Anyone who often puts together plastic building blocks will probably find the following guidelines:
First, after reading the manual, I felt that I had understood everything, and I completely forgot about it after closing the manual for a second.
Second, I couldn't find the parts in the manual. After collecting the parts from all over the world, I couldn't find the manual.
Third, no matter how you look at it, this part fits very well here, the composition is beautiful, and it feels right in the hand, but it just isn't here in the instructions.
Fourth, no matter how you look at it, this part shouldn't be here. It looks very awkward and difficult to press on, but it is where it should be according to the instructions.
Fifth, you never know what you have forgotten before you cap off a closed structure. You will remember everything the next second after you cap off the most complex structure.
Sixth, and the most tragic thing, when you dismantle this complex structure and put the missing parts back, you find that no matter what you do, it cannot be sealed.
Batman of the main universe, Schiller and Tim are now sitting around the table reading the instruction manual. This instruction manual was actually drawn by Batman of the main universe. It was just to make it easier for others to operate. It was not made into an overly complicated structure diagram, but
It became a step-by-step diagram.
So theoretically speaking, there is definitely no problem with the instructions. After all, Batman's products must be high-quality, so as long as you assemble them step by step according to the instructions and build an ancient owl city, there will definitely be no problem.
If there is nothing wrong with the manual, then it is the people who have the problem.
Hearing that they were preparing a surprise for the local Batman, or to put it bluntly, teaming up to trick him, the Joker and the madmen from Arkham were gearing up.
What could be a more interesting surprise than compiling a mysterious ancient city adventure for Batman? They can't wait to see Batman's wonderful expression after discovering the truth.
Therefore, the Joker asked Clayface to dress up as another Batman and go fight the local Batman, while the main universe Batman began to draw drawings and collect materials.
This trick is not unnecessary. It mainly makes the local Batman think that the person he is playing games with is the main universe Batman he met before. Naturally, he will not think that the real main universe Batman is behind his back.
A big hole was dug.
Although the Batman in this universe is dull, he is still Batman after all. Without some tricks, it is still easy for him to detect abnormalities.
Although Batman in the main universe is a little dissatisfied with the Joker's lines for Clayface, which are a bit too clown-like, he really can't have higher expectations for the criminals in this universe.
Batman in the main universe drew a design, and then started the construction process. The most uneasy thing about the whole plan at that time was that he felt that these madmen in Arkham Asylum would not be able to build the ancient city well.
Maybe they would start fighting in the middle of making it.
But otherwise, don’t use your hobbies to challenge other people’s careers. These little building block people are naturally good at building blocks. In other words, in their view, building blocks are actually the most basic means for them to transform and build the world.
Compulsory courses, chemistry, physics and fighting are my hobbies, so I am basically very proficient in assembling each one.
So, the problem lies with these three foreigners.
First of all, Schiller is greedy to be precise. From a stereotype point of view, he should be better at similar entertainment activities, but in fact, he is too busy most of the time. Texas Hold'em Poker belongs to
This is the entertainment skill he has mastered best. The rest are basically unsatisfactory. He can't even play mahjong.
Among all Schiller's personality traits, the one with the most access to similar entertainment activities is actually arrogance, because he is really idle, and teaching activities are relatively stressful, and he needs similar social entertainment to relieve stress.
Even in Gotham, even in the first few years when the city's situation was still unstable, he would go to weekend clubs with his colleagues, play cards, smoke, chat, watch stage plays, have entertainment or be a Vic.
More, or Brand.
In addition to those relatively young personality traits, he can also put together building blocks. In the beginning, it was actually a puzzle given to him by a professor at the same school, a very old-fashioned world map puzzle, which he used to pass the time.
The finished product was hung in the office.
Later, some students saw the puzzles he put together and gave him some more trendy puzzles, but most of them were illustrations and landscape photos.
However, as there are more students, there will always be ideas that are different from ordinary people. In the past life, there was a student who was an avid lover of plastic building blocks and devoted himself to promoting the wonderful world of plastic building blocks to everyone. Basically everyone received one on their birthday.
Set of simple plastic building blocks, Schiller is no exception.
Of course, this thing was more interesting than a flat puzzle, and it was better to pass the time, so Schiller bought a lot of the most complicated ones and spent a few hours on the weekend to complete them.
In fact, in addition to this, Schiller has also built many things, probably because he has liked building blocks since he was a child, and is very interested in similar processes of making order out of chaos, including but not limited to complex train track models and roller coasters.
Models, robot figures, etc.
But none of this has anything to do with greed. There is no word "passing time" in his world. Time is money. How can he let money flow through his fingers?
