In an endless mysterious void, three huge golden heads appeared. These are the three sides of the Life Court, representing justice, demand and revenge respectively.
Under the head, a huge golden body turned into the floor of the Tribunal, with the bodies of the five abstract entities listed on it. On the left were Galactus and Annihilation, on the right were Death and Infinity, and facing three huge heads.
is eternal.
In the lower left corner of the golden body, which is also northeast of the trial court, sits the jury. Most of them are strong men from various multiverses who have controlled part of the rules of the universe. Some are strong men at the omnipotent universe level. In the lower right corner
It is the witness box waiting to be summoned. The people sitting here have different levels of power, but most of them are related to this incident.
In the past thousand years, the Tribunal of Life has never held court with such a large-scale battle, because the Tribunal of Life has the absolute right to rule the almighty universe. He is both the presiding judge and the prosecutor, and one person can complete the whole process.
All legal processes do not require hearings and court trials.
But this time is obviously of a special nature. The disaster of bad movie nightmares has swept across the entire Almighty Universe, but the source of this disaster cannot be easily judged. This time, the Life Tribunal also asked its big boss before making a decision.
set the tone of the trial.
Generally speaking, it is fair, just, and open. The plaintiff is the administrator of the universe represented by the five abstract entities. The reason for the prosecution is that Schiller endangers the stability of the almighty universe by spreading bad movie nightmares, and Schiller accepted the summons and came to court.
You can present evidence to prove your innocence. The Life Tribunal will serve as the adjudicator, listen to the opinions of both parties, make a fair ruling, and make the results public to all victims of the Almighty Universe.
Schiller came very quickly. He arrived almost as soon as the court stalls were rolled out. Yongheng breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this guy didn't resist coming to court, otherwise it would have been really troublesome.
But who is the guy following him? Everyone is thinking so, is it the bodyguard or lawyer he hired?
Wait a minute, this dressing style, this sharp teeth, this crazy laugh... The face not covered with rags at the front of the Court of Life widened his eyes. He was frantically sending messages to the big boss in the background.
.
Help, some shit got in!
But now I realize that it is indeed a bit late. Schiller has even come, and this guy's face has been basically seen by everyone present. The copyright fee has been paid.
Wait, isn't this Schiller's conspiracy? Several abstract entities exchanged glances with each other. The more they thought about it, the more they thought that maybe just because we brought him to court, he would just stop doing it. Please, everyone.
Eating shit together is simply vicious!
But the matter has come to this point, and the trial has to be held. As the deputy presiding judge, Yongheng pointed to Schiller at the defendant's seat. Schiller walked over and sat down calmly, and talked with the AI in the witness box next to him.
Iron Man exchanged a look.
Yongheng cleared his throat and said: "We won't talk too much. Schiller, you must be very clear about the reason why you are here. Let me tell the truth. Regarding the things you did in your single universe and multiverse before,
We may not care about small movements, but this time the movements are too great and have caused substantial harm to the stability of the Almighty Universe, so we have to put you on trial."
It sounds like a threat, but it's more like a reminder. The general meaning is actually saying that if you don't make such a big noise, we don't want to embarrass you.
After all, it is obvious from the previous few trials that this strange psychiatrist has an inexplicable relationship with the big boss, and his relationship with the neighbor’s big boss is even deeper. As long as it is not too much, no one will
I am willing to cause trouble for people with this kind of relationship.
Yongheng desperately hinted that as long as you keep your head down and promise not to do it again next time, we will reduce the big issue to a trivial matter and just sentence you to a multiverse prison sentence. You will stay in your own one-third of an acre and ensure that no one can go there.
Looking for trouble for you.
Unexpectedly, Schiller pinched his neck and said: "I protest! You are completely wronging a good person! This was not done by me at all!"
"Keep your voice down!" Eternal said: "Be careful of the roaring court! Tell me again, was it you who did this?"
He feels that he has given Schiller enough face. Now that the evidence is on the record, if you still want to retract your confession in court, it would be better if you were exiled from the single universe, right?
