"I've become more beautiful, my breasts have become bigger, and my butt has become perky. Do you feel like you've earned something? Or, in other words, which one do you like better, dry flat bean sprouts or beautiful beauties?"
"Is it important?" Liu Hao lazily turned around, hugged Dou Yacai to his chest, and let her lie on him. He supported his head with his hands and asked.
"Of course it's important. I don't believe that as a man, you don't feel very happy when you see that your wife has become much more beautiful."
"I only know that you will be very happy when you come back. As for you being beautiful and plump, I am also happy, but the prerequisite must be - you are Princess Dou Yacai."
"Wow, uncle, you are really nice." Dou Yacai was so moved by Liu Hao's words that she turned into a girl who was like a little idiot in love.
"Then hurry up and give me a kiss!" Liu Hao said, tapping his cheek.
"Yeah." Dou Yacai gave Liu Hao a hard pop on the cheek, making a loud sound.
"ah!"
But the next moment, she let out a piercing scream again, which made Liu Hao tremble all over and asked quickly:
"What happened again?"
"Uncle! I'm pregnant. Can I still do such intense exercise while pregnant?" Dou Yacai quickly stood up and kicked Liu Hao's thigh, "It's all your fault, why are you so impatient! What if the child
Something went wrong, what should I do?”
"This... I don't know about this kind of thing, why don't you go find someone and ask?" Liu Hao also started to get nervous.
"Why am I asking, not you? You go ask the doctor to see if this will hurt the child!"
"Dou Yacai, in my opinion, you should ask women who have given birth to children, such as General Zhang or General Yang's wife." The sixth prince Liu Hui returned to his original serious expression in an instant.
Look.
"Um...why am I so embarrassed? You should ask." Although she has always been bold, she is still a little shy about such things, and if she asks, others will think that she wants to exercise vigorously.
"Ahem... Well, I still have some official business that I haven't finished, Dou Yacai, go ahead..." Liu Hao put on his clothes and sat down at the table to deal with the mountain of official business. Because of her disappearance, he wanted to
Many things he had done were wasted, and he even ignored the emperor's several imperial edicts asking him to return to the imperial court.
"Go!" Dou Yacai got out of bed and walked to his side, shaking his shoulders.
"It's better for you to go, Dou Yacai, I..."
"Go!!" Dou Yacai suddenly raised her voice and shouted an order in his ear.
"Don't... don't scream, be careful if you have fetal convulsions. I'll go as far as I go." Liu Hao hurriedly comforted the angry man.
Helpless, under her gaze, he slowly arranged his clothes, shoes, and hair, and then looked back at the woman who returned to the bed and played with her mobile phone. Alas~~~
Liu Hao was too embarrassed to ask the doctor directly whether having sex after a pregnant woman would affect the fetus. He was also too embarrassed to ask generals Zhang and Yang for advice. After all, they were subordinates, and it would inevitably be embarrassing if they met in the future.
So, Liu Hao decided to ask Liu Hao, a veteran in love.
But as soon as he walked to Liu Hao's door, he heard a low cry from inside. He opened the door in confusion and saw a woman in purple clothes sitting by the bed and constantly wiping her tears.
, while Liu Hao stood helpless, holding a chicken leg in his hand, standing next to the woman in purple like an idiot.
This expression on the dandy eighth prince is really a rare expression in a century.
"Hey! There's no point in crying." He looked at Zibei helplessly. He actually used this trick? This taught him how to continue playing.
She has been angry with him since she woke up this morning and asked him to send her away, but Liu Hao made up his mind to keep her by his side. Just kidding, she is Xiao Zi'er from more than ten years ago, he doesn't
Would you let her go so easily?
As a result, she kept getting angry and started a hunger strike, determined not to eat the food he gave her. But he didn't force her, he just dangled delicious food in front of her and deliberately ate it for her to see.
"Well, it's so fragrant and delicious." Liu Hao took a bite of the sizzling fat chicken leg. The aroma floated into Zi Bei's nose. She swallowed hard after not eating for a day.
The sound of saliva was so loud that Liu Hao heard it.
"Want to eat? Here you go!" Liu Hao handed her the chicken leg that he had taken a bite of.
"Don't eat!" She wouldn't be fooled. If she ate, would it mean she was willing to stay with him? So, she decided not to eat.
"Really?" Liu Hao asked while holding back his laughter. Seeing her stubborn expression despite her hungry stomach growling, he deliberately teased her and made a loud noise on purpose.
"Ugh..." She actually started crying.
That's why Liu Hao became helpless. This woman really loved to use tears to make him unable to think.
"Don't cry!"
