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Chapter 2904 Bat Stew (Part 2)

Chapter 2878 Bat Stew (Part 2)

Batman in the main universe has actually discovered before that although Batman are generally the same, there are still some differences in details, such as different ages, different temperaments, and many different looks.

Batman in the main universe classifies the looks of all Batman into several categories. The first category is those who are almost exactly the same as himself, the second category is those who should look the same as him, but are slightly different due to age, and the third category

Yes, they should look the same as me, but their temperaments are different, so they don’t look alike. The fourth category means they don’t look alike at all.

That bastard belongs to a combination of the second and third categories. That is to say, theoretically, they should look exactly the same, but because of their different ages and temperaments, they really don't look alike.

Regarding Bruce's age, Batman in the main universe has actually discovered a problem. Over the past few years, he does not seem to have aged. He suspects that this may be because Bruce has acquired a mysterious power that keeps his appearance in his twenties forever.

How old.

Of course, it may also be because this guy looks like an ignorant second-rate no matter how old he is, so people feel that he is very young.

At this time, another Batman who had a good chat with the Waynes fell into the third category, that is, he actually looked exactly the same as the Batman in the main universe, but because their temperaments were so different, they didn't look alike.

The biggest difference in temperament is that this guy has a bit of sunshine, and he is not crazy like Bruce, but a very normal and healthy sunshine.

At what point? When Batman from the main universe stood next to him, he always felt that he was the one who was in the wrong.

The last person who made him feel this way was the Superman who had just debuted. Note that it was the young man from a small town who had just debuted. The later God on Earth was still a bit lacking. Years of working as a reporter in a big city made him a little lacking.

Rustic.

But at this moment, Batman in the main universe saw this kind of positive, simple, and open-minded temperament in a Batman. He saw the same temperament in that Tim, so he thought this might be it.

Their adoptive father.

It's an amazing feeling to look in the mirror with another person who looks exactly like you, especially when that person looks exactly like you but is completely different in every way.

It's hard for Batman in the main universe not to watch him.

The guy who looks exactly like him, Batman in the main universe now calls him Sunshine Batman, showing a sunny smile that is completely worthy of his code name.

It's not Bruce's slightly nasty laugh, nor is it the pretentious laugh of Brick Batman, but a very normal smile, even full of nostalgic warmth.

"That was a long time ago," he said: "I was hiding in my bedroom, and Alfred said he had made my favorite biscuits, but I was so depressed that I didn't want to move.

So he opened the door and put cookies and milk on my bedside."

"I slept for more than ten hours. When I woke up, my stomach hurt as if I wanted to swallow myself. But I found that the milk was still warm. Alfred must have been watching over me."

"I knew he was old and couldn't stay up all night like this. In order to reassure him, I ate cookies and sandwiches, poured a large glass of milk, and pushed him back to his room."

"When I went back to bed, I found that I couldn't sleep. Then I sat there sorting out your belongings. I spent about half the night and put them all in a box."

"The next morning, I drank a cup of strong tea and cheered up to attend your funeral. The master of ceremonies skipped the viewing of the remains. I guess Alfred was afraid of scaring me."

"But then, he still found me a psychiatrist, and in the next few years, I had to fill out a form almost every two months. Fortunately, I passed all the assessments."

The look of nostalgia on this Batman's face is getting stronger and stronger, and almost all Batmans will not miss it. There is almost nothing worth remembering in the first half of their lives.

But when this Batman showed a nostalgic look, the other Batmans suddenly understood what he was remembering.

"The first child I adopted was named Dick. He came from a gymnastics family, and some bad things happened to him. But when he first came to Wayne Manor, he was so surprised and frightened.

That look of suspicion I will never forget."

"He seemed to be wondering if he was dreaming. The only thing I regret is that I didn't record this, otherwise I could show it to him every time I catch him running around the manor."

"One time he found the box and opened it, and I just walked in, and he had that look again, like he had made some mistake, but I knew he hadn't, because it wasn't anything unmentionable.

I will never teach my children that death is taboo."

Batman's hand in the main universe tightened slightly, but he didn't hold anything in his hand. The moment his fingertips touched the palm of his hand, it bounced away like an electric shock.

"We looked at the photos in the box together, and I told him about the time I spent with you. Although it was not very long, there were still many good memories, and then he told me his."

"We don't mind that the other person has very little to say. When I see him sitting on the bed holding a box, I always seem to see myself back then. There are biscuits and warm food on the bedside.

With milk, he can sleep for more than ten hours."

