Seven hundred and ninetieth chapters deadly joke (eighteen)
"You actually dare to rummage through my house without my permission and even move in??!
Bruce Wayne!
You damn rude bastard!
!I should have given you a shot before I left! You will only be at peace if you lie in the hospital!
!」
Bruce was a little stunned. Originally, he was very surprised when he saw Selena appearing in front of him, but he didn't expect that Selena didn't come to him to reunite after a long absence. A break is better than a new marriage.
, she came to settle accounts with him.
Selina rushed back so quickly because she was not worried about Bruce's mental state. She simply came back in a rage after hearing Maggie say that Bruce was packing things in her room and planned to move in.
Selena kept swearing, and she said: "You damn unruly rich old man! Do you know, this will make it impossible for me to get along in the East End in the future! Boyfriend?? Even if you are my husband
, can't live in my apartment! Only I can enter the apartment I rent, everyone else can get out of here!
"
In anger, Selina dragged Bruce through the East End neighborhood and back to the apartment where she originally lived. As soon as the two of them entered the apartment, they happened to bump into the landlord coming down the stairs.
The landlord was stunned when he saw the two of them, but Selena didn't pause at all. She strode up and slapped her, leaving three streaks of blood on the landlord's cheek.
"Hef!
You East End fool who is dumber than a groundhog and blinder than a mole!
!I really should have shot your mother before I left, and then let you go home crying!
Stuff her ashes into the crotch of the madam on the street next door!
!」
"Selena! Are you crazy?!" Hef yelled, "You brought a stranger home and let him live there!"
Selena stretched out her index finger with black nail polish, poked the tip of her finger on Hef's nose, and said to him: "How dare you let an East Side thief enter my apartment! I will hang your son's head tomorrow."
On my balcony!
!」
"I told you, that's because your boyfriend moved in without permission. He's not from our place. You should know very well..."
Selena stretched out her other hand, slapped Hef across the face, and said to him: "When did I say I don't live here anymore?! You have to take care of me even if I bring Kaizi back to spend the night?!"
Why don’t you care about your wife kissing a black man’s beep——??!
!」
The sound of the two people quarreling spread throughout the corridor. Many people looked out to see. When they saw that Selena and Hef were arguing, many people shrank back. After a long time, an old man came out and said:
"Stop the quarrel! Stop the quarrel! How did you get so much energy to quarrel? I understand what happened. Isn't it just that Selena went out for two days and brought a man back to live with her? Isn't that something?
What happened?"
"But if everyone is like her, who knows if a madman will blow up my building that day?!" Hef said, squeezing his neck.
Selina crossed her arms and said in a sinister tone: "Really? You don't care about that dirty guy on the third floor bringing women home, you don't care about that green guy on the fifth floor who fucked her five times in three days, and you, you...
You stinky old gambler, why don’t you pretend to be a good guy here? Do you think I don’t know? A month ago, your son killed a little girl in the room...”….
"What do you want?!" Hef said with a sullen face: "I have taken back your house and rented it to others. Don't think about living here anymore. Get out of here!"
Selena turned back, grabbed the umbrella from Bruce's hand, and threw it at Hef. Hef didn't react at all and could only cover his face with his arm.
Selena scolded her while beating her: "Dirty, unruly bug! Tonight, I will let your deeds spread throughout the East District!
!」
The old man quickly stepped forward to stop him and said, "Selena!
Don’t go crazy here, you’ll make everyone unable to sleep..."
"Hef! Hef! Just let her do this
Are you making trouble? Let me tell you, just refund the rent to her, don’t you earn enough?!”
"This damn scoundrel, ***!" Hef scolded while being beaten, and the old man continued to persuade: "You know she is a ***! Aren't you afraid that one day he will climb into the boss's bed?! She will
One shot will kill you!"
With a "swish" sound, four blood marks were scratched out on Hef's back. Upon seeing the blood, the onlookers in the corridor hurriedly ran up to stop him.
In the end, Hef's clothes turned into rags, and Selena's hair was loose. She pushed her long hair back hard and gasped:
"I've only been gone for a few days, but you, a coward, dare to challenge me. If you don't give me an explanation today, you'll smash all the windows here!"
Hef even said out of breath: "Selena, you...you crazy woman..."
"Am I just crazy?!" Selena raised her voice and said, "I have been here for so many years, is this the first day you met me?!
As she said that, she went up to grab Hef's clothes again. Hef's wife also ran out, but she couldn't beat Selena at all. Hef's son was a teenager this year and didn't dare to come forward at all. The residents in the building
No one can stop Selena from going crazy.
And Bruce had already been pushed aside. Let alone stopping Selina, he couldn't even stop the person who started the fight.
