Chapter 2225 The Battle of Two Cities! (Sixty-seven)
Chapter 2199 Battle of Two Cities! (Sixty-seven)
Black hair and blue eyes, a handsome face, a well-proportioned and strong figure, and intelligent eyes - these are the typical appearance characteristics of Batman. The person opposite must be Batman, or at least Bruce Wayne.
This makes the Joker feel like he is getting excited and seeing Batman's playful face.
The scream he swallowed stuck in his throat like sticky candy, causing the clown to cough loudly several times.
Batman stared at him.
The clown huffed and breathed for a long time, then raised his head and glared at Batman and said, "Why are you standing there? A blood test!"
Batman turned and walked towards the instrument.
But the clown shouted again: "Come back!"
Batman looked back at him, and the Joker pointed to his side, "Test his blood!"
"I didn't take it!"
"I didn't even fucking do it!"
The two people turned to look at each other, the expressions on their faces were surprisingly consistent - "How the hell could you not have taken it?!"
Both of them turned to glare at Batman at the same time.
Batman paused, but he still walked to the instrument and took another syringe to draw blood for Bruce. Bruce looked at him with extremely hurt and disbelieving eyes.
"The anesthetics Tim injected into you will partially remain in your blood. I need to conduct a blood test to ensure that you can metabolize them within a safe time."
"What did I say! What did I say!!!" The clown immediately became arrogant, got his head out of the railing, stretched his neck and shouted to Bruce on the opposite side: "I just said you took it!"
Bruce made a sound, shook his head and said: "You don't understand pharmacology at all. Intravenous anesthetics do not contain hallucinogenic ingredients. Even if 80% of anesthetic ingredients are flowing in my veins now, I can't be half as high as you.
ghost!"
The clown was shocked.
I was actually scolded by Batman!
And it’s because of drug abuse!
The most outrageous thing is because of drug abuse!
You can call me evil because I caused a bombing that shocked the whole city, and you can call me a lunatic because of the artistic works I created, but how can you call me evil because you suspect me of taking drugs?
What's more important is that I didn't fucking suck!
The clown glared at Bruce fiercely and said: "Isn't this our great pharmacology detective with perfect marks?! Didn't the knowledge you studied tell you that in addition to seeing hallucinations, real drug addicts also have physical reactions?
Do you want me to dance for you?"
"You are too ugly, don't pollute my eyes!"
Batman couldn't help but look at the Joker out of the corner of his eye.
The clown covered his eyes with his hands.
Then he pointed the finger at Batman, "Where did you find such an ignorant teenager? Or was he born to you?!"
"Ha, do you think he is my father? In addition to being uneducated, don't you have bad eyesight? Or do you think that curling the corners of your mouth like a bucket will help you fall within the scope of Romeo Act protection?"
The Joker stared at Batman, and Batman stared at Bruce.
Like a real teenager, Bruce exhaled through his nose, spread his hands and pushed in front of him, took his hands back and said: "Okay, okay, you just think I'm opening the music festival."
Get ready for a rap show, two buckets."
The Joker took a deep breath and decided to ignore him. He shook the prison bars vigorously and shouted: "I'm not kidding you, Batman. From the results of my blood test, you should be able to find that I am not taking drugs at all."
What I said is real!"
"But I don't know if it's an exaggeration or not." Bruce said again: "You should focus on the alcohol content in his blood. I bet that the things he described to you have been served by at least ten people in the pub.
It’s an exaggeration, they walk at night, they see this, they see that.”
Bruce spread his hands and shrugged and said: "If you believe it, then you should also believe the legend of the Mothman and Bigfoot. They are all the nonsense of drunkards anyway, so they are more interesting."
The Joker didn't even know Batman had such an annoying age group.
Again, Batman is taciturn and doesn't talk nonsense. This is a fact recognized by both the Bat Family and the Joker. But if he finally changes his gender, how many people can make a noise with him?
For super geniuses like Batman, the speed of thinking means that their experience of time is different from ordinary people. If they really plan to carry out a long series of passionate output, it will even be better than the impromptu bridge lines of rappers.
It is faster and the logic is more rigorous.
"Look, he was originally trapped in an alien hood, right? There's a war going on there right now, with gunfire roaring and the sky dark. How could he happen to run into the ceremony of the Court of Owls?"
"Even if they are not very well hidden, this Mr. Clown probably doesn't have any means of magic tracking. With all due respect, he doesn't seem to have anything to do with magic. How could he happen to see an evil god at the moment he comes?"
See his true face?"
"The rest is even more dramatic. What does he think the evil gods are, a middle school student tour group? If four evil gods must be combined to study a conspiracy against you, then I can only say that these gods are really
If you are too weak, what is there to worry about?"
Bruce's output was almost non-stop, while Batman was looking at the test results in front of the instrument.
It turns out that neither of them took drugs, which was not unexpected. Batman had long known that the Joker did not take drugs, and Bruce was under surveillance throughout the entire process and did not have the opportunity to use any chemicals.
