"Dou Yacai, you're going to regret it if you're so fair. Do you know the Sixth Prince?"
Ga(⊙o⊙)
"This... I know a little bit about it." Dou Yacai started to sweat. She glanced at Liu Huang secretly. He looked like an old god and showed no signs of getting angry.
"People in the village say that the sixth prince is the emperor's most beautiful son. He is fair and tender. It's a pity that he has a broken sleeve."
"……seven……"
"Pa!" Just when Dou Yacai was about to speak, Aunt Seven stepped forward, raised her hand that had been worked hard for many years, and slapped Liu Hao on the buttocks. Liu Hao's steps were unsteady and he stumbled forward.
After a step, the originally dull expression on his face froze.
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Dou Yacai's eyes and mouth widened at the same time, and her hair stood on end. Seventh Aunt, Liu Hao's butt can't be touched. You... look at Liu Hao. The veins on his forehead are so exposed that they are about to burst out from under his skin.
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The sixth prince, who is so valuable, was spanked by a rural woman o(╯□╰)o
"Listen to this sound, and you will know that this ass is not strong enough for labor." Aunt Seven showed a look of disdain, "Dou Yacai, have you forgotten? Aunt Seven told you that the most important thing about a man is not
The face is the butt. When choosing a man, you should choose a man with a strong butt. This time you want the face instead of the butt. You will regret it in the future. I think you are a worse husband than Ah San. Ah San has a good butt.
, he has been waiting for you, and comes to our house every day to ask if Dou Yacai is back."
Aunt Seven's eyes lingered between Liu Hao's butt and face, and she shook her head repeatedly with emotion and regret.
Even though he was the famous Sixth Prince, facing this naive farmer, he could only hold hands and look into his teary eyes, and was speechless and choked. He felt very depressed.
"Book……"
"Aunt Seven, let's go into the house, I'm hungry." Dou Yacai took Liu Hao's hand and hurriedly urged Aunt Seven to stop talking there. Is Liu Hao's habit of throwing people away just for those who want to
She hasn't figured out the woman who wants to take advantage of him yet. If he gets upset later and abandons Aunt Seven, a middle-aged and elderly woman, what should she do?
Liu Hao glared at her, lowered his voice and said, "For the sake of her raising you."
Dou Yacai took advantage of Aunt Seven to walk in front and cupped her fists at him to express her profound gratitude.
This is a thatched hut, located on a hillside. There are rolling green hills in front of and behind the house. There are no flowers or fancy things in front of the house. There are only vegetables and garlic sprouts and other filling plants. There are also some chickens walking back and forth in front of the house.
There were worms to eat in the vegetable patch and in the mud. On the left side of the hut was a pig pen built by oneself. There was a pig in the pen. It was looking at the two people who suddenly came with wide eyes.
"Uncle, do you feel like 'picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence and leisurely seeing the southern mountains'?"
"There is only the feeling of 'there is no choice but to let the flowers fall'."
"Where are the flowers? How pretentious! You wanted to see flowers, but there aren't any."
"No, I would rather take a look at your childhood sweetheart, Ah San."
"..." Dou Yacai cleverly closed her mouth and stopped talking.
Entering the house, there was a small, low bench and a slightly larger chair. Just like in the palace in the past, Liu Hao sat down as soon as he walked in. He sat on the big chair and placed Dou Yacai on it.
He was really tired from carrying and carrying things, and facing such a strange person as Aunt Seven.
"In our village, men usually let women sit first."
As soon as Liu Hao's buttocks were on the stool, he heard Aunt Seven's words "in our village", and he had no choice but to stand up angrily.
"Dou Yacai, you sit down. I used to sit on the big chair and you sat on the small bench. Now that you have grown up, it's a different time. I sit on the small bench and you sit on the big chair." Aunt Seven sat down.
, I could only hear the squeaking sound of the small bench, which really made people worry that her slightly fat body would crush the small bench.
"Then...where should he sit?" Dou Yacai said awkwardly. There were only two chairs in the room. Where should Uncle Liu Hao sit?
"Just stand, or squat. Men sit too much and don't have a good butt."
"A woman's buttocks get bigger when she sits more." Liu Hao finally couldn't stand a country woman who kept criticizing his proud buttocks.
"Uncle..." Why did Liu Hao start arguing with a country woman?
"Butts can give birth to children. Look, Dou Yacai's butt is a big butt compared to her thin body. In the future, giving birth to children will be like laying eggs. If you have a big butt, you will definitely give birth to a boy. If you marry
I'll give it to you, alas, what a pity." Aunt Seven made no secret of her likes and dislikes.
She has always been brooding about Dou Yacai marrying a man with a bad ass, and she also regrets that Dou Yacai did not marry Ah San from the village, as she said, "There was a time when everything was difficult, except for Wushan, it was not Yun's intention." This
The two lines of the poem say that for those who have experienced the incomparably deep and vast sea, the water elsewhere can no longer attract him; except for the steaming clouds of Wushan, the clouds elsewhere are eclipsed. It means that after Aunt Seven patted Asan's good ass,
In her eyes, all butts are inferior to Asan's butt, even the prince's butt.
