Most neighborhoods in Gotham do not have cameras, but this does not include the mansion areas where celebrities gather. For the safety of their own lives and property, they will also confirm that the security facilities here are working properly.
So the penguins of the main universe were able to witness the wonderful scene of this feeding contest between dragons and phoenix chicks a few months after the incident.
Batman grabbed a young gangster by the collar and asked him who killed his parents, and then he ran out of the street alone. Batman immediately thought that he was guilty of committing a crime, so he chased after him.
The first dish presented by the gangster was that while he was being chased by a weirdo with unknown origins but dressed in strange clothes, he completely gave up his advantage of local knowledge of the terrain, stepped on the awning of the store, and rushed up to the upstairs of the store.
Top, through a series of maneuvers, exposed himself to an excellent pistol shooting range and angle.
And Batman is not to be outdone - he doesn't have a pistol.
Then Batman took action. He also used a sprint and a big jump to jump onto the store awning. However, he was much stronger and heavier than the people who lived at the bottom of Gotham. The awning collapsed under his feet.
As a result, he couldn't jump to the roof of the store at all in the second stage.
The gangster was not behind either. He stood on the roof and stuck his head out.
Batman went up and punched him, grabbed him by the collar and pulled him down. The two of them fought in mid-air. After they both landed on the ground, the gangster on top got up first.
Then he climbed upstairs again.
According to Penguin's later speculation, it may be where his gang is located. The rooftop door of that nightclub is guarded, so you can find reinforcements faster by going to the roof.
After the gangster climbed up, Batman finally climbed up. The gangster ran in front and Batman chased behind him. The gangster jumped over the gap between the two houses and Batman stopped.
It's not that he couldn't jump over, it was mainly because he remembered that he had a harpoon gun, so he shot it, jumped, and fell into the trash can.
There are so many flaws in this battle that the Penguins of the main universe don't know where to start. This pair of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks really fully illustrates what it means to be as high as a mountain.
Batman would believe that a gangster killed his parents, which is already very bizarre. What is even more bizarre is that he would actually believe that such a gangster killed his parents. The most bizarre thing is that he chased them
, the most bizarre thing is that he hasn't caught up yet.
The Penguin finally understood that it was not the Mayor Penguin who was too strong, but the Batman of this universe who was too incompetent.
But it’s not just Batman who is interested. After careful investigation, Penguin discovered that there is not one in this city, from Wayne Manor to Arkham Asylum, from the uptown mansion to the slum alleys, there is not one.
Not good at cooking.
The police who do not investigate dare to chase, the criminals who have not committed any crime dare to run, the police who can catch up dare to fail to catch up, the criminals who can run away dare not to run away, the Guizhou donkey's skills are the main one who talks hard, and the half-time champagne is the main one who is optimistic.
The Penguin, the mayor, was the best at popping champagne at halftime. Following the timeline to the present main universe, the Penguin discovered that since the mayor thought he had won, the only thing he had done was
Find a place to sit down and start having fun.
It's not quite accurate to say it's a place. The Penguin has been holding celebration banquets at various mansions and estates this week, which can be called a Gotham tour.
Penguin really doesn’t understand, what are you enjoying? What’s so exciting about this? You don’t really think I have the advantage, do you?
The super criminals who caused terrorist attacks in the city were eliminated by SHIELD, the gangsters who were notorious for their ruthless actions were sanctioned by SHIELD, and several riots that occurred in the city were quelled by the Avengers heroes.
The eyes of the masses are sharp. Now there are twice as many people in the two cities, and they all have votes. The general election will be in a month. There will be no real candidates for this old city with no sense of existence and only silly fun.
Long?
Penguin knows very well that the principle that politicians adhere to is that they can live without living, but they cannot live without it, and they can live without conscience, but they cannot live without exposure.
This wave of Mayor Penguin can no longer be said to be popping champagne at halftime. He has not yet sent out his troops, and is already thinking about what to eat if he wins this game.
The more Penguin looks at him, the more anxious he becomes. Call him a bad guy, but he just got so lucky that he met an even better Batman and achieved many achievements in life that even Penguin could not achieve.
But you say he's lucky, but he's really too bad. No matter how lucky he is, he can't make up for the gap in strength. He's about to give up this rare professional title to someone else.
Penguin was worried and asked someone to check. Sure enough, Nick Fury is on the candidate list for the next mayor of New City. He is a secret agent chief and has repeatedly performed extraordinary feats. Is there any chance of winning this election?
But the Penguin in the main universe can tell just by looking at his face that this one-eyed dragon is not holding back when he is running for mayor. He may not know how to target Gotham next. If he doesn't go online to fight for him, he may lose his home in a month.
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The Penguin thought about it and felt that he really had to take his place. He was also a man who did what he said, so he directly asked the Emperor Penguin to tie up the Mayor Penguin.
If you go there, something will happen.
"What did you say? Kingpin contacted him?? Then hurry up...he wants to cooperate with Kingpin?!!"
