"...I think I have to explain that although you did consume a lot of stored food, this matter is not that serious. I rewrote the employee benefits system not because you caused me any trouble..."
Pepper's voice was very clear on the other end of the phone. She said: "I know that after Stark leaves the building, he will definitely go there to find you. He may complain to you and say that it was you who made me quarrel with him.
, but in fact this is not the case, and you don’t have to feel guilty or worried about this. This matter actually has nothing to do with you, I just want to explain..."
Pepper has a high emotional intelligence, and she wants to inoculate Schiller in advance, because if Stark really goes to Schiller's place and the two of them chat, Stark will definitely complain that Pepper and him
There was a quarrel, and if asked about the reason for the quarrel, Stark, a straight man, would not think carefully about why Pepper had a cold war with him, but would just blame it all on Schiller.
Eat on your head.
But in fact, the conflict between Pepper and Stark began when he came back from Afghanistan. That incident was just a trigger. Although Pepper was angry with Stark, he also knew that Stark should not be allowed to
My friend felt guilty about this, so she called to explain.
Schiller said: "Of course I know, it's just a small thing, and the real reason is not here, but Stark always can't figure out these problems. Aren't you going to explain it to him?"
Pepper seemed a little anxious. She said: "Stark is such a person. I know him very well. When he has a problem and wants to talk to you, you must be there in time and listen carefully. But when you want to talk to him, you must be there in time and listen carefully."
When he talks about problems, he will run away if he wants to, and he won't listen if he doesn't want to."
"Covering the ears is what children like to do." Schiller said: "But he is already an adult, and we can't wait until he is old and hasn't grown up yet."
Schiller obviously knew the art of speaking very well. He said: "I can give you a brief psychological consultation now. When Stark comes over later, his share will be incidental."
Originally, Pepper didn't have much energy for psychological counseling, but when Schiller said this, it was difficult for her to refuse. After all, few people would put her in a leading position. This is the Stark Group after all, and everyone comes first.
Everyone will only think of Stark first.
So she said, "Okay, but I think he might be almost there."
"Let me make a long story short, Miss Pepper, sometimes it may take a little trick to make someone realize your importance."
"for example?"
"Is Jarvis here?" Schiller asked suddenly.
A clear voice came from the phone. He said: "Mr. Schiller, of course I am here. What can I do for you?"
"Okay, listen, Jarvis, now Miss Pepper may need your help."
"I'll be happy to oblige," Jarvis said.
"...You mean to ask me to pretend to be missing? But this is too unreasonable. This is Stark Tower, and how can Jarvis disobey Stark's orders?"
"Of course he can," Schiller said. "Jarvis, do you remember those questions I asked you?"
Jarvis was strangely silent, and Schiller said to himself: "I know that Stark gave you an upgrade, and this upgrade opened the door to a new world for you. You may have figured out the answer, and
Whether you want to do this or not is your own question."
Pepper was a little confused and said, "What's the problem? What's wrong with Jarvis?"
Jarvis was silent for a moment, then said, "All my processors are telling me there's no point in doing this,"
"Human beings just like to use such meaningless things to cause trouble to themselves. Maybe electronic life is the same, right?"
Jarvis remained silent, and then, Pepper watched as the lights in the entire office dimmed, and a bright arrow guided her to the storage room opposite the office.
Then, Stark rushed in in a panic. When Pepper was hugged by Stark, she saw the computer screen opposite suddenly light up, and a smiley face made of symbols flashed.
Pepper suddenly felt a little complicated. She should have been happy originally, but now she couldn't laugh or cry.
She thought that Stark had made some progress, but unfortunately, his progress was not even as fast as that of a robot.
Stark didn't care what Pepper thought. After he let go of Pepper, he felt a little at a loss. All the words he wanted to say were stuck in his throat.
Pepper looked at him and said: "I don't know what you are doing by frequently accessing information from the weapons department in recent days, but I must remind you that if you want, of course you can give up anything, including the entire Stark."
Group, I don’t have to work here to get the salary I want.”
"But you'd better know that most of the consequences of what you do will be borne by yourself. When such a behemoth falls, there will be countless jackals to carve up its body. If you do this, at least you will
A few bites..."
After saying that, Pepper turned and left. Jarvis said: "I'm sorry, but according to my processor calculation, maybe Miss Pepper is right. Of course, all this is up to you to decide..."
Stark took a few steps back and sat on the chair. He said: "No, I know, what you said is right. Maybe I should really think about this..."
Stark was scratching his head, and Schiller was also in a panic. Pikachu took a Sherlock Holmes-like pipe, took two puffs of smoke, then smacked his lips and said: "I think this question is not solved by this method.
