"What? Absurd and ridiculous!" I heard an earth-shattering shout in Jingyang Palace, followed by the sound of pots, pans, calligraphy, paintings and porcelain being broken. After a moment, I looked over:
The tables, chairs, and benches were all scattered and rickety, the bed curtains were torn into strips, and the hangings and other ornaments were turned into a pile of debris, as if they had been lifted into the air by a tornado and then dropped, not to mention the priceless porcelain.
, they all fell to the ground, ending up dead in the wilderness with no intact corpses.
This is a scene that often happens in Jingyang Palace recently, and the palace maids inside have been cleared out again, because Liu Hao has injured nearly seventy palace maids in the past seven days, and Little Niba has also been temporarily taken in by Liu Hao, and
Xiaoyu was sent out of the palace before.
At this moment, Zhao Nan stood in the broken Jingyang Palace, frightened and not knowing what to do. Just now when the Sixth Prince heard her say that Princess Dou Yacai was working as the leader of the Beggar Gang outside the palace, he went crazy and helpless.
Because of the effect of the drug, his legs were still unable to move, so Xiaoluzi, Xiaodezi and others had to put things in his hands one by one and let him smash them. It was really distressing to see such precious things.
dead.
"Damn it, when will my leg heal?"
"Go back to Mr. Liu, the imperial doctor said that you have to stay in bed for half a month, otherwise your qi and blood will be damaged, which will cause trouble, and you may even become paralyzed."
"Xiaoluzi, bring me the vase!"
"Sixth Master, you can't smash it. It's a gift from the Emperor. You gave it to me on your birthday last year. If you smash it, the Emperor will blame you if he finds out."
"Then bring that jade pot!"
"Sixth Master, if you smash it again, our Jingyang Palace will be empty. If...if the princess comes back, why don't you be angry?"
Zhao Nan moved Dou Yacai out of desperation, and it worked, and the Sixth Prince finally calmed down.
"Tell me in detail what she has been doing outside the palace these days. Don't leave out anything. I want to collect evidence of her crimes!" Zhao Nan thought to himself. It turns out that birds of a feather flock together.
The Sixth Master has been with Princess Dou Yacai for a long time, and he even talks a bit like her. Wow, it's terrible. He definitely doesn't want to ask for a wife.
"The princess has done a lot of things outside, but the most important thing is to win the position of leader of the Beggar Gang, and lead the core members of the Beggar Gang to carry out a series of rapid reforms, winning a lot of prestige.
The disciples of the Beggar Clan all admire her." Zhao Nan said, secretly looking at Liu Huan's expression, fearing that he would start to get angry again, and now there was nothing left to tear in Jingyang Palace, so he might just pull him over and tear him apart.
Already.
"And... and... I don't know whether to tell it or not..." Zhao Nan hesitated, because he was afraid that what he said next would trigger another hurricane in Jingyang Palace, but if he didn't say it, in the next six years,
If I know about it, I have to pull out his skin.
"Tell me, I'm not angry." Liu Hao took a deep breath and looked at Zhao Nan kindly. He has indeed been a little too angry recently. He can't be angry anymore, otherwise he will age quickly and become Dou Yacai's father.
"Yes, Lord Nalanjin has been assisting the princess in reforming the Beggar Gang and drafting many rules and regulations. It is said that because of the implementation of these rules and regulations, more and more people want to join the Beggar Gang... Nalan...
"
"Bang!" Liu Hao fell directly from the bed to the ground, "Xiaoluzi, Xiaoluzi, bring all those vases and jade pots to me!"
"Crackling..." The tornado swept through again.
"Zhao Nan, catch a pigeon for me. I want the pigeon to deliver the message!"
It is said that it is difficult to take care of a sick person, so it is even more difficult to take care of a man who is sick and jealous. And it will be even more difficult for a man who is sick and jealous but is still a prince to get up from now on. It is a pity for the people in Jingyang Palace like them.
That night, it is said that Liu Hao wrote a letter very fast in bed, and the recipient was the leader of the Beggars Clan. He originally wanted to write Dou Yacai, but unfortunately that guy's title as the leader of the Beggars Clan is now higher than six.
The princess's.
After weighing the situation, Liu Hao wrote the words "Little Huangdou, the leader of the Beggar Clan", and then passed the letter on a flying pigeon.
