"Uncle, are all the middle-aged and elderly people in your Liu Dynasty very energetic?" Dou Yacai stared at the huge "Diamond Sutra" with wide eyes and asked Liu Hao. Last time it was that old guy Hua Wuji who stole it.
It was a pleasure to read the pornographic book. Now, Zhou Ziya, who was over fifty years old, showed up with a huge "Diamond Sutra". In order not to be disturbed, he sent heavy troops to guard it.
This world is so crazy, even the ancients could be so "sharp".
"...Probably...Probably...because the Liu family's feng shui is good." Liu Hao also looked at the "Diamond Sutra", and Zhou Ziya, the sanctimonious old stubborn, usually looked like this, hahaha, but he didn't expect that he was like this in private.
The old thing that never stops growing old.
Yes, the Liu family's feng shui is really good.
"What about you, will you still be a good man after thirty years?" Dou Yacai turned around and looked Liu Hao up and down with a suspicious look on his face.
"Of course, I... I have plenty of physical strength."
"I don't think you are so white..."
"I am a little tanned, Dou Yacai." Liu Hao rolled up his sleeves, stretched his arm in front of Dou Yacai, and spoke with evidence.
"Uncle, look, this position is so strange, the 'snail pose'. The woman is lying on the bed, with her legs bent and hugging her chest, like a snail. The man kneels behind and attacks forward. Wow, it's not easy for the woman's feet to move.
Paralyzed?" Dou Yacai pointed at one of the "sutras" and asked Liu Hao curiously.
"...cough...Dou Yacai, just look at it, don't say it...it's very embarrassing..."
Liu Hao coughed, but his eyes followed the place pointed by Dou Yacai.
Yes, Zhou Ziya's "Diamond Sutra" is just a cover. There is a huge "Seventy-two Styles of the Spring Palace" placed in the Sutra Pavilion. It is many times more exciting than the "Secret Play of the Spring Night".
Because the emperor and the women in "The Secret Play of the Spring Night" were the size of a palm, but this time the naked men and women in Zhou Ziya's house were painted to be life-size.
The seventy-two postures are vivid and vivid. Zhou Ziya did it very carefully. He described the advantages and disadvantages of each posture in detail. Here are a few:
Hawker style:
The man kneels on the ground. The woman lies on the ground, with her hands bent at 90 degrees to support the ground. Her feet are raised in the air to clamp the man's waist. The man should also hold the woman's buttocks for intercourse. Advantages of this method: If you want to lose weight,
You will definitely lose weight by doing this action package. Disadvantages of this method: Be careful to use the wrong force, it is easy to sprain your shoulders and waist bones.
Surrender:
The woman lies on the bed, holding her hands on the ground as if they were palms, and the man lies on the woman's back. Advantages of this method: The woman seems to surrender and is completely controlled by the man, which adds a lot of heroism to the man. Disadvantages of this method: The man will be very comfortable, but
The woman seems to have been raped...
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The two of them looked at this long seventy-two postures from one side to the other. If Zhou Ziya slept here every day, would he live longer or lose his life?
"Uncle, look, this person looks like you. Zhou Ziya couldn't have drawn it like you, right?" Dou Yacai suddenly noticed that the side profile of the man in the "Lily Lock Style"
Liu Hao was somewhat similar, so he pulled Liu Hao closer, pointed at his naked body and said, every part of the body was exposed, making Liu Hao feel as if he had no clothes on and Dou Yacai was treating him like a monkey.
Just average viewing.
"That's nonsense, how can you be like me?"
Dou Yacai's eyes turned like an elf, remembering that she had to tease Uncle Wang today to relieve her anger in the palace, so she asked deliberately:
"Uncle, I have a question for you, but I know you won't dare to answer it."
"What is the question that I dare not answer?"
"You just don't dare to answer. Forget it, it's better not to ask."
"Ask, I will answer without a doubt." Liu Hao was always low-key and humble in front of others, but it seems that here in Dou Yacai, he tends to become very serious and serious, and sometimes he even pretends to be a good person, but he is always careless.
He jumped into Dou Yacai's laughing trap, and then pretended to be serious and said, "Dou Yacai, I'm just giving you face, and I don't even bother to fight with you, a little brat."
"Uncle, among the seventy-two erotic postures, which one is your favorite?"
Seeing Liu Hao's face turning red and white, Dou Yacai shook his head, quite sad for his misfortune and angry at him. Alas, life is like a coffee table. The coffee table is filled with cups. When the sun shines
Come here, every cup has a bright smile. Liu Hao is the cup with the brightest smile in front of Dou Yacai.
"Dou Yacai, I'm just giving you face, and I don't even bother to fight with you, a little brat."
Sure enough, Uncle Wang, if you don't change your lines, what fun will there be in life if Dou Yacai follows you?
"Okay, okay, you have a lot, okay." Dou Yacai liked to see him in embarrassment, and his embarrassment was her achievement.
After watching two more moves, Dou Yacai also worshiped the life-sized body, but Liu Hao stood still, feeling that his body was ready to move.
"...Dou...Dou Yacai, do you want to give it a try?"
"What?" Dou Yacai was fascinated and did not understand what Liu Hao meant.
"Didn't you just say, 'Uncle, let's have some sex', but that's no longer the case now?" Liu Hao stepped forward, pulled Dou Yacai into his arms, and put his chin on her shoulder.
A pair of irregular hands quietly came to her waist, and his mouth began to kiss her earlobe.
A numb and itchy feeling came over, and Dou Yacai shivered all over. Is this going to be a live version?
"Uncle...this is Zhou Ziya's Sutra Collection Pavilion..."
"Little bean sprouts, which style do you like?" Liu Hao's voice was filled with fiery enthusiasm, which almost set Dou Yacai on fire. As he asked, his hands had already untied Dou Yacai's clothes, and his hands slowly
He slowly reached into her clothes and rubbed the places that needed to be touched. His lips went from the earlobe downwards and lingered on the neck, biting lightly. Dou Yacai made a sound like a moan.
"Uncle... uncle, you must abide by the 'husband' way." It seems impolite to be passionate about others, and it is also not allowed by morality. The world is so beautiful, but uncle is too domineering, which is not good.
"I am your husband, you don't have to be polite to me, be good..." Liu Hao's voice was like water pouring into Dou Yacai's body, causing her to be unable to stand and her legs to become weak.
Liu Hao picked her up and placed her on the black desk. He reached out and flicked her, and all the pens, inks, papers and inkstones on the desk fell to the ground, making a loud noise.
"Uncle, didn't you say, 'It's for the bridal chamber, let's put it aside'? What?"
"That's how a man feels guilty..."
Liu Huang let Dou Yacai sleep on the desk, his lips lingering on her body.