To say that the Batman of the main universe and his own Robins have never had a moment of tenderness would be the most malicious misunderstanding of them.
In fact, the Bat-family in the main universe has had many good times, and each of them has had tender moments with Batman.
Batman once carried the injured Dick back to the Batmobile and stayed by his bedside when the moonlight filled the room. When Jason came home late, he sat on the sofa and waited for the tall figure to walk in. The two of them
Everyone was doing their own thing quietly in the dark. They once discussed a report with Tim in the Wayne Group office, until he fell sleepily on the table and fell asleep. Damian was sorting out his equipment.
I sat aside and watched quietly.
Of course, there are also Barbara, Duke and Cassandra. Although Batman in the main universe does not have much interaction with them at this time, they are by no means tense or tit-for-tat when they get along in private.
No one can be aggressive every moment in life, as long as people are always tired and need quiet relief.
Batman always seems particularly silent at such moments, but he is not cruel or indifferent. He accepts the bustle of the world around him, and the world also accepts his silence.
If Batman is compared to a long winter, then when he plunges into the warmth of spring, even though there are words like "cold spring" to remind travelers that this period of time is not easy, spring always brings hope to people.
But the only thing that is always unacceptable is too close physical contact and some less mature ways of expressing emotions.
The way he and his children express their emotions to each other is always very mature and restrained. Batman feels that in the final analysis it is because these children are too premature. Since they are not flowers that have grown carefully under the care of their parents, nor are they the bright sun themselves,
Then there is no need to ask them to open to a high wall.
But sometimes, when he sees Superman and Diana joking enthusiastically with them, or even putting his arms around their shoulders and patting their backs, it's hard for Batman to tell what he's thinking at that time.
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The only thing Batman is not jealous of Bruce is that he can see that the children's feelings towards this bastard teenager are not admiration, but more like they have suddenly found a playmate with similar interests. The children have never taken Bruce seriously.
their elders.
Batman has always felt that he is the elder of the Robins. He feels that he needs some authority from his elders, but he occasionally thinks about how to express the closeness of his elders.
He very seriously imagined how each of the Robins would be shocked when he took the initiative to get close to them. The scene was so real that it almost appeared in front of Batman, so there was no need to see it in reality.
Tried it.
But he had never imagined how he would react if the Robins approached him.
This is the disadvantage of not thinking too much. Batman didn't even jump a meter away before he felt regretful. But unfortunately, inertia is the greatest force in the world, both physically and emotionally.
Standing still and pulling on his cape, Batman really didn't want to show such an obvious self-protective gesture in front of a psychiatrist, but this was all his instinctive reaction.
He stood there and was shocked at first, because Robin's behavior was beyond his previous understanding, but the shock process dissipated within 0.1 seconds, because this was not his Robin, so anything he could do was possible.
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Batman realizes that he is now faced with a terrible situation - a child hugs him, says he loves him the most, thanks him, and then runs away.
Please, Batman's hands in his cloak are almost clasped together, and he wants to pray to God, never, never, never cry.
When Batman dodges, the expression on Robin's face is also shocked, because he really didn't expect Batman to dodge, it was just a hug of thanks.
He and Bruce often do this, even when they say goodbye in front of the company. Bruce often drives him to a certain place. When he gets off the car, he will give Bruce a big hug and say that he will always be his favorite old man.
dad.
This is very important because he is almost the only one in the Bat-family with two dads. Bruce will occasionally get jealous because of this, and Tim has to always emphasize to him that he is the one he loves most.
It almost became his mantra.
And Bruce would hug him tightly with a happy expression, touch his head, pat his back, and then stand in front of the car door, staring at his back until he disappeared completely.
So when he threw himself on the chair and realized that he was in vain, he almost burst into tears from embarrassment and grievance.
Yes, this wasn't the Batman of his universe, but couldn't he be a little polite? Even if it was okay to make a joke calmly and emphasize the point, how could he just avoid it?
As expected, Batman saw a tearful Robin head.
Unfortunately, the cylindrical head of the Lego minifigure is so good at making expressions. If it were placed on a real person's face, it would probably just flash a few tears, which is not easy to be noticed, but if it is placed on a cartoon expression, it would really look like tearful eyes.
It's hazy.
Batman began to signal Schiller with his eyes frantically. As a psychiatrist, he should speak. He had the responsibility to speak. For the sake of the consultation fee, he had to speak.
