the universe. If he didn't run away, he would really become a dead man!
Deadpool, who had a strong desire to survive, didn't care about what was in front of him and rushed over with full power.
After all, he is a genetically modified person, and when he explodes with all his strength, his power is still considerable.
boom!!!!
Bruce, who was groping in the thick fog, was knocked straight away, and the clown he had been chasing happened to be opposite him. The two of them were like billiard balls, one after another, and they all flew out.
After all, Bruce gained Spider-Man's physical strength, and Deadpool hit the iron plate, making him dizzy. The three of them fell to the side of the road like Diede.
A helicopter flew over from behind the building across the street. A red-haired female agent bravely jumped out of the low-flying helicopter. Without looking at anyone else, she walked over and picked up Bruce.
Bruce was still a little dizzy. After he stood firm, he shook his head, looked at Natasha opposite and said, "Thank you, oh, no! Wait!! Don't come close to me!!!"
Bruce hurriedly took a few steps back as if he had seen a ghost. The clown couldn't believe his eyes.
He can completely understand that this Bruce is younger, and perhaps he has not completely turned into Batman, at least not into the all-powerful Batman in middle age.
The Joker has only been around for a short time, so he may not understand the relationship between the Joker and Batman at all, and is just a bad car thief.
And their duel today was just because someone interrupted, or they were unlucky, which made them look a little stupid. After thinking rationally, the clown can completely understand and accept it.
But now he really can't understand why Bruce Wayne avoids women.
This is not scientific at all. Bruce Wayne’s appearance is destined that he cannot be an innocent boy. Even if he doesn’t take the initiative to flirt with girls, even if he is not one of the world’s richest men, this face alone will not give him
Pure opportunity.
According to the Joker's understanding of Batman, Batman is not greedy for beauty, but he does not refuse to enjoy it. He understands that he has beauty and is good at using it.
The female agent in front of me looks like an important figure in a certain agent organization. If Batman doesn't quickly use all his charm to charm her, why are you running away?!
The Joker really wants to rush down and give Batman a slap in the face to see if he can get the water out of his brain. But if you flirt with the beautiful woman in front of you in advance, you still have to chase the Joker so fast.
A pale-faced one?
If you want to say that you don't want to reveal your appearance and identity, then you should put on your uniform and mask. Since Bruce Wayne's face and identity have been exposed, you should use Wayne's advantage!
The Joker suddenly had a feeling, as if he could not fully understand every Batman, and then he realized that his Batman was still better.
It's not that the Joker really likes Batman beating him. What he likes is that when Batman beats him, he can't do anything but beat him. What he likes more is that he can fully understand Batman.
Emotions.
Although it seems to many people that it does not exist, is too weak, and cannot even be understood by personal experience, all of Batman's emotions are clearly revealed in front of the Joker, and he is born to understand everything about the Dark Knight.
This is like an exam in a class, and only you get the answer. How many people can control themselves from feeling secretly happy when others are scratching their heads and thinking about the answer, but when you can write like flying?
But if there is no answer to a certain test, things become a little difficult. The clown's knowledge of psychology and behavior is still there, but the dilemma he faces is IQ isolation.
In short, a person takes things that he easily understands so easily that he fails to appreciate the plight of those who do not understand them.
The Joker of the New 52 is extremely talented. It can be said that even if he is not crazy, he is still a peerless genius who can rival Batman. Therefore, he really can't understand how the Batman of Earth 1, whose IQ is several levels lower than him, became the Batman of Earth 1.
Such.
It's not like you're chasing Darkseid on Apokolips. You're just chasing a stupid clown on an ordinary street in a city. How unlucky do you have to be to fail?
But the Joker soon discovered that it had nothing to do with luck. The reason Batman and the Joker got to where they are today was entirely due to their strength.
The clown on the ground got up.
The Joker's first move after getting up was to kidnap Natasha.
Not only the clown was stunned now, but Bruce, Natasha, Hawkeye on the helicopter and Captain America who was fighting with Deathstroke next to him were all stunned.
The clown swore that the female agent looked flustered and her expression changed for three seconds as she squeezed out tears, which even a fake three-year-old child could see.
Bruce didn't see it, and he immediately became anxious.
The clown really doesn't understand. If you are afraid of her, there must be a reason to be afraid of her. It's probably because she is too strong or too vicious. But you all know that she is strong and vicious, so why do you think she will really be afraid of someone?
Are you panicking due to a hijacking?
When Bruce yelled at the clown to let Natasha go, the clowns on the balcony laughed angrily at him.