The Waynes sitting at the table listened quietly, seeming to make up for the missing decades in their children's lives. The other Batman seemed to be doing their own thing, but if their pointy ears were really

If they have hearing, they must stand higher than the other, because they have more to make up for.

“The second child I adopted was a troublemaker who stole the tires from my Batmobile, so evident in his passion and talent that I call his ensuing disaster the jealousy of God.

"

"We went through a disaster together. We were not very good at that time. When he was depressed, he would sleep hard and not eat. When he woke up, he would be overly irritable and smash everything to pieces."

"When the drug was not taking effect, he would have nightmares, wake up, and lie on the edge of the bed and vomit, even though he couldn't vomit anything. When the drug was taking effect, he would sit by the window in confusion.

, it seems like I can’t think at all.”

"This situation lasted for half a year. I'm glad that the group didn't have any very urgent work, and Batman is a freelancer. I took half a year's leave, and there was no big trouble. Dick helped me share the trivial work, that

That's when I realized he had grown up."

"Then Jason gradually got better. Frequent psychotherapy and drug control, even twice a day, took effect. His sanity began to gradually return. I felt that the communication with Dick was very effective, so I showed him

I took your photos.”

"But unfortunately, he still behaves very confused. It seems that parents are a very foreign concept to him, and he has no real sense of the details of the relationship between parents and children that I mentioned."

"I realized it was a problem, so I started to do it. I restored the play area in the garden that had been abandoned for more than ten years. I made a swing out of tires and buried the brackets of the uneven bars like Thomas had done for me.

In the dirt, make seesaws and slides.”

"When Jason saw all this, he seemed surprised. He felt embarrassed, panicked and in disbelief. Then he told me that he was long past the age of playing with these things."

"But he didn't refuse." Batman laughed and said, "Because he just likes tires, even if he is sitting on them and swinging around."

"We spent a lot of boring time there. He sat on the tire and dangled on the rope. I sat in the sand pit, writing and drawing with branches and talking about some interesting chemical reactions. Dick used his gymnastics expert to

With his amazing balance, he jumped steadily from the tree to the uneven bars."

"It was like this every afternoon, until the weather turned gloomy, started to rain, and was muggy and hot. We would go back to the pavilion in the garden and have afternoon tea prepared by Alfred."

"Of course, there is also a little guy I never expected, Old Drake's son. He discovered my identity and quickly joined our gang, squatting in the sand pit with me."

"I always feel that he is the one who is most like me. His father always complains to me that he gave birth to a son for the Wayne family. I won't say it. Every time I snicker in my heart."

"Because if I have one more, he will have one less. If Tim uses his energy on Wayne Group's business on Drake Group, Wayne Group will have a terrible competitor."

"Of course I'm only talking about sons. When it comes to daughters, the one I value most is Cassandra. She is the most skilled among all the people and the girl I admire the most. She is like a superwoman."

"But maybe dad and daughter are like this. If I met her earlier, she would definitely be the sweetheart who understands me best. But now it's a bit embarrassing. She has some little secrets of her own that she doesn't want to tell me, and I can't always go there.

I just hope that one day I won’t be surprised by the bad news and hear that she is in love."

"I also have to mention Barbara, but she is too independent, and her father also taught her very well. Many times she will play the role of the hostess in the Bat-family, which is a little more reliable than Catwoman, at least.

I never taught anyone pickpocketing skills."

"And the sports boy Duke, after he came, we could finally have ball games in the backyard, but unfortunately, Damian also came later, and I had to stop all competitive sports, otherwise he would have to play

Until he wins."

"Damian really looks like his mother 80%, and the remaining 20% ​​looks like his grandfather. Every time I meet Thalia, I complain. I admit that I have not paid her child support, but this is not the case.

That’s not why she asked Damian to demolish Wayne Manor.”

"When I first met Damian, I thought I finally had a chance to raise a real child instead of a half-grown teenager, but alas, four-year-old Damian's grammar is better than mine."

Batman kept talking for a long time, no one interrupted him, and the atmosphere in the cave was so quiet.

No Batman looked here, and no one showed much concern. They suddenly became busy, as if there was some problem of the century that had to be solved at this time. If they were really doing academic work in this atmosphere, after a while,

That's enough for them to master controllable nuclear fusion.

But they all know whether their minds are thinking about the topics they thought about in the past. At least Batman in the main universe knows that he has just been thinking about where he put his parents' belongings that he sorted out many years ago.

Went.

And even when he came back to his senses now, he just felt a little funny - "Protecting a Batman like this? Me?"

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