"I'm a little curious." Schiller looked at Dick in front of him and said, "Can you bite Superman?"
"Am I crazy?" Dick asked, "What's the difference between biting him and biting the sun directly?"
Both Schiller and Batman were speechless, and then Dick whispered: "If you step back even ten thousand steps, I wouldn't be able to bite his skin off!"
Batman nodded and said, "I once tested Superman. Humans cannot use ordinary physical means to break through the defense of his skin, let alone teeth, and neither can diamond drills."
"Then Superman is a hurdle that vampires cannot overcome," Dick said.
"There are too many hurdles that vampires cannot overcome." Schiller said with a smile: "Is it easy to deal with Wonder Woman who has a divine body? Is it easy to deal with Green Lantern who can use green light energy? He can read minds.
Where’s the Martian Manhunter? Where’s the bronze-headed Cyborg? Which one can the vampires deal with?”
"They are not without weaknesses." Batman seemed a little worried. He said: "Superman will become very weak when he encounters kryptonite. Although the skin defense may not be broken through, there is at least some chance. Once Wonder Woman is trapped by the truth,
If you are trapped by a rope, there is no way to resist. The green light ring will run out of power, Martian Manhunter's mind-reading ability can be blocked by brainwave shielding equipment, and Cyborg can be invaded by electronic viruses."
Schiller is okay, but the way Dick looks at Batman is a bit wrong. You are a vampire and I am a vampire. What are you holding back here?
"The question is which one do they deal with first?" Schiller's expression was still very relaxed. He said: "He can't simultaneously find the time when the green light ring is out of power, stuff the kryptonite into Superman's arms, and then use the mantra lasso.
Live with the heroine, activate the brainwave shielding device and electronic virus at the same time, there must be no water around that can be controlled by Neptune, and the twins' ability to change must be sealed..."
Batman thought about it and found it difficult to execute. Although the formation of the Justice League is like a snake on a mountain, it can indeed be said that if you hit the head, the tail will come, and if you hit the tail, the head will come, and if you hit it, the head and tail will come.
Their brains are not very good, but their strong strength and single-minded behavior make up for this very well.
The Hall of Justice is such a big place, and Superman can even hear the cry for help from the entire earth. As long as he is vigilant, wouldn't everything the other party say and do be under his surveillance? The same goes for Martian Manhunter.
Although Wonder Woman does not have surveillance capabilities, she does have a truth lasso in her hand. If she lassoes anyone, she will ask them if they are a vampire, and the other party can only answer the truth.
Not to mention that there are other superheroes. Even if there are unfortunate ones who are left alone, they are all fighting one by one. The difficulty of undercover Justice League is such a problem that even Batman must think carefully about it.
I don’t know if it’s because vampires are new to the world and don’t know much about the world, or if they really have confidence in their special methods. Schiller can only say that this is quite like Dr. Bruce’s style. He will pass the exam first and then discuss the difficulty of graduation.
You have to lie down inside. How to lie down here will be discussed later.
"Could they affect people's minds?" Batman began to guess. He said, "Can they lower people's IQs?"
Dick blinked and turned to look at Schiller, who looked at Batman. The theme of the eyebrow-raising lawsuit could not be clearer - with such a halo of intelligence, why would Dick go to the dentist?
If Dick can't deal with them, then I'm afraid the moles in the Justice League can't deal with others. So why should the vampires do it?
This is exactly the problem that is troubling Batman and Schiller now, because they look left and right, and they can't see any possibility that vampires can successfully implement their shocking plan.
"Maybe the King of Vampires is different." Batman raised another possibility. He said: "Maybe he is not afraid of the sun, can bite through hard skin, is immune to magical energy, blocks mind reading, and is not afraid of modern scientific weapons...
…”
At the end of the sentence, Batman himself was silent.
If this vampire king has such ability, how can he still sit here peacefully?
"I think we may lack some intelligence." Schiller proposed a more conservative possibility. He said: "The other party must have some kind of reliance that we don't know about, and he thinks that this kind of thing can completely reverse the situation on the vampire side.
, but not strong enough to destroy the Batcave and the Justice League."
"So on the one hand, he is making trouble on two sides, and on the other hand, he may be promoting the birth of this thing, feeling that all the adverse trends accumulated in the past can be reversed by this thing..."
"All the chips are placed on one plate?" Batman frowned and said, "That's not what a smart person would do."
"Smart people will not become vampires." Schiller said with a sigh: "I'm afraid you have to launch a census to see who among all the superheroes you know has a problem, is injured, or has lost his ability.
The clue may be with them."
