"What are you talking about?" Aunt Seven asked Liu Hao again, and at this time Ah San also rushed to Aunt Seven. His dark face was glistening with sweat. He just heard Uncle Six telling his father that "Lao San, hurry up."
When he came to propose marriage, his calf was born happily. He couldn't wait for his father to prepare the gift, so he came with his most beloved calf in his arms.
Liu Hao looked coldly at this rotten butt that had no trace of his presence in its eyes. How about this ass that bounces when it walks?
"Aunt Qi, this calf was born to me and Dou Yacai's old cow. This is a gift for marriage proposal. Please accept it. I, Ah San, promise to be kind to Dou Yacai in the future, like...like..."
What is it like? Ah San couldn't find a suitable metaphor at once, and he scratched his head anxiously.
Ah San will always only have Dou Yacai in his heart. Even when Liu Hao holds Dou Yacai sideways in his arms, he can't see anyone else. In short, within three meters, all he can see is Dou Yacai:
"Dou Yacai, I will be nice to you as you want me to be. There are three things I can guarantee: I'll keep you fed, I'll keep you sleeping, and I'll keep you happy." Ah San was so pious that he almost swore to heaven.
Indeed, if a man can take care of a woman's food, shelter and happiness, then it is worthwhile to marry such a man.
"My dear friend, it seems that I have already said that Dou Yacai is a married woman. Is it possible that you want to seduce a good woman? The government will betray you and send you to the army." Liu Hao threatened the ignorant Asan, and then
Put Dou Yacai down and take out the jade pendant hanging with you. There is a word "睝" on it.
"Aunt Seven, this is my gift. I want to marry Dou Yacai and I want the bridal chamber."
"...the cave...the bridal chamber..." I wonder, uncle, did you enter the topic too quickly? Dou Yacai pinched Liu Hui, but the Sixth Prince remained motionless.
On one side was a newborn calf whose eyes had not yet opened but still stained with blood, and on the other side was a priceless jade pendant with the name of the sixth prince of the current dynasty engraved on it. The owners of both things looked at Aunt Seven.
"Well...just wait for a moment..." Aunt Seven pulled Uncle Six aside and chirped again, and then the two of them nodded at the same time.
During this process, Ah San kept raising his face and looking at Liu Hao provocatively, but Liu Hao just glanced at him lightly. There was a strong smell of gunpowder between the two people, one tall and one short.
"We have decided, between jade pendants and calves, the calf is obviously better. When the calf grows up, it becomes a big cow. The big cow can plow fields, give birth to calves, and eat beef. It has great effects, and
, we all agree that a man must have a good butt to have a good character..."
"This jade pendant can buy all the cows!"
Seeing that Aunt Seven's standards for looking at things were so different, Liu Hao was afraid that she would regard his gift from his father as scrap metal, so he quickly said, "And...and...butts will become...
, his butt is good now, does it mean that his butt will be good in the future, I... If my butt is not good now, it may not be good in the future."
Liu Huan's theory on the change of buttocks can be called the most powerful theory in the history of the Liu Dynasty. Many, many years later, good people talked about this period and the Sixth Prince proudly said that his buttocks would definitely become better.
At that time, I was still shocked. There was even a rumor among the people for a while that the Sixth Prince Liu Hui practiced volleys every day in order not to lose to the good ass Asan.
What on earth is wrong with him, in front of this hut, in front of this farmer and children, comparing the jade pendant his father gave him to a calf, and discussing such an explicit topic without blushing or heartbeat?
He also saw Dou Yacai's forcefully suppressed smile. Is Liu Huan crazy? Could it be.
This is probably due to the influence of Dou Bean Cai.
"Dou Yacai, what do you think?"
Aunt Seven couldn't make up her mind, so she asked the person involved.
Dou Yacai suppressed her smile, thinking that it had been almost a day since she ran out of the capital. She didn't know what earth-shattering things would happen in the palace if she stayed any longer. If Liu Hao didn't return to the palace for a long time, and the emperor went to see Liu Hao again.
If so, everything would be terrible, so she made a choice with a clear sense of justice:
"Aunt Seven, we... better accept this jade pendant."
As soon as Ah San heard this, he sat down on the ground again, buried his head on the calf, and shed tears.
"I think, my dear fellow, you might as well be the main dish at tonight's wedding banquet."
"Sixth Prince, this is enough." Dou Yacai pushed him, walked to Ah San, and pulled him up from the ground. She would not laugh off the injury.
"Ah San, don't cry. I really have to leave. I just came back to see Aunt Seven and Uncle Six. I feel very happy spending time herding cattle with you."
"Really?" Ah San stopped crying, wiped her tears with her sleeve, and asked Dou Yacai seriously, "Are you really happy?"
"Yeah." Although it was not the time she had experienced, the scene of a happy boy and an innocent and romantic girl grazing cattle in the fields and mountains appeared in her mind. The picture was very clean and beautiful.
"Dou Yacai, if you leave, will you come back to see me?"
"I……"
"No way." Liu Hao said over Dou Yacai's words. Dou Yacai glared at her. Did he think she would say yes? What she wanted to say was no longer possible.
"Okay, Dou Yacai, if you take good care of yourself, I will also take good care of you."
Ah San picked up the calf, took one last look at Dou Yacai, and walked away slowly.
Just like before, even if Liu Hao put his hand on Dou Yacai's shoulder, he couldn't see it. The only thing he saw was Dou Yacai, the leaves that occasionally fell under the peach blossom tree a long time ago, and the wind from the tree.
