What was very inappropriate was that in this situation, the only one who dared to speak was that bastard.
"That's great." They heard him say: "It sounds like you are not very busy at work. You have so much time to spend with your children. I am more unlucky. I have multiple jobs, and those little bastards have long been herding sheep."
Batman raised his eyebrows and said, "How many children do you have? Judging from your age, Tim shouldn't be here yet, right?"
"No Damian." Bruce replied: "But Dick, Jason and Tim are all here."
Batman was obviously a little surprised. He said, "Are you serious? How old are you?"
"I have an eye for beauty." Bruce said proudly, "You won't believe me when I say I'm under 30, but I think this is a very subjective thing. In order to achieve the achievement of graduating with a doctorate before the age of 30,
, I will tentatively say I am 29 years old.”
He spoke crazily, a bit inconsistent, but Batman was still very interested in him. He said: "It is true that you look very young. I guess you will do some maintenance, but I can't accept what Thalia said.
Maybe an older person can be more dignified about lying down on an operating table, right?"
"Maybe." Bruce nodded and said, "Ever since these bastards entered high school, they don't think of me as their father. Last time, Dick even asked me for relationship advice."
Batman's eyes widened immediately. He leaned over and asked, "Dick from your universe is in love? Who is it with?"
"A female magician." Bruce recalled: "What is your name Rachel?"
"It's not Barbara?"
"It's a pity that Barbara in our universe hasn't been born yet." Bruce said: "Gordon just got his girlfriend back. I think they are still early."
Batman was obviously very surprised. He said: "You mean that in your universe, Oracle might be the youngest child?... Oh my god, she will be your best sweetheart."
"I don't think so. I have a daughter who, how should I say, has not been close to Sweetheart since she was a child." Bruce shook his head, sighed and said, "Her name is Aisha, and you may also meet her later.
"
Batman's eyes lit up, and he leaned closer and said, "Really? You have a daughter? A biological daughter?"
"We couldn't kiss her any more...don't ask me who her mother is, just think of her as Selina." Bruce stopped Batman's words.
"Do you have any photos?"
Bruce took out his phone and started to look through it. In fact, he didn't need to look through it very much. He basically had photos of Selena and Elsa in his hand.
"Wow." Batman exclaimed sincerely, and all the Batman couldn't help but look over.
Elsa and Bruce were cut from the same mold, especially after she grew up a little, they looked exactly the same, and no one believed her even if she was not Bruce's son.
"It seems that we will welcome a heroine soon." Batman smiled and said, "I hope it's not a shocking thief."
"Theft is still a bit too complicated for her."
"Yes, after all, she is still so young."
"...I mean she has a more direct method." Bruce thought for a while and said: "If you meet her in the future, be sure to prepare more armor."
The other Batmans just thought he was talking crazy things again, but the main universe Batman thought of some teeth marks on his Robins' equipment and armors that didn't look particularly friendly.
"Just now you seemed to have mentioned graduating with a Ph.D.?" Batman looked a little interested. He said, "What major are you studying, and you haven't graduated yet? I remember I had two Ph.D.s when I was 18 years old."
"That's different." Bruce waved his hand and said, "My major is more..."
"...Relatively ordinary." The main universe Batman didn't know when he touched the side along the shadow and opened his mouth, "It's just psychology."
Bruce narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Do you have a PhD in psychology?"
"You don't have one?" Batman from the main universe asked.
"I...of course it will be soon."
"How long will it be delayed this time?"
"That's not a delay!" Bruce almost jumped up. He raised his voice and said, "Some small mistakes in class calculations!"
"A whole year of mistakes?"
"Batman, do you want to fight?!"
Batman of the main universe withdrew his gaze and said: "It seems that you haven't realized the crisis you are facing now - how long do you think it will be until your Robin can read the doctorate?"
Bruce paused, and Batman next to him was also calculating for him. He said: "Dick doesn't seem to like reading very much. There is a high probability that he will not study for a doctorate."
"But it's hard to say for Jason. Although he is not very patient about going to school, if he has time, he might also study for a doctorate in literature and history. Tim must have a high degree, maybe in finance and
Double doctorate degree in management.”
"It's four years for university, three years for master's degree, and three years for doctorate. I think they will graduate with doctorate at the age of 27 or 28. After all, the academic results in these two majors are always easy to achieve. You just said you are 29 years old?"
"I am only tentatively 29 years old! But I could also be 28 or 27 years old, and even if I say I am 22 years old now, will anyone not believe it?"
