Schiller walked to the cat's eye and looked out, and found that the people standing outside the door were the Scarecrow and the Pig-faced Professor.
Schiller opened the door and saw that Jonathan and Valentine were still holding gifts in their hands. He frowned and said, "Didn't you receive the text message that the banquet was cancelled?"
"Of course, we received it, but we decided to come today because we might have something to do in the next few days."
Jonathan walked into the house without treating himself as an outsider. After looking up and down, he said with some confusion: "Isn't it a little unexpected? The house looks fine."
"That's because I just packed up."
"Clean the house? You?" Jonathan looked unbelieving.
Schiller was too lazy to argue with him. He was still thinking about how to sew the big hole on the back of the bat doll. At this time, Valentine walked to the sofa and placed the gift box he brought on the table next to him.
"What are you going to do in the next few days?" Schiller asked.
Jonathan snorted coldly and said nothing. Valentin muttered a few words, but Schiller didn't hear it clearly, so he asked again. Jonathan said impatiently: "Don't ask, can't we have a little more time?"
My privacy?"
Schiller narrowed his eyes.
"What's wrong with this thing?" Valentine used his strong arms to lift the bat doll, so that he could not pick it up.
"It's scratched. I'm trying to figure out how to sew it back up, but it keeps showing cotton." Schiller walked over and played with the wings of the bat doll and said.
"How to sew it up? Can't you just sew it up with a thread? Don't you know how to do surgery?" Valentine said a little doubtfully.
"I'm a psychologist...well, the Schiller you are familiar with should be able to do it, but I can't."
"Do you have the tools? This kind of ordinary incision can be sewn in three minutes, and it is guaranteed to leave no scars."
Schiller thought for a while and realized that what he brought over was indeed a set of surgical tools, so he went upstairs to find something for Valentine.
There is an advantage to having a house that is not that big, that is, no matter how good the soundproofing is, you can still hear some sounds from upstairs to downstairs.
"Are we really going?" Valentine seemed a little hesitant, and his voice came intermittently from downstairs, "...it doesn't sound like a good job...maybe there is still room to go..."
"... Do you expect those medical insurance expenses? I don't want to move." Jonathan's always slightly contemptuous voice echoed in the house, "Besides, what difference does it make who works for you?... In short, it's not a big deal...
"
Schiller quickly brought surgical tools, and Valentine directly used surgical sutures to sew up the opening on the back of the bat doll.
"Are you going somewhere else?" Schiller asked.
"We are not your prisoners!" Jonathan said suddenly and explosively: "What does it have to do with you where we are going?! Leave us alone!"
Schiller looked at him with some disgust and said: "I have fallen into other people's ways and have to work for them. Don't say it so grandly. You don't still want to say that you are doing it for freedom, right?"
Jonathan's face turned red from being choked.
"It's not entirely because of the trap." Valentin seemed much more honest. He said, "We stepped on the trap at our own peril, but the price offered by the other party is really high, and we also have to eat."
"Can you shut up?" Jonathan was very dissatisfied with Valentin's attempt to undermine him. He was still trying to make up for himself and said: "How could those childish little traps make us change our minds? We just want to support ourselves. Isn't it worth it?
Is it sarcastic?"
"That's not true. If you didn't describe this cover-up as a 'childish little trap', I would really think you were just after the money." Schiller said with a sneer.
"What qualifications do you have to criticize me?!" Jonathan became anxious again. He stared at Schiller and said, "Don't think that because you have kept the house so clean, I don't know what kind of chaos has occurred here before. Don't you also fall into it?"
Childish little trap'?!"
"But that only affected an insignificant party." Schiller said: "I still maintain the freedom you want most."
"You two will win the first and second place in the tough talk competition." Valentine said to the point.
Both of them fell silent.
"I don't understand, Schiller." Jonathan crossed his arms and asked in genuine confusion: "What on earth are you doing? Why don't you use your mind-reading skills that are always very good? You can't notice it anymore.
Someone had bad intentions and punched him immediately?"
"I'm an ordinary person, I can't read minds."
"It's this again, my ears are almost getting calluses." Jonathan rolled his eyes and said: "I admit that we are limited by our abilities and did not hide away. After all, everyone is having a hard time these days. My experiment in the chemical factory
I stayed up for two nights just for the damn project bonus. My head is not clear to begin with, so it’s normal for me to be fooled.”
"But you, you are a well-known psychologist. What makes you compromise with these clumsy methods? You don't seem to have the slightest intention of letting them see how powerful you are."
"Because I just didn't plan to do this." Schiller said: "You have said that it is difficult for everyone now, can't I live a normal life peacefully?"
Jonathan cursed in a low voice, but finally said: "Anyway, I don't believe that with your ability and temper, you will tolerate them dancing on your head."
"I don't intend to tolerate it. Someone is already in bad luck." Schiller said while watching Valentine stitch the wound.
Jonathan immediately raised his eyebrows, leaned forward with great interest and said, "My name is 321, how about we say that name together?"
"Childish little trap," Schiller commented.
"Okay, I admit that we need something from you, but I don't think that damn Clay will let you go. He has a mysterious list of people like us."
