In the multiverse within the scope of the Marvel Omniverse, a terrible disaster occurred.
The Laughing Bat sneaked into Marvel through unknown means, used a conspiracy to steal the dream power of Doctor Strange, and used his dreams to play a movie within the omnipotent universe - a stunning 11-hour masterpiece.
"Star Core Rescue".
That's right, it's not 7 hours, but 11 hours. This is not the version that Eddie originally cut according to Schiller's request, but the version that Laughter made after he got the videotape, modified, deleted, added and re-edited it.
published version.
To what extent is the lethality of this version, let’s put it this way. After one night, players from the big Eastern countries began to collectively log on to major platforms to give Three Kingdoms Killer rave reviews, calling it a historical masterpiece of game balance. Western players flocked to various platforms.
The website frequently praises Overwatch 2, calling it a cultural heritage with excellent operational strategies.
Of course, more ordinary people who don't play anything can only feel the endless mental impact from this shocking giant shit. This kind of impact can even kill Greedy, let alone other people whose mental strength is not as strong as his.
Ordinary people.
After a terrifying night, when everyone woke up in the morning, it didn't feel like they had woken up from sleep, but more like they had risen from the dead.
Then after people wake up a little bit, they confirm with the people close to them or the netizens they usually chat with. When they find that the other person has also had the same dream, they know that this is not a whim of their own brain, pieced together at will.
The super bad movie that came out was deliberately shot and released by someone.
What followed was an endless wave of bad reviews.
No matter which video platform or website it is, as long as there is a discussion function, all the comments below will turn into curses about this terrible bad movie. No matter how humorous netizens and bloggers are, they can't say anything with ridicule at this time.
The nature of the comments, everyone is purely insulting.
And the target of the release is not just the earth, but all the dreaming creatures in the entire universe. They were forced to watch the entire movie in a dream state, and they were not allowed to fall asleep halfway, leave their sight, or simply quit.
You see, no matter how bad it is, you have to endure these 11 hours. The whole bad movie is as if it has been poured into your brain and you will never forget it.
So the wave of negative reviews swept across the entire universe, and it affected every single universe, every multiverse composed of single universes, and every plural multiverse composed of multiverses, until it spread to the entire omnipotent universe.
As of the evening, this movie has basically received a 99% negative review rate. As for why it is not 100%, it can only be said that there are still some people with unique tastes in such a large universe, although most of them are also trying to die.
He has a tough mouth and grits his teeth just to show off his unique taste, but he still contributes his share to the 1% praise.
But the end of the praise group came at 10:00 in the evening. Most of the intelligent creatures who closed their eyes and went to bed at this time saw a familiar figure again - Robbins whizzing by on a bicycle.
The movie started playing again.
Then another 11 long hours passed, and the whole scene could be said to be Fan Dabai entering a mental hospital - the doctor was crazy.
One after another, the wails sounded at the same time in the morning. Everyone was lying on the bed helpless, and they could not even think of more vicious words to insult this terrible nightmare.
This nightmare does not really cause any damage to the human spirit. Its principle is the same as ordinary dreams, and it will not cause harm to the human body. Although 11 hours have passed in the dream, the time consumed in the real world
It may be longer or shorter, mainly depending on the thinking speed of different people. Races with faster thinking speeds may only need 10 minutes of sleep to finish these 11 hours. Humans with average thinking speeds may need 4 to 5 hours.
, just in line with the deep sleep time that humans need.
In other words, this thing cannot cause any substantial harm, either mentally or physically, so the only problem is that this movie is really bad.
On the first day, people were still in the mood to curse on various short video media. On the second day, some people started to panic. Should they come every day from now on?!
When they woke up on the third day and found that the dream had still come, everyone was completely shattered. Government departments finally could not sit idly by and began to take various measures to appease the people and stop panic.
But just because this thing can't cause any harm, and most people haven't studied dreams, they don't know how to stop it. Everyone just dreams about this bad movie over and over again at night.
Don’t tell me, Nick’s crisis drill is going to be used now, isn’t it? Not long after the rescue of the Star Core Space Station ended, people had not even had time to evacuate in the United Nations Parliament Hall, and they began to study how to end this terrible situation on the spot.
Bad movie nightmare.
Humanity's current level of technology and magic has not yet reached a level that can fully understand the principles of human subconsciousness and dreams, so it is basically helpless.
The Supreme Mage knows about the existence of the Nightmare Dimension, but Nightmare is different from other demons. It is difficult to communicate in normal ways. And since this incident, there has been no movement in the Nightmare Dimension, and Strange cannot find this.
