Chapter 131 Li Er feels green, Wang Wu opens mussels
Chang'an City, Imperial Palace, Royal Ancestral Hall.
"Honored ancestors, today I and the holy monk Xuanzang have become brothers of the opposite sex. We do not wish to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but we wish to die in the same year, the same month and the same day!"
Li Shimin was in high spirits in the ancestral hall, while outside the court were full of civil and military officials with different expressions.
Since the founding of the Tang Dynasty, there has never been an emperor who became a brother of the opposite sex.
Not to mention the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, even Xuanzang himself was a little confused when he fell in love.
This is a sworn vow, isn’t it too hasty?
He was summoned to the palace by Eunuch Zhen, and then Li Er took him to make a sworn vow?
After paying homage, Li Er was satisfied, patted Xuanzang on the shoulder and said:
"Holy Monk, you will be my imperial disciple from now on!"
"Last night the Bodhisattva asked me in my dream that you were fetching sutras from the West for all sentient beings. I admire you very much!"
"..." Xuanzang.
Forget it, it’s a process, just walk through it and it’ll be fine.
But about the sworn vows?
You don’t want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but you want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day!
Xuanzang felt that Li Er was taking advantage of him!
God knows when he will die?
Anyway, Datang is gone, but he is still here!
"In that case, Your Majesty, take care and don't plan to stay any longer," Xuanzang said.
"My dear brother, don't worry, let me have a home-cooked banquet with you." Li Er said.
"Okay." Xuanzang nodded.
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The harem, the palace of Queen Changsun, and the important children of Li Er's family are all there.
For example, the current crown prince Li Chengqian, the future emperor Li Zhi, Princess Gaoyang, Princess Changle, Princess Leyan, and Princess Changge.
To be honest, Xuanzang was about the same age as them, or even a little younger, but now he was sworn to their father, and that "honorific title" was a bit hard to say.
Xuanzang said casually: "Although His Majesty and I are sworn sworn brothers, we are of the same generation after all. We can discuss our own affairs and there is no need to stick to red tape."
Hearing this, the current prince Li Chengqian breathed a sigh of relief, but Li Zhi respectfully called "uncle".
Xuanzang listened and nodded, but there was no reward.
Look at Li Er and Empress Changsun sitting together, smiling and looking very affectionate.
Although Empress Changsun is the mother of several princes and princesses, she does not appear to be any older.
The radiant white skin is more supple and radiant than that of a young girl in bloom, and is bright and attractive.
The same is true for the figure under the phoenix robe. It is graceful, graceful and moving, and the whole body exudes a mature intellectual beauty.
Xuanzang is not a thief, he just appreciates beautiful things from an artistic perspective, which is indeed a pleasant thing.
"Holy Monk, when I met you today, I realized that you are a young and handsome man with a handsome appearance. If you were to return to secular life, I don't know how many girls in Chang'an you would charm." Queen Changsun said.
"The Queen praises you very much. Your beauty is as beautiful as before, and you are as beautiful as a man. Time has never left any traces on you. No matter how many girls there are in Chang'an City, they are not as beautiful as you." Xuanzang praised.
Empress Changsun was so praised that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear. She became more and more pleased with Xuanzang, and he was so young and handsome!
The mouth is as sweet as honey, so sweet that one feels comfortable.
Looking at Li Er next to her, Queen Changsun shook her head.
Li Er watched Xuanzang and his queen chatting happily. Although he was very happy, he still felt a little strange for some reason, something seemed wrong.
It seems that the queen is very fond of her imperial brother and is in love with her!
That must be it!
The four princesses stood together and discussed Xuanzang in low voices.
"Actually, it's not impossible for the four of us sisters to marry the holy monk Xuanzang together."
The most romantic and bold Princess Gaoyang said, her beautiful eyes shining brightly.
"Gao Yang, what nonsense are you talking about?" Princess Changle spat, her face turning red with embarrassment.
His eyes were secretly glancing at Xuanzang, but he didn't expect that the holy monk Xuanzang himself was so good-looking.
Unfortunately, he was too arrogant and asked his father to betroth all the sisters to him.
"It's impossible. Now that my father and the holy monk have become sworn brothers, how can the holy monk marry us based on their seniority?" Princess Changge said.
"Yes." Princess Leyan blushed and peeked.
