The next morning, Clark was shocked when he met Bruce in the cafeteria. He looked Bruce up and down and said: "God, Bruce, I know you and Selina are in love, but you two...
"
At this time, Diana passed by with a plate. She also looked at Bruce, but maybe because Bruce was a member of the opposite sex, she just clicked her tongue and left.
Clark put his arm around Bruce's shoulders and said: "I understand you, brother, Louis and I are like this sometimes. A break is better than a wedding, but talking about it all night is a bit...forget it, you Batman may be good at staying up late.
"
Bruce sighed and said, "It's not because of Selina."
"That's you?!" Clark was even more shocked. He couldn't help but give Bruce a thumbs up. Bruce pushed his hand down and said angrily: "It's because of Jenna!"
Clark was completely stunned, and then his expression gradually turned serious, but before he could say anything, Bruce said: "Because of Jenna's paper!"
"Oh, I remembered. You said you were very optimistic about that little girl. I also think she is quite smart. What happened to her paper?"
"Her paper wasn't very good."
"Then what are you anxious about?"
"I'm worried she doesn't have a paper!"
Bruce had no choice but to repeat to Clark the content of his conversation with Jenna yesterday. Clark sighed and said: "You are too serious, Bruce. Jenna is an alien. It is normal for her to not understand some things on earth. You
You must give her some time."
"I don't understand how long it will take to write a paper with 10 details and 500 words. I didn't even ask her to find what type of details, and I didn't ask her to find the right ones, even if she made up 10 random ones."
"This just proves that she is honest." Clark opened his mouth and could make Bruce angry to death. He said: "She is not willing to make up nonsense, but she tells you that she can't. This is a sign of honesty. She keeps giving you the answer."
The reason for the call is because she is eager to learn. Even if she cannot hand in the paper this morning, at least she has no intention of fooling you, which means she respects teachers."
Bruce was so angry that his head was smoking.
It’s really not a chicken thing. As we all know, the information content of English is actually quite low. It is the same 100 words. Many other languages can express more information than English. To express the same information, most languages can express more information than English.
The English expression is shorter.
Within the scope of a few hundred words, the difficulty is much lower than that of an 800-word Chinese composition. However, due to the existence of various awkward grammars, within the scope of large papers with a few thousand words or more, it is much lower than the Chinese composition.
A few thousand words is difficult.
Most common assignments in English teaching are small essays, just a few hundred words. There are no strict academic requirements. It usually takes no more than an hour for a native speaker to complete it. If you are deliberately trying to fool yourself, it will take more than ten minutes to finish it.
Someone is here.
Moreover, American schools don’t leave so many kinds of homework. They don’t leave any papers, exercise books, or newspapers. There are generally two types of homework, group assignments and short papers. These two types of homework are left from middle school to college. It is basically impossible for anyone to not be able to do them.
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Even if Jenna is indeed an alien and has not attended middle school on Earth, she can speak English. She can even use the voice input method and only needs to speak a few hundred words. If she uses a complete written expression grammar, she can also speak English in English.
Not many words.
But just for these few hundred words, Jenna spent most of the night with him. Say it or not, the young man was able to stay up late, until 3:30 in the morning, Bruce fell asleep.
As a result, the refreshed Jenna walked over to him. She was carrying a large plate of food and half a piece of bread in her mouth. She whimpered and said to Bruce: "Good morning, Professor."
"Do you think I'm okay?"
"Well, I was a little nervous about writing a paper for the first time. I promise I won't be next time." Jenna gave him an apologetic smile.
With so many people watching in the cafeteria, Bruce couldn't get angry at her. He could only sigh and said, "Put the paper on my desk when you enter the classroom. If it's less than 500 words, you're done!"
But Bruce didn't expect that the paper on his desk would be the beginning of his real nightmare.
As soon as the bell rang, Bruce walked into the classroom on time. He still had to take the criminal investigation class today, and he was teaching the two classes that did not go to class yesterday.
He lowered his head and originally planned to read the lesson plan, but at a glance he saw the paper placed on top of the lesson plan. Within three seconds, he saw 16 grammatical errors, 6 spaces for line breaks, and all periods using full-width separators.
Bruce almost breathed his last and passed.
In fact, it cannot be said that Bruce has any obsession with teaching and educating people, let alone teacher ethics.
But those who have had the experience of tutoring children with homework should understand that the most annoying thing in this process is not that he doesn't do homework, but that you don't know whether some of his behaviors are instinctive or intentional.
Do I hate homework or do I hate you?
Distinguishing between the two will consume all a person's energy, leading to emotional breakdown and mental and physical exhaustion.