Dou Yacai looked at Liu Hao apologetically, and then sat on the big chair, sweating profusely between the two of them, listening to the debate, but Aunt Seven actually asked Liu Hao to stand.
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Aunt Seven and Dou Yacai looked back at the past and looked forward to the future together. In fact, Dou Yacai didn't know anything about what happened "back then", but perhaps because there was a tacit understanding between the modern soul and the ancient body, so when
When Aunt Seven mentions what happened back then, she will also have a familiar feeling.
Liu Hao, on the other hand, was forced to stand all the time. He suddenly realized that his prince and his good looks were nothing in front of this pair of people who were not mother and daughter, but better than mother and daughter.
After chatting for a long time, Aunt Seven stood up and said:
"The damn ghost is coming back. I'm going to cook. Dou Yacai, you go to the market and buy some rice. Remember, when you see danger, you should run away. Don't come together to watch the fun, and don't pick it up randomly.
When things come back, animals can be picked up, and you can eat them after you kill them. As for people, don't pick them up, because this will eat up a lot of food in the house. If you don't have food to eat, you will starve to death. Remember what I always tell you before
"?" Aunt Seven asked with a simple and honest smile.
"Remember, remember." Dou Yacai felt a little sour in her heart. Her eyes accidentally caught sight of Liu Hao, and the corners of his mouth seemed to twitch uncomfortably.
"Oh, I forgot that you are now a young lady from a wealthy family, so you won't go hungry. Speaking of which, Aunt Seven really treated you badly and failed to fulfill her promise to your mother. I will take good care of you.
That’s not good. How is your mother-in-law treating you when you’re at his house?”
When Dou Yacai heard this, she almost shed tears.
"You raised her very well, she is smart and...cute, and there is someone else who will...rob her from me."
Liu Hao, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, causing the two women in the room to look at him at the same time.
"Although it's a bit self-righteous." Liu Hao added uncomfortably. Seeing that the two of them were still looking at him, he continued, "Don't you want to buy rice?"
Dou Yacai took the rice bag given by Aunt Seven and walked out of the house, and walked to the market with Liu Hao. Aunt Seven was busy cooking in front of the stove.
"Do you really think I'm smart and cute?"
"Of course it's fake. Look at you. You look as dry as if you were carved out of a stick. You're dull and tasteless."
Dou Yacai rolled her eyes at him. Would making someone happy make her ugly? She must be reminded from time to time how ugly she is.
"Although it's dull and tasteless, Ah San from the village is still waiting for me." After Dou Yacai finished speaking, she ran forward without looking back.
It is said to be a market, but it is not as prosperous as the capital city. There are only a few slightly larger grain stores and butcher shops in the entire market, and there are also some small stalls where vendors put various things together. Some stalls
There was no one in front of me, only a small basket with some coins in it. People passing by saw the items on the stall and took them away, then threw the money in the small basket. It really felt like "the house is not closed at night and the street is not picking up lost things".
"This place is indeed much better than the palace." Liu Hao sighed.
"Then why don't you go back and live in seclusion here."
"Don't go back? If we stay here, I'm afraid the peace here will be gone." Dou Yacai's words brought Liu Hao back to reality.
"Uncle..." Dou Yacai stopped.
"What's wrong?"
"I just hope that you will not go against your will no matter what, whether it is facing the throne that may be given to you in the future, or... third brother."
Liu Hao glanced at her and said nothing. How can many things be decided by one's mind?
The two of them continued walking forward, and the rice store was close at hand.
"Dou Yacai, is it you? Are you back?" Suddenly, a reckless young man rushed in front of them and threw the bag of rice on his shoulders on the ground. He was ecstatic but at a loss, and kept shaking his hands.
Rubbing the sweat from his head, he opened his white teeth and smiled stupidly. This smile was so clean that it was flawless under the sun.
"Are you..." Liu Hao and Dou Yacai both looked at the dark, muscular young man's butt like a calf, "Ah San?"
In fact, for a moment, Liu Hao was a little envious of his innocent smile. He also had this kind of smile many years ago.
"It's me, it's me, Dou Yacai, why did you leave so suddenly? It made me cry under the tree for a long time. I went to Aunt Seven every day to ask if you were back, and she said no. When I was very young
I started saving money to marry you in the future. I thought the money was useless, but now that you are back, it is useful again." The innocent Ah San was so happy that he completely ignored the jade tree behind Dou Yacai, who was handsome and smiling.
It seems that the people in his village will automatically ignore Liu Huan, who is not smiling at all.
"Dou Yacai, I will ask my father to go to your house to propose marriage later. The calf we raised together has grown into a big cow. I often talk to it when you are not around. I think it is you.
Now it is about to give birth to a calf again. Dou Yacai, do you want to see our old cow give birth to a calf? Dou Yacai, when my father goes to propose marriage, if you are shy, just hide in the back room. Don't
Come out, Dou Yacai,..."
Ah San's eyes were full of expectation and happiness, making people unable to bear to shatter his beautiful dream.