Wait, he seems to have been exiled. Damn it, why couldn't the big boss throw him farther away and stick him to the wall next door?!
"I said, I didn't do this." Schiller said categorically: "Not only was it not done by me, I was also a victim, and my personality traits were restarted because of the bad movies spread in the dream. I ask you
Compensate these space administrators!"
All the abstract entities stared wide-eyed, and even the jury was whispering, is this person crazy or something? Let’s not talk about whether you did it. Look at the monsters and monsters around you and ask them what they want.
compensation?!
Schiller did not stop, he covered his chest and said heartbrokenly: "I am just an ordinary psychiatrist, and I also suffer from autism spectrum disorder. My own mental state is not as good as ordinary people. As a result, you space administrators have neglected their duties and caused
The dream was invaded and caused great mental trauma to me. I demand that you pay compensation for my mental losses!"
"Wait a minute." Yongheng said with a headache: "You said you didn't do this. Do you have any evidence?"
Schiller pointed to the side and said, "He is the best evidence."
Everyone turned around and saw that this "him" was the Laughing Bat.
My head hurts even more forever.
But he didn't have a headache first. He would still have a headache later, because at this time, the Laughing Bat opened his mouth to speak.
"You damn stupid ants, what do you think you are, a superior judge? No, you are wrong, absolutely wrong!"
Schiller turned into gray mist, and added all the words of The Laughing Bat with red capital letters on a black background and thick burr-edged trembling fonts, putting the subtitles in front of everyone's eyes, making it impossible not to read them.
"You have created the universe, but you have never understood it. You are just like mechanical walking zombies, making the universe as boring as you. And I just create a little chaos in this boring universe.
I prefer to call it a bit of color in the boring paleness, but you are so despicable and superficial that you attribute this to a crime, and you can't even see through the source behind this "amazing" artistic creation. You can't understand this at all.
The mystery of the imagery contained in it!”
Although the Chinese text doesn't look long, it is already a short essay when translated into English. Because the subtitles are too long, the entire courtroom is now flooded with red letters on a black background.
It took a lot of effort for Yongheng to reach out and push away the pile of subtitles piled in front of his eyes, and roared at Schiller: "That's enough! Schiller! Get this thing away!!!"
The gray fog dispersed a little, but Eternal roared even more collapsed: "You know I'm not talking about subtitles!!!"
And because this trial was broadcast live within the omnipotent universe, that is, all victims could see it. At this moment, countless civilized people were covering their eyes or wailing with their receptors. What the hell is this?! My eyes.
!!!!
But it wasn’t over yet. The Laughing Bat was still talking. After belittling all the abstract entities present in a long series of words, he began to analyze his film, and he used the kind of language that looked like the Joker and a little bit of Batman.
But in fact the two styles are completely unrelated.
"Oh, Robbins was a poor little guy. I met him in an alley. He and his companions were, how should I say, like stray dogs abandoned by this society. I have to say
, New York, a place scarier than Gotham, but without the artistry of Gotham. You must understand the uniqueness of Gotham in order to compare the difference between the two, and Robbins is just the biggest of these small differences.
An unimportant part, he will not be the first, nor will he be the last, and everything he does after that is imposed on him by this social layer, and it is also the most perfect artistry that I will extract from it.
…”
The maniacally laughing speech cannot be said to be restrained, it can only be said to be out of tune. If he was the only one, he might not be so lethal, but there is a complimentary person next to him.
Schiller not only provided him with subtitles that suited his aesthetic throughout the whole process, but also provided complete academic annotations for various uncommon words that he used. When he paused, he would also use "huh?" and "oh——"
, "Huh?" to connect, and when appropriate, they will also ask "So what do you think here?", "Is this how you see this?", "So that's the case, so what about here?".
Kuangxiao has never experienced this kind of treatment. He spends 90% of his time singing one-man shows. Today, he suddenly met a perfect supporting actor who can play opposite him and make him happy. How can his acting personality be maintained?
A complete explosion?
However, Gray Fog has many functions. In addition to changing subtitles, it can also be turned into a projection to play movies, and it can even be turned into a holographic projection to display certain fragments of the movie in a three-dimensional way.