The existence of dimensions.
Stark has also studied brain science, but unfortunately, controlling the dreams of the Marvel world requires authority. It does not mean that you can control dreams by scientifically discovering the relationship between the subconscious and dreams. Stealing authority requires special methods, otherwise you will laugh wildly.
There is no need to use Tiger Leaving the Mountain to activate Doctor Strange, who has the power of dreams.
So in the end, after much discussion, it was impossible to solve this bad movie nightmare from its root cause.
But the good thing is that dreams are not necessary for human beings. Since all dreams have been turned into bad movie nightmares, we might as well stop dreaming at all.
The final plan discussed by various countries is for brain science laboratories in various countries to take the lead in starting technical cooperation. They will first research drugs that can keep people awake for a long time, first let the most important group of scientists get rid of the bad movie universe, and then
If we use this group of scientists to study things that completely block dreams, we might as well stop dreaming together.
This idea of human beings is also the idea of most civilizations in the universe, because it can be said that almost all civilizations do not have the authority to control dreams, so they can only start from the terminal. Since they cannot change the universe, then change themselves - Lao Tzu
No more dreaming.
Humanity's technological level is not very good, and it takes years to research it. However, there are many humanoid civilizations that are very technologically advanced. They can easily come up with sober drugs that can keep people awake for months or even years. Star
Ke obtained this technology through good relations with various civilizations. After spending about a week improving it, he basically had a sobering potion with no side effects.
Although the output is relatively small, it can at least be used by the first batch of researchers. After the researchers get rid of the nightmare of bad movies, they can find a way to put it into mass production.
There are also many underdeveloped civilizations, like human civilization, that are troubled by the nightmare of bad movies, but cannot quickly come up with countermeasures.
Schiller used the AI Iron Man's information flow throughout the multiverse to connect among them, and established a technological version of the Holy Sanctuary "Cosmic Information Administration" to help various civilizations in the universe obtain the information that can suppress bad movies as quickly as possible.
Nightmare technology.
In exchange, AI Iron Man can obtain various rule samples from these universes for dismantling and analysis. Of course, generally speaking, the abstract entities of the universe will not agree, because even if this information is not unique and can be regenerated,
Not just any cat or dog can take it away.
But now special situations are treated specially. Yes, these abstract entities have also experienced the nightmare of bad movies. I don’t know how many universes have learned to vomit for the first time in eternity.
AI Iron Man is very satisfied with this deal. Schiller discovered that this special Iron Man seems to have a collecting habit. A lot of information is useless even if it is disassembled, let alone used by him to optimize himself. But he just wants to disassemble and analyze it.
Then they are stored together, like a hamster that stuffs its cheeks when it is full.
In this disaster, all civilizations in the universe have united as never before. There has never been such a scene of mutual help, harmony and friendship in the universe. Under the threat of the nightmare of bad movies, fighting has been going on in recent times.
All civilizations have ceased to exist, and races that have been feuding for centuries have put aside their grudges.
In fact, it stands to reason that this disaster will only happen to races that can dream and cannot control whether they dream or not. No matter how difficult it is, it should not be so large, because not every race is as weak as humans, and many mechanical civilizations
We stopped dreaming tens of millions of years ago.
But Naihe Kuangxiao not only felt good about himself, he was also very good at what he did. Not only did he steal the power of the dream world, he also used the same method as Schiller's previous plan, which was information intrusion and directly used technical means to advance the underlying protocols of mechanical civilization.
, and wrote the code for this entire crappy movie.
As a result, mechanical civilization is even more unlucky, and the operating logic of the entire civilization has become a bad movie. With eyes closed, it is "Robbins accidentally gets an invisibility cloak", and with eyes open, it is "Mysterio fighting elemental monsters."
Of course, the first ones to bear the brunt of the disaster are the Skrulls and the Kree. The two of them have a very high degree of mechanization, especially the Supreme Intelligence, which has been blocked now. He is the one who has seen it the most in the entire universe.
The code structure has symptoms of crash.
As a last resort, the Skrulls and the Kree, who had been feuding over the Millennium War, sent letters of greetings to each other and launched in-depth technical cooperation. In order to speed up the flow of technology, the Shi'ar Empire also took the initiative to lower the cost of using the large portal.
The Great Empire established an anti-bad movie alliance and stood together regardless of past grudges.
In this way, crazy laughter, a miraculous shit, caused a shit situation that has not happened in the entire universe for millions of years.