As a result, he discovered that the panic expression on Natasha's face turned out to be true. The clown frowned and looked carefully. He found that this clown with long curly hair was surprisingly powerful.
The Joker has long seen that Natasha is not an ordinary person, at least she is a genetically modified super agent, because her way of exerting power is completely different from ordinary people, she is powerful and experienced.
He had just seen Natasha break away slightly, probably for acting, but even with such a struggle, the arm holding her did not move at all.
Now it was interesting. The clown raised his eyebrows and thought, a clown with infinite strength but stupidity is really strange.
But what's even more strange is that behind, facing the hostages being held hostage, Bruce didn't choose to negotiate, he just went up and punched them.
What's even more shocking is that the clown and Natasha, who was kidnapped by the clown, all flew out, and the clown on the balcony opened his eyes wide.
He had discovered before that the physical quality of this Batman should be stronger than the one he knew, but he didn't expect it to be so much stronger. Bruce didn't seem to be exerting any force at all, and the two men opposite him must have weighed more than 300 pounds together.
Captain America rushed forward to catch Natasha as she flew out. The Joker got up from the ground and turned around to run. In just a moment, the traces of the gunshot wound on his leg were no longer visible.
The Joker knows his body very well, but he knows very well that he does not have such a self-healing ability, especially a penetrating wound like a gunshot wound, which will take at least several days to heal.
If he had this kind of self-healing ability, Batman could still beat him. He had just broken the bone with his front foot, and it was fully healed before he could carry it to Arkham.
In addition to his self-healing ability, this clown also ran extremely fast. He could almost catch up with the car when he swung his legs. But Bruce who was chasing him was by no means an ordinary person. He actually ran faster than the clown.
faster.
Just when the clown thought that today's farce was about to end with the chase between these two reckless men who only had muscles but no brains, there was only a "bang" sound, and a manhole cover at the end of the street flew up, and the clown ran.
People are gone.
Bruce braked suddenly to avoid falling, but an extremely burly strange man with crocodile-like stripes and protrusions all over his body jumped out from under the sewer opening.
“Who the hell put the septic lines in here?!!”
Everyone was confused. Only Deathstroke turned to look at Deadpool. He looked at Deadpool and asked: "...Is this how you forced Kingpin out?!"
Bruce's Spider Sense is buzzing.
"run!!!!!!!!!!!"
With a roar, everyone turned around and ran away. The clown was only one step too late, so he saw for the first time what it means to have shit as high as the sky and as thick as a mountain of gold.
The ground next to the small sewer opening was completely cracked, and a huge fountain shot straight into the sky. Also washed out by the fountain was a long-haired clown.
The Joker now misses his own Batman so much that he wants to cry. Why! Why is he hiding here?!
Fortunately, the clown's location was on the balcony of the second floor. He climbed to the top of the third floor as quickly as possible and jumped between the rooftops to avoid the impending disaster. In the end, Bruce also jumped up and shouted.
: "Don't run, I will catch you."
"Can you open your eyes and see!!!" The clown ran and roared towards the back: "Am I your clown?!!!"
Just when Bruce was about to continue shouting, the clown saw a bat fighter flying staggeringly towards this side. Now he saw his own Batman and Robin as if he were seeing a relative.
Forget about the disaster of genocide, get me away from this Batman quickly. If I stay with him for one more second, my unwavering love for Batman will be shaken!
Robin on the plane seemed to notice the Joker's embarrassment. A ladder was thrown down, and the Joker grabbed it. The Bat Fighter took the Joker and disappeared into the sky of the new city.
With a bang, the clown fell into the hangar. Red Robin jumped out of the driver's seat first and walked to the clown curiously to see if he was still alive.
The clown lying on the ground jerked up, startling both Red Robin and Red Hood, and they both took a few steps back.
The clown lay down again.
He lay on the ground with one side of his cheek against the floor, and slowly clenched his fists. After a while, he propped up his upper body and sat up. After standing up, he put one hand on the wing of the Bat Fighter, and the other hand covered his head.
With a straight face.
Just when the Robins thought they were about to see that crazy smile again, they heard the Joker sigh in a deeper tone than ever before, almost gritting his teeth.
"Go, call Batman and ask him to come back...immediately! Immediately!!!"
Red Robin blinked in confusion. He was about to say something when the phone hanging on his waist rang.
He pressed the answer button, and the Penguin's roar came from the other side.
"Call Batman!!! Get him back!! IMMEDIATELY!! IMMEDIATELY!!!"