"Otherwise the emperor will punish the king for a crime of treason, and then beheaded and displayed in public, leaving a devil for thousands of years."
Liu Yan was waiting for the opportunity to get rid of him just because he refused to marry the Ivory Princess, it would be what he wanted.
"What should I do now?"
Dou Yacai has completely believed in his innocence through Liu Huang's intense and gentle expression just now. Thinking back, the sixth prince married the princess of the Ivory Kingdom, which seems to be written in a very inconspicuous position.
, if you didn't look carefully, you wouldn't be able to discover it.
"For the sake of the current plan, I can only do something that is not in accordance with the etiquette and law." Liu Huang already had a solution.
"Unconforming to etiquette? What is that?"
"I will solve the problem, so don't be careful." Liu Xuan said like a man.
Now, we can only take this bad strategy. As long as the agreement that had been stamped with his seal and the emperor's jade seal reached him, the marriage would not count. It was just that the battle would continue.
"What exactly is it? Tell me and give me a clear idea."
Dou Yacai didn't like the feeling of being so enchanted, as if a bite of fat was right in front of Zhu Bajie, but the monkey played him with it and could not eat it anyway.
"If you do another act, cry, make a fuss, and hang yourself, I will tell you." Liu Xuan grabbed Dou Yacai's hands and touched him and joked.
"Uncle... don't make fun of it, it's true."
"What, I'm sorry to admit it?"
"Okay, I won't ask anymore. I fully believe in you. Uncle is the best."
["No, let Xiaolan come over by himself and pick the third fruit off himself. If I do it myself, he will be reluctant to let it go, and then nothing will be left. Sister-in-law, are you right? "
】Dou Yacai remembered the famous sayings she taught the Ninth Princess, who taught her in turn, and decided not to ask questions anymore.
When men say they will solve the problem, women should choose to trust them with all their might instead of being suspicious, or if they say they believe it, they can't help but interfere.
"I originally wanted you to leave the palace to meet, but I was afraid that you would be in danger, so I took the risk to enter the palace. If I had known this, I would not have come." Liu Xuan lowered his head and smelled the stench on his body.
"Uncle... Am I really a shrew just now?"
At this moment, Dou Yacai was not angry with Liu Huang, and Dou Yacai began to worry about her image. After all, Dou Yacai was ugly, and with the appearance of the shrew, it should be not much different from the image of the devil.
"Even if I go to war, my clothes will not get dirty a little. Look at my current embarrassing look: I am covered in smelly mud, my tongue is bitten and bleeding. For me, you are better than the elephant group of the ivory country.
It's even more powerful."
"Can you forget what I looked like just now?" At this moment, Dou Yacai hoped that Uncle Wang's head would become a camera. Once she pressed, all the indecent pictures could be deleted.
"cannot."
"Uncle, have you heard of sleepwalking? The so-called sleepwalking is to do something that you don't know while sleeping. There was once a sleepwalker who killed a person while sleepwalking and waited for him to wake up.
Come on, the police... When the officer sent him to arrest him, he didn't know what happened. Such a person is very pitiful. In fact, I was also sleepwalking just now, and I didn't know what I did? Huh, uncle,
Why is there blood on the corners of your mouth? Oh, there is mud on your body too."
"Is that so? The sleepwalking person is pitiful, and the beaten person is not even more pitiful."
"It seems to be. Come on, open your mouth and I'll blow it for you." Dou Yacai pouted her mouth and blew it at Liu Hao's tongue, "Uncle, it seems that she can't kiss her tongue for a short time."
"What kiss?" Liu Feng felt his throat was a little dry at this moment.
"Tong kiss is just a tongue licking the tongue. The kind we used to do. You did it to me just now. It felt very comfortable and enjoyable. Come on, open it a little longer, I'll lick the residuals on your tongue for you to lick the rest of your tongue.
"Dou Yacai was born with Zhang Wuxie's face, but who would have thought that under Wuxie's face was an evil woman's heart.
"Dou...Dou Bacai... It's better for you to speak a little more implicitly."
"Oh, OK. Come and continue licking."
o(╯□╰)o
After following this man for more than six years, her temptation skills have reached the point of perfection. The Sixth Prince seems to be unable to escape from her palm for the time being, because she always grasps the strength of the palm of her palm very well.