"I have to do this without alerting the Justice League." Batman stood up, walked to the computer, and said while operating: "Most superheroes have dealt with the Justice League. It would be a waste to investigate.
It’s not difficult, but it’s hard to say whether they will trust me.”
"I believe you have a way to determine whether they are abnormal, and I can deal with the more special ones for you."
"for example?"
"Constantine."
Batman originally wanted to say that no one could do anything special to him, but after hearing this name, he fell silent.
Constantine is like a stone in a latrine, smelly and hard. The key is that if you go to fish him out, you may get covered in shit. What you catch in your hand may not be real. It may be his fake body. And if
If you go to him to settle the score, he will throw shit all over you again."
So normally, Batman wouldn't go looking for trouble with him, but since vampires are involved, this guy known as the Detective of Hell might actually have some clues.
It would be great if Schiller was willing to solve this problem for him, but Batman should be vaccinated in advance, "You must not take Dick there, he cannot come into contact with such people..."
As if his plan had been discovered, Schiller shook his head gently, and said as if unintentionally: "I originally wanted to take him to Constantine to see if he had any solution for vampire blood. Since
If you don’t agree, then..."
"I want to go there!" Dick stood up and said, "Anyway, they don't want to see me even if I'm here, so why don't I go and give them some peace?"
Batman had actually expected this. He sighed and said: "Okay, Dick, you can go, I know you are an adult, but if you dare to do anything there..."
"I know." Dick waved his hands impatiently. He thought Batman wouldn't let him cause trouble there or follow Constantine to do any dangerous things. But in fact, Batman wanted to say that Constantine wanted to
It would be nice to take you on a serious adventure, but this guy never does anything serious.
Schiller said something shocking, "Dick, if Constantine teases you, just ignore him. He teased your father in the same way."
Dick almost choked on the tea in his hand.
Regarding whether Batman was molested by Constantine, the original comics did not clearly state it, but most readers believe that Yasuko definitely had that idea.
In addition to Constantine's magical orientation, it is also because he was once taken care of by a gangster who looked almost exactly like Bruce Wayne in a certain magazine, and he seemed to enjoy it, as the simile implies.
The pattern, this proves that Yasuko may have thought about Batman, but his strength did not allow him to succeed.
As for whether Batman knows about this matter, Schiller is inclined to believe that he knows, but Xiao thinks that there are too many Batman people, and he may not care too much about the so-called lice but not itching.
But Dick was completely shocked by this fact.
He is very aware of how attractive his dad is. He has seen Batman dating Catwoman more than once, not to mention Talia. Their results are now standing in the living room showing off their achievements.
.
But Constantine? Seriously???
Dick was confused until he left Wayne Manor. This was the effect Schiller wanted to prevent him from quarreling with the Robins again after going downstairs.
When they learned that Schiller was taking Dick away, the Robins who were originally a little nervous suddenly felt embarrassed, thinking that they might have forced Dick to leave. Fortunately, Batman appeared and calmed them down, and they were able to fool them.
After Schiller took Dick away, he did not rush to England because it was too slow to fly to England. After the vampire incident began, Constantine might not still stay in London.
He had to let Constantine come to him.
Schiller has Constantine's phone number, a phone number in the magical world to be precise, a rune used to contact him, but it requires magic to activate.
Schiller himself could not use magic, but Dick could. Schiller placed the runes in the hotel room, and Dick enveloped the runes with purple magical energy.
Soon, the runes lit up, which proved that the phone number was not an empty number, and that the Constantine of this universe also used this number.
According to Constantine in Schiller's universe, his number belongs to Hell's Beautiful Number, which he spent a lot of effort to get, so Constantine in most universes will use this number.
Although the call was dialed, no one answered. Schiller frowned. Constantine shouldn't be hunted by vampires and has no time to answer the phone, right?
The light on the runes gradually brightened, and then suddenly flashed, and a furious roar sounded from there.
"Whoever you are!! Come the fuck and save me!!"
After Constantine roared, he ducked to the top of the tall building in front of him, rushed to the other side as fast as he could, swiped his hands in the air, and a red portal appeared.
But then, a flash of golden light directly shattered the portal, and the tip of the candlestick slid past his nose.
There were two gunshots, and Constantine suddenly turned around. The magic shield blocked the bullets, but he was surrounded by layers of summoned undead creatures.
He smiled bitterly, looked at the three figures surrounding him and said, "As for that? That boy in armor, I said you have a good figure just to compliment you, but you..."
Bang bang! Bang bang bang!
I haven’t adjusted my schedule to catch that crappy flight. I’ve been updating it in the afternoon lately.