The homeless man is stupid, why does it seem like there is no money to buy red bottles here? Is it so cheap, brother?
The boy who bought the cow scratched his hair in embarrassment and said, "How about this? I will only charge you 12 copper coins, okay?"
The tramp nodded, what are you talking about? It's so cheap. Well, maybe these sellers are pharmacists. Pharmacists in the game can train red bottles. No matter what, it's a great value anyway. Okay, let's go.
!Look if there is gold over there!
The tramp walked into the forest. For some reason, the monsters around him were particularly interested in the tramp. As soon as the tramp walked into the forest, the wild wolves and grizzly bears around him were so awesome that their eyes lit up when they saw the tramp, and then they all
Come closer this way.
The tramp pushed up the bridge of his nose, and then said coolly: "Hmph! Do you think I am still the sloppy guy I was before? Today I will let you try my unique secret skill!!" As he said that, the tramp imitated Ultraman,
He assumed a cross-shaped posture, spread his feet, bowed into a horse stance, and then silently chanted "Ten consecutive splits"!
However, a few seconds passed, and the surroundings were still quiet. Instead, more and more monsters not far away were piling up towards this side.
"Nani? What's going on?" The tramp was very curious, why couldn't he use the skill? The tramp continued to try, using ten consecutive chops!
"Ding" system prompts: The swordsman weapon is not equipped and the skills cannot be used!
"Boom..." His face darkened in an instant, and his expectations disappeared in an instant. It turns out that swordsman skills need to be equipped with swordsman weapons. Mommy, there are more and more monsters in front of him! The tramp ran away without even thinking about it! Oh my God, what if?
Surrounded by these monsters, ten lives are not enough to kill you!
"Ho ho!" As the tramp ran, the monsters behind him roared and chased after him. The tramp ran a long distance in a hurry and just got rid of a lot of monsters behind him. The tramp stopped and took a big breath, but
Around a dozen more giant bears suddenly appeared!
"Ho ho!" When the giant bear saw the tramp, its eyes shone again, "Oh my god!" The tramp screamed wildly, and without caring about anything, it ran towards the forest with wind on its feet! There was another one before
But it’s an iron plate! It’s better now. We don’t have anything. How about hitting a giant bear with bare hands? Isn’t this reliable? Don’t think about it, it’s important to escape!
After running far away, the homeless man gasped for air and looked around nervously. Fortunately, this was an open space and there were no wild monsters living there.
The tramp sent another private message to Waves.
Tramp: "Hey! Where are you? I'm being chased by a monster!"
Wave: "I was just here to fight the black bear!"
The homeless man closed the private chat and ran in the direction where he had beaten the black bear before. Not far away, he saw a group of people in front of him, it was Bo Bo and the others. At this moment, Bo Bo, Ruoxi Chuxue, and the tramps were all gathered together, curious.
What are you looking at?
The homeless man ran over, waved and shouted: "Hey! I'm coming!"
Ruoxi Chuxue turned around, then made a "shush" gesture, and continued to look forward.
What on earth is it? Why are everyone so curious? The homeless man walked forward cautiously, and then walked around to Thunderstorm. In front of everyone, he saw a particularly short child. The child was staring at a pair of big
He looked at everyone with his eyes.
Wow, that little boy is very short, only one-third of the height of Thunderstorm. His face is red, and his big curious eyes are particularly cute. What’s even more peculiar is that the little boy’s ears are pointed. He is wearing a short blue rattan armor.
Wearing twig pants and a small twig hat on top of his head. Where does this kid come from? Why is he so cute?
"Wow! So cute!" The homeless man couldn't help but exclaimed.
Unexpectedly, the little boy was frightened by the homeless man. He jumped behind him in a hurry, then turned around and ran into the grass very quickly!
At this time, everyone was shocked! The little boy was scared away!
Ruoxi Chuxue stared at the homeless man angrily and said, "It's all you! Damn it, we wasted half a day just to lure him out!"
Thunderstorm also raised his axe, saying he wanted to chop the tramp, but Waves looked at the tramp and said in surprise: "Hey! Look at his clothes!"
Only then did everyone wake up, and even the Sad Prince popped up from the grass. Everyone looked at the homeless man very curiously, and then said in unison: "Wow! When did your clothes become normal!"
Is there anything strange about the black line of homeless people? I am not a non-mainstream person in the first place!
Later, Ruoxi Chuxue came up and touched the homeless man and said, "Well, that's quite normal!"
Black line...Beauty, I'm normal!
