"Are we really not going out to help them?" Tim held a gun in both hands, squatting behind the overturned police car and watching Schiller and Deadpool open potato chips.
"I've really been curious for a long time." Schiller said to himself: "What do the potato chips made of building blocks taste like?"
Deadpool had already opened a package, threw a piece into his mouth, chewed it and said, "I'm more curious about where all the food we eat goes without a digestive tract?"
"You're so disgusting." Tim put down the gun and opened a pack of cookies. After taking a bite, he exclaimed and said, "Look, I bit off a quarter of it perfectly. Or should I say, building blocks?"
Can you only bite off a quarter?"
Deadpool found that he could only bite off half of the potato chips in his hand. He opened a pack of Pocky curiously and found that he could only bite off a quarter at a time.
He held the remaining half in his mouth like a cigarette and said, "It's really boring."
"Are you sure? This is the family-friendly rated universe you've always dreamed of! It's always PG!"
Deadpool's eyes widened in disbelief. Tim threw the last cookie into his mouth, chewed it and said, "That's normal. Fighting between brick people can't be considered violence, right? After all, no one will die at all."
His arms and legs can be reattached, and there’s no better family movie than this.”
"But my arms and legs can also be reattached." Deadpool shouted with some dissatisfaction: "Even if I turn into minced meat, I can recover. Isn't this a family fun?"
"If you are mute, there is still some hope." Schiller commented very pertinently.
"I don't think we can follow them anymore." Tim stuck his head out and looked outside, and then said: "I will never understand what happened with Batman and the Joker, or we should just do it alone."
"Do you have any ideas?" Schiller began to study the bottled beverage, turning the bottle around to read the ingredient list.
"My computer skills are not bad. Find me a computer and I should be able to find a way to find the location of the brick factory. Maybe I can also hack into the production line and ask them to help us produce some."
“Where do the ingredients come from?”
"Well, they should have the raw materials, right?" Tim scratched his head and said.
"But what we need is not just a few building blocks. As you said, if these building blocks are transported to the real world and are of ordinary size, then I am afraid that a huge number of building blocks will be needed."
"I do remember the raw material formula of plastic, but I feel that the building blocks in this world are not made of plastic. Otherwise, how could these things move on their own?" Tim thought and said, "I guess there may be magic interference in this.
.”
Schiller nodded approvingly. In fact, he wanted to give a thumbs up, but his current hands really couldn't do it. He said: "If you want to get so many building blocks, ordinary means will definitely not work. We have to
Find out what’s going on in this world.”
"You mean how did this brick universe come about?"
"Absolutely." Schiller said: "Perhaps from the perspective of a bystander, it is not strange at all to use building blocks to make a movie, but in the movie there must be a truth, a truth about the nature of the world, and it will not say
You are just building blocks to be played with."
"I understand, this universe has its own origin story, and we have to explore this origin. It is best to find a way to mass-produce building blocks." Tim nodded.
Deadpool had already finished a bag of potato chips, and his cheeks were bulging. As he chewed, he said vaguely: "Then what are you waiting for? Let's set off."
"It's not urgent yet," Schiller said: "The equipment we brought in from outside is not very easy to use. After all, we didn't expect that we would be turned into little building blocks. It's better to get a batch of local equipment."
"You mean..."
When Barbara's police car arrived, she saw a person standing in the middle of the road. She raised her hands high and said to the driver: "Stop."
She raised her gun and got out of the car. When the lights of the police car were turned off, Barbara saw that it was a man in a white coat who did not look like a dangerous person.
"Sorry, ma'am, I want to surrender."
"What crime have you committed?"
"Are you sure you want to talk about this here?"
In the background behind Schiller, the Joker chases a Batman, then is chased back by another Batman.
Barbara covered her forehead, sighed and said, "Put them in the car and let's go back to the police station."
With a click, the cell door was closed. Schiller found that the hand made of this small curved plastic piece was very suitable for grasping the cell railing, so he did so and said to Barbara who was gradually walking away:
"Ma'am, I think you should listen to my explanation..."
Barbara ignored him and walked further and further away. While checking the door lock, Schiller said: "If you don't listen to my explanation, then you won't blame me if something happens."
He looked at the lock carefully. This lock was not an ordinary building block, but a very delicate mechanical structure. It could only be opened with a suitable key. If he guessed correctly, there was an oval on the top of the key.
The ring has a straight stick underneath, and there is a square protrusion at the end of the stick.
Who could this cartoon key stop? Schiller opened the broken lock in just three strokes.
Sneaking out of the cell, I found that Tim had come out a long time ago, and even knocked out a guard. He made a gesture to Schiller - which was actually nothing more than a gesture - and then dragged the guard into the utility room.
"Deadpool has been brought up for interrogation, and now there are only two people in the cell down here." Tim said in a low voice when he walked out of the utility room. He said: "The police station's super equipment warehouse is underground, but there are three
There are several security gates, one of which was set up by Batman and requires a password and password."
"It's not a big problem." Schiller said, "Do you know where the door is?"
