Chapter 147 Live Barbecue Roaring Dog, the Queen Mother blushes!
Still at the foot of Five Elements Mountain.
But the painting style has changed suddenly, with golden flames burning the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.
But on the golden cudgel was a thin dog that was roasted deliciously!
Although thin dogs look like they don’t have much meat, there are different types!
For example, dogs like Xiaotian dogs, which run in the sky every day and are bathed in fairy energy, are fat and tender, and taste delicious.
Sun Wukong was salivating as he watched from the side. Although he felt a little sorry for his old friend Ruyi Golden Cudgel, this Xiaotian Dog was really fragrant!
That's right, Xuanzang had already roasted the Xiaotian dog at this time. It was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, with a brilliant fairy light, and a lot of crystal oil dripped down along the lines of the golden hoop.
First of all, Xuanzang did not offend anyone. The Xiaotian Dog wanted to bite him, so is it reasonable for him to roast the Xiaotian Dog?
Just dog meat seems too monotonous. Xuanzang looked at the monkey aside and said kindly:
"Monkey, you should know that not a pound of flesh on your body has been wasted these days, right?"
"Xuan Zang? What are you talking about? I don't understand what you mean?"
Sun Wukong felt his head and feet were cold, his head was a little dizzy, and he felt bad.
This monk doesn’t think the Xiaotian Dog is enough and still wants to take advantage of it?
"I heard that tofu brain is good with dog meat, but it's not available here," Xuanzang said.
"Xuan Zang, if you ask me, I don't have one either." Sun Wukong answered innocently.
"Ahem, there is a folk formula that can be replaced by monkey brains." Xuanzang's smile became more and more warm.
"I lost it!"
Sun Wukong quickly held his head, with a nervous look on his face, and said quickly:
"Xuan Zang, don't come here!"
"You are a human being, please treat yourself as a human being! My grandson is only five hundred years old, so he is still young!"
At this moment, Sun Wukong's heart was trampled by a thousand divine beasts.
I never thought that this monk had been planning it from the beginning?
No wonder it is so good to it, it is filled with happy water, bananas and various fruits!
This is a fattening pot!
Sun Wukong has no doubts about Xuanzang’s determination to eat tofu nao. There is nothing he dare not do!
After all, the Xiaotian dog has been stewed, let alone him?
It also gives Yang Jian face, and at most breaks the legs of the Xiaotian dog, which cannot be stewed!
Why, these Buddhist people are like animals!
In this comparison, Tathagata is still very good, just suppress it!
Xuanzang wants to eat it!
"Xuan Zang, my old grandson has never served anyone?"
"Don't come over here!"
"If you have the guts to wait for me to get out of trouble, let's compete!"
Sun Wukong said quickly, but Xuanzang was getting closer and closer.
Xuanzang reached out and finally touched Sun Wukong's messy head and said with a smile:
"Silly monkey, how could I do such an outrageous thing!"
Although he said this, the shadow in Sun Wukong's heart did not go away at all.
Xuanzang's smile standing in the sunshine was really captivating.
"Holy Monk, Holy Monk!" Sun Wukong changed his words with a look of respect on his face.
As for whether Xuanzang was joking or telling the truth, only he knows.
Xuanzang continued to grill the Xiaotian Dog. After all, it had lived for thousands of years and was not easy to cook!
During this gap, Xuanzang started the live broadcast of the chat group.
"Ding, Journey to the West has launched a live chat group!"
"Ding, Immortal King An Lan joins the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, the Demon Queen joins the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, the number one golden elixir in Kyushu joins the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, Foshan Ye Man joins the live broadcast room!"
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As the live broadcast camera changed, many group members also saw the Five Elements Mountain and Xuanzang and Sun Wukong having a barbecue under the Five Elements Mountain.
Ye Fan is really not stupid: "Let me go, Brother Xuan, could this be Wuzhishan, and that unkempt monkey is the Great Sage? Also, Brother Xuan, what are you grilling? I can smell the fragrance through the live broadcast!"
The number one golden elixir in Kyushu: "Everyone who sees it has a share, Elder Xuanzang! Others want to eat it too!"
Demon Queen: "Wang Wu, please save some face! Don't do anything. Queen, I haven't even spoken."