"I want you to take care of me! What does it have to do with you if I cry for me?" Princess Zibei's eyes were red, she glared at him angrily, and then continued to wipe away her tears.
"It's none of my business." However, it would make him feel bad to see her crying like this.
"Humph!" Zibei thought she would hear his words of comfort, but she didn't expect it to be such a heartless word. She became even more angry, turned away, and never looked at him again.
Liu Hao, who had been watching the show at the door for a long time, walked in with his hands behind his back.
"Liu...Brother Liu, why are you here?" Liu Hao felt a little uncomfortable when his brother saw the self-proclaimed love saint, so helpless. Zi Bei, who was crying, saw the legendary Sixth Prince coming in, and also felt a little uncomfortable.
Sorry, I quickly wiped away my tears and bowed.
"Zi Bei has met the Sixth Prince."
"Well, no gifts."
"Brother Six, what are you doing here?" Liu Hao asked angrily, what does this girl mean? She smiled when she saw Brother Six. Would Brother Six look better with his unshaven look than him?
"Oh, eighth brother, you have met countless women and have interacted with many women. I am here to ask you, will it harm the fetus if a woman has sex while pregnant?"
"Brother Six!" As soon as Liu Hao said this, Liu Hao hurriedly stopped him. Isn't Brother Six here to cause trouble? Xiao Zi'er always thought that he was a romantic prince, but now that Brother Six said this, he jumped into the Yellow River.
I can’t even wash it off!
"What's wrong? You don't know? Brother Six thought you should know it very well!"
Liu Hao saw the meaning of bullying in Liu Hao's eyes! It's over, his honest and upright sixth brother was really led bad by Dou Yacai, and he became willing to betray his own brother.
He looked back at Zi Bei, who glared at him with disdain.
…
The sensational incident of Princess Dou Yacai's transformation into beauty has finally come to an end. Everyone has gone back to their homes and to their respective places.
The following scene has been repeated for nearly a month.
A handsome man follows a beautiful woman——
"Dou Yacai, how long will it take for you to get over your anger? Besides, it's also because I have a deep love for you." Liu Hao avoided the searching eyes of the lieutenants and said in a flattering tone, Alas!
He has been begging for so long, and at this moment, his majestic Sixth Prince is coaxing her in front of the soldiers who admire him. Why hasn't her anger gone away yet?
After spending a month with her, he, who had never spoken love words before, began to use words like "love deeply".
Therefore, men are trained by women. Whether it is skills to pick up girls or tricks to coax people, men learn them from women and then apply them to the same or multiple women. This can also be said to be
, treat others in their own way.
I think back to when he said those words, "Dou Yacai, it's really you! I... I miss you so much, and I won't leave you even a step from now on!"
At that time, she was gentle and docile, and she spoke softly to him.
He thought everything was calm and she would not pursue the matter of him almost beheading her.
However, who would have thought that because he couldn't help it that night, he accidentally ate her up and wiped her clean. As a result, early the next morning, before he could even put on his clothes, he was slapped by her who had just woken up.
He kicked his foot under the bed and hit a big bump on his head.
He wanted to catch her and spank her, but she just looked at him coldly. Not only did she not have a good look towards him, she even said that one day she would be unhappy and go back in time, and she would never come back again!
He quickly grabbed the piece of jade from her neck and threw it far, far away, and then didn't allow her to leave even half a step away, but she didn't appreciate it. He knew that he didn't recognize her, and he chased her like a chicken.
He didn't let her eat steamed buns and let her stay in jail for a day and a night, which made her very, very angry. Fortunately, he saved everything immediately.
But now she is annoyed by monkey anxiety.
Therefore, he was in the wrong and could only let her beat and scold him.
"Go away. Don't follow me. You only know how to enjoy yourself and don't care about the life and death of your children." When Dou Yacai turned around and saw Liu Hao's face, she immediately pushed him unhappily and pushed him away.
He pushed it far away.
"Dou Yacai, don't walk so fast, be careful with your stomach!"
"Oh! What I mean now is that you only followed me because of the child in your belly?"
Three black lines appeared on Liu Hao's forehead. At this time, he remembered Confucius's words again -
Only women and villains are difficult to raise.
"Sixth Master, Prince Xiangyan and Princess Xiangnu of the Ivory Kingdom would like to see you."
Dou Yacai was stunned for a moment and stopped——
The elephant slave must be returning to Princess Zibei when he comes, so what is the elephant slave doing here?
"I understand, I will go there later."
"Uncle, I'll go too."
I want to see what kind of medicine is sold in the elephant slave's gourd? There is also the matter of witchcraft that must be clarified.
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