After starting to visit the market, Schiller finally understood the arrogant group of friends. Now he felt that Stark would never buy it, so he wanted to buy it and take it with him.
In the end, Ultron called the driving recorder of the car near the beach and looked at the surrounding situation before giving up Schiller's idea of buying a tent.
According to Ultron, Stark's hardware was well prepared. The canopy, tables, chairs, ovens, etc. were all prepared in a decent manner. He even prepared curtains and projectors. Schiller knew that he
What do you plan to see?
But he didn't see him preparing anything else. Schiller knew that Stark was a very traditional American. Maybe he followed the principle of bringing his own ingredients for camping parties, as many backyard parties were like.
Since he wanted to buy ingredients, Schiller had to go to the fresh food area. He planned to buy some fish. In addition to his own taste, others also liked his fish cooking skills.
In fact, it can't be called a craft at all. These gringos have never liked eating whole fish because they find it fishy, so they are very curious about how Schiller makes the whole fish so delicious.
Schiller had seen the way white people handle fish a long time ago, and even saw some people put the fish into the pot without removing the internal organs. It was strange that there was no fishy smell.
The United States is very suitable for fishing because of the flooded water system, and many fishes return to various seaports to spawn. They are all very delicious, but because many people don't know how to handle them, they either turn them into fish fillets or fish.
Fish puree has completely lost the delicious flavor of fish.
Schiller knew that except for him, almost no one here could handle whole fish, so he bought a few plump trout and some small miscellaneous fish that the locals didn't like to eat, and planned to take them.
After going back, use the kitchen of the resort cabin to do some simple processing, and then you can make grilled fish.
In addition, Schiller also bought some chicken. Ladies tend to prefer chicken legs, but the way Americans handle chicken is also lackluster. They either make it into fried chicken or chicken pie, or it has too many calories, or
Not very tasty.
Chicken is often seen on barbecues, but it is not very popular, because if you think about it, it is not as oily as beef. After roasting, it is mostly dry and tasteless. If you want to roast it well,
To eat, it must be marinated in advance.
Schiller has also attended many backyard parties, most of which were invited by patients of Arkham Sanatorium. In short, they are consumers of the immortality factor. Their taste is not bad, but every time Schiller prepares the ingredients
They are all very popular, and many people privately ask Schiller for the secret recipe.
Schiller's so-called secret recipes are actually the most basic Chinese food processing methods, bleeding, gutting, soaking in salt water, pickling, and if that doesn't work, just add some random spices and cook them, and the strange smell will be gone.
Schiller bought a lot of things for processing food, and returned to the vacation house in large packages and small rolls. He first put the fish in the tank into the refrigerator to freeze them unconscious, so as to prevent them from being jumped up and slapped when killing the fish.
Next, remove the feathers from the whole chicken, process the internal organs, soak them in water to remove the blood, and then start processing the spices and vegetables.
It was very hot now, and Schiller himself had no appetite to eat barbecue, so he decided to make some cold dishes. What surprised him was that even in such a remote town, he could still meet Chinese vendors and buy some
A lot of ingredients and spices arrived.
Schiller is going to make a dish of lemongrass and lemon cold chicken and spicy and sour fish skin. Considering that there are some ladies who want to stay in shape and have lighter tastes, Schiller has also prepared various ingredients for iced fruits and cold noodles.
You can eat them together.
Schiller actually doesn't know how to cook, especially those Chinese dishes that are very complicated to stir-fry and stir-fry. He didn't know how to cook in his previous life, and he has no conditions to do so after being reborn.
But thanks to the god of short videos, after all, Schiller was Chinese in his last life. He has more ways to search for recipes on Tiktok than foreigners, and he can also easily tell whether the dish is delicious or not, and these fools
Just follow the recipe step by step and there is no difficulty at all, so Schiller has been obsessed with cooking recently.
Although many short videos are about fierce operations, and the final product is still a refined version of white people's meal, but after all, there are many Chinese living in the United States, and there are many international students. Recently, Xu Shangqi opened an account specifically for
Teach people how to cook Chinese food.
The name of his Tiktok is also very interesting. When translated, it probably means "Unbearable Xu Shangqi". The avatar is of a chef from Hell's Kitchen. The first video pinned below is his unbearable complaints about white people.
He was the first Tiktoker that Schiller paid attention to, because his complaint video was very popular at the time and resonated with many Chinese Americans and international students living in the United States.
And the food teaching videos he later made were also very successful, mainly because he taught not traditional Chinese dishes, but some improved dishes, such as the lemongrass lemon chicken that Schiller made today, which is actually an American version of Chinese food plus Southeast Asian food.
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In China, spicy and sour chicken feet are generally eaten, but few people here in the United States eat chicken feet, so Xu Shangqi changed this dish to Cantonese-style boiled chicken mixed with lemon and Southeast Asian spices. Is it good?