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"What kind of people?"
"There is a fine line between genius and madman." Jonathan was still trying to make up for himself. He said: "It can also be called a high IQ pervert."
"What did he do to you?"
"It's nothing." Jonathan curled his lips and said, "They added something to my solution, which caused me to lose my job. The boss of the project team was so eager to get a smaller bonus that he kicked me out."
"Then he came to you?"
"He committed a murder and framed it on me. His methods were so clumsy that if you saw the scene, you would want to poke your own eyes out."
"Then he asked you to be a tainted witness?"
"Of course he asked me to do the work for him." Jonathan sighed and said, "To be honest, I don't care too much about being framed. The person who died is obviously not simple. If he continues to hang around my house, sooner or later I will
Kill him one day."
"But that guy offered a very high price." Jonathan poked his temple with his finger and said, "Not only did he give me the bonus for that project, he offered me a very high salary, and he also allowed me to advance my salary. You know I
House of……"
"I heard you bought a house in the East End."
"It's this damn house." Jonathan began to scold again: "The price dropped after I bought it, but I still have to pay the damn house loan at a high interest rate. I shouldn't trust this son of a bitch city...
…”
"Okay, let's get to the point." Valentine said: "We can't live in Arkham Asylum forever. We've already told you we're not crazy."
"More importantly, that shabby hospital is too far away from all the factories." Jonathan frowned and said, "Now that all the factories have moved to the west, do we have to drive across most of Gotham from the island to work?"
"Then why don't you just stay in the mental hospital?"
"I don't want to repeat the fact that we are not crazy. What's more important is that Jack has bought a car and a house, so why can't we? And what's the name of the guy upstairs? Anyway, he is a murderous lunatic. He
He even has a girlfriend! And that crocodile, I don’t want to talk about it anymore..."
"I just want to be a professor." Valentine said: "Gotham University School of Medicine has approved my recruitment application, and I just have to go to the interview, but something unexpected happened during the interview."
"Then they framed you too?"
"Absolutely. Their skills in dismembering the body were really bad. I couldn't stand it, so I did it again and was caught red-handed."
"You are simply crazy!" Jonathan scolded.
Valentine mended silently and did not speak. Schiller said: "It seems that you can't let go of the temptation of a high salary, but you want to vent your anger, so you came to me."
"That's pretty much it." Jonathan said: "You know, we actually don't care too much about people saying that we are criminals, and besides, such a high salary is not free, but their committing crimes and framing skills are so poor.
Damn it, I cannot allow such a disgusting classic murder case to be on my criminal resume..."
"Don't worry, as long as you don't take the initiative to publish, there will be no movement in the circle." Schiller picked up the kettle next to him and poured water and said: "As for the ordinary news media, do you care?"
"They can't take pictures of our faces anyway." Jonathan curled his lips and said, "Those people won't let them take pictures either."
After Schiller took a sip of water, he walked over to pick up the gift box they brought over. Jonathan looked a little excited and said, "Are you going to open the gift? Look, this is what we have carefully prepared."
"If there are human heads inside, I will kick you all out."
"It's not that uncreative." Jonathan was very confident.
Schiller opened the outer packaging and found a colorful box inside. He turned the box over and took a look - "The most trusted laundry gift package for housewives, the six-in-one function can solve all your laundry problems."
There was also a not-for-sale label underneath. Schiller turned around and discovered that this manufacturer turned out to be the factory where Jonathan worked.
"Isn't this your company?" Schiller asked with some confusion.
"You actually know where I work?!"
"Didn't you say it yourself?" Schiller looked at Jonathan with a retarded look and said, "You showed off in the chat section that you joined a new company."
"It doesn't count as joining, I am their consultant." Jonathan said: "It is a company that produces laundry products. This is the latest research and development results of our project team."
Schiller opened the packaging box with the advertising slogan and found that there was a large bottle of laundry detergent and two refill packs, a box of laundry beads, two bottles of stain removal spray, a box of washing powder, and a pack of care beads.
"This is the sample I took out before I left. It is now on the market and selling very well. This thing can solve the clothing cleaning needs in all situations."
Jonathan began to introduce to Schiller, "Laundry detergent is poured into the washing machine to clean ordinary clothes. Laundry beads are used to care for clothes with special fabrics. They are also added directly to the washing machine to ensure that the washing machine will never remove some special fabrics."
The clothes are washed out and the fragrance remains extremely long-lasting.”
"Decontamination spray can dissolve any oil stains and hard-to-remove things with just one spray, especially blood stains. It doesn't matter even if it has been left for a long time. Laundry powder is used to soak large-area stains in advance and can even reach industrial-grade removal."
dirty effect."
"The care beads are added to the steam ironing machine for steam dry cleaning. They can also ensure that the fabric will not be burned by steam and can be cleaned very clean at the same time."
Schiller thought about it. In the past few days, he had been going to the night market, going to the supermarket, killing people and dismembering bodies, and visiting corpse dumping sites. If his expensive suits were sent to the dry cleaners, it would be an astonishing sum.
cost.
That's great, but it's not just housewives who need this kind of laundry gift package, he needs it too.