Now, the Judgment Conference has completely turned into a viewing conference for the powerful people in the universe, or in other words, it has directly turned into a public shit-eating conference for powerful people in the universe.
You said you want to leave, but that won't work. The Life Tribunal is still here to watch. Once the trial begins, it will not stop until a result is reached.
But if you want to stop them, that won't work. They are listing evidence, because if you want to prove who directed this film, the director and screenwriter have to come out and explain their own shooting ideas and details, such as where and what techniques were used.
, which actors were met and what equipment were used.
This is all evidence that is highly probable and universal. Since fairness must be ensured, the hearing of these evidences cannot be refused. Otherwise, the omnipotent universe-level experts are somewhat blind to the law. They never thought about it before they came.
The jury had to hear the whole thing, which meant they had to watch the 11-hour piece of crap all over again.
What's even more disastrous is that the director of this bad movie was actually present and walked through the whole process of this bad movie from screenwriting to preparation to directing to shooting to editing, and even mixed in the process.
It is mixed with countless divergent thoughts that are almost impossible to determine whether it is off topic or deliberately gibberish, and next to it is a chaotic subtitle with red capital letters on a black background.
Only then did they realize that Schiller didn't want everyone to eat shit, he wanted everyone to drown in shit, and he also wanted them to watch him swim butterfly in the sea of shit while he was sinking, and praised him for being a mountain of shit.
The most flexible maggot in the sea.
When I found out that five hours had passed and Laughter hadn't even finished talking about Robbins, I couldn't stand it any longer.
He gave death a look, death gave the life court a look, and the life court gave the big boss OAA a look through the backstage.
Finally, as the sixth hour was approaching and most of the participating members of the jury and witness box had turned pale, the Life Tribunal received a reply from the big boss, which simply summed it up in one sentence: "If it doesn't work, withdraw."
Well said, where to evacuate? Is there any place in the Almighty Universe that is not stained with shit?
Wait, is there a way to go to the next universe?
Doujie! Yes! Doujie!
Have there been a bunch of superheroes who said they've been to the fighting world before? Don't worry about what it's for. The water in the septic tank is almost up to your neck and you still choose a lifebuoy style?
Run! Run!
Immediately, someone with sharp eyes discovered that AI Iron Man opened a blue portal, and the atmosphere of a strange world appeared behind the portal.
Who can sit here with weak hands? As soon as the portal opened, colorful lights flashed on the witness stand. In an instant, it was like eight immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers. I was afraid that if I walked a second late, I would be overtaken by shit.
The jury couldn't sit still after looking at it. If you run away, then this shit can't be directed at us? No matter where it is, even a mountain of swords and a sea of fire is better than a shit pit, so I'll do it!
In almost the same time as the meeting, the witness box and the jury were all gone. Death has the lowest bottom line among all abstract entities. He swooped into the portal without paying any attention to the life and death of his brothers and sisters. Eternal left one
Infinite, annihilated with his right hand, and kicked the star with his feet. The whole family rushed into the portal while rolling and crawling.
Of course, these are all M-bodies of the original body. The real universe manager itself is a string of code rules and has no entity. But even so, the M-body of the original body is much more powerful than a single body or a clone of the multiverse.
In the end, only the Court of Life, Kuangxiao and Schiller were left in the entire court. Adam's figure gradually appeared. Schiller, who reappeared in human form from the gray mist, was about to take a step over there when Adam stretched out his hands and screamed: "
Don't come here! I'll go by myself!"
After saying that, he stared in the direction of Schiller and Laughing, adjusted his body posture, and flew towards the portal. In the end, only Laughing and Schiller's big eyes were left in the entire universe.
"Whatever you are looking at, your audience is gone." Schiller shrugged and said, "This trick is easy to use, but it's a pity that it can only be used once."
"...You're using me?"
"You are kidding, who can take advantage of you?" Schiller also walked towards the portal and said, "If you don't come, I will close the door."
Kuangxiao paused for a moment, Kuangxiao came over, Kuangxiao stopped by the door, Kuangxiao was hesitating.