What's more important is that Batman knows that Bruce is usually like this, and he doesn't have to drink anything to be so annoying. The same is true for the Joker.
Performing a blood test on the Joker is just a pretense. Batman has studied the Joker's blood many times, and testing Bruce's blood is the real purpose, because Batman understands that something is fishy.
Based on common sense, it can be speculated that the shield underneath has a door and is not difficult to find. The Joker may have snatched the opponent's aircraft and flew out of the door before returning to Gotham.
So Batman might have done the same thing when Bruce brought him back to this universe, but Batman always felt something was wrong.
Neither the cameras above the island nor in the hangar captured Bruce's flight. I should have asked the local Batman, but now he is in the hospital, and Thomas and Martha are still by his side.
This makes Batman suspect that this situation may have been caused intentionally by Bruce, who deliberately brought back the local Batman and took advantage of Thomas and Martha's pity to prevent him from getting close to the only witness.
Another very suspicious thing is that Tim pushed Bruce off the cliff under Batman's arrangement, successfully subdued him, and brought him back to the Batcave.
But according to the monitor on Tim's body, Bruce barely resisted. Even if the moment he was pushed down was unexpected, Batman's reaction ability was definitely enough to do something in mid-air.
Moreover, Bruce's recovery ability was a bit too amazing, so he shot himself in Penguin's office, underwent more than 20 hours of surgery, and soon appeared in Wayne Manor alive and kicking.
The most conclusive evidence is actually that when Batman was investigating the previous incident, he went to the hospital where Bruce had surgery. During the consultation, the hospital would leave a report containing the imaging data of Bruce's examination.
Imaging data of the nervous system showed that Bruce had five pairs of thoracic nerves that were abnormally developed. Doctors believed that this was the cause of Bruce's delay in waking up, but Batman saw that the mess of nerves was functional.
Now looking closely at the information, Batman discovered details that doctors didn't care about. The abnormality of the five pairs of abnormal thoracic nerves was that they continued to extend toward the epidermis, creating a total of 140 pairs of extra peripheral nerves.
Judging from the state of peripheral nerve distribution, this is probably a functional evolution, which means that this is not a disease, but a new organ that has evolved to adapt to something.
This reminds Batman of the scene on Apokolips.
The Hell Bat armor he was wearing at that time was powered by his blood and anger, which caused his perspective to be different from usual. In other words, he almost completely lost his vision at that time, and there was only blood red in front of his eyes.
But he vaguely remembered that he was not fighting alone.
Batman actually believed what the Joker said, not just because his understanding of the Joker made him understand that the Joker didn't bother to lie about this kind of thing.
He had long understood that the clown's recent actions were aimed at tracking something. If he came to him in such a hurry, it meant that he had caught up and found the right person.
But Bruce's attitude was a little strange. He was desperately trying to refute what the clown said, trying to describe him as a hidden gentleman or an alcoholic.
In fact, compared to the Joker's bizarre description, Bruce's unprovoked aggression is even more untenable. It will only make Batman suspect that all of this may have something to do with him.
If you want more truth, you have to take more risks. Batman understands this better than anyone else, so he made a bold decision - completely unselfish, absolutely just to explore the truth, not targeting anyone.
human.
He was going to let the clown and Bruce go down together to find the owl.
The Joker has always been a person with rich expressions, and Batman has seen too many of his smiles. Even so, Batman also saw today that the Joker can have even richer expressions.
With a heart of scientific inquiry, Batman decided to see if the Joker could show more expressive expressions in the next adventure, and where his upper limit was. Therefore, this plan is absolutely scientific, at least rich.
The spirit of exploration.
"You two go down," Batman said, "Find the members of the Court of Owls and bring them to me, and then I will decide whether to cooperate with any of you."
The clown shook his head faster than a rattle.
"Look, let me just say he is lying!" Bruce immediately shouted.
The Joker looked at Batman, and Batman decided to sit back and watch. The Joker's eyes were full of sadness and betrayal anger. He really couldn't believe that his Batman decided to let him and this damn teenager look for evidence together.
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"Then that's it." The clown stared at Bruce fiercely. They parted ways as soon as they landed. No one can practice rap skills on him. Even if he is really a shovel, he will slap Bruce into the ground and dig him out.
Can't even dig it out.
"I have no objection." Bruce put his elbows on the bars of the cage and rested his head on his palms, and then he said.
"But we all know him. This lunatic will definitely find ways to get rid of my supervision and forge evidence."
Batman and the Joker both stared at him, seeming to want to know what he had to say.
"So I propose..." Bruce pointed at himself and the clown with his finger and said: "You should perform an operation on the two of us. Put two bombs in the heart. As long as we are separated by more than ten meters, they will explode on the spot, so that no one will
I can run away."
The clown looked at him with wide eyes.
Bruce lowered his head and smiled, then raised his head and looked at the clown with smiling eyes and said, "Why are you so serious?"