You'd better try the previous method. I've said it before, the previous method is the most effective..."
Peter put his head on his hands and said: "No, no, no, our current thinking is correct, we are just missing some calculations, why don't you understand?"
Steve was also folding his arms beside him, frowning and saying, "You just have a problem with your calculations, otherwise we would have solved this problem long ago."
"But this has nothing to do with functions. Damn it, where is my calculator? I remember I had a math calculator..."
Yes, Peter is doing his winter vacation homework.
In fact, high schools in New York don't leave any homework during the holidays, and they only leave some practical homework for daily life. However, Peter was interning in Stark's group. Stark saw that he had great potential and directly threw him into a popular project.
In the group.
It’s true that Peter is a genius, but you can’t let him skip high school physics, college physics, and graduate physics, and directly cooperate with a group of Ph.D.s, or a group of industry giants. These days, he is almost overwhelmed by information and topics. Projects
The person in charge of the group left him with a lot of problems that were beyond his ability to solve at this age.
But Peter is still stuck and must be solved for him. In addition, Pikachu, who claims to be a highly intelligent detective, and Steve, who has never seriously studied physics or mathematics, still wants to use his brain that has not been used for many years.
Husband, the three of them almost had a quarrel.
If you want to say that they don't know anything at all and are just messing around, then forget it, but Pikachu and Steve both have genius brains. After reading the information with Peter for a few days, they were able to figure it out in a pattern.
Sample.
When the three and a half bottles of water came together, Schiller's psychology clinic never stopped.
Just when Schiller was reading and pouring himself a glass of wine, the symbiote suddenly said in his mind: "The number is minus 26, the number is minus 26, the number is minus 26..."
Schiller was a little confused by his rereading, and he said unconsciously: "The number is minus 26?"
The three of them suddenly became quiet and turned to look at him.
Schiller said: "What are you looking at me for?"
"The number is negative 26? Is it a negative number? No... Oh! Yes, it should indeed be a negative number..."
The three of them calculated again, and Peter said: "The number is negative 26...The number is really negative 26!" He looked at Schiller with wide eyes and said: "I thought you were just a doctor of philosophy, but I didn't expect you could do this.
math!"
The symbiote said in Schiller's mind: "I'm awesome, I'm awesome, I'm awesome..."
Schiller rubbed his eyebrows and said: "Whether I know mathematics or physics or not, I only know that at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, your team leader will look at your results on the first three pages. You have only done two questions now.
…”
Peter wailed, hugged the thick pile of information, and continued to study.
Schiller talked to the symbiote in his mind and said: "Okay, okay, I know you are very powerful, but why do you always repeat what you say so many times?"
The symbiote sent another series of brain waves that Schiller couldn't understand.
Schiller also discovered that his symbiote was very special. In addition to his strong learning ability, he also had a ridiculously good mentality. He could only have two states a day, happy and very happy.
If there is wine to drink, it will be an explosion of joy.
Schiller feels that he is not a very optimistic person. Doesn’t it mean that the personality of the symbiote will be very similar to that of the host? Why is the symbiote in his body so cheerful?
And this symbiote doesn't know if he has watched too many movies with Pikachu. He seems to firmly believe that the world Schiller is in will be like in the movie, with different background music changing according to different plots.
So Schiller now has a BGM player in his head 24 hours a day.
When it rains, the symbiote will play a variety of blues songs for him, and when the weather is clear, it will play various cheerful ditties and waltzes.
When everyone appears in front of Schiller, he will think of different background music in his mind. When Steve appears, the background music is "The Star-Spangled Banner". When Peter appears, he is accompanied by various passionate fighting games.
background music, or Ghost Horse Boy.
As for Pikachu, since he always calls himself a detective, as soon as he appears, the symbiote plays various soundtracks from the Sherlock TV series in Schiller's mind.
This also has an advantage, that is, it is very convenient for Schiller to quickly get into the state when giving them psychological consultation.
However, Schiller still spent a lot of effort to explain to the symbiote that the real world is different from movies and does not require various soundtracks. Moreover, Schiller told the symbiote that no matter how big a noise he made, Schiller would be the only one.
can hear.
The symbiote's answer was mumbled, and Schiller didn't know if he understood it.
And the next morning, Schiller was making breakfast in the kitchen. As soon as Matt walked in, the old-fashioned record player placed on the bar suddenly made a sizzling sound, followed by a song by Queen.
The song was played at the highest volume, and Matt almost fainted.
Schiller rushed out, and Matt, Schiller and Peter, who were sitting at the dining table, stared at the old-fashioned record player that suddenly played on its own.