"This way, follow me."
Tim took Schiller to the end of the corridor. After opening a door, there was a corridor for safe passage. There was a small freight elevator at the end of the corridor. After Tim walked in, he pressed the ground button twice, and the bottom light came on.
An underground sign was set up.
"You asked too clearly." Schiller couldn't help but sigh.
"I said if he didn't cooperate, I would pour lemon juice into his head."
"Too cruel."
"Who says it isn't?"
After the elevator door opened, a corridor full of technology appeared in front of him. Schiller said: "I still want to ask, why is it called the super equipment warehouse?"
"This is the emergency weapons arsenal prepared by Batman for the Gotham Police Department. It contains lethal force technology across the ages."
"The kind that can break apart a person's parts with one blow?"
"Not only that, it can even break up the parts of a building."
"Very deadly."
"Who says it isn't?"
The two of them followed the passage and came to the first security door. This security door only required entering the password. Tim went up and pressed the door a few times before it opened.
The second security door asked Barbara about her favorite type of coffee, which was a good question. Tim was an avid coffee lover and knew the taste preferences of everyone in the Bat Family.
Standing in front of the third door with the bat symbol, Tim shrugged and said, "It's up to you."
"Password."
"Iron Man is so weak."
"Wrong password."
"Alfred is a bad steward."
"Wrong password."
"Uh, Superman is a nuisance?"
"So this is what you said it can be done?" Tim said helplessly: "How long will it take to guess like this? That guy who looks like Jason who stayed up late won't be able to hold on for long."
Schiller cleared his throat and said, "Gordon is a nuisance?"
"The password is correct."
The door is open.
In a wide hall, the walls were lined with a lot of equipment, which indeed looked much more detailed and complicated than the equipment they suddenly transformed into building blocks.
Tim took a fancy to a big gun and wanted to open the glass cabinet and take it out, but Schiller stopped him.
The big screen in front of them suddenly lit up, and Batman's big head appeared on the screen. He laughed twice, turned his chair in a circle, came back to the screen and said: "I didn't expect that, as long as someone
As soon as you step here, my communication will be connected immediately, you can't run away, damn thieves!"
The bricks on the wall were removed, and countless gun muzzles appeared. Schiller calmly stretched out a hand and said: "Stop! I have a question to ask you."
Batman on the screen has one eye bigger and one smaller, revealing complete confusion and distrust.
“What’s your favorite color pajamas to wear?”
Batman looked left and right, his eyes darting here and there. Tim had never thought in his life that Batman could be described as having a sinister look.
"Okay, you got the point right." Batman put his mouth into the camera and lowered his voice and said, "My favorite pajamas are red velvet striped..."
"Barbara! Barbara!! You caught the wrong person!!" Schiller shouted: "The Batman in Wayne Manor now is the fake one!! Go and catch him!!!"
"No...wait! I...I..."
Red police lights flashed outside Wayne Manor.
"Oh my god, do all Batmans like to dress up as medieval nobles?" Looking at Batman who was being taken away from the manor and still yelling, Tim began to doubt life a little.
"Believe me, if you search in your dad's closet, you will definitely find a pair of velvet striped pajamas, even if they are blue."
After Batman left, there was no one to operate the gun. Tim boldly smashed the glass cover of the weapon and armed himself to the teeth.
"Aren't you going to get something, doctor?"
Schiller only took the small pistol that Tim had left behind in his hand, and then said: "My shooting skills are not good. If you don't want me to hit friendly troops, it's better to let me shoot jelly beans."
Tim adjusted his equipment and found that the big gun he liked was actually a laser weapon. This thing is so powerful that it is probably the nemesis of the Brick Man. After all, plastics are also afraid of lasers.
Then there are many nano smoke bombs, which are also useful. After all, the brick man also relies on vision to find his way, and then there are multi-functional hooks that can swing around the city.
Schiller chose some weapons for Deadpool. The first was a laser sword. This thing should be one of the easter eggs. I didn't expect it to be collected here. Although it has no practical value, Deadpool should like to fight with this big weapon.
IP co-branding.
Then there is a pair of twin guns that fire spider bullets, which are very effective for people who are afraid of spiders, but have no lethality for people who are not afraid. Generally speaking, they are just toys, mainly because Deadpool just likes spiders.
Schiller also chose weapons for Batman. The first was a gun that screamed when pressed. It was useless, but it allowed him to reveal his position and look more funny at the same time.
Then there is a recording grenade, which can record curse words and throw them into the other person's ears. The biggest advantage of this thing is that it cannot be turned off, and it can keep making the other person deaf.
Tim didn't know why Batman had these things in his arsenal. He felt that he should really follow Jason's example and go through his father's collection.
After getting the equipment, Schiller and Tim went up. As soon as they went up, they saw the cell door being closed with a bang. Batman grabbed the bars of the cell with both hands and shouted loudly.
"Barbara, please listen to my explanation..."
"The Lego Batman Movie" and "The Wayne Family Adventures" are really cute, go watch them!