The sound of the trees blowing and the chirping of the birds are all so happy and joyful.
From then on, young Ah San's unrequited love for Princess Dou Yacai came to an end. In this love battle between Ah San and Ah Liu, Ah Liu was declared the winner.
"Dou Yacai, let's get married." Liu Hao took Dou Yacai's hand and said, "Aunt Seven, bring all the red and green flowers."
"No, no, I don't want it."
"Why don't you want it again?" Liu Hao had a headache.
"Because...because..."
"Girl, why?"
"Because... because I don't want to have a bridal chamber..." Dou Yacai broke away from Liu Hao's hand. She would not forget the different look in his eyes when he said "want to have a bridal chamber". That day, he was given an aphrodisiac.
, that look is a bit scary.
"It's going to happen one day. It's better to start early than later." Liu Hao grabbed her hand that was trying to escape.
"..." Dou Yacai was anxious and had no choice but to break free from his shackles. She simply lowered her head and bit his wrist hard. Liu Hao made a painful sound of "hissing" but did not let go.
.
"Seventh Aunt, Sixth Uncle, time is pressing. We have to return to the palace. I will leave it to you two."
Dou Yacai had no choice but to be taken into the house by Aunt Seven, while Liu Hao and Uncle Six were sitting in another room waiting.
The sixth uncle had been quietly sizing up Liu Hao. He opened his mouth several times, but hesitated. When he opened his mouth and was about to close it for the last time, Liu Hao said: "If you have anything, just ask."
"Is it really okay to ask?" Uncle Six was afraid that asking such a question would hurt the man's self-esteem.
"It's really possible."
"Dou Yacai is 12 this year, sir, I think he must be 22 anyway."
"Twenty-four."
"Oh. I don't know... how to solve that matter."
"...Ahem... I have my own solution, don't bother." Liu Hao didn't expect Uncle Six to ask this kind of question. The people from "our village" were really direct and direct in their speech.
"Oh, that's good. If you hold it in, you'll get sick. I'll tell you something quietly. No one knows about it except me. Do you want to listen?"
Liu Hao looked at Uncle Six who wanted to say something, but couldn't bear to let him down. Although he didn't want to hear it, he still nodded. Uncle Six saw him and patted him:
"I never thought that the sixth prince like you, who is so talented, would also like to pry into other people's privacy." (⊙ o ⊙) "I tell you, you must not tell others, the thunder tiger at the entrance of the village cannot afford a wife at home, so he spends all his time alone.
Solution, now...it's...no longer possible, so you must be careful. Don't wait until Dou Yacai is big and something goes wrong again. Then it's really a waste of effort. Please pay attention.
Do you know?"
After Liu Hao heard this, he wanted to laugh as well as cry. In short, he had mixed feelings. He didn't know how to answer. Do you know the answer? It meant that he was solving it by himself every day. Don't you know the answer? He also felt that he was an idiot.
As if, finally he simply turned around, picked up the big red flower and handed it to Uncle Six.
"Put it on for me"
So the sixth uncle here gave the sixth prince a big red flower and put it on his head.
Over there, Aunt Seven pressed Dou Yacai in front of the bronze mirror and spread all her hair. They both looked at the person in the bronze mirror and talked about some private topics between women.
Men talk about women, and women talk about men. It seems to have been the same since ancient times.
"Dou Yacai, if your mother were here, your mother would have combed this hair for you."
After hearing this, Dou Yacai turned around, hugged Aunt Qi's waist, and put her face on her body.
"Aunt Seven, you are just like my mother."
"Dou Yacai, can that guy in the house really be your husband? You two are quite different, right? You are twelve this year, what about him?"
"He's twenty-four."
"Oh." Aunt Seven was thinking about some important issues while helping Dou Yacai with her hair, "When you got married in the palace, there was no bridal chamber, right?"
"No, I'm still young."
"Oh." Aunt Seven continued to think about some important issues, "You haven't had a wedding yet. I see that he just talked about the wedding after the wedding. It seems that he has been suppressing it for too long. Do you guys share the same bed?"
This question is a bit hard to discuss.
"Bed sharing?"
"Same, but without holes."
"Having a boyfriend or not is a problem. I'm going to tell you something quietly. No one knows about it except me. Do you want to listen?"
"Listen." Listening to other people's privacy is an exciting thing, especially when two people talk about other people's privacy together, it is even more exciting.
"Let me tell you, you must not tell others that Lei Hu at the entrance of the village cannot afford a wife at home, so he has been doing it all by himself. Now... he has... stopped doing it, so you must be careful.
Find a way to help him solve it, otherwise, when you grow up, there will be no happiness at all."
"...o(╯□╰)o" Women in ancient times turned out to be just as charming. Looking at Aunt Seventh being so silly and talking about such explicit words, she felt like she was shopping for groceries with someone. Is her sex good? I bought it.
"What should I do?" Dou Yacai thought about it and felt that Uncle Liu Hao was very pitiful. He was in his twenties and had a wife like him. If he could help her, he would be willing to help.
"Well, come here and I'll tell you..." Aunt Seven leaned into Dou Yacai's ear and spoke. Dou Yacai blushed more and more as she listened, and finally screamed.
[It was agreed at eight-thirty, but something delayed, so I added a thousand words to the six thousand words, seven thousand. Can you forgive me? In addition, please leave more messages to exchange ideas and so on.]