Facing Michael's interrogation, Bruce mainly showed a playful smile.
Michael was almost mad at him.
He really couldn't kill Bruce, because now Bruce had Gabriel's wings, and angels couldn't kill their own brothers and sisters, but that didn't mean that Michael couldn't deal with Bruce. He asked Bruce to clean up Lake Eden.
clean.
But the matter is not that simple at all. On the way to Lake Eden, Lucifer, who was helping Bruce get tools, introduced: "There may be anything in the lake that is not found in normal lakes - although I don't really think about it.
"But you should have seen it. Suppose a fish can knock me over with a slap. Even when I was a child, you should know that it can knock the shit out of you."
"Isn't it dead?" Bruce asked.
Lucifer was stunned and turned to look at Bruce. Bruce spread his hands and said: "Otherwise, why is it a lake and not a river? It's the same when I put energy into that river. I know I have been thinking about that fish for a long time.
When it turned over, I fished it out and buried it under the tree. Why do you think I asked you to bring a grill?"
Lucifer looked down at the bucket of cleaning supplies in his hand and saw no grill. He struggled mentally for less than a second, and then they had the grill.
On the way over, Lucifer was very happy. He said, "I don't understand why your professor rejected your doctoral application so many times. In fact, you are very considerate. I think this is a sign of success in psychology."
"
Just when Bruce was about to say something modest, Lucifer winked at him and said, "But don't expect this kind of small favor to bribe me, and my suggestions are not that weighty for arrogance, especially in psychology."
"You know when he called God to complain, he always repeatedly emphasized that I didn't know who Hegel was, but I was drunk at that time. Who would ask a drunkard the name of someone who sounded like his one-night stand?
What great theory does it represent?”
Bruce sighed deeply, well, the first step to social victory encountered a setback.
"You should have thought of it earlier. I'm Lucifer Morningstar, an angel. I was born with the ability to read minds. You can't ask humans to use their tentacles to move things. I don't have the ability to empathize at all. Human emotions don't matter to me.
It’s said to be information written on white paper.”
"For example, I can now read that you are about 78% disappointed, and then it can be further broken down into various trivial emotions. I will not use an organ that I have no use at all, let alone expect to read you and study it.
The theory of organ acquisition.”
Bruce waved his hand perfunctorily and said, "Okay, I'm not pointing at you much."
"Batman's tactics don't work for me." Lucifer shook his head and said, "Actually, you have high expectations because you think I am your professor's good friend, but if you want to show off in front of him,
Move me out, arrogance will always be on the side of arrogance.”
"Speaking of it." Lucifer looked back and said, "How are you going to calm that guy's anger? I must warn you, from what I know about Michael, he is really angry."
"What did he do last time he was angry?"
"I got angry for a while. He couldn't do anything to me, and he was always angry with me." Lucifer shrugged and said: "During the Battle of Fallen Heaven, I invited him to fight me openly, but the invitation never succeeded.
However, he is an old-fashioned angel who upholds the principle of never harming his brothers."
"You have brought certain possible dangers to heaven, which he will never tolerate. You may think that there is nothing he can do to you, but angels are often more ruthless than you think."
"What will he do?"
"It depends on the situation. If you can't calm him down, he will sink you to the bottom of the lake and let you sleep for at least ten thousand years. God will also be on his side. And your professor, from what I felt during our last chat
Judging from his attitude towards your doctoral application, he might also agree and get ten thousand years of leisure time."
"He won't, because I'm a father."
"It's no joke to let the children go down there to accompany you. It's not a prison down there, it's just another world. The flow of time is different from here. You will get a long period of family time, and it will be the same after you come out."
"I'm scared of him." Bruce shook his head and said, "Others are fine. I can't accept that after staying with Elsa for ten thousand years, she will still bite the children's slide when she comes out. A novice father should not face it.
Such a terrible frustration.”
"You don't sound nervous." Lucifer looked at Bruce and said, "You are even in the mood to joke."
"Because he really can't do that." Bruce smiled and said, "I'm completely sure that you will know soon."
Indeed, very quickly, before Lucifer even had time to clean off the fish's tail, a newborn angel hurried into the Garden of Eden and called Lucifer to Michael's office.
Michael's expression looked particularly complicated, but not as angry as before. Just when Lucifer was about to ask that Wonderful Batman what wonderful anti-gas potion he gave you, Michael threw him a document.
It was a system log that spread to this day, showing some things that had happened in places that they had not noticed during this period of time.
Lucifer will be called here because this matter is related to hell. To be precise, hell is in chaos.
Schiller chose the first step in the entire plan to open all black box investment channels, which was by no means aimless, because Constantine plays an important position in the magic world of all universes.
Not only because he is a popular character, but also because he is the key to the game between heaven and hell, which is both a short-term investment and a long-term gain.
Devils value the roulette game more than angels, so they discovered something was wrong quickly.
They put chips into the roulette wheel for a long time until the countdown ends, the roulette wheel opens to determine the points, and the winner takes away the chips with them.
But now the roulette wheels on the table have begun to disappear in large numbers for no reason, and together with the chips that the devil invested, they disappear as if they have never been in this world.
Note that not only demon monarchs are eligible to participate in gambling, just like the archangels in heaven almost do not gamble, and the ones who attack are basically the people below.
They are not administrators with super high status like Archangels, they are still some kind of energy creatures. This kind of small gambling based on the official handicap is allowed, it is not only a kind of entertainment, but also an incentive.
Compared to heaven, which has a disciplinary committee, hell is really full of gambling.
Some famous Constantines were obviously brought to the big boss's table. They can't touch these, so pick up the less popular ones. Don't think it sounds ridiculous, this game is created by professionals in heaven and hell.
