After bidding farewell to Hera, Hal and Bruce first went to the Hesperides Sacred Garden in the far west, picked an apple from the golden apple tree, and used the power of the Hesperides to turn it into a fruit.
Cut and keep intact.
According to the Hesperides sisters, ordinary humans do not need to eat a whole golden apple to gain immortality. In fact, just one bite is enough. One golden apple is enough for a dozen people, so it is better to cut it and store it.
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In addition, Hesperides expressed clear opposition to the idea of using golden apples to make apple pie, because no one has cooked this thing since its birth, and there is no way to guarantee whether there will be any after it is cooked.
The effect was so great that Bruce and Hal could only find a way to trick Oliver into eating it alive.
Then they visited Hephaestus, the god of fire, but Diana's brother was a boring gourd. He only cared about blacksmithing. He seemed to be completely unable to hear Bruce and Hal talking, and he didn't care about the situation in Olympus at all. He only
It was only when Bruce mentioned the cannonballs that he had some mood swings.
But Bruce still couldn't see the cannonball in the end, because Vulcan said that this thing is very dangerous, and no one has the correct way to use it except the person who wants to build it. It can only be used as a last resort to perish together, and it is better not to see it normally.
It's a good day.
Although they are curious, they are not ignorant of the importance. Something that can be treated with such caution by the gods must be very dangerous, and it is best to seal it up safely.
After going around in a circle, they returned to Mercury again and worked with everyone on how to deal with Zeus. Bruce actually had a plan, but he needed someone to cooperate.
"Zeus's weakness is very obvious." Bruce said while sitting at the conference table: "He likes beautiful women and can't walk when he sees them. So we just need to get a beautiful woman to lure him over, and then let the eldest son give him a try. It's best
In this way, Hera's position as acting God King will be justified."
Clark nodded and said: "Good plan, the only question is, where to get the beautiful woman?"
Clark saw Bruce staring at him with burning eyes. Clark pointed at himself and said, "Me?"
"Don't be ridiculous, I'm a man, and with my size, I don't look like a woman in women's clothes." Clark shook his head, as if he thought it was ridiculous, but soon he looked at Bruce again and said, "I
I think you have some hope."
Everyone else stared at Bruce with sharp eyes.
"Do you think Zeus is stupid?" Bruce rolled his eyes and said, "He has supernatural powers, but he can't tell the difference between men and women?"
"But I heard angels have no gender..."
"I'm not a born angel!"
Several people discussed it and found that the most difficult part of this plan was to find a suitable person to seduce. Although there was no need to actually have anything happen with Zeus, it was already difficult to attract Zeus and protect oneself at the same time.
It’s up to you whether others are willing to do it or not.
Everyone has heard of Zeus's reputation. A woman with no brains would not want to get close to this crazy stallion. So what if the child she gives birth to is a demigod? Who on Mount Olympus is not a demigod?
They are all migrant workers with no name or status.
After much deliberation, he couldn't think of a suitable candidate. Bruce thought for a long time and felt that he had to be professional. He contacted Natasha through the Doujie system.
As soon as she heard that it was seduction, Natasha immediately became energetic, but when she heard that it was Zeus, Natasha's tone became obviously disappointed.
Her last seductress was Iron Man Tony Stark. Don’t worry about how he behaved in bed. His skin was quite deceptive, especially his eyes that looked as affectionate as a dog’s. Natasha is still
No meal replacement found.
But after all, Zeus looks like an old man, which is really not the kind Natasha likes. Moreover, this old man also likes to have children for him. Although Natasha is not fertile at all, it is still creepy to think about it.
"I can take this job." Natasha sent the message to Bruce, and she said, "But considering that the other party's image is not very good, we have to pay more."
Bruce sighed, feeling a little headache. Natasha was indeed a professional, but the price she asked was too high. Why did she need so many sets of bat equipment? Could it be that black one-eyed dragon who wants to expand the recruitment? Isn't it possible?
If you find Iron Man's standard equipment, come to him to replace it?
Bruce checked his account balance and thought it would be better to wait for two days. Recently, the business on the east coast has been severely suppressed by the Luther Group, and a lot of talents have been poached. Although the personnel expenses have been reduced by more than half,
But it is still stretched thin, and if the bat equipment assembly line is started again, Tim will fight him desperately.
But at this time, Natasha recommended an unexpected person to him - Luo Ji.
Although Natasha is professional, Luo Ji is even more of a master. More importantly, Bruce looked through Zeus's love history and found that Zeus prefers pure girls, and Luo Ji should be more in line with his aesthetics.
Moreover, Luo Ji is a frost giant and can still hold her brother's hammer. If Zeus really wants to do something, she also has the ability to protect herself. Natasha is worse in this regard.
Of course, Natasha's introduction wasn't for nothing, and they also had to charge an agency fee, but compared to her doing it herself, it was still a lot cheaper.
Bruce quickly contacted Luo Ji. At this time, Luo Ji was still holding a meeting with various Lokis in the fighting world to integrate the resources of Asgard in various universes and jointly fight against the Twilight of the Gods.
Don't you think this is a pillow delivery when you're asleep? Luo Ji was overwhelmed by all these tasks, when Batman called.