Dou Yacai went to the beggar concentration camp on the outskirts of Beijing to investigate as usual, but she found several young beggars eating meat around the stove. It was so fragrant that her mouth watered.
"What are you eating?" Dou Yacai asked curiously.
"Go back to the gang leader, we are eating roasted pigeon."
"oh?"
"It's very fresh and delicious. It looks like it's been fed with high-quality food. Let's have some, too, leader." One of the little beggars tore up a meaty piece and gave it to Dou Yacai. Dou Yacai thought that he was the powerful leader of the gang.
, and these subordinates were greedy, and it seemed that it would hurt her reputation, so she postponed it for a while, but the little beggar kept insisting on giving it to her. Just when she was planning not to delay, she stretched out her hand to take it.
At that time, the little beggar's persistence had just reached the last moment. He took the pigeon meat back and said, "I won't eat such delicious food. The gang leader really thinks about us."
"Haha, this is what this gang leader should do." Dou Yacai swallowed and said modestly, "Hey, what is this?"
Dou Yacai saw something like ashes in the fire and asked casually.
"I don't know, maybe it was a piece of paper that floated over when we were roasting pigeons."
"Oh, you guys eat slowly, the gang leader has gone back to the headquarters to rest."
"Congratulations, Gang Leader!"
"No need to send me congratulations, no need to send me congratulations."
Dou Yacai took two steps, and when she looked back, she saw that no one was paying her respects. Those gluttons were fighting with the roasted pigeon.
Banana, you are so spicy, so straightforward.
【2】
In Jingyang Palace, Liu Hao waited for two days but did not see the pigeon flying back, and he became impatient and wanted to get angry again. Logically speaking, these pigeons have undergone rigorous training and should be very familiar with the taste of Dou Bean sprouts.
Could it be that because I became the leader of the Beggar Clan, the taste has changed and become so smelly that I can no longer tell the difference.
"Let's mobilize the imperial guards in the palace to look for him."
"Go back to Mr. Liu and activate it, but the gang leader Xiao Huangdou's whereabouts are mysterious. He brought a portrait drawn by Mr. Liu, but he didn't see the person in the portrait. Doesn't the painting by Mr. Liu look different?" Zhao Nan ventured.
asked.
"Is there anything doubtful about my painting skills?" Liu Hao's temper became extremely bad since he woke up. "Continue to pass the message by flying pigeons!"
Liu Hao suddenly remembered that Dou Yacai once said that if she disappeared and he sent a pigeon to find her, she would roast the pigeon and eat it, because the uncle didn't even go there in person, which was so insincere, and
She must have been very hungry at that time.
Is she hungry? Thinking of this, Liu Hao was a little worried.
Just said, what's the point of being a beggar leader! Thinking of this, Liu Hao became angry again.
No matter what, Liu Hao still sent the letter, hoping that this time, the threatening letter could be brought to her.
In fact, this pigeon suffered the fate of being roasted into a squab. However, the threatening letter finally reached Dou Yacai. At that time, a beggar mother-in-law did not have toilet paper, so she picked up a piece of paper left on the ground and prepared to take it.
When I went to wipe my butt, Dou Yacai saw it because the handwriting on it suddenly felt a little familiar.
"Mother-in-law, give this to me."
"Gang leader, I want to wipe my butt."
"You can't wipe this. Look, it's all written in ink. If you wipe your butt, it will be very dark."
"I'm such an old ass, who's still looking at me?"
These words made Dou Yacai blush a little. The beggar mother-in-law is still a bit perverted despite her age.
"Here, take this to wipe your butt, and give this to me. This is...the gang rules written by Mr. Nalan to the gang leader."
After hearing that it was a new gang rule, her mother-in-law returned the paper to Dou Yacai. Dou Yacai unfolded it and after reading it, he trembled all over. The content of the letter was as follows:
The leader of the Beggar Clan:
Hello!
I remember that the leader of your gang once told me a ghost story. Now, I will also tell the leader of your gang a ghost story. The content of the story is as follows. Please pay special attention to the plot and details. This ghost story is actually the story of this ghost story.
You can look at a case that Wang once handled and chew it carefully:
The case is a human life case. It is about a married woman. Her husband Yushu Linfeng is handsome, unrestrained and talented. However, the famous woman is not satisfied and one day she hooks up with him.