Schiller counting his stack of banknotes.
In reality, it takes a long time to count the money in a box, but the number of small building blocks that can be packed in a box is limited. Schiller counted them over and over, and felt that if they were gold bars, they would be interesting, but if they were banknotes, they would be a bit too little, even if they were regarded as
The collections all look shabby.
When he put down the money, he made an expression as if he had just discovered this unprovoked farce.
But it's a pity that he is not Dr. Schiller. He can't say anything to give these two people a step down at the same time. The pitiful remuneration he received also prevents him from having such a great subjective initiative to do something in just a few seconds.
Let the atmosphere return to normal.
So he supported his head with his hands, looking like he was watching a good show.
The two were in a stalemate for about a second, and Schiller knew that this game was unsolvable.
He had no choice but to face Batman and point to the lower part of his cylindrical head, meaning "Trivia, you have a long mouth."
In the past, Batman basically would not consider this possibility, because this is not a matter that can be solved through excuses. When it comes to comfort, the few words he squeezed out were obviously impossible to meet the requirements of this enthusiastic child. He went here
The food I ate was too sweet, and even a cup of coffee with sugar was still bitter.
But for some reason, Batman seemed to find it easier to open his mouth today. He sighed and said, "Sorry, Tim, I'm not used to hugs."
Too pale, too weak, Batman thought to himself, he couldn't even fool the Tim in his own universe, let alone the child who grew up in a honeypot.
But unexpectedly, Tim retracted his hand. He wiped his eyes and said, "So that's it. I thought you hated me. I just thought about it carefully and it seems that I didn't do anything to irritate you.
So you rarely hug others?"
Batman can't answer this question. As a prodigal in love, how can he miss hugs in his life? He can embrace them because he knows they are not sincere at all and are colder than clinking red wine glasses.
But he couldn't hug his child with the same attitude, because the person hugging him must be a stove full of love, a hot honey soup.
"Oh my god, it seems you rarely hug people." Robin seemed to see what Batman was thinking, and he was very surprised and said: "You haven't even hugged Clark???"
"Why Clark?" Batman was stunned by his question.
"Because Superman is your friend, enemy, and comrade at the same time..."
"Stop." Batman interrupted and said, "That doesn't mean I want to hug him. He is a Kryptonian and he is very dangerous."
"If you don't hug him, he is also a Kryptonian and very dangerous."
Batman was speechless.
"But if you hug him, maybe he will forget that he is a Kryptonian and is not so dangerous?" Robin laughed again and said, "Bruce told me this, his hug can cool down the sun.
, so that the big guy will not be burned to death by his enthusiasm."
Batman was silent, but for some reason, he still asked in a strange way: "What else did he say?"
Robin sat down again. Alfred replaced the coffee in front of him with milk. He held the cup and sipped it, "He told us a long time ago that he is not a very enthusiastic person. Of course,
Compared to you, I am much more enthusiastic, but sometimes I am shy and don’t want to respond.”
"But he told us that such a person also has advantages. No one wants to be tripped by rain on the way home, but if there is a fire, the firefighters must be looking forward to a cold rain and being caught by someone.
If you look forward to it, your life will naturally not be in vain.”
When he heard the last sentence, Batman seemed a little moved, but his cartoon expression also showed his shortcomings, that is, he could hardly show any micro-expressions, and Batman's slight changes in expression were naturally noticed.
The appointment is gone.
"Then you should make more money for him." Schiller winked at Tim and said, "He has assumed the responsibility of your psychiatrist and done a good job."
"Oh, of course." Tim became proud again and said: "I have always been in charge of Wayne Company. The income last year was quite good. For this reason, I became a strong competitor for the last cookie on the table.
, Cassandra has to move to the back."
"What about you?" Schiller then looked at Deadpool, who had been eating snacks silently, and said, "I thought you would fill all the places with dialog boxes, eager to insert yourself into every topic to make your presence felt.
"
"It's naturally like that in my own universe." Deadpool puffed up his cheeks and shrugged, "But I will be very cautious in expressing my views on the Bat Family. They have too many fans and are very powerful in combat. I don't want to be in that world."
There was an uproar in the media."
"You are quite self-aware." Schiller also threw a piece of popcorn into his mouth and said.
Then finally, they finally started to discuss the business.