Immortal King An Lan: "That is the Monkey King. Although he looks disheveled, his eyes are bright and full of fighting spirit. He is worthy of being the disciple of Elder Xuanzang."
Ye Fan is really not evil: "That's natural. The great sage has piercing eyes, and he can't hide any monsters or monsters."
Journey to the West Bible Learner: "As you can see, it is live broadcast at the foot of Five Elements Mountain. As for what the barbecue is, everyone should be able to tell that it is a dog!"
The No. 1 golden elixir in Kyushu: "Dog meat is very fragrant! It is a perfect match when paired with tofu curd!"
Ye Fan is really not bad: "Is there such a way to eat it?"
Spring and Autumn Sword Armor: "Indeed, I was lucky enough to eat it once when I was young."
Bad Handsome: "Find a chance to try it!"
Playboy: “This rich man can order takeout directly on the spot!”
Favorite animal milk: "Wakaka, I want to eat it too!"
Ye Fan is really not evil: "Uh... I remember there are no dog monsters in Journey to the West. Isn't this the Xiaotian Dog?"
Ye Fan made a bold guess!
Journey to the West Bible Learner: "Congratulations, you got the answer right! But there is no reward!"
Ye Fan is really not evil: "Really, Brother Xuan, you roasted the Xiaotian dog. Yang Jian wouldn't fight for you!"
Ye Fan was shocked. Yang Jian was the God of War of the Three Realms and a dog lover!
Fortune teller: "Like!"
Yan Shuangying gave a thumbs up and had to obey Xuanzang's instructions.
The No. 1 Golden Elixir in Kyushu: "Isn't it just a dog? If you eat it, eat it!"
The head of the Yunlan Sect: "I believe that the holy monk Xuanzang had a reason why he had to do what he did."
The Pope of Wuhun Palace: “I will always support Xuanzang’s brother La!”
Journey to the West Bible seeker: "I'm simply hungry! The Xiaotian Dog happened to be looking for trouble, so I simply roasted it. But don't worry, it's just roasted the body. As long as the soul is still there, it won't be a big problem."
Immortal King An Lan: "That's right, bake it! What kind of war god is Yang Jian? If he dares to trouble Brother Xuan, I, An Lan, will be the first to go up and punish him!"
Ye Fan is really not evil: "Brother An Lan, Yang Jian is a saint in the flesh. Are you sure? Don't call me, Brother Xuan, save me!"
Immortal King An Lan: "...so powerful!"
Fortune teller: "Myths are no joke, every world has its own rules!"
Journey to the West Buddhist scripture seeker: "An Lan, a man who promises a thousand pieces of gold must practice what he says. I will find an opportunity for you to challenge Yang Jian!"
Immortal King An Lan: "Brother Xuan, will you be beaten to death?"
Journey to the West Buddhist scripture seeker: "It's okay. Be careful in the next life. The pain will only last for a moment."
Immortal King An Lan: "Uh..."
While talking, the Xiaotian dog was roasted to medium rare and almost ready to eat.
After the soul of Xiaotian Dog came out of his body, he returned directly to the Heavenly Court and the Heavenly Palace of Justice.
"Master, you have to make the decision for me!"
The Xiaotian dog covered its buttocks and could feel the burning sensation every moment. The key was that Xuanzang also used Ruyi's golden cudgel to skewer it. This was simply inappropriate.
This is what monks do!
"……"Yang Jian!
"..."Mei brothers!
"..." Caotou God.
In fact, they all saw it in the sky and knew what happened to Xiaotian Dog, but no one dared to go up.
Even if Yang Jian wanted to rescue, it would be too late!
"Second Master, what do you think?" Boss Mei said.
"Write it down in your notebook first, then figure it out later. Find a good body for Xiaotian Dog."
Yang Jian left the palace with a sullen face and said nothing.
He wants to find Xuanzang, but will the Queen Mother agree?
I’m afraid the Queen Mother is also watching at this moment!
Yang Jian's guess was right. In the Yaochi Palace, the Queen Mother looked at the scene of Xuanzang's filial piety dog in the exquisite mirror. She laughed hard, and there was a blush on her graceful and beautiful face.
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