For example, when she was sleeping at night, if Liu Feng was still busy on the desk, she would deliberately whisper, then turn around and let the quilt fall to the ground, revealing a small piece of her legs. If she didn't return, she would reveal a little shoulder.
Then she just rolled to the ground, and then he had to get up and hug her on the couch. As soon as he picked her up, she hugged his neck, took off his clothes in a hurry, and kissed her passionately.
He had no room to resist.
At this moment, although it was not fanatical, the repeated teasing made the Sixth Prince take off a serious mask.
"Um..." Liu Hao felt a numbness on his tongue, and Dou Yaocai's small pink tongue swept across his tongue, giving him a strange feeling.
"Is it comfortable?" she licked for a while, raised her head and asked with concern.
“Also… OK.”
"Does it still hurt?" Her earnest caring gaze deepened a little further.
"Good... much better."
"That's good, then there's no need to lick it." After the fire ignited, she braked urgently.
"Wait!" Liu Feng stopped her from leaving, "It seemed that it hurt a little again."
That night, under Dou Yacai's malicious teasing, Liu Hao risked the risk of his tongue rotting, and fought with her in Jingyang Palace until dawn, and was still unsatisfied until Dou Yacai shouted that she couldn't do it anymore, so she asked me to rest
After a while, he stopped.
"By the way, is pregnancy true or not?" Liu Xuan's head was still awake, and he struggled to raise his head from Dou Yacai's chest.
"If the uncle hopes it is true, it is fake. If the uncle hopes it is false, it is real. Uncle, do you hope it is true or false?"
"You don't know whether this matter is big or small. To be honest!"
"Uncle's seeds are so bad, how can I get pregnant?"
"You...you mean I can't do it?" Liu Xuan asked with a raised eyebrows.
"Also...it's OK, performance improved last night."
"Go and call an imperial physician to check again, and then declare that it was an imperial physician who misdiagnosed it, and said that eating too much is caused by the gastrointestinal bloating."
"Is this OK?" After a month of pregnancy, the result was bloating and people were not laughed at.
"You have already achieved the purpose of lying to me to return to the palace, what else is wrong?" She glared at her angrily.
"Uncle... I just want to see you. I for no reason and said I want to marry someone else." Dou Yacai pouted.
"As far as I am concerned, Liu Yan has already seen through your tricks. Now he ignores you and lets you go. When you clearly propose to leave the palace or ask me to return to the palace, he will make you unable to get off the stage.
, the best way now is to get rid of this lie first."
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Dou Yacai made a lot of trouble in the palace, and Liu Xuan traveled thousands of miles to come back from the border. A long time later, looking back at the beginning, she was still intoxicated by her charm, and she also believed that she was the most awesome in the world.
The thin man.
It is said that in some unofficial history, some people who made the princess Dou Yacai into a woman who would want to use magic tricks, saying that the Sixth Prince was poisoned by her, and that only by absorbing the essence of her body could he be invincible on the battlefield.
It is impossible to defeat. Cough, the so-called sucking the essence of the body has something to do with sleeping with men and women.
A support group for princess Dou Yacai was also established among the people, so Dou Yacai also had a fan group in ancient times. It is said that the members of the fan group were all wives of wives or thin and ugly women who could not get married. They would have their lives.
Consider Princess Dou Yacai as a spiritual leader.
Liu Xuan returned to the palace this time to solve two problems. First, he clarified the matter about marrying the princess Xiangnu of the Ivory Kingdom, and tore off Dou Yacai's jealous woman's face; second, he patiently reminded Dou Yacai.
Do not act rashly in the palace, nor do you take the initiative to put yourself in danger, and then spend your life by eating, drinking, sleeping and living in the palace.
Dou Yacai mainly did two things this time: First, he bit the tongue of the Sixth Prince Liu Hao. When he left tomorrow morning, his speech had already started to have a big tongue; Second, he turned the Sixth Prince Liu.
The blonde clothes were covered in mud. At that time, he left in the disgusting clothes.
And one thing they did together was the things that men and women love to do together.
After Liu Huang left the palace, he went straight to the place he had made an appointment with Liu Huang. When he saw his embarrassed look, Liu Huang was shocked and asked inwardly:
"Sixth brother, is it a bad ambush?"
"...Well, I was treated as an assassin when I left the palace with a mask."