At the end of the sentence, Penguin was already screaming. He really wanted to rush over, grab the collar of his other self in this universe, shake it hard, and ask him if the rain he got in Gotham for so many years without an umbrella was the result.
It has all become water in the brain.
Kingpin has been chased by S.H.I.E.L.D. and has no way to escape. If he doesn’t take the opportunity to beat up the drowned dog, what are he waiting for?!
As a result, the reason why the Emperor Penguin heard from the other side was also very good - the Mayor Penguin also knew that Nick was running for election, and he felt that Nick was his competitor, and Kingpin was Nick's enemy, and the enemy of his enemy is his friend.
Penguin really wants to kill himself with an umbrella.
No matter how much you and Nick compete, you two are both official figures. What kind of stinker is he, Kingpin?
You can already use the banner of the government and use legal means to plunder, so why on earth do you want to jump back into the shit pit and cooperate with a piece of shit???
What's more, although there are no permanent friends among politicians, there are no permanent enemies either. This does not mean that your opponent in a certain election will be your eternal enemy.
From the past few quick attacks on Jin Bin, can't we see that this one-eyed dragon is a hard-nosed ruthless person? This kind of person is always a character wherever he goes. How many kilograms of alcohol should he drink to choose Jin Bin and not him?
The Penguin knew that he had no time to reason with his other self. This logic didn't make sense. The other person's long-shrunk cerebellum couldn't possibly understand it. He could just tie him back and be done with it.
However, Penguin was too late when he passed on this order. Mayor Penguin had already planned to go to Kingpin to negotiate. Penguin in the main universe really had no choice, so he could only go to battle in person and drive there.
The location of their negotiations prevents them from coming up with any bad ideas and causing chaos in their future work.
On the way to the mansion, Penguin found a car following him. In the car were two people in strange clothes, one wearing a red and black tights, and the other wearing a yellow and black armor.
At that time, Penguin felt a little strange, but the car quickly turned a corner and disappeared. The glimpse was too short, and Penguin could not see who it was.
Instead, he took a look at the direction the car turned to. The water tower on the skyline indicated that that side was the sewage treatment plant.
In order not to attract attention, Penguin asked his men to ambush near the mansion in advance and drove here alone.
He parked the car on the bank of the Gotham River not far away, only to find that the mansion where the negotiations were being held was heavily guarded.
This was really a bit troublesome. The Penguin thought that Kingpin might have been chased into a frightened state, and he was too worried about a sudden attack by agents, so he surrounded the negotiation place tightly.
Now it was difficult for him to go in. After thinking about it, Penguin walked through the alley in front and came to the street opposite the mansion. He pretended to go to a cafe, but in fact, out of the corner of his eye,
Always paying attention to the other side.
After paying attention to the opposite side, he found nothing wrong. Penguin noticed from the corner of his eye that on this street, the manhole cover in the middle of the street seemed to be shaking slightly.
He thought this was Jin Bin's special arrangement and stopped to check. The next second, the cesspool exploded.
The Penguin, who was standing under the umbrella of the cafe, looked at the mansion that was blown away in shock, and was completely stunned.
At this time, two figures jumped out, wearing tight protective clothing, and rushed into the bombed mansion, chopping melons and vegetables.
Penguin was no longer in the mood to care about this. Most of the street was blasted into the sky by compressed methane gas, and the stench brought by the huge amount of filth drifted up with a gust of wind, causing him to vomit it out.
Now the Penguin's first reaction is that someone is going to be in bad luck, and Batman will not allow that person... Wait, the Batman in this universe may not allow it, but he can't help it.
The men led by Kingpin were very professional. After discovering that the target they were guarding was attacked, they rushed forward with weapons in hand, but they might as well not have charged.
The two unlucky things that blew up the cesspit were definitely well prepared for this. They wore tight chemical protective suits, and each of them carried a fire hose. They sprayed the sewage on the security guards with the pressure of a fire hose, and continuously sprayed them.
beat back.
Later, when they had fun, they used water guns to scatter flowers. If the Penguin hadn't run fast, he would have been hit by shit.
Penguin is a little desperate now.
Gotham doesn't need Batman, Penguin once thought, but now he realizes that he was wrong. Not only does Gotham need Batman, but he also needs Batman's extremely violent methods, otherwise everyone will be in the city.
How can people live here after playing shit?!!
As the saying goes, only when you meet a real naughty child can you understand the value of the saying "A dutiful son emerges from under a stick". The Penguin has never expected that dark figure to come and beat up those two things across the street as much as it does today.
Into the sea.
But Batman hadn't arrived. The two men had already rushed to the middle of the street with water guns. They were only four or five meters away from the Penguin, and were completely within the shooting range of the water guns.
Batman! Help!!!!
The Penguin, who fled in a hurry, roared in his heart, picked up the phone and called Robin and shouted there.
"Call Batman!!! Get him back!! IMMEDIATELY!! IMMEDIATELY!!!"