I'm stuck in a deep, hard-to-extricate situation. What's going on? It's messed up...
Chenfeng held a cigarette in his hand and sat on a chair in the park. He couldn't calm down for a long time. What happened just now was still spinning in his mind. It was because he had done something wrong again.
Chen Feng raised his head, looked at the moon in the sky, and then sighed slightly, "Didi Didi" the phone rang. Chen Feng picked up the phone and it was Chen Meiyao calling.
Chen Feng answered the phone: "Hello! Yaoyao?"
Chen Meiyao: "Well! Husband! Why aren't you here yet? It's so late! I'll wait for you at home!"
Chenfeng: "Yeah! Okay, wife, I'll go back now!" This sentence is obviously a bit powerless.
Chenfeng stood up and staggered towards home. In that community, the late-night snack stall was still crowded, and the 24-hour shopping mall next door was still open... Nani? A woman was lying in front of the sales window, leaving
Sleep with drool!
Chenfeng thought for a while and decided to buy some snacks and go home. While thinking about it, he walked towards the sales window.
Morrowind: "Hey! Give me a pack of squid!"
The woman raised her head with sleepy eyes and said: "Hello, sir! What services do you need? We have everything you need here, there is nothing you can't think of, there is nothing we can't do!"
Two big pieces of eye droppings are still hanging on the woman's face... Um, why does this woman look so familiar?
Chenfeng swallowed his saliva and said, "Well... I want a pack of squid!"
The woman smiled and said: "Well, no problem, a big bag of squid for ten yuan, but it's so late, don't you need a few bottles of beer to quench your thirst?"
Chenfeng thought about it and realized that it was right. Drinking some beer later would be beneficial to the body and mind, but not too much, otherwise you would get drunk. Being drunk is not good.
Morrowind: "Well, okay, give me two bottles of beer too!"
The woman smiled and said: "Then do you want the better one or the worse one? If you drink the worse one, it will hurt your stomach and make you prone to kidney deficiency..."
Morrowind: "..."
Morrowind: "Then give me two bottles of good ones!"
The woman smiled and said: "Well, that's no problem! But just eating squid and drinking beer is not good, and it will also hurt your health. How about adding two more infinites?"
After Chen Feng thought about it, she was right. Since this woman is so eloquent, it would be a shame not to do sales!
Morrowind nodded quickly and said, "Okay! Add two Infinity!"
The woman smiled and turned around to get her things.
After taking the things, the woman came over and said with a smile: "Sir! In fact, on a lonely and lonely night...ahem..." There was another series of sales, and Chenfeng still nodded along stupidly. Finally, Chenfeng handed
There was an extra handful of stuff in it.
The woman smiled and said, "Sir, your goods are ready! Do you need anything else?"
Morrowind: "No need! Thank you!" Then Morrowind touched his pocket and was shocked... He actually forgot to bring money! What a disaster! Isn't this scene embarrassing?
"Pa da" After the woman said the last sentence, she fell on the stage and fell asleep again...
Chenfeng was frightened, but seeing the woman sleeping to death, he became a little more courageous. Then Chenfeng held something in his hands, greased his feet, and ran away like flying...
About fifteen minutes later, a sleepy-eyed woman raised her head, glanced around stupidly, and muttered: "Oh? Why didn't I seem to have confiscated the money just now?"
…
Chenfeng ran all the way, then ran up the stairs and ran to the door of the room, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Whoop whoosh!" He gasped for air.
"Squeak!" The door opened automatically! Nani? Is there a ghost?
Chen Feng jumped up hastily, what is going on? Why did the door to the room open by itself? I have always been a good person, and I have never provoked anyone. Brother, please do your best and don't blow my anus tonight!
The door to the room opened, revealing a beautiful face. It turned out to be Chen Meiyao!
Chen Feng patted his chest and said, "Huhu! I'm scared to death!"
Chen Meiyao put her hands on her hips and said, "If you don't do anything bad, don't be afraid of ghosts opening the door. What are you afraid of?"
Chenfeng walked in carrying the things and said, "I'm not afraid of anything! I forgot to bring money just now! I didn't pay for the things I bought!"
Chen Meiyao said happily: "Really? Then you have earned it!"
Then Chen Meiyao sat on the sofa and opened the plastic bag. Wow, there were a bunch of snacks. Girls love them!
Chen Meiyao's eyes sparkled with love: "Husband! You are such a good person! How did you know I want to eat these?"
Chenfeng giggled, thanks to that sleepy-eyed mall girl...
Chen Meiyao tore open the package and ate the shredded squid. Chenfeng opened two bottles of beer and said, "Let's drink some together!"
Chen Meiyao nodded and took the beer.
Morrowind: "Hey, let's talk!"
Chen Meiyao: "Okay! What do you want to talk about?" She didn't forget to bite the shredded squid in her mouth, looking like a glutton.
Chenfeng: "...Um...how do I put this? Let me tell you about my childhood. When I was a child, I loved climbing trees. Once, I climbed the tallest tree and fell down!
"
Chen Meiyao: "Wow! Then you're not dead!"
Morrowind: "...I died, what do you see now? Is it a human or a ghost?"
Chen Meiyao: "...Ghost!"
Morrowind: "...poof..."
Chenfeng: "The fall was really painful, but I survived with the tenacity of Xiao Qiang, and then I continued to climb the tree...climb the highest one..."
Chen Meiyao: "I really should throw you to death!"
Morrowind: "..."
Morrowind: "Another time, I crossed the river to steal eggs. I must have stolen seven or eight eggs, haha. Then I cooked them and ate them, even in the shell!"
Chen Meiyao: "I really should drown you!"
Chenfeng chuckled. It is true that when we were young, we would be silly and do childish things, but that was still our childhood. God has forgiven us, and we will change our ways in the future. Society is a cathedral. After you walk in, you will no longer be you.
You are not living for yourself.
Chenfeng smiled and said, "What about you? Yaoyao, tell me about your past!"
Chen Meiyao smiled mysteriously, grabbed the beer, took a sip, and said, "Do you really want to listen? You are a heartless person!"
Chenfeng was dumbfounded and said, "Am I a heartless person? Ah? What's going on?"
Chen Meiyao laughed: "You don't know yet? Haha! Don't you often say that you were in love with someone when you were in elementary school? Haha, you are so precocious!"
Chenfeng nodded and said, "Yes! I even forgot who she is!"
Chen Meiyao laughed, and suddenly, a thought flashed through Chenfeng's mind... Couldn't it?
This... this... this...
Chen Meiyao nodded and said: "Yes! You just remembered it now? You can't even remember my appearance, right? But we were so young at that time, but Chenfeng, I am really, Chen Meiyao... you