"What?" Liu Huang's tongue was swollen, and he felt like a big tongue when he spoke. Liu Huang turned his ears and listened, but he didn't hear it very clearly, so he asked again.
At this moment, he was very concerned about his sixth brother's safety.
"Anyway, I was called an assassin."
"Oh." Some guards in the palace actually used mud to attack people, but fortunately, they would not hurt people. It seems that Liu Yan is not planning to take action.
"Brother Eighth brother, in the future, you should watch more Douzi. Apart from eating, drinking and sleeping, she will not be allowed to do anything else."
"Brother Six, don't worry, I will."
"Well, I'll go back after finishing another thing."
Liu Huang stepped on his horse and wanted to leave.
"Sixth brother, today's rumor in the palace, Liu Yan... intends to let Dou Yacai be the queen."
"The princess Dou Yacai cannot become the queen Dou Yacai."
After saying that, Liu Huang rode away, and the incident that Liu Yan kidnapped Dou Yacai six years ago and left a kiss mark on her neck.
"drive……"
In the emperor's imperial study, Liu Yan was furious and brushed all the things on the desk to the ground. General Huo and others knelt below were trembling and did not dare to raise their heads.
"The summons with the Ivory Kingdom were actually robbed on the way to the border! What a ridiculous thing is this, please tell me clearly!"
"Return to the emperor, Weichen and several escorts to return to the Sixth Prince, who would have thought that he would meet a masked man halfway through. He was very skilled in martial arts, and Chen and others were not his opponents. He thought he was a bandit who robbed, but who knew he
The goal is to ask for peace agreement. I am careless and ask the emperor to punish me!"
"What are the characteristics of that person?"
"There seems to be a foul smell of mud on the person."
The stench of mud?
"yes."
"Huo Aiqing, bring me a letter from Princess Xiangnu."
"Emperor..." The emperor's eunuch general manager, Eunuch Yun, walked up to him and whispered a few words. The angry expression on Liu Yan's face slowly faded away, and then he changed into a chilling smile.
"You retreat. I heard that the Sixth Princess is not in good health. I'll go and have a look." Liu Huang, you seem to underestimate me too much. Since you teased me like this, I will really take action. You are in yours.
When I was fighting for the elephant slaves on the frontier, I let Dou Yacai be my queen in the palace.
A thunder sounded over the imperial city, the sky turned dark clouds, and the storm seemed to be coming.
When Liu Yan appeared in Jingyang Palace, Dou Yacai was lying on the collapse. The imperial physician took her pulse. When everyone was shocked when she arrived, Dou Yacai, who had been slightly squinting, also opened her wide.
Eye.
"Long live the emperor."
"Dou Yacai pays homage to the emperor."
"Sprout, don't be too polite to get up." Liu Yan stepped forward and helped Dou Sprout up.
"Imperial Doctor, how is the body of spercai?" The emperor did not call the Sixth Prince the Prince the Sixth Prince in front of his ministers and slaves, but intimately called him "Sercai", which is the Sixth Prince himself, and he rarely calls it this way.
He shouted with his name and surname.
"Back...back to the Emperor..."
"Imperial Doctor, am I scary? Otherwise, why are you talking so trembling?"
"I dare not. The Sixth Princess is not bad. She is just a little bloated after eating. Last time, I mistakenly thought it was pregnant..."
"Oh? Not pregnant, just bloating?"
"Yes." The imperial physician was so scared that he shivered. The emperor always exuded a terrifying gloom. I really don't know who could see his true side.
"There is such a quack doctor in my Imperial Hospital? I will continue to be killed." Feng Qingyun decided that a person was life.
"Your Majesty, your son, I'm a servant..."
When Dou Yacai saw it, she hurriedly knelt down, "The emperor, the imperial physician was just misdiagnosed and had no malice. For his age, let him spare him."
"Give me aside? But he misdiagnosed my little sparrow body. How could he give up easily?" Liu Yan said these ambiguous words, but they sounded extremely sincere.
No matter what, save someone first.
"Emperor, despite this, my sister-in-law's body has no effect. Let's spare him."
Liu Yan looked at Dou Yacai, then at the Imperial Doctor, and slowly said:
"I will spare you for the sake of the sparrow today. If there is any such incident in the future, I will definitely be killed. You all retreat."
Everyone retreated, and only Dou Yacai and Liu Yan were left in Jingyang Palace.