She married her husband's protégé and secretly communicated with her husband's protégé behind his back. She refused to listen to her husband's warnings several times. The husband, who had been neglected for a long time, became jealous and resentful, and finally hanged the philandering woman to death on the bed one night.
At that time, I sentenced the carefree woman to quarter her body, brand her, and tear her carriage into pieces! In short, the woman's final fate was very miserable.
Gang leader, what do you think after reading this story?
Seeing this, Dou Yacai felt an inexplicable chill run down her back. Was the uncle warning her not to get close to Nalan Jin, but he was about to marry Yun Luo, wasn't he?
Hum, what a ghost story, this gang leader will also tell you one.
So Dou Yacai danced with dragons and phoenixes, and the handwriting was a bit sloppy, I hope the uncle can understand it.
【3】
So, Liu Hao finally received a reply, hey, sure enough, ghost stories are useful.
The content of the letter is as follows:
"My king:
Hello!
I am Xiaohuangdou, the leader of the Beggars Gang. The Beggars Gang is the largest gang in the world. Thank you.
Yesterday, I read the letter you sent to my gang leader carefully three times, chewed it four times, and finally tore it into five pieces and threw it away. This time, my gang leader also wants to tell you a ghost story.
, just watch and chew carefully:
This story is an incident that our gang leader has experienced among the people. It is about a man who is handsome, unrestrained and talented. He is inferior to one person and more than ten thousand people. He married a woman, but the woman was framed.
The man took the opportunity to marry his old sweetheart. However, the woman did not give up on herself and overeat. Instead, she worked hard and found a better man than her original husband. She also secretly vowed to marry five or more
A man wears five or more green hats on his husband. Currently, two hats have been made, and the fabric for the third hat is already being prepared.
I, after reading this story, what do you think?
After Liu Hao finished reading, there was an inexplicable smile on his lips.
Watching this, Liu Hao, Zhao Nan, Xiao Luzi, Xiao Dezi and others felt terrified.
"Xiaoluzi, go to the imperial kitchen and get some of my favorite food. I'm hungry."
"Brother Six, you...are you okay?" Liu Hao was very worried that his elder brother might have gone crazy after lying in bed for too long, or that he was stimulated by Dou Yacai. So what exactly was written in the letter?
.
"I'm fine? What's the problem? Didn't the doctor say that you can get out of bed in seven days?"
Liu Hao unfolded the letter and read it again, this time with more smiles on his lips.
"Xiaoluzi, bring me pen, ink, paper and inkstone. I want the flying pigeon to pass the message."
So, within an hour, another letter came into Dou Yacai's hands. This time Dou Yacai cut the letter into pieces after reading it, and told the disciples in the gang that if a very handsome man came,
When looking for the leader of her Little Huangdou gang, she should first arrest him and paint his face.
This man is really too bad, too bad, too bad.
Her indignant look made the brothers and sisters in the gang think that Mr. Nalan's gang rules were too poor and the gang leader was angry.
After all, what is the content of this second letter? (⊙o⊙)
Dou Yacai's second letter contained only a few words. Liu Hao opened it and read it, and then burst into laughter.
This time Liu Hao grabbed it, and what was written on the letter was "Banana, you are so spicy! Humph!" The word "hum" was painted in the shape of a person, as if Dou Yacai was standing in front of him.
"Brother Six, let me tell you something serious. What are you going to do about Yun Luo's matter?" Liu Hao had already told Liu Hao everything.
The smile on Liu Yan's face disappeared and he said, "We will discuss this matter after we get Dou Yacai back to the palace."
"This matter is quite difficult. If the queen mother knew the truth, she would be very sad."
"Yes, I understand."
Liu Huang nodded thoughtfully. She had not seen Yun Luo since he threw him away last time.
It is true that once many things have passed, they cannot be brought back. As the saying goes, the past cannot be known and the past cannot be pursued.
"Sixth Master, Third Master is here."
The third brother, Liu Hao and Liu Hao, looked at each other and said, "Brother three, please come in. Brother eight, please stay out of the way."
This is the first time in these years that Liu Yan has come to see Liu Yan. I wonder what brand of medicine he is selling in his gourd.
"Lao Liu, Third Brother passed by Jingyang Palace and came to see you. Are you feeling better?"
"Third brother, please sit down. It's much better. I, the third brother of Jingyang Palace, haven't been here for about ten years." Liu Hao asked Liu Yan to sit down.