"Your Majesty, the family banquet is ready." Eunuch Zhen came over and announced in a low voice.
"Are you ready? Brother Yu, let me have a few more drinks with you today," Li Er said.
"Your Majesty, the holy monk is a monk. How can he drink alcohol? Isn't that breaking the precepts? What if it hurts the body?"
Empress Changsun raised her eyebrows and glared at Li Er.
"Ah...this? I was negligent." Li Er was stunned by the Queen's rebuke. He had never seen the Queen caring about him so much.
"Queen, don't blame me. Buddha and his master once said that wine and meat passed through the intestines, and Buddha kept it in his heart. It's just drinking, I don't have any problem." Xuanzang said.
"As expected of a holy monk, I admire him for his wisdom. Today, I will also drink with the holy monk." Empress Changsun said with a smile.
"..." Li Er.
Why do you feel like you are being treated differently? Isn’t this a double standard?
An illusion, it must be an illusion!
At the family banquet, the atmosphere was warm. Xuanzang and Empress Changsun drank a few more glasses of wine. Empress Changsun was so drunk that her cheeks were as red as a ripe apple, which was really beautiful.
Princess Gaoyang, Princess Changle and several sisters toasted one after another!
Xuanzang also accepted everyone who came!
"Such a scene must be shared with the group members. After all, not everyone can have dinner with the emperor's family."
So Xuanzang opened a live chat room.
"Ding, Journey to the West has started a live chat group."
"Ding, Immortal King An Lan joins the live broadcast room."
"Ding, Ye Fan is really not bad and join the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, the Demon Queen joins the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, the number one golden elixir in Kyushu joins the live broadcast room!"
For a time, many members of the crowd joined in.
Ye Fan is really not bad: "As soon as I entered the live broadcast room, I saw Brother Xuan drinking and having such sumptuous food. It's not like me in Beidou Star, sleeping in the open air, hungry, and envious!"
Demon Queen: "You eat alone, Xuanzang doesn't even take me with you!"
The number one golden elixir in Kyushu: "Elder Xuanzang, please py!"
Immortal King An Lan: "As expected of Brother Xuan!"
An Lan silently liked it and expressed his favorable opinion angrily.
Journey to the West Bible Learner: "Actually, I just made my sworn vows to the emperor, and Li Erfei took me to the palace for a family banquet."
Bad guy: "Taizong, Queen!"
Yuan Tiangang was filled with tears, thinking of the prosperous Tang Dynasty.
Spring and Autumn Sword Armor: "Tiangang, don't cry! People should look forward."
Ye Fan is really not evil: "That's right!"
The most amazing woman of the Yin Yang family: "Holy Monk Xuanzang, when will you come to my place and I'll treat you to some of the Yin Yang family's specialties?"
The No. 1 Golden Elixir in Kyushu: "The characteristic of Yin Yang family, open clam?"
Fortune teller: "..., Wang Wu, can you be a little normal?"
Foshan Ye Wen: "I would like to ask you, what is clam opening?"
The Little Fairy of Peach Blossom Island: "I wish you the same!"
Immortal King An Lan: "I have lived for a million years, and this is the first time I have heard of opening clams? Forgive me for my limited knowledge!"
The number one golden elixir in Kyushu: "Hey, let's not talk about this for now? Group leader, can you explain how you can understand it in seconds? Could it be..."
Fortune teller: "..."
The strangest woman in the Yin Yang family: "I don't understand either!"
Demon Queen: "Ta Nainai, I thought that I, the Queen, were already shameless enough. Only after Wang Wu, a bichi, joined the group, did I, the Queen, understand what it means to be someone outside the world, and there is a world outside the world. This car directly hit my face."
Ye Fan is really not black: "Ahem, open the clam? That's... cough, open the clam!"
Qixuanmen Han Paopao: "Listening to a group of people is like listening to a group of people."
Playboy: "Ahem, it's just seafood."
The strangest woman in the Yin Yang family: "Split!"
Little Fairy of Peach Blossom Island: "Dirty!"
Foshan Ye Wen: "This..."
Immortal King An Lan: "I see, if you think about it carefully, for the sake of cultivation, I have not opened clams for hundreds of thousands of years."
Fortune teller: "..."
"Ding, the group leader fortune teller has initiated a one-hour mute for all."