The two Batmans looked at him at the same time. The Main Universe Batman clicked his tongue, while the other one shook his head.
"You don't realize that a person who has a Ph.D. cannot lie and say that he is still an undergraduate." Batman of the main universe pointedly pointed out, "The fatigue that comes from academic pressure will make you different from the innocent college students.
Completely differentiate."
Bruce slammed the table, and the two little building block people sitting on the table immediately shouted, "Hey, don't be like this, Bruce, this is a normal life experience, don't have any age anxiety, even if you don't graduate with a Ph.D. at the age of 30,
Is that normal?"
"The biggest problem is that he is not only 30 years old." Batman from the main universe said sadly: "Another disadvantage of the appearance not changing is that even if you are 50 now, no one will know."
The other Batmans immediately cast surprised looks.
"I'm not that old!"
"But you are always pretending to be young." Batman from the main universe said: "I have to say that your professor at your age should not be worrying about his doctoral thesis, right?"
Bruce gritted his teeth and took in air through his teeth. He let out a long sigh, crossed his arms and looked at the Batman of the main universe and said, "It seems that you have been very idle recently. Do you need me to help you find some more trouble?"
"Don't get me wrong." Batman from the main universe said, "I just don't trust magic."
"It seems like you are old acquaintances." The rather sunny Batman smiled and said, "Can you tell me a little bit? I happen to also want to know about the situation in the multiverse."
"It's a long story..."
"I'll talk first!" Bruce glared at the main universe Batman and said, "I'm best at telling long stories."
"Then tell me." Batman from the main universe raised his chin.
Bruce cleared his throat and all Batman's attention was drawn to him.
"Recently in the multiverse—nothing has happened! The meeting is over!"
Bruce raised his arms, sighed, and seemed to turn around to leave, but no Batman looked away.
"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm telling the truth!"
"How do you know?" one of the Batmans asked.
"I am the president of the largest dark group in the multiverse, don't you know it yet?" Bruce leaned on the table next to him again, holding his face with his hands and said: "There haven't been any projects to invade the multiverse recently, isn't it just bullshit?
?”
"Where's heaven?" Batman from the main universe asked.
"It's a cliché." Bruce rolled his eyes and said, "Angels are losing their hair, God is nowhere to be found, bathing in the holy spring is prohibited, and nesting is prohibited in Eden."
Realizing that Bruce was talking nonsense again, Batman from the main universe stopped him and asked, "Have you found your own universe in the copy? Are you sure it can handle the invasion now?"
Speaking of this, Bruce started to sigh again, and he said: "This is related to my doctoral thesis, but you are right, academic pressure makes me feel very tired..."
"You only have one chance to reveal the truth." Batman in the main universe was not fooled by him at all. He said: "I will only give you advice once, and someone paid a big price for it."
Bruce raised his eyebrows, rolled his eyes, and seemed to have guessed who it was, so he said: "Okay, I do need a little cooperation from you. I have a less mature plan, and you will know it by then."
"Since it's not too mature, let it mature quickly." Batman from the main universe said: "Otherwise, your doctorate will never mature."
Bruce muttered something, but he still shook his head and resigned, as if he was going to catch up on his papers. Batman from the main universe looked at him and shook his head.
Beibat came over, touched the Batman of the main universe with his elbow, and then said: "What do you do with these building blocks you got back? Let me tell you first, I will not use these things to build a house."
"We have professionals." Batman of the main universe looked at the little brick man on the table. Batman's back was cold when he looked at him. He took two steps back and said, "What do you want to do?"
"You must be a master of assembly, right?"
Brick Batman was confused by the sudden blunt compliment. He said: "That's right. To be honest, he should be the best in the universe."
"Very good." Batman in the main universe looked around and asked, "Who else is good at putting together building blocks?"
Except for Sunshine Batman, no one answered. Obviously, most Batmans are not that leisurely.
"Then you two will be responsible." Batman in the main universe looked at them and said, then he looked at the Waynes and continued: "Please go back and continue to produce parts. The portal will be retained for a while, which should be enough.
All the parts were shipped over.”
"Where are the architectural drawings?" Batman asked.
"Leave it to you." Main Universe Batman looked at Brick Batman.
"Leave it to you."
The Block Clown standing in the hamster cage only saw the expectant eyes of Schiller in the row above his head.
This time, there will be some daily routine in each copy of Doujie, so as not to exhaust the author and the readers to death.