Eating it is second, the key is that it is very simple, even simpler than many white people's meals.
After Schiller made it a few times, he discovered that it was not that important whether it was authentic or not, as long as it tasted good.
In fact, many Chinese Americans in the United States don’t cook for themselves not because they don’t know how to cook, but because the conditions here are really unsupportive. It’s okay to not be able to buy spices and the like. There is no uniform standard for meat processing here, and it’s even more so.
There are so many kinds. Sometimes you buy a piece of meat, and the smell can stay in the kitchen for several days, almost as good as a biochemical weapon.
Schiller decided to give up after stepping on the trap of pork a few times. After all, there are many fried chickens here, and the chance of chicken being cheated is relatively small. If combined with some ingredients commonly used in Western food such as lemon, it will basically not
Something went wrong.
What Schiller makes are semi-finished products. For example, the chicken and seasonings are separated, and various ingredients for cold noodles are not added. Not only to keep it fresh, but also to give others a sense of participation.
After working for a long time, it was almost time. Schiller packed various materials into the Lock and Lock box he just bought and called the resort to call a car.
Unexpectedly, it was not the resort staff who arrived, but Ultron. He got himself another body, and his hands were still inlaid with colorful fake gems.
He helped Schiller carry things to the car, and then acted as a driver without complaint. Schiller was a little confused by his sudden attentiveness. Could this guy want a salary increase again?
Ultron seemed to have noticed Schiller's doubts. He said in a boastful way while driving: "I have added a taste bud system to myself, which can rate food by sensing its taste. Today I am going to have a feast."
"What kind of technology is this?" Schiller found it a bit strange. How can a robot taste? And why should it taste?
"The material was provided by Helen. I heard it is the tongue of a certain mechanical race in the universe. It took them a long time to evolve taste buds. As for the purpose, it is probably for enjoyment."
"The same to you?"
"No, I'm here to score. You always say who cooks delicious food and who cooks bad food. Now you are about to have an objective and fair judge."
"It's ridiculous," Schiller commented: "If you were in Hell's Kitchen, you would be the first one out."
"It doesn't matter what you said." Ultron took out his mobile phone. No matter how many times he saw it, Schiller still found this scene ridiculous - a robot took out his mobile phone!
But soon Schiller was attracted by the content on his phone. It was a Tiktoker's homepage. Schiller went over and took a look, and it turned out to be Ultron's own homepage, and it actually said that he was a robot.
But the first point that Schiller paid attention to was, "Aren't all your fans here just yourself? Are you going to use your hundreds of billions of clones to do this??"
Ultron curled his lips in a very humane manner and said: "I'm not that boring. These are real people, fans that I have accumulated with great difficulty."
"What kind of videos do you make?" Schiller asked.
"Of course it's a robot evaluation." Ultron shook his head and said.
"Why do others believe you are a robot?" Schiller wondered from the bottom of his heart. He said, "Even if you have a moving mechanical body, it may be controlled by humans."
"They have to believe it even if they don't believe it, because most of the people commenting below are myself."
"Aren't you still buying a naval force?"
"This is different, I don't have to pay."
Schiller shook his head. He picked up his mobile phone and searched for the account he just saw. He found that there were many fans, but except for the comments written by Ultron himself, most of them were just people who had fun and didn't believe there was such a thing.
The robot that surfs the Internet, I think this must be another gimmick created by a certain robot company.
But despite this, everyone found it very interesting, because you can even see a robot visiting Internet cafes around the world, and the comments below are all ridiculous and funny.
"Aren't you going to open an account?" Ultron asked: "The demand is very high. Everyone really wants to hear your analysis of all kinds of troubles in life."
"That's why I don't understand. Ordinary people's troubles can be roughly divided into two categories. One is purely unlucky and there is no need to analyze it at all. The other type is that even if they analyze it, they can't do it and it won't work."
"I thought you would be happy to be a life coach and help people achieve better mental health."
"Come on, they can even get happiness from looking at your account. Isn't that healthy enough?"
After Schiller paused, he continued: "It is for professional reasons that I cannot express my opinions at will on the Internet. Psychology is a very magical subject. Once you gain people's trust, it is easy to let them
Believe how it is.”
"Nowadays, many people respect me and think that I have a strong professional level. They subconsciously trust me very much, so anything I say may be regarded as a guideline by them."
"If I do some pathological analysis of negative emotions, it will be easy for them to apply it to myself, resulting in negative psychological implications, which is not beneficial to mental health."
"Once I mentioned some symptoms of depression and anxiety, although they are indeed pathological symptoms of the disease, people are prone to such symptoms in daily life, but this does not mean that they are sick. Once they always
If you hint to yourself in this way, you will be more likely to have problems."
Ultron nodded, thinking that what Schiller said made sense, then he slowly stopped the car and said: "We are here."