"Ten years, has it been so long?" Liu Yan seemed to calculate the time carefully for a while before continuing, "It really has been ten years."
After saying that, both of them fell silent.
Liu Yan walked up to the portrait of Dou Yacai painted by Liu Yan, and Liu Yan followed his figure with his eyes.
"Sixth brother, time really flies by." Liu Yan sighed, then raised his head and looked at Liu Hao.
"Third brother, from Dou Yacai's incident to Eighth Brother's injury, these things were all planned by you. However, you are my third brother. You are the third brother who used cinnamon branches to compete with me when we were young.
I was punished by my father and you joined my third brother who was punished with me. Therefore, except for my involvement in your misappropriation of disaster relief funds and the murder of Confucian scholars, I never went to my father to expose you in other matters. I don’t want the relationship between our brothers
It really got out of hand.”
Liu Hao said, but Liu Yan kept standing there with a majestic posture, and it was hard to tell what his intention was.
"Third brother... you want the throne, give it to you, you want the kingdom, give it to you, I only ask you to let go of my queen mother and eighth brother. If you can't tolerate me, I will fly far away. Is there no kingdom in the world? I
It’s okay even if you’re not in the Liu Dynasty.” This was Liu Yan’s true words. He had never coveted the throne, and it was purely to protect the people around him.
"Sixth brother, do you know how my mother and concubine died back then?"
"The truth about this matter has been revealed."
"The truth is out?" Liu Yan tugged at the corner of his mouth and gave a bitter smile, "Do you think my mother-in-law was so ashamed that she hanged herself? It was the queen, your mother, who falsely told me that my father-in-law ordered to give my mother-in-law three feet of white silk.
, and the father said that the mother and concubine committed suicide! From the beginning to the end, you never stood on the third brother's side, and you even went to the father to give false testimony to help your mother!"
"Third brother, what I said back then was all the truth. Concubine Rong and..."
"Okay, don't say any more, sixth brother. I came here today just to tell you, remember, I want the throne, I want your mother's life... In this life, I will stand on the top of the mountain, with the cliff behind me.
, I can only move forward."
"If this brotherhood can really be broken off so cleanly, then why did the third brother come to see his younger brother today!"
Liu Hao looked directly into Liu Yan's eyes and said.
Liu Yan hesitated for a moment, then turned around and left Jingyang Palace.
"From now on, there will be no affection between you and me as brothers. I will not be merciful in the future. You'd better be fully prepared!"
This sentence floated in the sky above the palace for a long, long time.
But Liu Hao's heart was burning with pain from a secret that had been hidden for more than ten years.
【4】
Liu Hao's foot finally healed. The first thing he did when he could walk on the ground was to put on his clothes and go to the Beggar Clan to find his gang leader, the princess.
"Brother Six, if we find her and she doesn't want to come back, what should we do?" Liu Hao remembered what Dou Yacai said when she was kicked out of the palace, that she would never come back again.
"You don't understand." Liu Hao smiled lightly, and that smile really had the flavor of a wild fire that cannot be burned out and is revived by the spring breeze.
"Hey, Sixth Brother, ever since you fell in love, you've always been like a philosopher saying that you don't understand this or that."
"Look at this letter." Liu Hao took the letter out of his arms, handed it to Liu Hao, and said mysteriously.
Liu Hao read the letter two or three times, but still couldn't see any clues:
"Isn't Dou Yacai just cuckolding you? You are about to be cuckolded, and you are still so happy.
"So you don't understand."
Here we go again! Liu Hao feels that he has really regressed in love. In the past, Sixth Brother asked him for advice, but now, he doesn’t understand anything.
It seems that Liu Hao really needs a woman.
She hangs out in the Beggar Clan every day. The gang leader, Xiao Huangdou, has become so unkempt that her original skin color cannot be seen, and her gender cannot be identified. I think she is a woman, with no butt and breasts; I think she is a man, and her voice is too loud.
tender,
However, this does not affect her status in the Beggar Clan at all. If she could return to the present, she would definitely find Master Jin Yong and write her little yellow bean into "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" to compete with the heroine Huang Rong.
.
However, Huang Rong has a simple and honest husband like Guo Jing, and she, alas, is not a kind person. Thinking about the content of the second letter, Dou Yacai looked up to the sky and sighed.