The problem facing Bruce is that he doesn't know whether Jenna really doesn't know how to do it or does it on purpose.
After all, she is an alien, and it is indeed possible that she cannot write a paper. But she is so smart in other aspects, so why does she start to look like a retard when it comes to writing a paper?
Because of this, Bruce can't directly take some more radical measures to deal with her, because if she really doesn't know how to do it, let alone whether it will scare her away, just in terms of Superman and Wonder Woman, he
Just can't make it through.
So Bruce could only endure it for the time being and wait until after class to discuss anything else.
Because he wanted to know whether all people who had not received general social education could not write papers, Bruce specially left 500-word papers for these two classes to see how well they wrote.
And Bruce will soon pay the price for his irrational actions when he was angry with his superiors.
When get out of class was over, Bruce called Jenna over. Before he could say anything, Jenna started howling.
"Help, Professor Wayne, Professor Prince is so terrible. She made us do more than 600 push-ups in a temperature of over 40 degrees. My arms are broken!!!"
Bruce's eyes widened and he said, "How many?!"
Jenna drew a number with her foot to show that she really couldn't lift her arm.
"Is Diana crazy? Humans do this much?"
"Oh, that's not true. She said it was formulated based on the physiques of different races. Humans only need to do 60."
"That's quite outrageous."
"Who says it isn't?"
"Wait a minute, that's not why I came to you." Bruce took out Jenna's paper and couldn't even bear to take another look at it. He said, "Miss, do you know how much terrible grammar you used in it?
"
"How much? Let me see."
Jenna put her head over, and Bruce circled every place. Jenna listened very seriously. Bruce asked her to repeat it, and she was able to repeat it. Bruce was a little happy.
But he was happy too early.
Grammar and notation are minor issues. Considering that Jenna is an alien, it is normal for there to be many mistakes in the paper at the beginning.
Content is the big problem.
Bruce didn't even want to let this knowledge get close to his brain, but he still pointed to a line of text and said: "You said that the traces of the ambulance opening the door can infer the height and weight of the other party. Could you please tell me how you inferred it?"
"Judging from the blood stains, the right door was opened first, but the last location where his body was dismembered should have been on the left. However, he did not get off the car on the left, but got off on the right again, which proves that he may have run out of strength.
, so he is a relatively thin person."
Bruce laughed at this and said, "Why do you think his final dismemberment position was on the left?"
"Because of the blood?"
"The blood stains are invisible."
"Uh, footprints..."
"There are no footprints at all."
"The center of gravity of the car."
"It has nothing to do with automotive engineering."
"Well, he'll end up positioning his limbs from bottom to top, which represents a perversion, a way of expressing his feelings, and the hand is on the left."
"So you still come to a conclusion by guessing, and then treat the conclusion as an established fact, and then speculate on what will happen next."
"But this is not a wild guess, that's what he thinks, absolutely."
"Nothing is absolute. Well, let's talk about this. How do the traces of blood spattered on the roof of the car indicate his stay time?"
Just as Jenna was about to say something, Bruce stopped her and said, "Don't guess, just tell me your reasoning process."
"The murderer cut the victim's throat in order to cut off his mouthpiece. Because he had suffered such treatment before, he chose this method to subdue the other party."
"The murderer deliberately caused the blood from the artery to splash onto the ceiling. He wanted to create a barrier. To him, it meant that your god would no longer see you and would no longer help you."
"This means that he occupied part of God's world as a mark of this independent space and killed God's believers. This is also a provocation and echoes the last case."
"He will wait for the barrier to take effect. For him, the coagulation of blood is a sign of the transition from life to death, so he will wait until the blood coagulates before taking action."
"However, he hoped to be able to separate the victim alive, so he would not wait until his blood drained out and died. Therefore, as long as he finds the balance between the blood coagulation time and the human death time, he can confirm how long he stayed in the carriage approximately.
time."
Bruce rubbed his temples and said, "The last two sentences sound close to analysis, but the previous conclusions have no evidence at all."
"I told you I can't find it."
Jenna's facial features wrinkled together, and she said: "Such a simple case, such an obvious emotion, what kind of analysis is needed? I can say this, if the murderer of this case appeared in front of me, I would immediately recognize him.
Come out, he is as obvious as a high beam in the dark, why don't you understand?"
"Tell me about the second case. How many places did you find?" Bruce said.
"Only one place."
"What is it?"
"The posture of the corpse, the posture of the corpse in the oil drum is like a sleeping baby." Jenna looked into Bruce's eyes and said: "
The murderer used to be an insomniac, and in most cases he could not sleep peacefully, but he was cured."