Tim did not rush out following the crowd. He stood by the window and could see a fat man falling on the ground outside. His leg must have been broken.
But from his angry screams, it was clear that he was okay. Everyone surrounded him, and sure enough, after some inspection, it was just a broken leg bone.
The house was not very high to begin with, so the possibility of someone falling from the third floor and falling to death was too low, and Tim turned around very early. He remembered that the way this guy fell was not very common, because most people jump from the building headfirst, but he
It's more like jumping into a swimming pool, with your legs pointing downwards.
Tim didn't think he would jump off the third floor for no reason, so he took advantage of everyone to go outside the house, turned around and walked to the third floor. After getting to the third floor, all the people who were left behind had already gone down. Tim
It didn't take much effort to reach the balcony where the gentleman jumped.
Worried about being seen, he did not go to the balcony. Instead, he stood inside the house and squatted down to see if there were any footprints.
No footprints were found on the balcony, but a small leaf was found on the threshold where Tim was.
Tim suspected that it was Pamela who moved her hand, because he felt that the posture of the potted plants in the room was not right, and Mr. Lant was a fat man weighing more than 200 kilograms, and it would be difficult for Captain America to do it without him noticing.
Just throw people out, but Pamela, who has super powers, can do it.
But again, if Pamela wanted to kill someone, she wouldn't have to go to such trouble. As an old Gothamite, it's impossible for her not to know that someone can't be killed by falling from the third floor, so her purpose must be to injure the other party and leave the banquet as soon as possible.
Mr. Lant was also carried away quickly. Because there was no blood in his broken leg, and the injury was less serious than being stabbed, there was no need for an ambulance at all. The farm owner directly sent a car to take him to the nearest hospital.
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Then, not surprisingly, another person tripped over the mop pole and hit his head on a pebble, making a cut on his scalp. It didn't look serious, but the bleeding continued. After a simple bandage, it still stopped.
Sent to hospital.
Another person fell because the ground was too slippery and he didn't pay attention while walking. It wasn't a serious problem at first, but because he was too old, his waist slipped and he couldn't move for a while, so he had to be sent to the hospital.
Someone accidentally ate liqueur chocolate mixed with ordinary chocolate and developed an alcohol allergy and had to go to the hospital for treatment.
Others suddenly heard that something happened at home and had to say goodbye as soon as possible and drove home in a hurry.
This made Tim feel like he was in the movie "Death Comes", but after investigating some clues, he found that these accidents may have been caused by acquaintances.
Their purpose is not to kill people, but to injure these people so they can leave as soon as possible.
So why are they asked to leave as early as possible? What is so special about this banquet that these people are not allowed to participate?
Soon Tim got his answer.
Although there were frequent incidents, the banquet was still held as scheduled. After the sun was half swallowed by the horizon, the host of the banquet announced that the banquet had begun.
This is the first time Tim has met the owner of this farm, a tall white man who looks very ordinary, his name seems to be Deegan, with a warm smile on his face——
This lasted until Cabbage the Beater appeared.
Pamela chose a very clever time to act. The waiters were serving the dishes. Plate after plate of steaming dishes were brought out. An Asian man wearing a tall chef's hat came out of the back kitchen. The farmer
He was hugging him affectionately and introducing him to the guests.
Anyway, it’s just some ordinary complimentary words. It probably means that the chef has traveled thousands of miles to bring Asian delicacies and please enjoy them.
As soon as he said this, several green figures rushed out like a whirlwind, followed by a smooth combo of uppercut, flying kick and roundhouse kick.
Now Tim understands a little bit why he sent those people away. Life is boring and boring, and vegetables beat humans.
This cabbage seems to have been improved. It is larger than the one Tim saw before, and has more moves. Humans are no match for it.
More importantly, the painting style of this thing is too cartoony, and it doesn't look like a killer attack or shooting that can bring such strong tension to people.
Looking at the cabbage galloping in the field, Tim only felt a little funny. The people jumping up and down being chased by the cabbage also looked particularly funny. Even though the matter of being attacked by an unknown creature was very serious, the whole scene was also very funny.
funny.
Tim saw that the internet celebrity lawyer had taken out his mobile phone and started filming.
If nothing else happens, this video should soon be on the hot list of short video software. When it comes to the enthusiasm for abstract activities, people in any country are the same, and entertainment deconstruction will never go out of style.
The chaos caused by the cabbages continues. Pamela is obviously hiding in the dark and frantically ripening the seeds. There are more and more cabbages, chasing everyone up and down.
Moreover, the delicious food that had just been served was overturned, the table was smashed, plates and dishes were flying everywhere, but no one bothered to clean it up, and everyone was in danger.
Finally, the house could no longer hold it, and people began to flee to the outdoors of the farm. Some people wanted to escape from the farm. Although the cabbages had no IQ, Pamela used all the cabbages under her control to lure people away like a shepherd dog.
Arriving at the farm fields.
Tim was not very conspicuous among the crowd, but at this moment, he discovered that Peter, who had been missing for a long time, was following the farmer Deegan.
On the surface, Peter seems to be protecting the farmer, but if you look closely, he seems to be guiding the cabbages so that they can approach the farmer more smoothly.
Sure enough, a group of cabbages targeted others, and another cabbage special team focused on Deegan and beat him. Some kicked him in the butt, and some punched him in the cheekbone. He was the only one who received the blow.