A system for analyzing odds.
A lifespan of several decades is not long for a decent devil. It can even be regarded as real-time gambling with full positive feedback. In hell, there are many devils staring at the market every day, waiting for themselves to beat the bets.
of lottery draw.
But the disappearance of Constantine is equivalent to the delisting of the stocks he bought without any reason. Not only the hope of winning is gone, but the chips invested are also gone. Who can bear this?
Because there are so many gambling demons, even though most of them are harvested leeks, gamblers think they can win, and think that problems with the handicap are the biggest reason that prevents them from getting rich overnight.
Demons also have a society, and the societies of intelligent creatures are similar. Once a large number of people at the bottom make trouble, the people above will have to pay attention.
The demon monarchs are not vegetarians. Their boss is Lucifer. Although Lucifer has returned to heaven, the old guys in hell cannot be ignored. Forget it, people like Beelzebub. Azazel can always be with Lucifer.
Relations between Spain and France are good.
With the help of this relationship, Azazel discovered that every missing Constantine had used some kind of mysterious dark power before - under the united efforts of the demons, this power soon became incompetent.
It's mysterious, Barbatos' name resounds throughout hell.
Now that the real owner has been found, the next step is to come to collect debts, but Barbatos is quite capable. He has defended his hometown of the Source of Darkness so airtight that none of the demons can get in.
Lucifer thought to himself that of course you can't get in, because it's not Barbatos who's defending, but Michael. Michael's main focus in the war was to defend. Lucifer didn't even get into the holy spring he defended back then.
It's impossible for any of these devils to touch Barbatos.
However, the demons do not have administrator rights, so they cannot see what this blockade is about, and they only think that Barbatos is an amazingly difficult opponent.
He deliberately poured his own dark energy into Constantine's body, killed him, plundered everyone's bargaining chips, and then built himself an extremely strong turtle shell to rot all the accounts. It's true that even if the devil comes, he will say it.
A word from the devil.
However, countless demons came to take advantage of the excitement and then returned in despair. No one could break the protective shield. Azazel even took action himself, but nothing happened.
For a moment, the name of Barbatos could stop children from crying at night in hell. The occult circle with sufficient power in the universe dug up all the past of this ancient dragon of darkness and blew it away.
That's a huge mess.
In the end, whether the trash can is overturned in front of your house, or aliens from the sky are calling again, don't ask, it's Barbatos's conspiracy to invade the universe.
As the saying goes, as long as there is enough information, the more you uncover, the more information you get. Can demons who deal with humans every day still find no information about humans? They quickly uncovered the relationship between the Court of Owls, the Disciples of Judas, Barbatos and Gotham.
.
As we all know, Batman is special. The higher the level of power, the clearer the understanding of this fact. But you told me that Batman's power comes from Barbatos?
Something is wrong, nine out of ten. Could it be that some of the strange things that happened before were all Barbatos's work?
The seeds of doubt were planted, and seedlings even sprouted. In the evaluations of the major forces, Barbatos' threat level skyrocketed, and even topped the list in the end.
Putting aside the immediate problems that must be solved, the demon monarchs found that they couldn't figure it out, but they didn't want to lose it in vain. The commotion underneath was getting bigger and bigger, and the whole hell was like a boiling pot of hot oil.
There are countless beings in this world who are stronger than them on one hand, or to put it bluntly, the only ones left are archangels.
Michael looked at the demons begging for him with very complicated emotions, but Lucifer was even more complicated than him.
Is this the solution co-author Bruce mentioned?
I was deceived again, talking about PhD applications and the like, just to elicit my ability to read minds.
I had just promised Bruce that I could read minds, could I pretend to be stupid now?
If he could read minds, he should be able to see that this was a step handed to him and Michael by Bruce.
Lucifer is still the Lord of Hell. For the common people, for the people, and for the demon king who has suffered for most of his life, why can't he bow to Michael? Even for Arrogance, under the current circumstances, the reason is enough
Enough.
If he lowers his head, it means that he is responsible enough. What makes Michael most angry with him is that he just walked away without responsibility. As long as Lucifer is willing to go down this step, the gap between the two of them will disappear.
Can be intact as before.
Lucifer was tempted.
But he still refused to admit it, and in the end his arrogance only turned into a good medicine to clear his memory.
What did Schiller say? If you act arrogant enough, when you bow your head, you can get enough rewards for it.
Of course he has to ask for adequate compensation, Lucifer gritted his teeth and thought, screw Hegel, what did Schiller write in that paper on manipulation?
Lucifer threw the information aside and looked up at Michael, his eyes full of scrutiny and disappointment.
Michael seemed to understand something. He opened his mouth in a panic and said, "No, of course this is not me..."
"It doesn't matter." Lucifer removed his eyes and looked behind Michael and said.
Michael looked at Lucifer in shock, trying to find a half-joking look on his face, but unfortunately there was no such thing. He heard Lucifer say with the same serious tone as his eyes.
"If this is what you want, then I'll give it to you - my dear brother, help me."
God was shocked.
And an unknown psychologist who provided theoretical support for this - wearing a meticulous three-piece suit and a burgundy court-style tie - was standing at the table sorting out books.
He didn't even raise his eyes to look at Constantine, he just said: "Now you still think I made a fuss over you?"
Constantine swallowed. When he opened the door, he saw God, physically, and then suddenly, God, God left in a hurry, even looking like he had been hit hard.
"What did he do to you?" His survival instinct made him change the question.
Schiller stopped what he was doing and looked up out the window. In the hot summer, Gotham was fluttering with colorful flags for the upcoming event. He looked at it for a while and then said.
"He sent me to another world without my consent... and made me spend at least thirty years of extremely boring life."