The fighting skills he has learned can only be used in situations like facing gongs and drums in a decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden City. In this kind of chaotic street fight, the more skills you have, the more beatings you will get.
However, Selena is obviously a master. No matter how many people around her try to pull her back, she just grabs Hef and beats him up.
Her size was not an advantage and she couldn't suppress the big man like Hef, so she gave full play to her advantages of sharp teeth and claws. She used her nails and teeth together, and repeatedly attacked the injured areas, including the four wounds on her back.
The skin was almost torn off by Selena.
"Hef! Hef!" someone shouted: "Don't you know that this wild cat has always been a madman? Why should she rent her house to others?!"
"How about you return the rent to her quickly!" Another person said: "It's only a few dozen dollars. If she really targets you, the medical expenses will be more than that!"
The people who started the fight were all echoing, and Hef finally couldn't bear it anymore. He shouted: "Stop! Selena!"
!」
Selena gasped and shook her hands to shake off the blood on her fingertips. She glared at Hef and said, "Give me my money back, or I will make you and your family look good!"...
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Hef grinned and touched the wound, instructing his wife to get the money. His wife came back with a whole banknote, with a denomination much larger than the rent.
Selena snatched it over and said, "This baby is mine! Don't follow me, or I will dig out your eyes!"
As she said that, she stepped back step by step. When she came to Bruce, she pulled him and ran out. Hef chased after her, but she couldn't catch up with the speed of the two of them.
After running into a dark alley, Selena finally stopped, holding her knees and breathing hard.
After a while, she straightened up, holding the banknote in one hand, and her middle and index fingers of the other hand together. Then she flicked the end of the banknote. Listening to the crisp sound, she smiled and said, "It was so big when I first came back."
The harvest is really good!"
After saying that, she looked at Bruce and said, "I really don't understand how you could be kicked out by a weakling like Hef?"
At this time, Bruce had woken up from that kind of philosophical thinking, because he fell into another kind of shock. He had never seen such a shrewd Catwoman.
In the past, Selina was not very strong in front of him. In most cases, Batman took the lead. Selina liked to act coquettishly with him, and she was mostly gentle when discussing things with him.
Soft words, like a kitten meowing in its owner's arms.
But today, Bruce deeply realized that he may have some misunderstandings about Catwoman. Let’s not talk about whether she is coquettish or not. Is this really a domestic cat? Why does it look more like a tigress?
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Ruth had never heard a voice like Selena's. Her speech was at least ten times rougher than her usual, with a high pitch and a loud voice. She also cursed without any scruples, throwing out all the curse words as if they were free. The whole corridor was filled with laughter.
More than a dozen people can't match her mouth.
But at this time, Selena approached him again and said: "Okay, now that I have got my rent back, I don't blame you, but... you can't just enter my house in the future, my house
It's mine. If you want to find a place to sleep, go back to your own home..."
Listening to her delicate voice, Bruce felt that everything just now might be an illusion. At this time, Selina also noticed the wounds on his face. She took a breath, then held Bruce's face and said to him: "
Oh my god! Honey, what’s wrong with you?”
Selina sniffed, took a whiff and said, "Did you get those chemical reagents splashed on you?...Oh, did it get splashed on your face? What were you doing?!"
Selena took two steps back, looked Bruce up and down, and then realized that there was something wrong with Bruce's dress.
Especially the pair of shoes on his feet. Selina remembered that Bruce should have worn leather shoes most of the time, and they were the kind of shiny leather shoes that could be seen. Why did the rain boots on his feet look so like East End?
People will wear it?
"Where did you buy these boots?" Selena knelt down and took a look and said, "Why did you buy this kind of spliced goods?... You won't be deceived, will you???"
Selina realized that something was wrong, and she stood up. Staring into Bruce's eyes, she put her hands on her hips and said to him: "What have you done in the past month? Tell me right away!"
Bruce actually didn't want to say it, because he had been vaguely aware of some problems. Men always have extra self-esteem when facing beautiful women. Therefore, when Bruce faced Selena like this, he was a little
Guilty-minded.
However, as Selina's eyes became colder and colder, Bruce thought about Hef's tragic situation, and he decided to explain everything.
"I lived in the slums for more than a month."
Selena nodded without showing any surprise. Maggie had already told her about it.
Later, Selena showed a puzzled expression and said: "You have only lived here for more than a month, how did you live like this? What happened to you? Has that lunatic called the clown come to see you again?
?Injured you?"
Bruce didn't know how to speak, but he still shook his head and said, "No... Not only did he not hurt me, he also helped me."
Selina's eyes became even more confused. Looking at Bruce's haggard mental state in front of her, she said, "Okay, let me ask you a question. First of all, where did these shoes come from?"
"I bought it."
"How much did it cost?"
"Five dollars."
"How many???!
"
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