After knowing what Bruce was going to do, Luo Ji didn't take it seriously. She was good at seduction, and she was guaranteed to be fascinated by Zeus, but the condition was that Bruce had to go over and help her with the work, and bring Asgard to this.
Let me figure something out.
Bruce felt that Loki, the God of Deception, might be of great use in the future. If so many Lokis could put on a big show together, he had to establish a good relationship with them in advance. The two of them hit it off right away.
Luo Ji went directly to Mercury through the portal, because it was relatively close to the field of light, and she only had to play the magic professor here.
She had also worked as a teacher at Karma Taj Magic Academy before. It was not difficult for her. In order to prevent Zeus from becoming suspicious, she actually taught here. The students all liked this new and beautiful teacher.
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Then, while Luo Ji was taking a magic demonstration class one day, she accidentally collided with Helios who was pulling the Sun Chariot, and even damaged his car.
Luo Ji expressed her extreme apologies and wanted to repair Helios' car. Seeing her beautiful face, Helios originally wanted to say no, but after all, he still had his immediate boss Apollo, and the car broke down and delayed his work. There was nothing he could do.
After explaining to his superior, Helios agreed.
After the car was repaired, Luo Ji made an excuse to send it to him, so she went to the field of light with him and met Apollo.
Luo Ji and Apollo chatted happily. Hera pretended not to know and invited Apollo to have a picnic in her back garden. Apollo took Luo Ji with her.
Zeus's eyes widened when he saw Luo Ji.
This means that Thor is not present, but if Thor is present, Thor can sentence him to death with just one look.
Realizing that Zeus had taken the bait, Luo Ji smiled and said nothing. She continued chatting happily with Apollo, toasted Hera from time to time, and pretended to be curious about the situation on Mount Olympus.
After a picnic, the guests and the host had a great time, and when leaving the field of light, Luo Ji deliberately looked back at Zeus.
This means that Thor is not present, but if Thor is present, Thor can break Loki's legs with just one look.
Zeus had obviously received the signal, and his legs no longer hurt, his waist was no longer sore, and he felt like he could counterattack Mount Olympus.
That night, Mercury's surveillance cameras captured Zeus sneaking around the sun.
After all, Lao Deng still had a bit of shame, so he didn't dare to come directly to the Mercury base and just wandered around the sun. Luo Ji also pretended not to know and went for a walk near the orbit of Venus at regular times every day.
It fell into the eyes of Zeus, so he naturally thought it was a good opportunity, so one day, Zeus happened to meet Luo Ji who was wandering near the orbit.
So according to the nature of urine in most myths and legends, the next step is naturally for the sky to be the quilt and the earth to be the bed, but Luo Ji is so easy to fool, she resisted and welcomed Zeus, and started running after seeing Zeus.
It's not like Zeus has never seen this scene before. When he usually approaches those beauties, he doesn't have to turn into an animal when he's full. Isn't it just to avoid scaring them away?
As soon as he saw Luo Ji running away, he became even more energetic. He didn't care which direction Luo Ji flew in, and chased after her. He didn't even realize that he was getting further and further away from the entrance to the Bright Territory.
Seeing that they were almost in position, Luo Ji appeared behind Zeus in a flash. When Zeus turned around, he saw Luo Ji smiling slyly at him and pointing at Zeus's back with her scepter.
Zeus had an ominous premonition. Before he could turn around, a violent roar came and a huge shadow enveloped him.
Schiller was taking care of his vegetable garden in the backyard. After hearing the doorbell, he took off his gloves and went to the front yard to open the door. As soon as he opened the door, the children rushed in.
"Have you heard? Professor, the eldest son knocked Zeus down and was seriously injured. I heard he won't be able to get up for thousands of years." Elsa shouted at the top of her lungs.
"I want me to see that he deserves it purely, and even fell in the magic teacher of the Mercury base. If the eldest son didn't beat him, I would go to beat him!" The crow waved his fist and said.
"Have you already reported to Mercury Base?" Schiller took off his hat and cleaned the mud from his boots.
"Yes, we have just come back, and we may have to stay on Mercury for most of the next six months. By the way, Professor, have you started growing your own vegetables?"
Schiller nodded and took them to the backyard. In addition to the outdoor vegetable patch, the backyard also had a newly built greenhouse and the pavilion where Diana had been entertained before.
"It looks like we can have fresh salad in the future." Dick walked to the edge of the field, where Elsa also poked her head.
"Yes, I will invite you when the vegetables are ripe. How is Atlantis?"
Dick's face became a little complicated, and he said: "We went to see Arthur. He is seriously injured. I'm afraid he won't be able to get out of bed for a while."
"Really?" Schiller asked.
"Well, I feel like he's actually getting better, but he doesn't seem to want to get better, because as long as he's still lying in bed, he can throw everything to his fiancée, and he doesn't have to go to Mercury to teach any biology
In nature class, he is obviously slacking off."
Schiller picked up the kettle and said: "He may think that Mera is more suitable to be the King of the Sea than him, so why did he hurt the eldest son of Zeus?"
"The resurrected Ares and the Green Lantern Corps teamed up to seal it on Venus." Jason sighed and said, "If nothing else happens, he should become a graduation exam question for the students."