So when Batman in the main universe said that he wanted to assemble an entire ancient city, he was very disdainful and planned to just paddle around at the construction site, be lazy and fish, and forget about it.
However, the construction manpower was somewhat insufficient, and the time was tight and the tasks were heavy. Tim didn't know what was wrong with him, so he roped him in and started working.
Greedy is not good at building blocks, but his good ability in screwing light bulbs makes up for this. Don't worry about whether the screws are right or not, just say whether they are tight or not.
The tightening was a little too tight, so the four superheroes found that there was no door in the flame room and decided to fly up directly through the hole in their heads to open the third-story machine door.
This mechanism door is actually very simple. You only need to turn the two rings on the door. The one on the left can be turned very easily because Tim worked on it, but they did not turn the one on the right because it was Schiller.
Fighting.
He never considered that this was a mechanism that needed to be moved. At that time, when he was fighting, he could twist it to death as much as possible.
You see, wouldn't this come in handy for restoring the body to the level of strength it had in its previous life? Wonder Woman couldn't unscrew it even after twisting it hard.
In the end, Superman gave up a little bit of his weak pretense and finally opened the damn mechanism door.
Then the three people in the Batcave began to study why there was no door in the room below, and then they had to mention another one of the Crouching Dragons and Phoenix Hatchlings, that is Tim.
The comic "Wayne Family Adventures" is very light and warm. It is affectionately called the only main universe of DC by fans. Almost every member in it is sunny, cheerful, lively and humorous, even Batman.
This means that most of their time is not spent fighting crime desperately, but they also have a lot of free time to engage in various entertainment activities. Tim's favorite thing is actually not building blocks at all, but board games, but Dick is a person who likes to pull other people along.
He is a good brother who plays with others, so Tim is also influenced by it and has some of his own experience in building blocks.
Judging from Tim's character, he should be very good at this, because he has a good memory and will never forget the drawings. He also has a good sense of space and can easily understand the instructions.
The only problem is that his hands-on ability is not as good as Jason who can turn any building blocks into a thermal weapon, nor can he compare to Dick who can use his rich experience to build a thermal weapon without even reading the manual.
.
So at that time, they divided the work. Tim was responsible for reading the instructions and instructing them which pieces to put together where. The other two were responsible for doing it, Cassandra was responsible for watching, Duke was responsible for providing some useful suggestions, and Barbara was responsible for
Responsible for cleaning up the mess when they unfortunately get into a fight.
In other words, Tim is actually the king of words. When it comes time to fight, he can't feel whether the touch is right or not. He can just hit it.
The fourth floor is a flame maze with moving walls, which means there are a lot of bearings and tracks on the ground. According to the design of Batman in the main universe, one of the four walls must have a door, but these guys
A person just falls into a room with four walls and no doors.
After some calculations and inspections, Batman in the main universe discovered that this might be because the track coming from the wall they were facing was not tightened tightly, causing them to be knocked off by the wall coming from the other side. The one with the door
One wall did not come over, and another wall without a door came over.
This track that is not pressed tightly should be Tim's masterpiece. He basically just put the building blocks on it, maybe thinking to do it later, or maybe he simply forgot about it. And the three of them were unlucky, and it happened to be
I fell into this doorless room.
But after further research, Tim and Schiller agreed that Batman in the main universe was also to blame - so why on earth was such a complex flame maze designed?
This is Batman's problem in assembling building blocks. He has no experience in assembling building blocks. He has fully incorporated his experience in setting up traps and manufacturing equipment. He has also made many sets of plans and predictions in designing the structure of the building blocks.
Every step of the people who step into it.
It cannot be said that there is anything wrong with the structure he designed, but it can be said that it is a waste of time. Is it really necessary to recreate the entire Zenith Star to build a performance stage for the little brick man?
Moreover, this is not their real world after all, but a world of plastic building blocks. The precision of the building block parts here is not as good as those produced in the bat factory, so many very complex designs cannot be realized well.
If they guessed correctly, the flame maze below should have turned into a mess by now.
Batman of the main universe stood up immediately and said: "You find a way to hold them on the third floor, and I will go to the fourth floor to calibrate."
"Leave the building blocks alone." Schiller couldn't help but sigh: "The structure you created is too difficult for these plastic pieces."
"I will try my best to simplify it." Batman in the main universe is still relatively hesitant in this regard, but Schiller is very doubtful that the simplification is just simplifying Zenith star technology into Apokolips star technology. How much it can be achieved really depends on
A question mark.
"I'm going to manually operate the mechanism." Tim also stood up and said, "Otherwise, they will never be able to open the mechanism bookshelf you knocked on."