Kicking Princess Dou Yacai out of the palace and never entering the palace 【6】
The sky outside the palace is huge...
The land outside the palace is the land of the palace...
Where should she go next? This is a serious academic question, involving her food, clothing, housing and transportation.
Go back to the Taiwei's Mansion? No, no, no, she doesn't want to go back there to see Dou Biyu sarcastic and gloating about her misfortune; go back to "our village"? No, no, then Aunt Seven and Uncle Six will be very worried about her.
Moreover, it is too far away from the capital, so it is difficult to find out whether the uncle has recovered.
So, where should she go and how can she make a living?
"Go, go, you little skinny guy, you're here to wash the dishes, don't let the dishes wash you!"
The first job she applied for was as a dishwasher in a restaurant. As a result, the shopkeeper took one look at her and kicked her out;
"Go, go, go, you are like this, and you haven't driven away all my guests!"
The second job I applied for was the job of serving tea and serving water in a brothel on Qinhuai Street. As a result, the madam thought she was too ugly;
"Where did you come from, a wild child? Let's go, let's go..."
The third job she applied for was as a clerk in a pawn shop. She thought that since she was so smart, she would definitely be able to figure things out, but when her boss saw that she was looking like a mother-in-law, she also turned her away...
Alas, it’s really hard to find a job these days. I thought it was easy to get around in ancient times, but I didn’t expect that the job opportunities are as saturated as in modern times. Damn it, the prodigy like her can’t find a job. It’s a bit embarrassing to tell it. If she is employed in the future.
If the uncle finds out, he will definitely laugh at you.
Uncle, alas, maybe he will never know about it again. Thinking of Liu Huan in the palace, she became sad again.
It is really bad for a woman not to have a man by her side. It seems that feminists are all gods.
As everyone knows, all of Dou Yacai's actions are in the eyes of a certain person. His mood beats as she alternates between happy and lonely, but everything about her feels particularly attractive to him.
Alas, I’m so hungry. It seems that being smart can’t buy a full belly. Dou Yacai touched her flat belly. The child prodigy Dou Yacai felt frustrated for the first time. It turned out that she could live so smoothly in modern times.
It was all because she was so well protected. Her nun mother, her rich and romantic father, and everyone around her praised her very highly. Now she is alone and knows how to live.
of difficulty.
"Bean sprouts, are you hungry?"
When Dou Yacai suddenly raised his head, he saw a charming and elegant man in a white robe - the Third Prince.
"Third brother...why are you here?"
"I have been following you. I saw how angry you were when you were rejected by others. I originally wanted to continue to see your unyielding and unyielding look. But, who is the third brother? I heard someone's stomach growling.
I couldn't bear the sound of cooing, so I showed up." Liu Yan walked over, helped Dou Yacai up from squatting on the ground, and touched her head.
"Wow, then you treat me to something to eat. I'm really hungry." Now I don't care about anything. Disobedience is a small matter, but death is a big matter. Only when I'm full can I have the strength to wait for news about my uncle.
"Okay, what do you want to eat?"
"Chicken legs, duck legs, pork legs, dog legs, whatever." Dou Yacai said with her fingers.
"Okay, let's go." Liu Yan held Dou Yacai's thin little hand and walked to the restaurant on the side. Dou Yacai struggled away for a moment, but could not open it because Liu Yan was so strong that she was now
Hungry and no energy at all.
Dou Yacai thought of a story, and she used this story to persuade herself to let Liu Yan lead her.
The story goes like this:
In ancient times, there were two wandering monks. One day after it rained, the master and the disciple went on an alms walk together. They happened to encounter a large puddle in front of them blocking the road. A gorgeously dressed woman was standing by the puddle, hesitating.
When the woman saw the two monks coming, she said to them: "I have thought about this puddle. Can you help me?"
The disciple quickly waved his hand and said: "This is absolutely impossible. We monks are not close to women!"
The master looked at the woman's pleading eyes and said: "The monk is compassionate, I will carry you through the pit!" After saying that, he pushed the bowl in his hand to the ground, and he carried the young lady across the pit without hesitation."
After passing by, the master and the apprentice continued to walk. After a long silence, the young apprentice finally couldn't bear it anymore. He complained: "Master, you shouldn't carry that woman through the pit. This damages the prestige of our monks!"
The master said calmly: "I put her down a long time ago, why are you still holding her?"
Look, this is wisdom. Not only did this master get close to the woman, but when he said those words, it was as if he was hugging the woman instead of being hugged by the apprentice. The most important thing is that everyone thought he was extremely wise.
A philosophical person, but the apprentice who has never touched a woman has become a little idiot.
At this moment, I am the master, Dou Yacai said.
Liu Yan ordered a lot of things, and Dou Yacai ate them hungrily:
"Third brother, your image is not very good, don't be offended."
While eating, I didn't forget to spit out a few words through my teeth.
Liu Yan shook her palace fan and smiled.
After half an hour of storm, only a pile of debris was left on the table. Liu Yan motioned to the waiter to bring over a basin and towel, and asked Dou Yacai to wash his face and hands.
"Third brother, have you always been so awkward?" Dou Yacai washed her hands and asked.
"What's the meaning?"
"Wash your face and hands immediately after eating." Tsk, the uncle doesn't have such a good habit and often urges her to wash her hands.
"Oh? Third brother thinks that all girls' families are like this."
o(╯□╰)o
"It's funny."
"Okay, let's go."
"Where to go?"
"Third brother helped you find a place, found a lot of maids to serve you, and also found someone to study with you, play with you, and..."
"Is the golden house hidden in beauty?" Dou Yacai wiped away the smile on her face. After eating, she could fall out now.
"Huh?" Liu Yan looked puzzled.
"Buy a house outside for a girl to live in. In ancient times, it was better to say that it is called a golden house to hide the beauty. We will have a mistress immediately. Third brother, it seems that I already know that I am going to be kicked out of the palace, and everything is ready."
." She had only been out of the palace for half a day, and he had already found a house and servants.
"...Dou Yacai..."
"Third brother, why do you want to help the tyrants commit evil? I know you were not directly involved in the poisoning incident because you would not be that stupid, but I know you must have given Yun Luo the idea of driving me out of the palace, right?"
Dou Yacai spread the words and spoke.
"Xiaoyaocai, your sensitivity and delicacy are really extraordinary. Yes, third brother knew that you would be kicked out, and Yun Luo did come to see me, because third brother felt that leaving the palace was the best choice for you.
You are like a little bird, what you need is a blue sky, the palace is not suitable for you."