Thunderstorm picked up his ax and said: "Oh, don't care about him now, the elf ran away again, boss! It's all your fault, come and lure it out!"
What? An elf! It turns out that little thing is an elf.
The Sad Prince jumped out of the grass and said, "Well, I analyzed it just now. The elf will not go too far and is still in the forest."
The homeless man asked curiously: "Why did you lure it out?"
The sad prince pushed up his glasses and said, "Don't you understand? That kid has a teleportation scroll in his hand!" Teleportation scroll? Teleportation scroll!!!
The tramp suddenly realized! It turns out that this evil guy was planning to trick the elf into getting the scroll. By the way, this scroll seems to be very expensive to buy. Well, it would be great if I could grab the elf's!
Thunderstorm raised his ax and snorted: "That's right! Boss, what should we do now? That scroll is so expensive that even if you have money, you may not be able to buy it. Not many players know about Stone City yet. Boss, give this scroll to me."
You, I don’t care, you just made me dance for a long time before the elf would come out!"
The tramp looked at the thunderstorm and laughed. It turns out that's it. The elf likes obscene dancing.
Everyone continued to despise the tramp. Oh no, it was impossible not to get the scroll now.
"Elf! I'm here!" The tramp didn't change his wretched behavior. He picked a leaf and walked into the forest. "Little darling! My uncle came to play with you! No, it's my brother!" the tramp said wretchedly.
shouted.
"Whoosh!" A soft sound came from the grass, and a light shadow jumped quickly from one bush to another in front of the homeless man!
"You're still running!" The tramp saw clearly that it was the elf that jumped across from his eyes just now! How could the tramp let go of the opportunity so easily? He jumped forward with both feet, grabbed his hands, and headed towards the elf.
The elf pounces!
The elf moved very quickly. Before the tramp could catch it, it jumped out of the grass again. The tramp was anxious and hurriedly chased it ahead!
"Whoosh!" "Whoosh!" "Whoosh!"
The elf jumped all the way and escaped from the clutches of the tramp many times. However, the tramp was not a vegetarian. After going around for a few times, he suddenly jumped forward. Before that, the tramp had already calculated the position of the elf's jump.
Right now! Hit the target!
"I'll catch you!" The tramp grinned widely and his expression was very ferocious! Little elf, why don't you fall into my hands? Hey, obediently hand over the scroll to me! Otherwise, you will be in trouble! The tramp is very evil.
think.
"Wow" the elf shouted, and the tramp's hand had already grabbed the elf's waist. The elf was indeed small enough, and he caught it with one palm!
"Wow wow wow..." The elf kept crying. Where would the tramp be willing to put it? As expected, the elf had a scroll wrapped around his waist, and there was also an ancient whistle tied with a small rope.
The tramp pulled out the whistle, then looked left and right, completely ignoring the elf's cry for life and death.
"Huh? What is this?" The homeless man looked at the ancient whistle curiously. The whistle was in the shape of a horn, with a narrow side that could make a sound by blowing air on it.
The tramp put his mouth to his mouth, and then blew hard, and the whistle suddenly made a "wuwuwuwu" sound. The tramp was pleasantly surprised. It turns out that this thing is so fun. No wonder this little guy is so precious! At this moment, the elf became more and more excited.
After struggling fiercely, the tramp took the whistle and hit the elf hard on the head, shouting: "You guy! You are still making noise! Wait a minute, uncle, give it back to you!"
At this moment, there was a loud "bang" sound in the woods!
Then, a strong wind blew up in the woods! The homeless man was shocked, but he saw a bow and arrow with shining white light coming from not far away!
"Holy shit!" the tramp screamed wildly, and hurriedly dodged to the side! The arrow feathers hit a giant tree with a "bang" and exploded instantly! Wow, if I had been hit by that arrow feathers just now,
Even if a tramp has ten lives, it won't be enough for him to die!
The homeless man breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, dozens of arrows flew in from all around! Each arrow was filled with dazzling white light. For a moment, the entire forest seemed to be illuminated!
"Fuck you!" The homeless man screamed and hurriedly threw himself towards the ground.
"Bang bang bang bang bang bang..." There was a burst of noise, and everyone nearby was stunned. This... is this a bit sharp?
The light faded, and the tramp got up very wretchedly. When he looked up, he saw in front of him a dozen young female elves, holding long bows and nocking arrows, glaring at the tramp. Their expressions were as if the tramp dared to move again.
Will "thousands of arrows pierce the heart!"
"Um...Boss, we have something to discuss...hehe!"
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