The most beatings.
Suddenly, Tim heard a high-pitched roar.
“Enough!!!!”
A black shadow covering the sky appeared in the middle of the farm. Tim looked up in shock, what is this? A dragon???
It was a huge monster dozens of stories tall. It was green all over and looked like a fat green lizard. It had four long claws and a huge tail, and its eyes glowed red.
Tim instinctively looked at Schiller. As expected, Schiller had no shocked reaction. Tim briefly scanned the crowd and found that there was indeed an important person missing from the crowd - the famous Cantonese chef.
Is the head chef a monster?
Tim saw that Captain America was also stunned, which was obviously beyond his expectation. He seemed to realize now that Schiller was indeed here for the cook, but not for the food cooked by the cook.
Captain America was a step too slow to react, and the green dragon's tail swept over him. He raised his arm to block it, but was still knocked away.
What was even more unlucky was Tim. He stood at the tip of his tail and was swept away by the whip-like tail. He didn't even have time to raise his arms to resist, and was sent flying straight away. When he landed on the ground, he spit out a large mouthful of blood.
Tim immediately understood that his ribs were broken and his internal organs may have been shocked. His vision turned black, and a vine quietly stretched out to fish him out.
"How does it feel to jump off a building?" Pamela's voice rang in Tim's ear, and Tim spit out another mouthful of blood, feeling intense pain all over his body.
Sneak attack! Despicable! Tim thought viciously.
But he was obviously seriously injured, and it was difficult to breathe. Pamela seemed to leave quickly, and Tim lay there unable to move.
Countless lights and shadows passed before his eyes, as if a large group of people were taking turns fighting the evil dragon.
He saw the bright red and blue of Captain America's shield, the green of the plants controlled by Pamela, and the gold when Barry ran. He also heard Jason's roar, Peter's shout, and Harley's yell.
A violent light burst out from Harley's body, illuminating the sky like daylight. Tim vaguely heard Professor
The mutant ability is about to get out of control.
Then he saw the fighting figures of FBI agents, helicopters with SHIELD logos cutting through the night, countless police cars surrounding them, and the sound of guns and bombs made his eardrums buzz.
The world gradually became quiet, and the second before Tim fainted completely, he realized that the biggest lesson he could learn from this incident was that it is meaningless to have a good brain. Without a strong body, there is no point at all.
There is no way to compete with these lunatics.
When he woke up again, Tim thought he would be in the hospital, but a strange fragrance rushed into his nose.
Whispers rang in his ears.
"This thigh is so big. It must be as high as two floors, right? How did you take off the scales?"
"Use Elsa wisely, her teeth are so useful."
"Come here quickly, the charcoal is ready! Who is responsible for cutting the meat?"
"Let me do it. Give me a few more kitchen knives. I can hold it with the vines and make sure to cut it into fine slices!"
"How's Deegan?"
"Don't worry, he has been sentenced. If he dares to collude with alien monsters and make such a big fuss, Congress will not let him go."
"Schiller, I understand that you don't want to alert the enemy, but why did you hide it from me? You also deliberately misled me. You went to the Cantonese chef..."
"I'm just here for the chef, what's the problem?"
Tim heard the last two sentences that should have been said by Steve and Schiller. He was filled with too many questions. Just as he was about to ask, he coughed twice.
A group of people came around cheering, and Dick was the first to say: "You finally woke up, are you okay?"
"You guys spread out and block the light." Jason drove the others away, looked at Tim and said, "Your health is too bad. You were in a coma for two days before you woke up."
Then he turned to the others and said, "Is there really no need to give him another injection of healing potion?"
"Otherwise, I'll give him some of the green life force of all things, but I'm not sure he can absorb it..."
Tim opened his eyes forcefully, and Dick poured him some water, but now his chest hurt even when he swallowed.
"Your ribs were almost completely broken, your internal organs were concussed, you had a concussion, your wrist was broken, and you almost died." Dick declared Tim's injuries.
Tim glared at Schiller, Schiller definitely did it on purpose!
"I have said it before, you will never know how cold the water is until you fall into the lake. Is there a possibility that your life will be gone? No matter how good your brain is, it will be useless. How does it feel to be killed in one blow?
?”
Tim coughed hard several times.
To be honest, it doesn't feel very good. Ordinary people's bodies are too weak. When faced with such a monster, they won't have any resistance after a slight blow.
Damn, I should have strengthened my body before. Tim thought fiercely, no wonder Bruce is so smart, but he still wants to be an angel. The crushing power is too unsolvable. After returning to the fighting world, he went to the platoon.
Super copy!
He was lying on the recliner. It hurt when he moved even a little bit, but the wonderful fragrance kept reaching his nose.
He asked in a hoarse voice: "What's going on with that dragon?"
"That's an alien monster." Peter came over with a grill and said, "It seems to come from the planet Maclun. It's called Phenomenon. It has been hiding in Hong Kong and doing damage secretly. The doctor and I have been tracking it for a long time."
In an instant, everything became clear.
Schiller took out one more Chinese cigarette and suddenly showed his interest in Cantonese food. Peter, who was late, had to go to the banquet...
All because they have long been eyeing this extraordinary dragon who transformed into a Cantonese chef.